(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.

Did you know that my friend, Makoto, is the son of the head of Sorami's yakuza division? Well, the reason I'm telling you this is because Makoto's mother will be making her debut in this chapter.

For her appearance, imagine Mikako, the ORIGINAL Makoto, as an adult. Likewise, Makoto's appearance is that of Mikako's father; however, he has purple dreadlocks instead of being bald (and doesn't have scars around his face).

(End of Opening Monologue)


"Ah, what a beautiful morning," said Tomoko at the table.

"Master," said Icarus from across the table, "winter will be coming soon. So, may I suggest we find you a new home?"

Tomoko hung her head as she knew Icarus was right; yesterday, Tomoko's entire house was destroyed by a bunch of exploding briefs that she hung up inside her house. "Hey! I GOT it!" she shouted with determination im her eyes. "Let's stay at Sugata-senpai's house!"


At her tent, Sugata was fishing at the river.

"Excuse me, Sugata-senpai," Tomoko suddenly said from behind.

"Ah, Tomoko, what seems to be the problem?"

"I'm sorry to interrupt, but my house was destroyed yesterday by Sora. So, may Icarus and I seek hospitality at your home?"

"Ah, of course you may…but…"

"But…WHAT?"

"Beware of bears."

"Bears!"

*SLASH* *SLASH* *SLASH* *SLASH* *SLASH* *SLASH* *SLASH* *SLASH* *SLASH*

*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG*

Sugata quickly found herself fighting a bear, while two other bears forcefully chibitized Tomoko and Icarus as they began gnawing on her head.

"TO HELL WITH THIS SHIT!" cried Tomoko. "ICARUS, WE'RE STAYING WITH SORA INSTEAD!"


"Oh, HELL no you're not!" Sora yelled at the modernized Tomoko; Tomoko was standing outside of Sora's front gate with Sugata and a modernized Icarus right behind her, and Tomoko and Icarus had bandages on their heads from the bite marks. "I know what you're plotting, Tomo-chan!" Sora continued. "You'll just steal all my briefs and wear them like the little pervert you are!"

"You can still stay at MY place," said Sugata.

"I AM NOT STAYING WITH BEARS!" the chibitized Tomoko yelled back.

"Actually, I think bears are a GOOD place for creeps like you to hang around with," said Sora.

"THAT'S NOT NICE! I THOUGHT FRIENDS ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP EACH OTHER!"

"Hey! What's all the commotion, yo!" a voice called out; it was Makoto wearing his hoodie (along with the hood on his head).


"So, you need a place to stay, eh?" asked Makoto one explanation later. "In THAT case, you wanna kick it at MY place?"

"YOUR place?" Shivering, Tomoko hid behind her Angeloid servant. "HELL NO! I ain't staying with a bunch of gangsta punks like YOU!"

"Oh, come on, I don't bite…much. And my family are nobles. You can even invite Mitsuki-san and Eshi-chan."

"Nobles!" exclaimed Tomoko and Sora simultaneously.


(Tomoko's Fantasy)

A chibitized Tomoko was massaged by hunky, bulky men.

(End of Fantasy)


(Sora's Fantasy)

A chibitized Sora was massaged by sexy women in bikinis.

(End of Fantasy)


"WE'RE IN!" they both shouted.

"I'll be heading home then," said Sugata.

"NO WAY!" Tomoko quickly the glasses-wearing girl and began dragging her along to Makoto's house. "IT'LL BE FUN!"


"Welcome to the Satsukitane household," said the purple, long-haired headmistress. Along with her black-suited bodyguards, she bowed to her chibitized guests. "As Makoto's mother, I am honored to take care of all of you."

"The Satsukitanes happened to be the yakuza clan of Sorami," Sugata quietly explained to the petrified Tomoko and Sora, while Icarus stood behind him with his watermelon in his arms.

"YAKUZA!" Tomoko freakishly whispered. "You mean THE yakuza?!"

"Yes."

"Chill out, yo," Makoto said with a calm smile; he was NOW wearing a black kimono outfit and was kneeling right next to his mother. "Mother is a REALLY gentle woman…just as long as you don't—"

*GROPE*

"UHN?!" Mrs. Satsukitane suddenly felt her left boob being groped…by Icarus. (You see, while Makoto was talking about his mother, Icarus had approached Mrs. Satsukitane from the left and quickly noticed her big chest. As he stared, he remembered all the pornography books Sora introduced him to—which mostly had girls having their breasts groped by men—so…he touched her.)

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Tomoko and Sora with blue lines over their foreheads.

"BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" screamed the bodyguards with blue lines on their faces as well.

Quickly, Tomoko modernized as he ran up to her Angeloid, grabbed him, and carried him away from Mrs. Satsukitane. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MORON?!" she screamed at Icarus.

Mrs. Satsukitane approached Tomoko and Icarus…with a stern look in her eyes.

"OLD LADY! I'M SORRY!" Tomoko quickly began forcing Icarus to an apologetic bowing position. "I AM SO TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT WHAT ICARUS DID! PLEASE FORGIVE HIM! HE DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER! HE'S A DUMBASS!"

"…Ah, forget about it, I actually kinda LIKED it," Mrs. Satsukitane said in a chibitized form, shocking the human guests. "Don't just STAND there, everyone!" she said to her bodyguards as she quickly modernized. "Attend to our guests AT ONCE!"

"Yes, m'lady!"


Later that evening, the guests sat down to the tables to be served by the geisha woman.

"WOW!" Tomoko gasped at their dinners.

"For you, Sugata-dono."

"Would you like some of THIS as well, Sugata-dono?"

"Hey, how come everybody keeps calling her 'Sugata-dono'?" asked Sora.

"I don't know," said Tomoko. "Maybe because Sugata-senpai's been friends with Makoto-senpai since childhood."


As the human guests continued dining, a chibitized Icarus continued groping the chibitized Mrs. Satsukitane, much to the latter's surprising satisfaction.


Just as the moon arose over Sorami…

"Aw, man!" Sora groaned happily. "I think I'm STUFFED!"

"Where is Master?" asked Icarus right next to him.

"Tomo-chan? Oh, she said she was going to take a bath."

"She's WHAT?!" asked Sugata calmly.

"What? Is that a problem?"

"No, it's just that the Satsukitanes have an extremely restricted bathing area called the 'Execution Pool', which is only open to members of the Satsukitane. Not to worry, though. I'm sure she'll find the sign warning her about the bath."


Tomoko was looking for the bathing areas around the Satsukitane household. She then stopped by a door that read "BATH", so she stepped inside, unaware that there was a fallen sign on the floor that read:

*WARNING*
EXECUTION POOL
ONLY OPEN FOR SATSUKITANE HOUSEHOLD MEMBERS
TRESPASSERS WILL BE EXECUTED

Entering the changing area, Tomoko began removing her clothes, starting with her socks, her kimono dress, her bra, and finally her panties. She then wrapped a towel around her body to hide herself from any peeping toms.

Once she was ready, she stepped out of the changing room and into the bath…where Makoto was resting his head against a rock as he sat in the water.

Hearing some wet footsteps, Makoto slowly opened his eyes and turned his attention to Tomoko, who had now chibitized in fear. "Sakurai-chan!" the yakuza gangsta exclaimed with a calm smile. "You didn't come to BATHE with me, did you?" He arose from the water, with his hands over his crotch, and walked over to the shivering pervert. "Not that I mind, except that now—"

"NO NO NO NO NO! P-PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME!" panicked Tomoko; all she could do was stand frozen in fear as she saw her upperclassman walk closer to her, and she couldn't avert her gaze from Makoto's abs on his chest, which had two tattooed black serpent eyes on his upper pecs by the way, along with a yellow jack-o-lantern-like smile under the eyes.

"RAPE you? Oh, come on, Sakurai-chan…you know I would NEVER do such a horrendous crime to a cute little hoe like you for just walking in here by accident. I mean, it WAS an accident…right?"

"Y-Y-Y-Y-YES!"

Makoto paused for a second to reached down and grab his towel so he could hold it over his waist, hiding his modesty. "On the OTHER hand, homie," he said as he sat down next to the panicking girl, "I DO have something VERY serious to tell you…" He gently clutched Tomoko's chin so he could pull her terrified head closer to his. "If you don't GTFO right this instant," the yakuza gangsta whispered into Tomoko's ear, "you gonna be a DEAD bitch…"

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

Tomoko quickly modernized and jumped back at the sound on the alarm.


"INTRUDER ALERT!" screamed a geisha woman over the radio. "EXECUTE THE TRESPASSER OF THE EXECUTION POOL! NOW!"


Tomoko, still wearing her towel, quickly left the pool, rushing into the hallway.

"THERE SHE IS! GET HER!" The bodyguards suddenly began chasing after Tomoko with swords and guns in their hands.

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!" Tomoko ran as fast as she could to avoid the gunfire, eventually reaching the outside, only to find Mrs. Satsukitane, looking at her with sadness in her heart. "AH, OLD LADY!" Tomoko cried. "PLEASE HELP ME! YOUR GUARDS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!"

"I am DREADFULLY sorry, but you have trespassed on sacred grounds, and you shall be forgiven…with your LIFE!"

The bodyguards forced Tomoko onto her knees, just as Sora, Sugata, and Icarus arrived on the scene.

"TOMO-CHAN!" cried Sora. "WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

"The Execution Pool belonged to our ancestor," explained Makoto from behind, who now had a purple bathrobe on. "She was a celestial maiden who used the pool to cleanse her divine body. But after her passing, the citizens of Sorami discovered the bath…and the entire town was PUNISHED with disasters: earthquakes, famine, tornados, fires, tsunamis. The only way to stop the disasters was if EVERY single trespasser that had entered the pool was executed."

"And since then," Mrs. Satsukitane explained to the devastated Tomoko, "our clan had watched over the bath, NEVER allowing these disasters to EVER happen again…for our safety…AND for Sorami's. In light of your friendship with my son, we promise to make your execution quick and painless."

A bodyguard withdrew his katana blade from its socket, holding it over the perverted girl's head.

"TOMO-CHAN!" cried Sora.

"Makoto! STOP them!" begged Sugata.

"I'm afraid I CANNOT defy the laws of the Satsukitane family; my words will not affect a thing…but YOURS might, Eshi-chan."

"…Satsukitane-dono! PLEASE STOP!" Sugata cried as she stepped forward. "There HAS to be another way!"

"Sugata, you and I both know that there IS no other way," said Mrs. Satsukitane. "And you know the consequences of defying the Satsukitanes, right?"

Sugata said nothing, she just stepped back as the bodyguard held his sword right over Tomoko's head.

"I CAN'T WATCH!" Sora cried as he closed his eyes.

Tomoko couldn't believe it—THIS was the day she was going to—

*CLUTCH*

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Tomoko looked up and saw Icarus squeezing the bodyguard's arm, causing the guard to drop his sword. "What are you doing to Master?" the Angeloid asked in his usual monotone voice. "Answer me! Now!" He raised the crying bodyguard's arm into the air. An immense light grew from right under Icarus as tremendous force by blowing all around the area; Icarus' Emerald eyes began glowing orange. Tomoko watched in shock as Icarus' power continued to grow. "ICARUS! STOP IT!" she finally screamed.

That instant, Icarus released the bodyguard, letting go of his power.

"Old lady, I am terribly sorry about the trouble I caused you," Tomoko said as she got up and bowed to Mrs. Satsukitane. "We shall take our leave. Come on, Icarus." She took her Angeloid servant's arm and left, leaving everyone else in shock.


The next morning, Tomoko and Icarus returned home to find—

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

—that her entire house had been fixed. "ICARUS! DID YOU…"

"No."

"Good morning, Icarus-san," said Mrs. Satsukitane from their left; behind her were her son and bodyguards.

"Good morning," said her bodyguards as well.

"This is a small gift from the Satsukitane family," continued Mrs. Satsukitane. Chibitized, Icarus approached the yakuza boss and began groping her chibitized body.

"Strength counts for everything in the Satsukitane family," explained her gangsta son. "And it appears Mother has grown attached to Icarus-san."

Poor Tomoko could do nothing but chibitize as she stared with blue lines across her forehead.

End


Cast:

Mrs. Satsukitane: Keiko Han (Japanese); Jessica Calvello (English)