Mayor Pauline farted loudly in embarrassment while she was trying her best to reassure the citizens of New York while she was trying not to make a mess of herself upon being in a wet section of Brooklyn after racing to the area from Manhattan with her fanning her rumbling rump for she tried using the gushing water from the sewers to try and hide her sloppy sounding sharts. "Don't worry everyone! We will have this stinky situation solved in a bit! I just hope my pants don't get too disgusting from this...!"
