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Special thanks to: Midnight Lost.

Chapter one: Pilot.

It was a dark and stormy night, not fit for man nor beast as thunder rumbled and lightning flashed in the sky. Rain came down hard, mercilessly pelting the village of Konoha and those unfortunate enough to be walking the streets. Within a certain apartment complex, Fifteen year old Naruto Uzumaki could be seen arranging pots and pans so that they would catch any water dripping from any leaks in his roof.

He stared up at his leaky ceiling with a large grimace and made a mental note that he needed to find and plug those leaks when the rain stopped. He sighed as he placed another pot beneath a spot where water was dripping from his ceiling, mentally cursing the fact that the place had been left to rot, however, he had little room to complain since the rent was cheap and he didn't have to worry about any pesky neighbors.

Stories go, that this very apartment complex was once home to a strange cult that engaged frequently in fornication, debauchery, sodomy, gluttony, and so much more. People from all walks of life gathered here, partaking in all manner of pleasure and vices. Then, without word or warning, they all up and vanished. They were never seen nor heard from ever again, and not a trace of them was ever found that could have pointed to where they went or what happened to them.

A common theory is that they may have committed mass suicide, though there is no proof of this. As a result of this, the apartment complex was left completely abandoned up until Naruto took up residence in the top floor apartment that was largely left untouched by the cult members.

He never had the courage or much reason to explore them, but the other apartments that he briefly investigated had been converted to small strip clubs, bars, S&M dungeons, and so on. Some say that the complex was still haunted by those who had vanished, with said rumors being further bolstered by people claiming to hear strange noises at night and seeing shapes in the windows which seemed to be people engaging in sex.

The Uzumaki for his part though, neither saw nor heard anything unusual, but even so… there was always something unsettling about this place. The only reason he stayed here was because anywhere else would have charged him through the roof for an apartment. Still, creepy history aside, it wasn't all bad. Plenty of privacy to be had here and no one ever bothered him, so that was a plus. Also, it was pretty conveniently close to the few shops that didn't refuse him service and to the Academy as well.

His musing was interrupted when he heard something coming from the floor beneath him, for a moment he thought that perhaps it was his imagination until he heard again. Thunk. Thunk. Thunk. Again and again that weird noise sounded out, making the boy frown.

On the one hand, he wanted to ignore the noise believing that it would eventually come to a stop… on the other hand he was somewhat curious what the source of the sounds could be. He grabbed his ninja tool pouch in case there was trouble and exited his apartment, descending down a flight of stairs to the apartment below his own.

He found the door to be somewhat ajar, opening and shutting creating a 'thunk' sound each time it slammed shut due to the strong winds. On closer inspection, it would seem that the wood around the locking mechanism had rotted off, a little strange but not improbable given the place had been neglected. The blonde decided to find something to keep the door shut to stop that annoying sound it was making and stepped inside.

All he would need to do was find something heavy enough to keep it closed. He reached inside his ninja tool pouch and pulled out a small flashlight that he kept with him and turned it on with the click of a button. He half-expected to find another sex dungeon or something of the like… but instead he found shelves loaded with books, pedestals with strange idols and statues depicting strange creatures or demons of a sinister yet erotic nature, banners with strange symbols and sigils that he didn't recognize, and a large tome that was kept on another pedestal, separated from all the other books.

Growing curious, he approached the tome, the air around it seemed to hum with power as he used a lone finger to open it and flipped to a random page. From what he could tell, the book spoke of an entity known as a Chaos God and then he saw a verse that read as follows:

Raise buildings and sing songs in My Glory. In My name, pursue your arts and enshrine all beauty. Let all people follow their every desire, sate their every hunger, and deny themselves no adventure. For it is in these things, and in others, that you will find the greatest pleasure, and it is through these things, and through each other, that you shall rise yourselves higher, even unto the steps of My throne. You will take pleasure in all that is, though your bodies will break and your souls be forfeit. For I am Slaanesh, most jealous of gods, and most demanding of lovers, and My thirst for you shall never be sated…

The verse sent some chills down the blonde's spine as he muttered the name aloud "Slaanesh." His curiosity growing further, he continued reading about this god he had never heard of before. Apparently, Slaanesh is the god of pleasure, passion, obsession, excess, hedonism, decadence and pain.

Slaanesh was a shape changer, with no true form or specific sex or gender, though it was said to look upon this god would cause the observer to become instantly enraptured and ensnared by them. This strange god wasn't just patron to those who craved pleasures of the flesh, but also enjoyed fine arts, culinary delights, extravagant clothing and more. Slaanesh was patron to artists, craftsmen, dancers, and those who always covet more and even to some warriors.

From what the Uzumaki could tell, the Chaos god had few requirements of those who follow them, save for loyalty and an unwavering dedication towards the pursuits of pleasure and hedonism. One of the tenets states that all are welcome to join and to awaken desire in all, regardless of class or station.

So this was the entity that the cult was worshiping, eh? Naruto had never heard of such a god before, but this was certainly an interesting read. The tome was certainly very old and weathered, making him doubt that this was the scribbles of a delusional mind.

He licked his lips, finding this all to be kind of fascinating. Being a virgin, and still a teenager with out-of-control hormones, he was quite curious about the pleasures of the flesh himself, unfortunately his current crush Sakura's usual response to greeting him involved punching him, and that was just for asking for a date. No way in hell would she even entertain the idea of having sex with him.

He briefly fantasized about putting the Haruno in her place, forcing her on her knees, bound tightly while he chastised her with a whip and made her apologize for all the abuse she forced on him and then make her pleasure him as repayment for all the pain and beatings she gave him. The idea of his crush/bully being so helpless and subservient made him feel a sense of arousal.

"I can make those desires come true, young one." Spoke a voice from behind the Uzumaki, the words echoing in his ear as he felt his body go stiff. He slowly turned around and saw a figure, lazily lounging on a nearby couch… and the figure was certainly less than human.

Before his eyes was a female humanoid with dark purple skin, black eyes with purple irises, black hair and a pair of long jagged horns, she had a toothy grin on her face with razor sharp and pointy teeth, she had large breasts with black nipples, a smooth and toned stomach and legs that resembled that of a goat, a long whip-like tail and black bat-like wings on her back.

Her fingers were loosely laced together, a long serpent-like tongue flicking from her mouth as she spoke to him "Do not be afraid of me. I mean you no harm… unless you enjoy a little pain? Hmm?" She asked the last part in a sensual tone, her eyes taking in his form like a hungry predator about to devour its prey.

There was a long silence as the blonde stared at this demonic figure… until finally he muttered the only word that came to his mind "Slaanesh?"

The demonic entity slowly nodded and replied in a haughty manner "In the flesh, so to speak. Do you like this form? I chose it just for you. Something sensual yet dangerous. If you like, you're more than welcome to explore and inspect this body. I won't bite… much."

"Is this a dream?" Naruto asked as he rubbed his eyes with lightning flashing outside, briefly illuminating the room as the figure, now identified as Slaanesh only grinned further as she slowly arose from her couch and slowly sauntered up to him, her hooves audibly making a 'clop' sound with each step.

"Not a dream. This is real. Speaking of dreams… what if I could make yours come true?" She asked him, her purple irises glowing brighter as she approached, causing the blonde's flashlight to start flickering until the light went out entirely as it slipped from his fingers and fell to the floor.

Naruto's voice stuck in his throat, a part of him wanting to run, but he found his feet stuck in place, his legs quaking and threatening to give out beneath him. Was he afraid? Was he in shock? He wasn't sure… it wasn't necessarily fear he felt… maybe… excitement?

She shook his head and then managed to forcibly blurt out "I doubt that I can trust you. The cultists that were here before? They're all gone. Did you make their dreams come true?" He asked in an accusatory manner, if the god of pleasure took offense to this, she certainly didn't show it and instead let out an amused laugh.

"Oh? Them? My previous cult? I promised them many things, and gave much more than what was promised. My only condition was that they spread the word of my teachings and extend my influence… they failed to uphold their end of the bargain. They kept my gifts to themselves most selfishly and refused to share with others and recruit others, thus they fell out of favor. You, though? You strike me as the type of person who takes their promises and commitments quite seriously." Slaanesh stated while bringing a finger to her mouth as she sensually sucked on it.

The display made the Uzumaki blush a bit, but then he spoke in a defiant tone, not trusting this entity "I don't have any reason to believe you."

"You don't have a reason to not believe me." Slaanesh retorted with a small cackle before continuing to speak "Come now, no need to be so suspicious… I can make your wildest dream and deepest, darkest fantasies all come true. Starting with that girl you desire, what is her name? Sakura Haruno? She's something on the skinny side, but I can see the appeal of taking your revenge on her and using her body to satisfy your lust."

The Uzumaki was going to speak, about to tell the god to stay out of his head, but the Chaos God continued as she cut him off "You crave for more than just revenge though. You crave for things you are afraid to ask of others, you want things that you are afraid to take for yourself."

He frowned a bit since she wasn't wrong, but at the same time, he firmly believed that it wasn't a good idea to form any kind of pact with such a hedonistic creature. He was certain that once he got hooked by her and pulled in by her, he was going to have a hell of a time clawing his way back out. "Appreciate the offer, but I'm not gonna play your game and I'm not interested." He responded as he slowly inched towards the exit.

"Liar, liar. You ARE interested, you're just afraid to admit it." Slaanesh stated with an eerie grin, the Uzumaki said nothing as he quickly bolted out the door and ran back up to his apartment.

He slammed the door shut behind him and quickly locked it. He then felt a tap on his shoulder, making him freeze up and slowly turn around, now finding the Chaos god of lust standing right behind him with a smug and amused expression on her face "Not very bright, are you? Did you really think a locked door could keep out a god?" She asked him, making the blonde animatedly shrink in shame… yeah, she had a point there. Kami, he felt like a dumbass.

Slaneesh then looked around his apartment and frowned a bit "What a drab domicile. How about a little decoration?" She asked, but before the blonde could say anything, she snapped her fingers causing a thick purple smoke to appear, temporarily blinding the Jinchuuriki who couldn't even see his own hands in front of his face. Nothing but purple filled his vision as he coughed for a few moments.

Once the smoke cleared he saw that his rundown apartment had undergone a drastic change. Gone were the rotting floorboards and instead was replaced with velvety pink and purple carpets. Purple Silk curtains hung over the windows which now appeared to be tinted, making it difficult if not impossible for people to see inside through them.

The hand-me-down furniture was replaced with plush couches and cushions and in the place of some of the tables and chairs were creatures of a sensual nature that could only be described as demons in Naruto's mind. Some were feminine, others masculine, some were even both or neither. Some wore see-through gowns that concealed nothing. Others seemed to be clad in black skin-tight bodysuits, and others wore nothing at all.

Slaneesh lounged on a couch, placing her legs on the back of a female demon that was currently serving as her footstool. "What do you think? I hope you don't mind, but I took a few liberties." The Chaos god spoke with a dark chuckle as she watched a male and female demon pole dance in front of her for her amusement.

Many of the Demonic entities began heatedly making out or engaging in foreplay, warming themselves up before the main event. The sight made the Uzumaki blush a dark red before he stamped his foot and growled out "What do I think? I think that..!" He was suddenly cut off when Slaanesh's tail coiled itself around his throat and dragged him towards her as she was now balancing a tray of candies and sweets on her thighs.

"I'm so glad you like it. Don't mind the Daemons and Daemonettes. Think of them as nothing more than furniture. Feel free to take advantage of them or abuse them. Whatever you want, really. Now relax. Have a sweetie." The Chaos god spoke in a cooing voice and then popped a small round candy into the blonde's mouth.

A sweet taste filled his mouth… white chocolate and strawberries? He had never had something that tasted so good and creamy before. On his stipend, he couldn't really afford wants like candy. "Tastes good. Hmm? I can offer far more than pleasures of the flesh. I can offer many indulgences. Sweets and fine foods are a trifle really. Just think about what I can do for you. I could make your life sooooo much better. Now have a seat." She spoke and then planted him into an open seat next to her, and then snapped her fingers.

As if by an unspoken command, two Daemonettes suddenly rushed forward, one using herself as a footstool for the blonde while the other placed his head between her large breasts as if she were letting them use them as pillows. The blonde teen was frozen in place for a few moments, having a difficult time processing his new position and just how lewd it was. While trying to hold back a nosebleed he muttered "I don't think I should be doing this… I'm not into taking shortcuts."

His words earned a laugh from the Chaos god of Excess who gave him a toothy smile, a snake-like tongue slipping in and out of her mouth as she then made an exaggerated popping sound with her lips before speaking "Tut-tut, my dear. Don't be so quick to cast aside a potential advantage. What about that other boy? What was his name? Has a funny haircut, a bad attitude, thinks he's superior to everyone? Sasuke Uchiha, was it?"

At the mentioning of the self-proclaimed Avenger, another school bully, the Uzumaki bristled and replied bitterly "Yeah. That's him. You seem to know a lot." At the last part, Slaanesh gave a hearty chuckle.

"Do I need to remind you that I am a god? Also, I can peer into the hearts and minds of mortals as easily as you can read a book. I digress though. Your Sasuke Uchiha, he seems to have a lot of unfair advantages. He has money, he has standing, he has an entire library of Ninjutsu that he can access, he has his Clan Taijutsu, he has the adoration of the general public. Everyone wants to be his friend or be in his good graces, everyone hangs onto his every word and action… and he isn't grateful for any of it, is he?" Slaanesh listed off, summoning a glass of wine and then taking a long sip from it.

Naruto sneered deeply, feelings of anger and resentment bubbling up as he muttered aloud "No. He isn't. I don't really care about most of that stuff, but… but… he had a family. He had a chance to make good memories with them. I never had that chance, and he doesn't show any gratitude for it."

"Indeed. I don't know much about 'family' but I do know that humans often seek love and affection. Many are obsessed by it. At any rate, think of my assistance as… leveling the playing fields. All I want, in exchange, is for you to spread my good word. Have fun, indulge, try new things, experience new sensations, kick names and take ass." Slaanesh spoke and gave the blonde a lecherous grin, he then paused and gave her a strange look upon noticing what she said.

"Don't you mean 'kick ass and take names'?" He asked while gently correcting her.

"No. Take ass, boy. Lots of ass." Slaanesh replied and then smacked the ass of the nearest Daemonette who let out a lewd moan. The whiskered teen gave a small 'oh' and sighed in defeat, it was pretty clear to him that this Slaanesh wasn't going to give up, and he didn't have the means to expel her from his home. He supposed that the help of a god could come in handy, he only hoped that the cost wasn't too high. Still…. What was the worst that could happen?

The next morning.

"I don't like this." Naruto muttered as he marched towards his classroom once again, only this time, he wasn't wearing his usual orange jumpsuit, instead he was wearing a black leather trench-coat with a dark purple shirt, along with black cargo shorts and his usual shinobi sandals. "I feel like a goth or something." He muttered distastefully, earning a chuckle from an unseen entity. At the very least, he was grateful that Slaanesh soundproofed his room so that he could sleep peacefully.

The dark purple eyes of Slaanesh appeared from within his shadow as she replied to him "Don't be silly. It's a definite improvement over those hideous orange jumpsuits in your closet. Besides, what's wrong with being goth? Just don't go down the whole 'doom and gloom, life is meaningless' road and it'll be fine. Correct me, if I'm wrong, but is there not a certain half-daemon empath superhero goth that is quite popular?"

"I wouldn't know anything about that." The whiskered teen spit back, in slight aggravation, mainly because all of his jumpsuits had been torched by the Chaos god. Now he had no choice but to wear whatever clothes she provided for him. At the very least, she didn't make him wear anything of a… wait, did she just make some kind of comic book/pop culture reference?

As he opened the door to his classroom, he was about to ask how she knew about human pop culture, but was interrupted by the sounds of two girls squabbling. "Incoming!" Shouted a female voice, making him pause and see the forms of Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka fast approaching. "Crap!" The Jinchuuriki yelped as he tried to duck inside of his classroom for cover, but it was too late as both girls tried to squeeze their way past him through the door, only to result in the three of them getting stuck together in the doorway.

"Out of the way, Naruto-baka!" Sakura shouted directly into his ear while trying to shove her way through, which caused the Uzumaki's body to be pressed tight against Ino's as she also tried to squirm her way through.

"Hey! Watch it, Naruto!" The mind-walker angrily yelled, which caused the whiskered teen to yelp out "Sorry! Sakura! Quit pushing!" In the background, some of the other students were watching this scene play out, snickering amongst themselves while a few boys seemed like they wanted to be the ones squeezed between two girls.

Ino growled in frustration as she kept on squirming, trying to find some wiggle room to free herself… which only resulted in her butt rubbing against her fellow blonde's groin. "Ino! Don't move around like that."

She ignored him, then began shaking herself up and down as if attempting to lift herself free from the current traffic jam. However, this only caused her butt to grind harder against Naruto's crotch. Slowly but surely, despite the Jinchuuriki's protests, the blonde heiress kept going, and her actions were causing an erection to form in his groin as he felt his blood flowing to a particular part of his body.

It wasn't long before Ino took notice that something firm was now pressing against her butt. She slowed her movements down, wondering what the foreign object could be… she looked over her shoulder and looked downward, noting where exactly her rear end was pressed… and then it clicked. 'Holy shit! Naruto just got a freaking erection! Kami, this is so gross. I'm basically giving him an incidental lap dance!' She thought to herself and deeply scowled.

The blonde heiress glared harshly at him with a look that could freeze hell over, the Uzumaki could only swallow a lump in his throat, immediately getting the silent message that shebwas giving him. Something along the lines of 'Don't make a scene, or else.'

The whiskered Uzumaki could only mouth 'I'm sorry'. Unable to help himself given the fact he had a cute girl rubbing against him, and his damned hormones had ideas of their own. Ino let out a small 'tch' and tried lifting herself free once again. Up and down she went, left and right, trying to escape this embarrassing situation.

'Of all the people I had to be stuck with, why did it have to be Naruto?! Well, I guess it could be a lot worse. I could be stuck with that horndog Kiba, and it isn't like Naruto is at fault here. Wait…. Just how big is his dick anyway? It feels huge.' She mentally mused to herself, noting the size and girth of his erection. Not that she had first hand experience with the opposite sex, but the biology books of human anatomy she owned didn't say anything about someone having a dick this big. Roughly estimated from what she could feel through their clothes, he must have been seven, no, nine inches? Way bigger than the norm, that's for sure.

All of a sudden, Sakura managed to squeeze her way out with a pop, sending both blondes to the floor as they yelped in surprise. The pinkette took the opportunity to quickly slip into her favorite seat, right next to her crush Sasuke and shouted in triumph "Ha! Suck it Ino-pig!"

The mind-walker glared at her fellow fan-girl and then to Naruto. The heiress then jabbed a finger in his face and snarled "You owe me for this." At that, the Jinchuuriki quickly nodded. Both out of guilt for tripping up and accidentally feeling up his fellow blonde, and out of fear of the possibility of divine feminine fury.

She then grabbed him by the collar of his new coat and practically dragged him to a pair of open seats and then basically chucked him into one. Naruto could only blink his eyes, and guess that her strength was likely bolstered by her anger, and that she likely wanted to keep him close, very close, so that he couldn't try to weasel his way out of paying her back, not that he would actually try and risk angering her further. "Uhh… look Ino, I'm…" he tried to apologize but was silenced when the heiress raised a hand.

"Not another word. I don't want to hear it. Not right now." She muttered with venom dripping from her every word, quickly putting an end to their conversation. He considered asking Slaanesh for a helping hand… but for some reason, he doubted that even a god could help him out of this one.

He then glanced off to the side, and saw Kiba Inuzuka, was giving him funny looks that seemed to loosely translate as 'Lucky bastard' which made the Jinchuuriki roll his eyes. Fortunately, there was no further incident(s) as the forms of Iruka and Mizuki finally arrived, after taking roll call for the day, the scarred Chunin began his history lecture focusing on the founding of the village… again.

From within Naruto's shadow, Slaanesh immediately felt bored, unstimulated, and… twitchy. This was supposed to pass off as education for the next generation of soldiers and clan leaders? How utterly… unproductive. Just listening to that Iruka man drone on made the chaos god want to turn this entire school into a crater, maybe even the entirety of the village. However, this village was practically a breeding ground for temptation and corruption.

Virtually everyone here wanted something. Money, power, influence, sex, and so much more. This was going to be quite fun. She decided to take a peek and see just what the girls of this class desired, most particularly the three who could be the most useful to her new patron and bring him the most pleasure.

Hinata Hyuuga, who not-so-subtly was glancing towards the Uzumaki longingly. Slaanesh could feel the desire rolling off of her in waves, a desire bordering on obsession for Naruto. The god of excess took a few peeks through the lavender eyed girl's memories and saw that she frequently followed and observed Naruto from afar. Her own shyness and insecurities holding her back from taking the next step and actually speaking to him about her feelings.

All the girl needed was a little push, and she'd be nothing but a helpless little fly caught in the web. This girl would be a very loyal pawn, and would undoubtedly do whatever her crush wanted. Furthermore, as the heiress to the Hyuuga clan, she would have considerable pull in the future when she takes the mantle of Clan head. After all, it wouldn't just be martial prowess that Naruto needed to succeed, but connections as well. For the time being, this Sasuke Uchiha had that in spades… for now.

Speaking of the Uchiha, Slaanesh had encountered countless humans that desired revenge and lusted for power, but never before had she encountered a human so single-mindedly obsessed with vengeance as this boy. Her longtime rival, the Chaos god of War and Bloodshed, Khorne would have loved this brat. It would be amusing to see just how far this Sasuke would fall before finally sinking into oblivion. She doubted it would take much before he went past the point of no return.

The next girl was Sakura Haruno, her patron's current crush. Gods, the girl was thin as a rail, but she was salvageable, she just needed to fill out properly and be majorly humbled. Slaanesh was definitely going to enjoy playing around with her mind and body. Speaking of the pinkette's mind, it would seem that the girl was under a massive amount of pressure by her father to secure a relationship with that Uchiha boy. Very interesting… it had been a while since Slaanesh got to play a game of 'homewrecker' and if there was anyone that deserved it, it would definitely be this Kizashi fellow, but more on that later.

Sakura had no real value per se at this time, but she could be molded into something of some use with the proper care. If nothing else, she might make an amusing cum dumpster for her patron.

Finally, Ino Yamanaka, another heiress. It would seem she was one of the more popular girls in the school. Headstrong, talented in her clan's techniques, the money and influence that would come with her future title, somehow, she also had access to reliable gossip and she was quite cute as well. Practically a package deal as the humans would say. She was definitely a must.

While this Hinata girl would be the easiest to sway given her feelings for Naruto, her currently had immediate access to the Yamanaka, plus Ino was the bolder one and had a much larger standing in the class. Planting seeds of doubt and discord in the next generation was a good first step in toppling and/or corrupting a society. Yeah, this was definitely going to be fun.

After that accidental lap dance, she had already gotten a feel for her patron's package. Now she just needed to stoke and arouse the girl's curiosity a bit. Also… Slaanesh had to admit, she was pleasantly surprised to see that her patron had a large penis. All natural to boot without any need of any enhancements. Yes, that thing was definitely a bitch breaker.

From within Naruto's shadow, the chaos god's eyes briefly shined with a dull pink glow before vanishing. Ino suddenly shifted in her seat, feeling some heat rush to her cheeks as she glanced at her fellow blonde and then down towards his groin and bit her lip. 'I wonder… just how big is he really? Also… that outfit… I guess… I was kinda harsh with him. He still owes me though.' She thought to herself and then signed.

"Hey Naruto… I like your outfit. I think it's kinda cool." Ino whispered to him, which made the whiskered teen glance in her direction. Was she offering him an olive branch or something? Regardless… it felt nice that someone complimented his outfit, no one had ever complimented him on his clothes before. "You still owe me." She then added in a slightly disdainful tone, not that the Uzumaki was gonna argue with her on that. Also… was she sneaking looks at his crotch?

He brushed this off as being part of his imagination, and pinched the bridge of his nose with a heavy sigh. He just couldn't understand girls. Class continued on like normal as the minutes slowly ticked by, with the Uzumaki counting down the minutes until the lunch bell where he could finally get some respite from Iruka's monotonous droning.

Out of the blue, Ino then leaned over to him and whispered "I wanna see your dick." This sentence almost made Naruto jump out of his seat as he looked at the heiress as if she were crazy. He was about to yell something out, but caught himself since he didn't want to make a scene and end up further embarrassing himself and the heiress.

"Why the hell do you wanna do that?!" He whispered harshly, shocked by her unusual and sudden request. He was expecting her to ask him to maybe run traffic control on the other fangirls, or save her the seat next to Sasuke… but this? He could not have expected this.

"You got to feel up my butt. Besides, it's for… for… scientific and educational reasons." Ino replied back quietly, her cheeks darkening a bit as she blushed.

"Educational? Scientific?" The Jinchuuriki parroted, earning a nod from the blonde heiress.

"Yeah. The Kunoichi's teacher, Suzume, is doing a piece on seduction missions next week. She wants us to study more about male anatomy and stuff. Sex ed, basically." The mind-walker answered with a disgruntled sigh.

"Suzume, Suzume…" Naruto repeated, trying to put a face to the name. In his tiny and trapped little world, it seemed almost like Iruka and Mizuki were the only teachers in the Academy, as such, he didn't ever really see other teachers. He then remembered the teacher Ino spoke of and continued "Ah, the lady with the glasses. For some reason she reminds me of some kind of bird. I don't know why, it might be the glasses. Wait, this is the lady that teaches flower pressing and stuff, right? She's also teaching about seduction missions? So, you're learning about sleazy seduction missions but no one is learning practical jutsu or Chakra exercises? Who the fuck makes the Academy curriculum? Whoever it was that made these crap courses ought to be strung up and lynched for the whole village to see."

The Yamanaka slowly nodded in agreement since, well… the courses offered at the Academy had been relaxed way too much post-Shinobi-War. "Yeah… word is, she's a germaphobe too. I wouldn't be surprised if she's using the materials from our Seduction schoolwork as her masturbation material." She muttered with a small frown.

"I don't need that mental image." Naruto whispered with an eye-roll, earning a quiet apology from the blonde heiress. Finally, at long last, the bell rang signaling it was now lunch hour, earning a series of relieved sighs from the various students for the reprieve.

Ino wasted no time in writing a note to the Uzumaki and subtly slipped it to him before picking up her bento and leaving as quickly and silently as possible. Naruto discreetly read the note and found it to be directions to a classroom that was largely left abandoned or used as a storage room.

He moved out of his seat and followed after the Yamanaka heiress, trying to mentally prepare himself for whatever came next. After slipping from his classroom and making sure nobody followed him, he entered the derelict classroom and shut the door behind him.

It was dark in here to say the least, a stale and slightly musty smell in the air. He then heard a clicking sound and a camping lantern lit up, courtesy of a waiting Ino, providing much needed illumination. "Lock the door." She commanded and the whiskered teen immediately obeyed, locking the entrance with a soft click.

He then approached his fellow blonde and asked a little nervously "Okay. I'm here. So… how're we doing this, exactly?" He felt a bit shy since he had never been naked in front of a girl before, much less in front of one of the most popular girls in the Academy. This was… a new experience to say the least.

"You are going to drop your pants and I'm gonna get a really good look at your junk. I'll need to take some notes, so don't you dare go anywhere." She spoke in a rather bossy tone, though the Jinchuuriki made no complaints. Not wasting any time and wanting to get this over with, he removed his trench-coat to make himself more comfortable and then unbuttoned and unzipped his pants, letting them drop and pool around his ankles. He then hooked his thumbs around the waistband of his boxers and hesitated for a few moments since he was literally about to expose himself in front of his classmate.

"Naruto? I. Am. Waiting." The heiress spoke impatiently, tapping a pencil against a notebook for emphasis. Naruto cringed slightly, but she was right, they were on the clock right now.

"Um… can't we save this until after classes are out for the day?" He asked, trying to get a reprieve. From within his mind, he could swear he could hear Slaanesh's mocking laughter.

"Naruto. If you don't pull down your boxers, I will pull on them until the waistband snaps. I don't think you want that." The heiress threatened, her face reddening slightly, though he couldn't tell if it was from frustration or embarrassment. Maybe both.

At last, the Uzumaki relented and pulled down his boxers, letting them pool around his ankles as well. Ino's eyes widened upon seeing his currently flaccid penis… it had to be at least six or seven inches, and that was while it was soft! At full mast, that thing must be a real monster!

"Okay. You got to see my penis. Now can I please pull my pants up? This is embarrassing." Naruto mumbled, his face reddening as he looked to the side. The heiress didn't answer him, and instead seemed to be staring intently at his groin while quickly sketching and jotting down some notes, her pencil almost a blur as she wrote.

The Jinchuuriki felt a lump building in his throat that he tried to swallow back. A sense of arousal coming over him since a cute girl was staring at his privates with such… focus. He then felt his blood almost boil as it quickly rushed down into his groin, his penis twitching as it began to harden beneath Ino's gaze. "Holy crap! Are you seriously popping a boner right now?!" She asked, kind of pointing out the obvious as Naruto gained another erection.

"Sorry. I can't help it!" He replied defensively, though it was kind of true, teenage hormones were a bitch.

"Whatever. I would have needed it to get hard for sketching anyway." She spoke with a sigh and resumed her sketching, trying her best not to gape at the sight of his full erection… but damn it was still impressive. It wasn't long before she got what she needed and snapped her notebook shut, a satisfied look on her face as she muttered to herself "Only so much one can get from a book, seeing the real thing is something else."

"Uh, yeah. That's great. Happy to help and all but… one problem." Naruto spoke with a blush while his fellow blonde gave him a look that said 'What is it?' As she waited for him to elaborate. After a few moments, the Uzumaki finally added "I'm still hard as a rock here."

Ino glanced down at his crotch, noting that his raging bones was still there and seemed painfully swollen as it twitched in the air. "Yeah. And? What do you expect me to do about it?" She asked incredulously, earning a small glare from the whiskered teen.

He then sighed and spoke to her calmly, trying his best not to upset her "Come on, have a heart! It's because of you I became like this. Twice! I helped you, but you can't help me?"

Ino raised a lone finger in the air and opened her mouth as if she were going to argue with him… but she paused and then scratched her cheek with a lone finger. "Well… it does look pretty painful. I guess if I got you hard, I need to take responsibility. Fine. I'll jerk you off. This. Once. If you tell anyone about this, I'll make damned sure you pay dearly. Got it? Not a single word. TO ANYONE." She added at the end with extra emphasis and then made a snipping motion with her fingers which sent a chill down Naruto's spine.

"I won't tell. Promise. I swear it on… on… on my ability to use Chakra." He spoke, swearing himself to silence which earned a nod from the heiress.

"Okay. I'll accept that. Now sit your ass down. I want to get this done with." She ordered him, prompting him to plant himself in a nearby chair, all the while the heiress seemed to be mumbling something to herself that sounded like 'I can't believe I'm doing this.'

She gave him a disgusted glare and sighed as she wrapped a hand around his member, she raised an eyebrow, noting how warm it felt in her grip as she slowly stroked him. "You better be grateful that a cute girl like me is doing this for you." She mumbled and spat on his cock to give herself some much needed lubrication, the faster this was done, the better.

She spat on his shaft a second time, her hand running up and down his length which began to glisten with her saliva, her movements becoming smoother and easier over time. She used her free hand to cup his balls and gave them a squeeze, eliciting a moan of pleasure from her fellow blonde.

The minutes slowly ticked by as she continued her ministrations, her fingers gripping tightly around his length, as though she were trying to milk him, her movements becoming faster as she stared at his cock with a frustrated look. "Ugh, why aren't you cumming yet? This is taking way too long." She growled out and gave his swollen purple glans a hard squeeze.

"Tell her to use her mouth." The voice of Slaanesh spoke encouragingly from within his mind. Without even thinking, the Uzumaki blurted out "Use your mouth?" At that, Ino seemed repulsed by this suggestion and glared harshly at him.

"Are you serious? You want me to put my mouth on your dick? What do you take me for?" She asked him in an insulted voice, the Uzumaki's mouth opened and closed, like a fish out of water as he tried to come up with a response, but fortunately, the heiress cut him off as she continued to speak "Don't you dare answer that. Fine. I'll do it. If only to speed things up. I swear though, you tell anyone I did this for you I am going to castrate you."

She leaned in closer, her nose wrinkling a bit as she muttered "Kami, it smells. Do you not bathe properly?" She then reluctantly opened her mouth and took his glans into her mouth, rolling her tongue around the swollen head, a salty taste filling her mouth as she sucked on the head before she slowly took him deeper into her mouth, inch by inch.

She used her tongue to massage his girth, the taste of salty sweat still strong on his cock, she could also feel the thick and throbbing veins along his length. She stopped about midway on his shaft, feeling unable and uncomfortable about taking him any deeper as she began bobbing her head, all the while glaring up at her fellow blonde in disgust, still not believing she was doing this for the Dead-last of all people.

However… she had to admit something, the taste of his cock wasn't as bad as she thought it would be. She also felt a sense of arousal as she continued tasting him and inhaling his masculine scent, in fact… she could feel her teenage pussy oozing juices beneath her bindings and panties.

Ignoring this, she began bobbing her head even faster and moaned around Naruto's shaft, sending vibrations down his meat rod. "Damn. That feels really good. Where did you learn to do this?" The Jinchuuriki asked out of curiosity, placing a gentle hand atop the heiress' head, her hair feeling silky and soft.

Her glaring expression softened at the gesture as she replied to him, her voice muffled due to his cock still being in her mouth "Gi Kapphled iv zhovr ghorn kibos."

The Uzumaki raised an eyebrow and then figured out she said 'I dabbled in some porn videos.' It was only natural that someone at that age would be curious and check such things out. He himself had snuck the occasional glance at Hentai manga.

Ino sucked even harder, her glare cumming back full force as she mumbled something that sounded like 'Hurry up and cum already! My jaw is starting to hurt!' She kneaded his testicles in one hand, rolling them around in her fingers as some tears leaked from her eyes, trying her best to breathe through her nose for much needed oxygen.

After another minute or so, Naruto felt a pressure building in his loins, his member swelling up and twitching inside of Ino's mouth, then he let out a loud groan as his climax hit him, stars filled his vision as he experienced his first ever orgasm.

Hot semen shot out from his urethra, filling Ino's mouth as her cheeks puffed out while she let out a panicked and muffled scream. She knew that if she pulled back, his semen would stain her clothes and she couldn't afford that, so her only option was to swallow. She gulped his seed down, swallow after swallow, she kept gulping down his jazz, but every time she took a gulp, a fresh rope of cum filled her mouth and it was getting harder and harder to keep up. Kami, the taste was so strong too, so bitter. Plus it was thick, like jelly.

Eventually she felt his semen start to bubble up and spurt out from her nostrils, but at long last Naruto finished cumming, a dopey grin on his face as he rode out his orgasmic high. After some effort, she managed to swallow the last bit of his seed and pulled back, his cock leaving her mouth with a loud pop as she began to cough "Give me a warning you idiot! I could have choked! Or worse, your semen could have gotten in my hair or on my clothes!" She spoke in an obviously angry voice as she scolded him.

This broke the whiskered teen from his stupor as he replied "S-sorry Ino. That was my first time so… I… ummm… sorry." He apologized clumsily but sincerely, making the heiress' face soften again as she ran a hand through her hair.

"It's fine I guess. It was an accident, but next time you better give a warning." She muttered as she got up and smoothed out her clothes.

"Next time?" Naruto parroted as he began to replace his boxers and shorts, noting what she had said.

Realizing what she had said, the mind-walker blurted out "I meant next time you're with a girl! This was a one-time deal only, okay?"

"Oh, right. Sorry." Naruto spoke with a sheepish grin while scratching the back of his head.

The heiress sighed and flipped her signature ponytail to the side and then spoke "Right. Whatever." She then glanced at a nearby clock and noted that there was still time to eat. Honestly speaking, with the amount he ejaculated in her stomach, she wasn't sure if she could keep anything down, but she needed to try and eat some real food.

She popped open her bento and broke a pair of chopsticks apart before cramming some rice in her mouth, trying to get the taste of his semen out of her mouth. "You know Naruto, if you're looking for a girlfriend, you can do way better than Sakura." She spoke without really thinking since she hated awkward silences.

At her words, the Uzumaki scratched his cheek with a lone finger and then said the first thing that came to his mind "I wouldn't mind if you were my girlfriend. You're kinda mean and bossy sometimes, but you're actually a nice girl. You're really cute and pretty too and unlike most of the girls around here, you seem to know how to handle yourself in a fight."

At his words, the heiress almost inhaled some of her food and almost choked, coughing violently for a few moments before she shouted "Keep dreaming Naruto! I just said this was one-time only! That doesn't make me your girlfriend or anything! Besides, I like Sasuke-kun!" She added at the end and then crammed more food in her mouth while chewing noisily.

Naruto could only stare at her, his arms crossed as he scratched his chin… then he asked a question that the heiress wasn't expecting "Color me curious but… what do you see in Sasuke? On the inside, I mean. Not his money, not his looks, not his status, none of that. What do you see inside of him, from the heart, that attracts you?"

At that, the Yamanaka froze in mid-chew, her mind screeching to a halt as she became deathly still. For a brief moment, the Jinchuuriki felt concern for her since she now appeared almost like a lifeless statue. She then looked in his direction and blubbered something incoherently, fumbling with her words as she tried to answer him, but nothing would come out.

After a few long moments, Naruto sighed and then said "If you can't even answer that, maybe you ought to ask why you're attracted to him. Maybe because it's some kind of competition between you and the other girls to see who can bag him? If so, I kinda pity you… chasing after a prize that won't bring you any happiness or joy. Mah, I guess that is your business though. I'll be seeing you later Ino."

The heiress could only stare at his retreating form and found herself thinking deeply on what he had said… he made a good point, and he wasn't wrong. Sure, Sasuke was obviously handsome and had immense wealth and prestige at his fingertips… but he was always rude and distant to others. She sighed and resumed eating, though her mind was still abuzz as she mused to herself. She then noticed something… Naruto had accidentally left his coat behind… well, if he forgets to come back for it, she supposed she could just return it to him.

Meanwhile, from within Naruto's shadow, Slaanesh was grinning to herself. Even now, she could sense the wheel's turning in that Ino girl's head, what the boy had said really rattled her. Heh, to think, all the Chaos god had to do was stoke the heiress' curiosity a bit and her new patron handled the rest on his own without her interference… this was definitely going to be fun.

End Chapter one.