(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.

Okay, just a quick heads-up! Back in Chapter 9, the setting was changed from Christmas shopping...to a summertime fair (to relate closer to the ORIGINAL anime); however, what MrWii000 didn't know until recently was that the fair setting would later be used in today's chapter.

So, PLEASE pardon MrWii000's mistake; he has revised that chapter to fit more with the Christmas setting.

My (and HIS) sincerest apologies, and I HOPE you find it in your hearts to forgive him.

(End of Opening Monologue)


It began like any other day: Tomoko woke up and arose from her futon. After stretching for a few seconds, she got out of bed and left her room, heading for the living room downstairs.

But as soon as she turned the corner to the living room, Tomoko halted immediately for few seconds...then knelt at the table where her green tea was prepared. Picking up the cup, she closed her eyes and gave a small sip of her tea. Then she put it down, observing the scenery of her living room:

Tomoko's chibitized Angeloid servant, Icarus, was walking around while holding his watermelon and patting the top of it.

*PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT*

After glancing at him for a few seconds, Tomoko turned to her right; next to her was a boy with long light blue hair in a ponytail and ultramarine eyes, wearing a white t-shirt and black gym shorts, plus iridescent wings of an insect on her back, with hues varying anywhere between the colors of purple and green, and a chain collar around his neck; the boy was glancing at her while eating potato chips.

Tomoko couldn't do anything but chibitize in anger as she constantly turned her head to the wings on each boy's back. "Are...Are they...MULTIPYING?!" Calming down, Tomoko moved her kneeling pillow to a corner where she sat, looking away from the blue-haired kid. "...Icarus?" she whispered, also wagging her finger in a "come here" gesture to summon forth her servant.

"Yes, Master?" asked the pink haired Angeloid.

"Do YOU know that boy?" Tomoko whispered a little louder.

"No."

"Don't lie! LOOK at 'im: he's got wings, like you, and a chain collar as well." Outraged, Tomoko drilled her fist into the top of her emotionless Angeloid's head. "This place is NOT a goddamn hotel for creatures like you!"

"Hey! Bug lady!"

Immediately, Tomoko stopped what she was doing and turned around to see who said that...only to find light the blue-haired angel kid. "I KNOW he didn't just call me what I THOUGHT he called me." With a smile on her face, he approached the newcomer while clasping her palms. "Um, w-what did you just call me?"

"'Bug lady'," answered the new boy. "There's no OTHER ladies here, IS there?"

"...Just a moment." The perverted girl confronted her servant. "Icarus, 'nothing but peace and quiet'! You understand that motto, right?"

"...Yes, M—"


"GET THIS SON-OF-A-BITCH OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!"

Outside, Sora, Sugata, and Makoto were waiting, but could only here Tomoko's abrupt screaming.

"Damn, never new Sakurai-chan could be so energetic in da mornin'," teased the yakuza gangsta.


Later that morning, the four human teenagers, along with the two Angeloids, were having a picnic at a town fair.

"Why the hell are we bringing HIM along?" Furious, Tomoko pointed to the other Angeloid boy.

"Why NOT?" asked Makoto. "Ain't it nice to bring more friends, homie?"

"He's NO friend of mine! I didn't even NOTICE him until I—"

"So, what's your name?" Sora asked the light blue-haired Angeloid.

"Nymph."

"So, another Angeloid," Sugata thought. "Maybe THIS will serve as another clue to the New World."

"WHOA! You're wings glow like a rainbow!" admired Sora.

"Well, of course they do. I'm completely different from Alpha."

"'Alpha'?"

Nymph pointed to Icarus. "I'm basically one generation below him."

"You know," said Makoto, "sittin' next to each otha almost makes ya look like—"

"ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!" Tomoko screamed.

"So, NOW you have TWO boys living with you," said Sugata. "No wonder everyone in Sorami calls you a pervert."

As Tomoko continued bitching, the two Angeloids confronted each other not far from the picnic.

"Remember me NOW?" asked Nymph.

"Nymph...why are you here?" Icarus' eyes turned red as she locked onto multiple parts of Nymph's body.

"You can turn off that stupid Artemis fire-control system; it's driving my head nuts," said the blue-haired Angeloid boy. "I ain't here to reveal you TRUE identity; after all, you'll probably kill me before I have the chance. I just wanted to come for a small visit."

Icarus' eyes returned to emerald as his target-locking disappeared.

"Tell me, have you already been subservient to your master yet?" asked Nymph. "You DO know she's a filthy Downer. And their only purpose is to be trampled over by us. But if YOU truly care about that bug lady, you better make your relationship with her important."

Not saying a single word, Icarus walked away.

"Oh, and DON'T worry, Alpha. I have NO intentions of taking you back...YET!" Nymph thought as he watched the other Angeloid walk away. "P-STEALTH SYSTEM: ACTIVATE!" Nymph equipped himself with an invincibility cloaking device. "I may not match your firepower, but I WILL bring you back! THAT is a promise!"


Tomoko sat at the edge of a hill, looking out over the horizon...when Nymph approached her from behind, still in stealth mode. "All I have to do is abduct his pathetic master," the invisible Angeloid thought evilly, "and then I'll warn Alpha to come back quietly in exchange for her life!" Nymph slowly reached out his hand; he would grab her, torment her, and even—

"Is THAT really the best spot to hide?"

Nymph suddenly halted. "Shit! Does he know I'm here?"

"You two are such lousy hiders!"

"Wait! What?!"

"I can totally SEE you!" Tomoko chibitized looking while through her binoculars. "YES! GET ON WITH IT!"

Nymph was starting to get confused and removed his stealth system, chibitizing in the process, while Tomoko modernized.

"What do you think you're doing?" Nymph asked in disgust.

"Oh, not much," said the perverted girl. "Just enjoying the entertainment of two people getting ready to have...huh?" Tomoko suddenly turned around and noticed...

"NYMPH!" she cried.

Snatching them right out of Tomoko's hands, Nymph peeked into the binoculars to see what was going on: a half-naked couple were in the long grass, preparing to—

"GIMME THAT!" Tomoko furiously snatched her binoculars back. "DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT! IT'S SCARY!" She turned around to spy on the couple again...but they weren't there anymore...


Tomoko walked through the fair in depression, not from missing out on her peeping time, but from the hot, attractive boys who walked around, not noticing the depressed, chibitized—

"So, you want to be more POPULAR with the boys, right?" asked Nymph, still right behind her.

"Y-Yes," sniffed Tomoko. "*SNIFF* But THAT'S just a stupid dream that will NEVER come true. NEVER!"

"Hey!"

Tomoko looked up after hearing Nymph's—

*TAP*

Nymph tapped Tomoko's depressed forehead.

"Uh, what did you just do?" Tomoko asked in confusion.

"Engaged a Sexy-Girl Jammer in your head."

"Huh?"

"What?"

All of a sudden, all the men turned to the little perverted girl and...

"Whoa!"

"Dude!"

"Check it out!"

"She's hot as hell!"

"Now, every man who looks at you will be attracted to you in an instant," explained Nymph.

"GET HER!"

Suddenly, every single man who was looking at Tomoko was instantly fighting over her, making the pervert chibitize in excitement. "...Awesome! Now to show 'em WHAT I'M MADE OF..."


(Sometime Later)

Tomoko held Nymph's hand in joy. "Thank you. THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Hold on, I should get you something!"

"...What?" Nymph widened his eyes, he never heard ANYONE say something like that before. As he watched the chibitized pervert walk off, his heart began accelerating. "Did she just thank me? What is this feeling? I've never...NO! What am I doing? I'm an Angeloid, I shouldn't..." Just then, he began remembering something from long ago...


(Flashback)

*THUD*

Nymph was knocked back by his abusive master.

"I'm bored," said Minos. "Entertain me."

"O-Okay. Would you like me to sing you a song? Or slaughter some Downers? Or—"

*TWEET* *TWEET*

Just then, a bird flew in and landed on Nymph's head.

"...What is THAT?" asked Minos.

"Oh, THIS?" Nymph gently took the bird off his head to present to his master. "This is a little bird I've been taking care of. She got lost and ended up here in Synapse, so I've been taking—"

"Rip it's wings off!" ordered Minos.

"W-What?!"

"YOU heard me! That's an ORDER: RIP IT'S WINGS OFF! Or do you have a PROBLEM with that?"

Nervous, the light blue-haired Angeloid looked on at his bird, debating whether he should—

(End of Flashback)


Just then, Tomoko returned with something in her hand. "HERE! Have THIS as a token of my appreciation."

"Huh?" Nymph snapped back to reality. "W-What IS it?" he asked.

"It's a candy apple," answered Tomoko.

Nymph took the candy apple and began to lick it.

"So, what do you think?" asked Tomoko.

*SPLAT*

"BLEH!" Nymph yelled as he threw the candy apple at Tomoko's face. "It's tastes like shit!"

"WHAT?! Oh, SCREW you," Tomoko snarled before joining her Angeloid servant and "Downer" friends.

"But...that was...really nice..."

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

Nymph's collar began beeping. "Oh shit!"


"Nymph, you disappoint me...now I'll have to SCRAP you."

End