Hey there guys, time to get back to Totsuki. Sorry for the delays, I know there are a lot of peoples that like this story so here we are. This time Hiro will attend the entrance exam, also sorry but the cooking will be next chapter. I have plans to make a big one and there will be a good argument there. Enjoy.

Also, for those who are new here, in this story the main joke is that the OC and his family are the only ones with common and rational sense in this world and point out how things don't make any sense. Thank you all.

At Totsuki

Both me and Soma were walking down the path of the school. We saw so many people of high class around, drivers and expensive cars. I didn't feel like I was doing a school entrance exam, I felt I was in some kind high class club.

''So this really a school?"

''Yes, apparently my dad told me that this place is no joke when it comes to grade students.'' Said Soma as him and me were looking around.

Then he saw all those cars and drivers around. They looked so expansive; I hated people who love to show off that they have money. I would love to have some like any person, but I am happy with the life that I have. However I still felt a little off since me and Soma were from neighborhood restaurant and these people were from fancier places.

''I feel so out of place here.''

''Me too.'' Said Soma.

''What is the deal with all these limos and drivers? I mean I would love to have these, but I wouldn't just show off.''

''Same here.'' Said Soma

While we were walking Soma accidently hit his foot on a bench.

Knock

''Are you ok?"

''Yes, oh by the way sorry there for kicking it. Was an accident.'' Said Soma talking to the boy sitting on the bench.

The boy was wearing some kind of rich uniform, bowtie and drinking some tea. I even saw the guy butler nearby.

''Don't worry accidents happen.'' Said the kid.

''Why the bowtie?''

''Hey are you here to take the exam?" Asked Soma.

''Of course, I am Nikaidou Yoshiaki. My family owns a French restaurant.'' Said him.

''Oh what a coincidence mine also owns a restaurant.'' Said Soma.

''Mine too.''

As we sit down Yoshiaki continued to talk to us. I felt that at least these people were at least have soma manners.

''Splendid it, what kind of restaurant do your families own?" Asked Yoshiaki.

''Oh its nothing much. It's called ´´Yukihira´´ and its more of a special of the day type.'' Said Soma.

''My family´s restaurant is called ´´East Meets West´´. We are kind of a small restaurant type also, but we do what we can.''

Soon after we gave those answers, Yoshiaki rudely kicked us out of the bench into he ground

''Hey what gives! What is wrong with you?'' I asked pissed off.

''Don't you dare sit next to mee you two!" Scream him pissed.

Soon everyone started to look at me and Soma like we were freaks.

''Did you hear that?'' Said some random fancy guy.

''It appears two punks from the street want to try out going to Totsuki.'' Said another rude guy

''HÁ, you got be joking.'' Said a rich asshole.

''Listen carefully! This academy is no place for plebeians like you two! It's a holy garden where the elites of the food business are allowed to learn. Has what this place is, Tootsuki is the future of society because with no good food there is no point of having a society.'' Said Yoshiako super proud.

That stupid speech was enough to make my blood boil. Yes, being a chef was hard, but he was treating like you could only be someone of elite class if you wanna learn how to cook. So what? I never heard of this place until a few days ago, besides a ton of great chefs learn to cook from their families or by themselves. Yes, a cooking school was great but no to this level.

I kept hearing the teasing and mocking around. Me and Soma were beyond pissed at all this.

''What is the deal with them? This is a cooking school and they are treating like it's going to change their life's. We are all 14 we haven't even had a life yet.'' I thought

''Why are you still here? Outside of dumb are you deaf too?' Asked Yoshiako still mocking us. I couldn't help myself but I grabbed the asshole by the colar.

''Listen here you punk! You never ate our food! A chef would never criticize another one just by the looks, first taste the food asshole!''

''Hold him Hiro, I will give him a beat down too!"' Said Soma.

''Help!'' Scream the bastard calling for his security

''You bastards! Let go of our boss!"' Said those guards.

I then a bell coming from the school, I guess it was time to take the test so I guess I would that idiot go for now.

''You got lucky this time.''

As Yoshiako look like he survived a assassinated attempted, he tried to curse me and Soma.

''You two are never allowed to eat at my family restaurant.'' Said him.

''Good.'' Said we both.

Soon we got inside of the main building, and we were about to do the test. I didn't know what to expect, but Soma seemed excited.

''Lets go!'' Said him.

''Yes, lets give our best.''

We soon got in the place where the exam would take place. However instead of an adult or someone to give us some instructions a girl appeared. She had a honey blond hair, appeared to be my age and looked serious.

''I was entrusted with today entrance exam. My name is Erina Nakiri.'' Said her.

Soma and I looked a bit odd at her. She looked way to serious to be a student, maybe she was one that got accepted early by recommendation. Alongside her was another girl with the same uniform, but she was holding some papers, I guess she going to help with the avaliation too.

''First, it's an interview in group of ten based on the application form. After that, a test of practical cooking skills with three different dishes. Those who pass that will have too…'' Said the purple haired girl listing all the task of today but that Erina girl cut her off.

'This all seen worthless. Let's just go to the main event.'' Said her.

''Is this allowed? Can a student just do that?''

''Let's see.'' Said her looking intrigued.

Then the other girl brough a bunch of food in our direction. I guess it was our ingredients to use for the day. She then grabbed an egg.

''Egg?'' I thought confused

''This would be the main ingredient of the day. Make one dish, those can satisfy my tongue will earn their immediately admission to Totsuki Academy. In addition, I will give you one minute to withdrawn from the examination if you want.'' Said her sounding all sinister.

'One minute. I mean that's a short period of time. Who would give up in….''

Soon I saw all those sissy asshole run off the building. All that high class talk crap, and they ran off like they were cowards. Soma and I had a look of disbelief.

''What!''

''Hey wait a minute! Why are you running away?!' Asked Soma grabbing Yoshiaki shoulder.

''You don't know who she is? She earned her pass the middle school division as the top student. She is also a genius that is the youngest person to enter ´´Totsuki Elite Council of ten´´, an organization that makes the most important decision. She is the holder of humanity best palate, the God tongue! She is a monster in the culinary world that eat people like us! She destroyed more chefs at our age than most well know food critics!" Scream Yoshiaki

''´´God´s tongues? ´´, Elite Council? Her destroying chefs? She only 14!''

Soon everyone in the room left outside of me and Soma. That Erina girl was so full of herself that she thought everyone has gave up, but me and Soma spoke out to say that we were still doing.

''Do they see us?"

''I guess not.'' Said Soma.

''Do you want to take this test?'

''Yeah of course.'' Said Soma

As he make sure that we were noticed she looked at us with cold eyes. Again, with high class crap.

''Can we start already?" Asked Soma

''You can use all the ingredients here, the main task is that you have to use the eggs.'' Said her.

''Ok, that's easy.''

''You two should withdraw at this moment. It won't be easy.'' Said her all sissy.

''We got this far and we didn't run away like 90% of the room. We are here to do the exam.''

''Hiro is right, we were scared at first but we are here to cook something!'' Said Soma going near that Erina girl and then the other girl appeared.

''don't come near miss Erina!'' Said her.

''What are you? Her secretary?"

''I am her personal assistance!"' Said ehr

''Why a 14 year old need a personal assistance?'

''She is not a simple 14-year-old, she is a top student and a member of Tootsuki Elite council of ten. She is Erina Nakiri.'' Said the other girl super serious.

While she was giving me a lecture, Soma was busy looking at the expansive game of knife that they got.

''Wow, hey Hiro look how sharp these are.'' Said him.

''Careful, we better not get some blood mix with the eggs.''

''I will kick you two out if any stupid bantering continues. Now are you two here to do the exam or not?'' Asked Erina all serious.

Me and Soma heard her and we were ready for action.

''You are heard her Soma?'

''Sure, I am ready to start cooking.'' Said him.

''Same here, good luck to you.''

''Same to you Hiro.'' Said Soma.

As me and Soma were making our dishes I noticed something that we have in similarities. Soma like to cook with a cloth in his forehead, probably to prevent sweat while I like to cook with my hat to prevent my hair from touching the food.

Me and him started to grab the eggs and we were already cooking at full speed.

A few minutes later

I looked at the oven and saw that my dish was ready. It was in good shape and in perfect form.

''Times up!'' Said Erina all serious.

Me and Soma were getting some plates to serve our food, while we do that Erina still looked at us like a hawk.'

''What are the dishes?'' Asked HER

''I made FurikaKE Gohan.'' Said Soma in other words fried rice with some toppings.

''And you?" Asked Erina.

''Muffins.''

She looked pissed at us. What was I supposed to do? Make some fancy egg recipe at this time in the morning? Its like brunch time, I need to make her something that fit the time.

''don't screw with me!" Scream her hitting her hand on the balcony.

''Wow calm down!''

''You two are not chefs! This is a waste of time for me! Get off…'' Said her giving stupid reasons but me and Soma werendt done.

''Wait! This is not the normal Furikake, it's a special one that is ´´transforming Furikake Gohan´´.''' Said Soma serious.

''And this is not your typical muffin. This is a special type of muffin that you will crave.''

Soon me and Soma grabbed the plates and we poored our foods in each of them.

''Come here and try.'' Said Soma with his rice.

''Yes, try food from the common folk.''

I need a whole chapter just for Erina reaction and her ´´judgment´´. Erina was for me one of the most insufferable Tsundere in Manga. Yes, I know of her backstory but even without her dickhead parents she was still an annoying girl that would rather die of starvation that consume regular nutrients to live.

After that there is going to be an intese exchange of words that will be so much fun to write. Thank you all and have a good day.