(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.
Did you know that Heaven's Lost Property takes most of its character's names from Greek mythology? For example, Icarus is named after the Greek mythological character of the same name. I shall explain his story in the next chapter.
(End of Opening Monologue)
It all started like ANY morning did in the life of Tomoko Sakurai: Tomoko awoke within her futon, only to see a pink haired Angeloid right on top of her. This revelation chibitized Tomoko and Icarus. "ICARUS! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO WAKE ME UP LIKE THAT!"
After that, Icarus would watch his master eat breakfast. Then, while Tomoko was at school, he would take care of the house. In the evening, Tomoko would give him another sermon (whatever that means). And finally, the day would end…but not THIS time…
"Icarus," said the modernized Tomoko, "I'm going to give you something." She took out some money and set it down on the table, right in front of her modernized Angeloid. "This is your allowance."
"'A…llowance'…" Icarus looked down at the money.
"That's right. Sora suggested I give you this to use how you like…so go ahead and use it." Tomoko got up and walked away, leaving her chibitzed Angeloid to merely…RUB it…for now.
Later, Icarus walked down a trail, looking at his allowance.
"Something that will make Tomo-chan happy?" asked Sora. "Well…Tomo-chan's been living by himself since her grandmother died, and her parents abandoned her to go on a cruise, so maybe staying by his side will make her happy."
Icarus sat right next to her chibitized master, he sat so close that his head pushed hers face into a cracked hole in the wall with his own face.
Later, Icarus (now with a bump on his head) walked down a trail, looking at his allowance.
"Well, Sakurai-chan always has an obsession with naked hunks," said Makoto. "Why don't you try taking a bath with her?"
Tomoko whitened completely as she saw a naked Icarus in the bathtub she was just about to enter.
Later, Icarus (now with TWO bumps on his head) walked down a trail, looking at his allowance.
"So, you're trying to use your newly-gained allowance to get something that will make Tomoko happy, huh?" asked Sugata. "Have you ever tried going to a shop in the city to buy something that Tomoko might like?" She turned around to look at…nothing?
*BANG*
The modernized Icarus landed in a department store, shocking and frightening all shoppers and clerks. He looked around until he found a watermelon. He picked it up and walked over to the cashier.
"SHIT! PLEASE DON'T HURT US!" cried the cashier. "WE'LL GIVE YOU AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU'D LIKE!"
Icarus merely placed the watermelon in front of cashier and handed him the allowance. "I would like to buy this for Master."
*SLIDE*
"I'm home!" Tomoko called out later that night as she walked into her house. As she took off her shoes, she noticed her Angeloid right in front of her.
"Welcome home," the Angeloid said as he presented her the newly bought watermelon. "I used my allowance to buy something that would make you happy."
"A watermelon!" exclaimed the confused teenage girl. "Icarus, I didn't want a watermelon. You bought this for yourself."
Widening his eyes, Icarus looked at his watermelon, ashamed for what he—
"Hey, don't be so sad," Tomoko said with a warm smile as she patted Icarus' pink hair. "I told you to use your allowance how you liked, and you DID."
Later, Icarus sat on Tomoko's rooftop, looking up at the sky with his watermelon in his arms. "So, Master is happy…because I bought this for myself…"
"And now, breaking news on the mysterious man with wings who destroyed the local department store…"
Tomoko furiously chibitized as she watched the late-night news. "…IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUS!"
End
