DxD- snake due to mistakes

Chapter 01

Don't own dxd, or any other fictional works mentioned here, except my OC.

I silently sit up in bed, staring in stunned horror as an absolutely stunning woman with black raven-like wings and halo climbs through my now shattered window.

The curtains that once used to keep the sun out my room have been shredded and thrown mostly over the floor.

She delivers a devilish smile, her teeth polished and orderly, "congratulations! You have been chosen by M.I.L.F.! please do not resist!"

"Hu-"

She pulls out a gold-diamond encrusted shotgun, causing a wave of terror to wash over my body.

There is an extremely loud sound of gunshot, and I felt something colliding with my chest, painting my room with my blood.

In the next moment…all I could see was darkness.

"Congratulations! You have been selected by our lottery system as our third-place winner! This is the greatest day of your life/death!"

"T-the hell?! That woman! She shot me! She broke my window! And shot me!"

"Apologies, dear customer, she was new to her job…you were actually her first. so, I hope you find it in your heart to forgive her."

"She broke into my house! Crashed through my window! And shot me with a DIAMOND ENCRUSTED SHOTGUN.!"

"but dear customer she was merely doing her job…even if the way she completed her duty was a bit gory. Be that as it may, the only reason we've sent her to you was bring you here so you can accept your reward."

"My reward?!"

"Yes, when you wished for an isekai adventure while blowing out your candles on your last birthday, your name was put into the Grand Multiversal Lottery."

"…"

"Welcome to M.I.L.F.! or rather, the Multiversal Immigration and Lucky Fortunes!"

"W-Why M.I.L.F. of all things?".

"The name came due to directors' rivalry with the director of L.O.L.I."

"You know I'm going to stop asking questions, so can you explain my lottery reward."

"Your reward is simple, you get to choose a world from one of the given choices and a basic system of your choice, then I will grant you a background and roll a couple of dices to help you make a few changes to the world."

"Sure, it's not like I have a better option than saying yes."

"Good choice user, now here are your world and system options!"

[WORLD CHOICES

*Attack on Titan

*Fire Force

*Neon Genesis Evangelion

*Dragon Ball

*Berserk

*Overlord

*DC Universe

*Highschool DxD]

The actual fuck, all of these worlds have the potential to kill me from day one.

"U-Um, I think you gave me the wrong list!"

"Nope, these are the world available to you as the winner of the third price, either YOU can choose one, or I can!"

So, I have to choose a one of these, most of them are certified death worlds!

Deep breaths, need to think which world will let me survive the longest as a normal human being. If these are my world choices, that means my system choices will be either extremely bad or average, so I have to think that I will go to these world as a normal human.

Attack on titan- naked dickless giants with vore fetishes. Pass!

Fire Force- people randomly combust into fire demons and its up to firefighters to stop them. Ghost buster style. Pass!

Neon genesis evangelion- Whiney crybaby with daddy issues rewrites the fabric of time and existence by letting everything burn. Pass!

Dragon Ball- Monkey gets power, Monkey make Lizard Go BOOM, planet explode. Monkey survive, Bug man Appeared, Monkey tells monkey son to Fight bug man, Monkey son kill bug man, Monkey dies, Bubble gum man appears, Beats up monkey then Monkey get mad and Beat Bubble gum man. Then OP kid threatens monkey and his friends to entertain him or perish. PASS!

Berserk- I'm not even going to consider it, so, PASS!

Overlord- I'm sorry lord Ainz, but, PASS!

DC universe- universal destruction is just another Monday, and terrorism is just another Friday so PASS!

That leaves me with highschool DxD, I only watched the first season and all my other knowledge comes from fanfics, but if the fanfics had any truth to them, it would make it arguably the best world to live in…as long as you stay the away from anything supernatural.

Also, DxD has Yasaka.

"Highschool DxD!"

"Took you long enough! Now choose a system."

[Systems-basic level

*Rape system

*NTR system

*xerneum system]

"xerneum system"

"You sure, the NTR system is quite broken, every time your lover cheats on you, you gain the abilities of the person that she cheated on you with, say if your lover cheats on you with Odin, BAM! You gain all the abilities of the All-Father!"

"if given a choice between raping someone or getting NTRed, I would choose to being tormented by giornos gold experience requiem"

"Your loss, anyway time for your background! You will be reincarnated as a snake-"

"a snake! are you telling me that I will have to live my life in a world where gods exist as a normal snake!"

"-you will be transported to a year before the main story starts. Now im going to roll the dice, then a few random categories will be chosen, the value the dice rolls will represent how many changes you can make to those categories."

[rolling…rolling…rolling]

[character backstory-2

Gender swap-4

Character deletion-0

Character insertion-4

Personality alteration-6

Personal changes-2]

"here are your rolls, using the specific rolls you can make specific changes-which cannot be too big-to the world."

Im going to be born as a snake.

Whatever! Ill think about that later, now I have to choose my choices wisely.

"grafiya never married nor did she love sirzech."

"kunous father is the me from the future, who travelled back in time, yasaka is still waiting for the day she can see me again."

"the first is easily doable-not to mention incredibly common-change. But the last one is…new. And kind of creepy but whatever next category gender swap."

"ajuka, sirzech, Azazel and Michael."

"I guess the dick is not the only thing you think with, next category, character insertion."

"uhmm..can I get a team of characters for 1 point?"

"who do you have in mind?"

"raiden ei, raiden makoto, yae miko and kujou sara."

"hmm…I would summon all four of them for 3 points, that ok with you."

"sure, that's fine"

"Raiden ei and raiden makoto are the twin gods of eternity, raiden holds the power of lightning and makoto holds the power of thunder. Yae miko, the shrine priestess of the twin goddess and also the younger sister of yasaka. Kujou sara the head guard. FYI if you want to change their sexual orientation you need to use personality alteration."

"next I want yoruichi."

"if you want yoruichi, ill have to nerf her. If I were to add yoruchi without nerfing, im pretty sure the devils would be all be assassinated and also she wont have her zanpokto Ill make her as strong as Serafall. That good?"

"sure."

"next categary, personality alteration."

"grafiya, sirzech and ajuka likes me for unknown reasons."

"hmm, the three devils super devils has a "love at first sight" moment when laying their eyes on you."

"due to my nature as a deer youkai, I give off a feeling of innocence, thus making beings

this is where i stopped. maybe ill continue this one day. also this chapter was written long ago, and i may have used flameclawsxx for some inspiration.