Volume 2
(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.
Before we begin Volume 2, there's something you should know: creating this series isn't easy; as said before, the purpose of this fanfic is genderbending the ORIGINAL story, which means taking all the male-centric moments and changing it for the female demographic.
Case and point: Chapter 3 of the ORIGINAL story has Tomoki, the MALE Tomoko, accidentally making Sohara, the FEMALE Sora, unable to wear undergarments. This makes things worse for Sohara since she wears a miniskirt, which results in her attempting to push her skirt down millions of times. So for the reimagining, Tomoko would make Sora unable to wear briefs, but since boys wear pants, that would make it much less funny, so to make it work, Sora was also supposed to have a rough time keeping his pants up, as they keep falling down a lot of times.
Just remember, MrWii000 is a boy, NOT a girl, so don't be afraid to give him any suggestions on how to make the story good.
(End of Opening Monologue)
Volume 2
"This…is…BULLSHIT!" screamed the chibitized Tomoko; she was sitting at her desk and working on her homework with Sora.
"What's wrong, Tomo-chan?" asked Sora.
"This STUPID homework Takehara always gives us!" yelled Tomoko. "She always gives us impossible problems to solve! Even near the holidays!" She modernized as she stood up and stretched out her body. "BUT I WILL SOLVE THIS GODDAMN PROBLEM IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!"
"If it makes you feel any better, I can't solve this problem either."
"Well, of COURSE you can't. If YOU can't solve it, neither can I, dummy."
Sora chibitized and made a shocked and offended face, while Tomoko collapsed onto the floor, hoping to—
*PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT*
Tomoko suddenly turned her head to the corner, where Icarus was on his knees patting his watermelon.
"THAT'S IT!" Tomoko shouted. "Icarus, I'd like another card to—"
"NO WAY, TOMO-CHAN!" Sora modernized and screamed. "HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN THAT THE LAST CARD YOU USED BACKFIRED?!"
"AH! Oh yeah, you're right…" Tomoko began rolling around in despair.
"Forget about your slave, and try thinking about how to solve the problem instead of rolling around on the floor…are you listening?" But as he looked at his friend, he noticed her holding a very suspicious magazine close to her face.
The female pervert had a smile on her face and blood running down her nose as she flipped each—
*SNATCH*
The magazine was suddenly yanked out of her hands…by a pissed off Sora.
"Oh, never mind me," said Tomoko nervously. "I-I-I was…I was just calculating the diameter of each flipped page and—
"…Calculate THIS!"
*CHOP*
Tomoko was now chibitized, laying face first on the ground with a big bump on the back of her head.
"Good grief," groaned Sora, who was standing around and looking away with his hands on his hips. "We'll NEVER solve anything if you keep spacing off!" Then he opened his eyes in realization. "I GOT it! We should ask Sugata-senpai for help!"
"Sorry, you two," said the residence from within the Sugata household, "but we DON'T have anyone named Eshiko living here."
Sora and a modernized Tomoko stood outside the residence dumbfounded; behind them, Tomoko's chibitized Angeloid chased after a butterfly.
"Well, THIS sucks!" said Tomoko. "How can the only 'Sugata' household in Sorami NOT have Sugata living there? Come to THINK of it, I can't seem to contact Senpai either…oh well, might as well—"
"Sakurai-chan! Mitsuki-san!" called out a voice from their left. The two of them turn their heads left and came across a slightly older teenage boy; this boy had purple dreadlocks and squinty dark-purple eyes; he was wearing a black sleeveless shirt, baggy pants, and white sneakers with bloodstain-like accents; he wore a red headscarf on his head and headphones around his neck; his arms had tattoos of a blue octopus on the left and a red spider on the right (also, there was a tattoo design on his chest, but it was covered up by his shirt); his left ear had a good earring; behind him was a red zip-up hoodie he was holding behind his back; finally, there was a pistol inside the front of his pants. "Wassup, yo?" asked the dreadlocked boy.
"Oh, hi there, Student Council President Satsukitane Makoto," greeted Sora.
"Oh god!" Tomoko started panicking. "It's that psychotic gangsta!" Closing her eyes, Tomoko gave a nervous smile and waved her hand.
"So, you two on a date?" asked Makoto.
"'A DATE'! NO!" Tomoko and Sora yelled in unison.
"'No'? But y'all both seem like you're BATHING together, right?" asked the purple-dreaded gangsta.
"NO!" yelled the blushing girl.
Sora's face began turning red.
"And I heard rumors that a few days ago, Sakurai-chan forced Mitsuki-san to not wear undergarments."
Tomoko and Sora began chibitizing at their upperclassman's words.
"AND Sakurai-chan handcuffed Mitsuki-san so that his pants kept droppin' down over and over again," Makoto continued in his sadistic gangsta tone. "Damn, I wish I coulda seen THAT shit!"
Freaking out, Tamoko and Sora backed up a few paces before hanging their heads over in shame, knowing Makoto was right.
"By the way," Makoto said as he put his hoodie back on, "if y'all lookin' for Sugata-chan, he lives at the riverbank just south from 'ere."
"'The riverbank'!" the modernized Tomoko and Sora exclaimed in unison.
"Yep, follow me and I'll show ya."
At the riverbank sat a tent with the word "Sugata" on the front door. Outside, Sugata (who was in her underwear) had just finished catching fish when Tomoko arrived with the others.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" asked the chibitized Tomoko furiously. "YOU LIVE IN A TENT?!"
"Yes, what's wrong with that?" asked Sugata.
"So, THIS is where you go after school?" asked Sora.
"That's right." Sugata bowed at her guests. "Welcome to my humble abode."
"Thanks for having us," Sora responded as he bowed back.
Icarus bowed as well, while a sweat drop fell down Tomoko's big, stunned head.
"Question 3, Part 1: Identities — [cos() + i sin()] - 5 = cos(5)." Sugata observed one of the problems at her desk, opposite to Sora and the modernized Tomoko.
"Seems like a pretty simple problem to me," said Makoto.
"I agree, if she's trying to masquerade as a mathematician, she could've tried to make harder questions."
Chibitized, Tomoko and Sora looked at each other. "It's liked she's on a completely different tier," whispered Tomoko.
Sugata stared long and hard at the problem.
Tomoko and Sora modernized as they looked at their nerdy upperclassman.
"Icarus! Can you help me solve this problem?" Sugata called out to Icarus.
For HIS part, Icarus was walking around the river, shoeless, but as soon as he heard Sugata's request, he stepped out of the river to solve the problem. Taking the sheet of paper, he sat down at the table.
"Why does Icarus have to solve this?" Tomoko asked Sugata.
"Do you remember what he said to you?" Sugata asked back.
"It is my duty to fulfill any command you have. We Angeloids were created to satisfy our masters with anything they desire."
"So, if he is a cyborg," continued Sugata, "then he might have superior computational abilities."
"Finished." Icarus set down the pen.
"Wow, THAT was fast!" exclaimed Sora.
"REALLY?!" cried Tomoko. "OH, THANK YOU, ICARUS! YOU JUST—"
But as she happily took the papers, she only saw the word "Master" across each and every sheet.
"—ruined my homework! YOU IDIOT! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! AND IN PEN?!"
"Guess NOT," thought Sugata.
"Finally…" sighed Tomoko sometime later; she had just completed her homework with Sugata's help and was now laying her head on the table.
"Thank you very much, Senpai," said Sora with a bow.
"Yeah, thanks," groaned the female pervert.
"No problem," said the glasses-wearing girl. "Now for our NEXT order of business…" She opened up her laptop and presented it to Tomoko. "Check THIS out."
"Isn't this the same thing from before?" Tomoko asked while looking at a black hole on the monitor.
"This disturbance in the Earth's magnetic field means that it's still in the airspace above the city," explained Sugata. "Up until now, the New World has been basically circumnavigating the Earth, but now it's holding station above the city. This has never happened before."
"THAT sounds crazy, homie," said Makoto. "I can't seem to see it."
"The last time I saw it," said Tomoko, "it looked like a hole in the sky."
"Maybe it's refracting light somehow," said Sugata, "or hiding behind the clouds."
"Hey, Icarus," Tomoko called out to Icarus, who was looking out over the lake, "could you please fly around and take a look?"
"As you wish, Master," said her emotionless Angeoid.
*FLAP*
Removing his sweat shirt, Icarus extended his wings and took to the sky. Ten seconds later, he returned to ground level and said, "Nothing."
But Sugata looked at him with suspicious eyes. Tomoko and Sora, on the other hand, noticed Sugata's hang glider seated right next to his tent. "Hey, Senpai, are you planning on flying tomorrow?" asked Sora.
"Hm? Oh, yeah," said Sugata. "I'm planning another test fight tomorrow, and I'll need your help with it. But for now, since you have tomorrow off, would you like to spend the night at my place?"
Later that afternoon, Tomoko and Sora were fishing for tonight's dinner.
*SPLASH*
"GOTCHA!" Tomoko pulled out a fish with ease.
*TUG*
"EEEP!" But Sora was pulled into the lake. "*GASP* Dammit, I'm soaking wet!"
"Sora-san! Are you okay?!" Tomoko rushed after Sora to help out, but as Sora emerged from the water, Tomoko chibitized as blood ran down her left nostril. Why? Well, I don't want to say, but when Sora noticed what her friend was looking at…
*CHOP*
…he karate chopped her into a tree.
"Hey, Tomoko, where's Icarus?" asked Sugata.
"WHAT?!" Tomoko yelled as she pulled her head out of the tree. "You mean you LOST him?"
"HEY! ICARUS-KUN!" Sora called out. "WHERE ARE YOU?!"
*SCREECH*
All of a sudden, a loud jet-plane noise started growing louder…and louder…and louder…and—
*BOOM*
A sudden shockwave erupted, splashing water from the river onto the teenagers.
"What just happened?!" yelled the modernized Tomoko.
Just then, they all saw Icarus carrying a ginormous fish on his back.
"What the hell is THAT?!" Tomoko screamed.
"THAT is a pirarucu," explained Sugata, "a fish from the Amazons of South America, and the world's LARGEST freshwater fish."
"The AMAZON?!" Tomoko gasped. "How the hell was she even ABLE to travel from Japan to South America in only a few seconds?"
"My highest speed rate is Mach 24," explained the Angeloid.
"In other words, 30,000km/h," said Sugata.
"ITADAKIMASU!"
Later that night, after eating dinner, Tomoko, Sora, and Makoto were asleep in Sugata's tent. Sugata, on the other hand, was observing Icarus, who had his wings spread out as he looked unto the night sky. "What ARE you exactly?" asked Sugata.
"I am a pet-class Angeloid," answered Icarus, "Type—"
"No, you're not…you were able to not only fly at Mach 24, but you also managed to retrieve a five-meter fish from South America, and yet you lack computational skills, on top of that, you seem to lack emotions…so I'll ask again: WHAT are you? And why do you stay by Tomoko's side all the time?"
"…I do not know…but I want to stay by Master's side because she commanded me too…yet every time I stay by her side, she gets angry…like today…I sometimes wonder if Master truly wants me to stay by her."
"…I think you should have FUN when you're near her," Sugata said as she prepared to leave, "and I'm sure you'll NEVER be apart."
The next day, it was time for Sugata's flying test…with TOMOKO being the guinea pig.
"WAIT A SEC!" Tomoko panicked. "WHY AM I THE ONE WHO HAS TO FLY?!"
"Because you owe me for helping you with your homework," explained Sugata. "Now, TAKE OFF!" She pushed Tomoko off the ledge, but the poor test subject merely crashed, screaming, "YOU BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!"
*CRASH*
"TOMO-CHAN! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!" cried Sora.
"Chill, Mitsuki-san," chuckled Makoto. "I'm sure da hoe will recover…in two weeks."
"Can I ask you something?" the Angeloid boy asked Sugata while holding his watermelon.
"…What?" asked Sugata.
"What is 'fun'? I don't understand what 'fun' is. But whenever I'm with Master, my heart strangely feels lighter."
"…For your homework: figure it out yourself."
"…As you wish…"
End
Cast:
Makoto Satsukitane: Shin-ichiro Miki (Japanese); Travis Willingham (English)
