Wedding Crashers


(Theme song - Tomorrow Is My Wedding Day - Jem and the Holograms


(Third-person POV)

*A month went by & the big day arrived. The ceremony was being held at the Coliseum & the reception was being held in Knotehole. People were rushing to get everything ready. The guests came from all over Mobius. Freedom Fighters from all over the world (except the Sand Blasters) were invited. Winona, Kasa, Halona, Kocoum, & the Naukan Tribe had also come. Silver, Blaze, & Marine were also here. The Babylon Rouges were also invited. Geoffrey & Hershey were even invited. Bunnie's Uncle Beauregard, Clove & her sister, Cassia, & Nephthys were coming as well. Everyone was excited. We'll, almost everyone*


(Abigail's POV)

*I sat on my bed in my bedroom, looking out my window, rubbing my one month pregnant stomach, & feeling nervous. Suddenly, Lacey & all my girl friends burst into the room with big smiles*

Lacey: Congratulations on your big day! *they stopped when they noticed me looking sad* Abby? Why the long face?

Amy: It's your wedding day! You should be happy!

Abigail: I know. But I . . . Well . . .

Julie-Su: Are you getting cold feet?

Abigail: No. It's just . . . I don't feel ready. I'm taking a big step today.

Bunnie: Sugar, Ah completely understand. *she sat next to me* I felt a little nervous myself the day I married Antoine. But I kept telling myself that soon, I'm going to spend the rest of my life with the love of my life.

Abigail: I'm happy things have worked out for you Bunnie and I do want to spend my life with Shadow. But I'm just worried that something will go wrong.

*I looked back out the window, & at the castle in the distance*

*Abigail singing*

There's a party here on Mobius

And the party's all for me

Just look you guys at where we are

And how our dreams have come to be


(Third-person POV)

*Meanwhile, at Castle Acorn, Shadow was looking out the window of his dressing room, wearing a white button-up shirt*

*Shadow singing*

There's a party here on Mobius

And I can't believe it's true

After all this waiting

Here we are

We'll finally get to say "I do!"


*Abigail singing*

I never thought I'd find true love


*Shadow singing*

I never thought I'd have a real family

*For a moment they could see each other in front of them*

*Abigail & Shadow singing*

Someone who could just understand me

*For a second, it looked like they were about to kiss. But someone interrupted*


(Abigail's POV)

Fiona: Hey come on, Abby! This mush has gotta end!

*Lacey singing*

There's a party here on Mobius

And it's starting right away

*She then put a flower crown on my head*

Let's get you dressed

'Cause you're the star

Hey, c'mon

It's your wedding day

*The girls & I all rushed out of the house, through the village, through a tunnel, through the city, & all the way to the Castle*

*All singing*

Abby's getting married

And it's gonna be

The wedding of the century

Amazing how Abby could've come so far


(Third-person POV)

Sonic: They're finally getting married!

Laura & Robert: They're finally getting married!

Freedom Fighters & Chaotix: They're finally getting married!

Rouge: Look at all these presents!

Shadow: We're finally getting married!


(Abigail's POV)

Huck: Chao-Chao-Chao!

Abigail: I'm finally getting married!

*All singing*

They're finally getting married

At the party on Mobius

(Such a sight to see)

(Come on, go with me)

To the party on Mobius


(Abigail's POV)

*I was in my dressing room at the Castle. I had my eyes closed as my Mom, Lacey, Sally, Bunnie, Saffron, Nic, Olivia, & Fiona helped me into my wedding dress. The girls were all wearing blue dresses (look up "Sorella Vita Blue Ombre Bridesmaid Dress" by "smilebridal" on "DeviantArt")*

Bunnie: Okay Sugar. You can look now*

*I opened my eyes & gasped at what I saw in the mirror. I was wearing a long white wedding dress, a silver tiara, & long veil (look up "Abigail, Wedding Dress" by "SwanGirl24" on "DeviantArt"), & a veil that reached down to my feet. My hair was done in a braid & my blue crystal pendant (look up "Blue Crystal Necklace" by "SwanGirl24" on "DeviantArt") was around my neck*

Laura: You look beautiful, sweetheart.

Abigail: It's all because of the dress you, Lacey, & Honey made me, Mom.

Laura: No, dear, you have that special beauty that comes from inside. The dress compliments it.

Abigail: Really?

Laura: Of course.


(Third-person POV)

*In one of the castle hallways, one of the maids was carrying a tray with four glasses, a bottle of sparkling cider, & a bottle of fruit juice. Suddenly, a figure wearing a black robe came out from behind a pillar & pointed a knife in the maid's back*

Hooded Figure: Don't move. Is that tray for the groom?

*The maid, while shaking from fright, nodded her head*


*Soon, a white powder was added to three of the glasses & the maid was left in a closet, tied up with a white blanket wrapped around her & tape over her mouth*


*Meanwhile, Sonic, Silver, & Tails were sitting on a couch & a chair in the castle parlor, watching Shadow pace back & forth*

Sonic: Shads, I understand your impatience, but pacing around here isn't going to make time go any faster you know?

*Shadow nodded*

Silver: Sonic's right, you and Abby will be together forever.

Shadow: Yes, I know. *suddenly, there was a knock at the door* It it time, already?

*Sonic opened the door & found a maid standing on the other side*

Sonic: Nope. Sorry, Shads. *Shadow looked a little disappointed* Thanks. This is just what we needed. *he took the tray* A little refreshment should calm you down.

*The maid bowed. She then looked up to reveal Conquering Storm, disguised as a maid. She closed the door, & peeked through the keyhole. Shadow, Sonic, & Silver poured the bottle of sparkling cider, while Tails poured the bottle of fruit juice*

Silver: To a happy future for the bride and groom.

Shadow: Thank you. And let me tell you how happy I am to have all of you here to celebrate today with me.

Shadow, Sonic, Tails, & Silver: Cheers!

*All four clinked their glasses together & drank. Suddenly, Shadow, Sonic, & Silver collapsed on the floor, their glasses shattering*

Tails: Sonic! Shadow! Silver! *he began shaking Sonic* What's wrong!? Answer me, please!?

*Conquering Storm smirked & ran down the hallway*


(Abigail's POV)

*The girls had just finished helping me with my make-up, when suddenly there was a knock at the door*

Robert:*off-screen* May the Father of the bride enter?

Abigail: Come in, Dad.

*The door opened & when my Dad saw me, his jaw dropped to the floor*

Robert: Oh, sweetie, you look beautiful.

Abigail: Thanks, Dad. *I turned to Huck, who was with my Dad* You approve?

Huck: Chao-Chao!

*My Dad then offered me his arm*

Robert: Shall we head over to the Coliseum? *I nodded & was about to take his arm, when suddenly, three figures wearing black hoods ran into the room. The largest one knocked my Dad to the side, picked me up, & slung me over his shoulder. My tiara & veil fell from my head* Abby!

*Sally & Bunnie charged at them, but they were knocked away too. They ran down the hallway, me still over the big one's shoulder*

Hooded Figure #1: And what of the three hedgehogs?

Hooded Figure #2: They're in a very deep permanent sleep. *evil chuckle*

Abigail: Shadow, Sonic, Silver, oh no!

Hooded Figure #1:*evil chuckle* I've finally gotten ride of them.

Abigail:*in her mind* Wait, why do their voices sound so familiar?


(Third-person POV)

*In the castle courtyard, the King & Queen were waiting for Shadow & Abigail to arrive. The King took out his pocket watch*

King Nigel Acorn: They're running a bit late.

Queen Alicia: Do you suppose they decided to call it off?

Sally:*off-screen* Daddy! *they turned & saw Sally & the girls running towards them**on-screen* I need to talk to you!

King Nigel Acorn: This sounds serious. *she told them what just happened* It must be Snively!

*Alicia collapsed to her knees*

Sally: Don't worry, Mom. I've already sent a message to all the Freedom Fighters here. They'll be ready for anything.

*Suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew through the courtyard*

Abigail:*off-screen* What are you doing!? Let me go!

*Everyone all looked up & saw four hooded figures standing at the top of the tallest tower in the castle. The biggest one was holding Abigail*

Rob O': Bunch of cowards!


(Abigail's POV)

*One of the figures held my hands behind my back & started to push me towards the edge*

Hooded Figure #3: Your precious heroes are no longer!

Hooded Figure #4: And the bride's about to join them!

Antoine: Who are you, you vandels!?

*The four figures threw off their hoods to reveal Snively, Regina (aka, the Iron Queen), Jun Kun, & Conquering Storm*

Sally: I knew it, Snively!

King Nigel Acorn: Release her!

Snively: She's not going anywhere until you hand your Kingdom over to me! And surrender your crown!

King Nigel Acorn: How dare you! Even if I did as you say, no one would accept you as their King!

Sally: I have to find Sonic!

*She ran inside the castle, past a few Freedom Fighters*

Dulcy: You won't get away with this!

Snively: Majesty! Give me the keys to the castle immediately! Or Abigail's going to have quite a fall!

*Jun Kun pushed me towards the edge*

King Nigel Acorn: You wouldn't!

Regina: Wouldn't we? *she cupped my chin* You know, I've been hearing rumors that our little bride is with child *I froze when she said that* We wouldn't want anything to happen to her or the baby now would we? After all, I do still have a vendetta against her for causing my humiliation.

*Just then, the Plus Ultra Squad, Fiona, Nic, & Olivia ran up to them*

Zeke: Abby!

Nathan: Get your hands off her!

*Suddenly, Jun Kun hung me over the ledge by my wrists*

Fiona: N - No! Don't do it!

*Snively & Regina laughed wickedly*


*Third-person POV)

Sally: Sonic! *she ran into the room the boys were in earlier, but no one was there* What have they done with the boys? *she saw the three broken glasses on the floor, & the bottle of sparkling cider on a table* There must have been poison in that!


(Abigail POV)

*Jun Kun pulled me back on the ledge*

Snively: Majesty, I'm not going to wait up here all day!

King Nigel Acorn: You'll never rule here, Snively!

*Sally ran back into the courtyard*

Sally: Daddy, I can't find Sonic or the boys anywhere!

Regina:*evil laugh* That blue pest will trouble us no more!

Abigail: I don't believe you. *she turned to me* You're just trying trick us. It will not end this way! If Shadow & then others were really gone, I'd feel it in my heart!

*Regina then slapped me across my face*

Regina: You little brat! Don't you get it! Your heroes are gone forever!

Snively: Ignore her, Regina, she's just delusional.


(Third-person POV)

*Down below, the Naukan Tribe was watching in horror*

Kasa: What can we do, Grandmother!?

Winona: Halona, maybe you can predict how this will end.

Halona: I will try.

*She closed her eyes & tried to concentrate her powers*


(Abigail's POV)

Snively: Majesty, your time is running out!

*The King went quiet for a few seconds*

Abigail:*eyes closed with tears in her eyes* Oh, Shadow . . .

Snively: What is your answer, Majesty?

*The King then lowered his head*

King Nigel Acorn: You win. I now declare New Mobitropolis and Knotehole . . .

Sally: No, Daddy!

King Nigel Acorn: To be under the rule . . .

Sonic:*off-screen* Of the rightful King forever more!

*We all turned towards the roof next to the tower*


(Third-person POV)

*Halona eyes snapped open*

Halona: I see it! It's the hedgehogs!


(Abigail's POV)

*We were all shocked to see Shadow, Sonic, & Silver all standing together*

Abigail: I knew it! Sonic! Silver! Shadow!

Regina: Impossible! How did they survive the poison!?

Jules: The boys are alright!

Bernadette: Thank goodness!

Shadow: You're going to regret attending our wedding!

*All three of them jumped onto the roof. Conquering Storm snapped her fingers & three lynx ninjas appeared.

Nic: Let's help them guys!

*Olivia nodded & they all ran to help. They all fought them off, until they were knocked out*

Sonic: It's over, Snootly!

*Tails then appeared on the roof behind them*

Tails: Guys! We're ready!

*Just then, a bunch of G.U.N soldiers & Palace guards appeared & pointed their lasers at the bad guys*

Abigail: I knew in my heart you were lying! You'll never defeat them!

Snively: It wasn't a lie, they just got lucky!

Regina: But how!?

Silver: By knowing you three would try & pull something like this!


(Flashback - Third-person POV)

*Sonic took the tray from the maid/Conquering Storm. All four boys watched out the corners of their eyes as the doors closed. The three hedgehogs then each poured their drinks into a vase of flowers. All three bouquets withered & died. Tails then poured new glasses as they could feel her watching them through the keyhole. He then gave the three cups to the hedgehogs*

Silver: To a happy future for the bride and groom.

Shadow: Thank you. And let me tell you how happy I am to have all of you here to celebrate today with me.

Shadow, Sonic, Tails, & Silver: Cheers!

*All four clinked their glasses together & drank. Suddenly, Shadow, Sonic, & Silver collapsed on the floor, their glasses shattering*

Tails: Sonic! Shadow! Silver! *he began shaking Sonic* What's wrong!? Answer me, please!

*As soon as they were sure the fake maid was gone, the three hedgehogs opened their eyes & smirked at each other*


(Abigail's POV)

Shadow: I hope you won't be offended if we don't thank you for your wedding gift.

*Jun Kun then threw me to the side & was about to attack them, but before he could even move, they, along with Snively, Regina, Conquering Storm, & her three ninjas were surrounded by all the Freedom Fighters, with weapons pointed at them*

Sally: It's over. You guys are finished.

*Knowing there was no way they could win, all of them put their hands up in surrender*

Abigail: Shadow!

*I ran into my fiance's arms & he held me tight*


*Soon, we had all three of them tied up. The former Iron King was the only one who wouldn't call it quits*

Jun Kun: I'm not thru with you yet, hedgehogs! Untie me at once! If you're still brave enough to fight me!

Snively & Regina: Jun, for once in your life, zip it!

King Nigel Acorn: Guards! Take these scoundrels to the dungeon. I'll deal with them later.

Sonic: Now, let's get this wedding back on track.


There's a Party here in Agrabah - Aladdin and the King of Thieves