Enjoy this chapter! I don't own any of this. . .but my OCs!
Chapter 21: Booths
11:30 A.M.
"So far so good." Master Hand said.
"Yep. This is going to be a good day." Rosalina said.
"I hungry." Miku said looking around. A group of kids went up to Miku.
"No way! It's the real Hatsune Miku!" One kid said.
"Huh? What do you mean the real Hatsune Miku?" Miku asked.
"Well the ones that we met are fakes and phonies!" Another kid said.
"Can we have your autographs?!"
Miku thought about it for a second. "Ok! Under one condition. . ."
"What is it?"
Angel Merchandise
Lots of little kids went there.
"So with the angel wings, Halo, and robe, and shoes, we can be an angel?" A little girl's eyes sparkled with gleam.
"Y-yea!" Pit lied.
"You are not lying are you?" The mother of the daughter asked. "Because I hate liars."
"Of course I am not lying. . .they don't work because you have to believe in yourself."
"That's easy! Mama can we buy this?"
"Ugh! Fine. Um is their refunds?"
"Nope! That would be 1000 Smash Coins or 10 dollars for the angel wings, halo, shoes, and robe."
The woman paid for the stuff and the little girl and her mom left the booth.
Winter Wear and Snacks
A little girl picks up a frozen vegetable. "What is this?"
"Thats a. . .uh an eggplant!" Popo answered. The little girl picked up something else from the shelf. "What is that?"
"Thats winter boots. Made from our best cotton." Nana answered. A little boy came by, staring at the two eskimos.
"Are you guys related? Or are you guys together? As in boyfriend and girlfriend." The little boy asked. Popo and Nana glanced at each other then looked at the boy. "We are siblings." Popo answered.
"Yea seems like it." Nana said.
"Why are you guys wearing the same clothing but in different color?"
"I don't know."
"What is this?" The little girl asked, holding it in her hand.
"Those are cucumber chips." Popo answered. "It tasted really great! Want to try some?" Popo offered, handing a piece of dried cucumber to the little girl. The little girl stared at it, sniffed it and took a bite out of it. Her face turned purple then green then regular skin color.
"How does it taste?"
"It tasted like a cucumber! Yuck! Kids don't eat vegetables!" The little girl exclaimed throwing the bitten dried cucumber on the ground.
"Don't you have any candy?" The little boy asked.
"We do have candy." Nana answered. She took out a box of candy that looked like everyone's favorites.
"WOW! Yummy! Can I have the Skittles and the Rainbow Nerds please?"
"Yes you can! That will be 200 Smash coins or 2 dollars."
Make the Robot Dance
"Mommy! It costed 25 cents or 25 Smash Coins to make the robot dance. And plus you can tell him what kind of dance he will do." A little boy about 12 years said pointing at R.O.B.
"Ok let's give it a try." The mom said. The pulled out a quarter from her pocket and put it in his midsection that happened to have a coin slot.
"Now say something Billy."
"Ok! Umm….do the Gangman Style dance!" And so the robot did. It started moving its arms and it's body up and down like a cowboy. The boy's eyes sparkled in amaze.
"Wow! Do the harlem shake!" R.O.B did the Harlem Shake his head was moving up and down and his body was spinning like crazy. The boy started clapping. R.O.B. got a lot of attention.
"Can you do the Caramelldansen?" A little girl gleamed. She put a quarter in the robot and he started caramelldansen. Everyone was clapping. Lots of people and mostly little children got their request answered. Until. . .
"Hey! Can you do a Miley Cyrus twerk?!" A teenage boy said. R.O.B. stared at him.
"That will cost 500 Smash Coins or 5 dollars because I don't like Miley."
"Ok then." He snickered. His buddies laughed as the teenage boy puts in a five dollar bill in his mouth.
"OK! Twerk!" The R.O.B. sighed in disappointment. He put on a giant fake jiggly but with red striped short shorts and started twerking like Miley. The group of kids were dying of laughter while the adults and little kids were disgust.
"Eww! Mommy! The robot is twerking like that disgusting chick we all know!" The little girl cried pointing at R.O.B.
"This isn't right! Let's leave!" The mom said. Most of the adults and little children left while R.O.B. attracted teens and horny people.
Kirby Cafe and Guess Behind the Mask
Kirby's cafe was an actual built cafe so you have to go inside a door.
"Amazing! This food tastes delectable! Outstanding! Delicious!" A teenage girl with blonde hair, a white and blue striped tank top and a blue skirt gleamed. She was eating Kirby's famous curry. Except she got the mild one. Indeed the Kirby Cafe was crowded with hungry customers. Kirby was the chef while he had King Dedede be the cashier and other Kirbys be the waiters with a black and white suit.
"I agree." Nodded a pink short hair girl with a red tank on with black short leggings with a light purple skirt on and black long boots. The pinked hair girl was sitting across of the blondey eating the strawberry short cake.
"This food is delicious!" A man said eating the spaghetti.
"I agree!" A woman said.
"Man! I wish I can eat here forever!"
"I know right!"
"Excuse me ladies." A red Kirby waddled to the girl's table. "Here is the bill."
"Thanks." The pinked hair girl took it and read it.
. . . . . . . . . . .
"HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The pinked hair girl screamed in furiousity breaking the table. Everyone glanced at her with a scared and shocked look.
"WHY SHOULD WE PAY 500,000 SMASH COINS OR WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH DOLLARS WE HAVE TO PAY FOR A PLATE OF CURRY AND STRAWBERRY CAKE?! ANSWER ME BEFORE I KILL YOU!" The little red Kirby panicked and ran away to the kitchen where the owner was cooking. He came out of the kitchen and head for the broken table where the two girls are.
"What seems to be the problem Sa-ku-rah Hareeno and Lu-shee Hardfelia?" Kirby started sighing. Sakura had a angry face as she glares at the pink puff.
"W-we can't pay 500,000 Smash Coins for this!" Lucy started.
"I bet all of the customers are angry about it as well!" Sakura said. From everyone's POV they have a cheap bill. Sakura dropped her mouth.
"Well! You guys are famous so I thought you guys were rich but I guess not." Kirby said.
"You can't expect all famous people to be rich!" Sakura yelled.
"Yea I can! Because I'm a boss ass bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Now you guys have to work for me so you can pay that 500,000 Smash coins." Kirby snickered.
"You did this on purpose, did you?!" Lucy yelled.
"Maybe. . .we do need some cute waitresses. Now! Go to the changing room and wear these waitress outfits!"
"You can't tell us what to do!" Sakura yelled heading towards the door. Suddenly 100 Kirbys blocked her way pointing a dagger.
"I don't care if you are ninja or not. You have to pay the price."
Sakura sighed in defeat. Lucy sighed too.
Guess Behind the Mask
"So we have three guesses?" A 12 year old girl asked.
"Yes." Meta Knight replied.
"If you can't guess what we look like," Galacta Knight smirked under his mask. "You have to strip!"
The 12 year old girl started blushing. "N-no! That is stupid!" She complained. Meta pound Galacta on the head.
"He was just kidding. If you fail to guess we look like, you have to eat 5 jalapeno peppers."
"Ok then!" The 12 year old girl started to think.
"OK! My first guess! You guys like looked like a bunny."
"Wrong!"
"Umm! A cat!"
"Wrong! You already lost!" Galacta Knight laughed.
"OK! This is my last guess. . . .do you guys look like. . . .Kir-"
"A krazy person? Wrong! You lose!"
"Wait I didn't say that!"
"Oh well! You have to eat five jalapeno peppers! SUCKS FOR YOU LITTLE GIRL!" The 12 year old girl got mad and started to beat Galacta Knight but.
"Hey! Stop it! Meta Knight! Do something."
"Instead of that, I'm just going to watch you get beat up."
Buy a Pet Pikmin
"Wow so each colored Pikmin tells your moodie? Wow!" A little girl gleamed.
"Umm. No-" Olimar shyly said but was interrupted by the same girl.
"I want to buy all of the colors!" She cheered.
"OK. . .that will be 10,000 Smash Coins or 100 dollars."
"OK!" The girl placed 10000 Smash Coins on Olimar's stand. Olimar put 5 Pikmin in a box and gave it to the girl. The little girl cheered.
"Welcome to the family!" The Pikmins started to cry.
"Aww~. Don't worry we will get home soon!"
Action Figures For Sell
"Wow! This is cool. . .I guess." A 13 year old boy said, looking at the Fox action figure.
"What's wrong?" Fox asked.
"It's just. . .they look so dull, I mean I seen way better animal figures then this."
"What?!"
"There's nothing wrong about this!" Falco said.
"Err. Don't you have any Power Rangers or something?"
"No we don't!"
"Don't you have a cool ship or something?"
"In toy version."
"UGH!" Another boy walked along looking at the action figures. "SO lame!"
"You brats!" Wolf growled.
"Don't you have anything COOOLL!" He complained.
". . . "
"We have the sexy naked chicks in Star Fox~" Falco whislted.
The two boys went blank.
"Show us. . ." They whispered.
Buy a Random Pokemon
A/N: I should have titled it Buy a Random Pokeball (T_T) Whatever. Same thing anyways.
A 13 year old boy with a gray shirt with brown pants on, short black hair with a cap, blue eyes, came along with a lot of Smash Coins in his pockets. He had a small black bag.
"I would like to buy a Pokemon." He said.
"Sure no problem." Red said giving him one. "That will be 1000 Smash Coins or 10 dollars. You have to be a wannabe Pokemon trainer by the way in order to buy one."
"Oh believe are looking at the real Pokemon Trainer." The 13 year old boy gave him 1000 Smash Coins.
"Man! I hope I get a Pichu! Or a Ivysaur. Or a Chimchar! Maybe a Clefairy! No! An Eevee! No! A Lucario." The 13 year old boy throws the Pokeball at the sound with a sound bouncing off of it. The Pokeball opened by itself, a glowing red creature comes out of it. I looked like a useless Pokemon. A Psyduck.
"Psyduck." It called tittling its head.
"Congrats. You have a Psyduck!" Red cheered.
"NOOOOOOOOOO! I don't want this shit! I want a powerful Pokemon! GAH! I want to buy another one!" He shouted returning the Pokemon back into the Pokeball. He ran up to Red's stand and put 1000 Smash Coins on the stand.
"Ok then. . ." Red gave him a Pokeball. The 13 year old kid smirked. "OK! This one will be a Lucario! Or a stronger one like Mew, or Manaphy." He threw the Pokeball unto the ground and received it. A red glowing creature comes out. Looks more than Psyduck perhaps. A Metapod.
"FUCKK! NOO! Not a Metapod!" He returns the Pokemon back into the Pokeball. "Another!"
10 Pokemons later:
Munchlax
Woobat
Swirlix
Burmy
Luvdisc
Bibarel
Zubat
Patrat
Wormadam
Watchdog
"AHH! I got 12 useless Pokemon! God why! Ugh! What are you doing to me! You're selling shitty Pokemon aren't you?! Spit it out!" He complained in anger.
"Whoa! Calm down!"
A 13 year old girl with blue ponytails, a purple vest with a white shirt inside, a yellow skirt with leggings and big bright orange shoes and green eyes came along the stand. She had a small purple backpack on.
"I will like to buy a Pokemon please. Though I guess I'm doing it the cheap way." She smiled.
"H-hey M-M-Minda! What are you doing here?" The 13 year old stuttered.
"I could ask you the same thing Kario. I got bored. I love Pokemon. Why not? And you told me you're not going to buy any Pokemon. You big liar."
"Well I want to see it for myself and all he sells is useless Pokemon."
"Well Kario, they won't be useless to trained them." She winks at him. "Anyways one Pokeball please."
"Sure thing. Hey, are you a Pokemon trainer?"
"Mhm." Red gave her a Pokeball. Minda payed 1000 Smash Coins. "YES! I'm feeling lucky!" Minda cheered. She threw the Pokeball at the ground and out came a glowing red creature. A Mewtwo. Kario dropped his jaw in shocked including Red. But Minda seemed down.
"Yes! I'm free! I mean-where am I?" He growled.
"Aww! I wanted a Jigglypuff not a Mewtwo. . .oh well. Carry me!" She commanded.
"Since you are the one who'd free me, I might as well. After that I will find Lucario."
"What was that?"
"Nothing. . .let's go the Kirby Cafe."
Mewtwo carried Minda bridal style as he flew to the Kirby Cafe.
"N-n-n-no way. . . . ." Kario was paralyzed by the fact he tried to get a powerful Pokemon but ended up with weak Pokemon.
Buy Warrior, Mage, and Archer Gear
"You are so handsome!" One of the girls squealed at the Fire Emblem at Ike. Lots of girls were surrounding the Fire Emblem stand with heart eyes.
Ike sweat dropped. "What's wrong with their faces?" Ike whispered to Marth.
"How am I supposed to know?"
"I think they are hallucinating." Roy thought out loud.
"Can I take a picture with you Mr. Prince!" Another girl squealed.
Marth sweat dropped.
"I knew this would happen anyway." Miru said cleaning a sword.
"S-so. . ." Ike said. "Aren't you guys going to buy something?"
"Yes we will!" They all exclaimed. Ike raised an eyebrow.
"Hello?"
"Yes we will!" They repeated with the heart eyes and huge grins.
"Are you guys even listening?"
"Yes we will!"
"UGH! Fangirls these days!"
Marth face palmed. He didn't expect this to happend at all. An idea popped out of Marth's brain. Marth did a flip on his hair and all of the girl gazed upon his handsome face.
"Please my princesses. Please buy something and we will be very, very, very, happy." Marth said winking. All of the girls screamed. Marth, Ike, Roy, and Miru plugged their ears.
"WE WILL!" Lots of girls got their money out and started spending their weapons for no reason. Ike playfully punched Marth on the head.
"Nice going Princess."
"Err. . .you're angry right?"
"Well. . .of course I'm not angry. We just sold weapons and gear to girls who don't know how to use them. I am not angry at all." Ike calmly said while a giant purple aura comes out of him.
"Well it's not like they will work. You have to be a rookie or something. . ." Roy said.
"Like I said, I had a feeling this would happen so those weapons are nothing but plastic. When a real person comes, we can sell the weapons and stuff." Miru said.
"Wow. Good idea." Ike said.
A Porky Horror Test
Lucas and Ness made a little movie theater and you are required to wear 3D glasses.
The movie was rated S.C.A.R.Y P.O. :
Sugar
Can't
Actually
Read
Yogurt
Personally
Off
Rice
Kakes
Yusualy
Yet the rate SCARY PORKY didn't make sense to all of the costumers.
"We are going to be rich!" Ness cheered.
"I know!" Lucas cheered.
"It free to be in the movie theater. . .but-!"
"You have to pay if you chicken out!" Lucas finished Ness' sentence. Some people came to the movie theater.
"Wow! A free movie!" A man said.
"And the snacks only cost 100 Smash Coins or a dollar." A woman said.
"But it will cost 10200 Smash Coins if you chicken out." Ness said.
"WHAT!" The customers yelled.
"Anyways. . .the movie isn't scary at all. We watched it like 70 times already!" Lucas said. "So please! Come on in! And we will start the movie!"
The costumers shrugged and went in as told. 3 minutes later after when everyone wore the 3D glasses, Ness pressed the PLAY button and the movie started rolling.
The main character was a 16 year old girl with long black silking hair walking around in a flower fields wearing a pink short dress and pink shoes. Lot's of people thought she was very hot.
"Hi there! My name is Susano! Would you like to go on an adventure with me?" A lot of people nodded to the main character's question. It wasn't a good thing at all.
Ness and Lucas started to laugh. "This is going to be funny!" Lucas laughed.
"Those who say yes to Susano would be suck into the movie and they have to help her escaped from Porky. And also you can actually die!" Ness bursted out laughing.
"Ok then!" Susano said with a smile. "Come with me!" The people would said yes popped inside the movie. Some people didn't say yes and they were terrified already,
"WHAT THE! WE'RE IN THE MOVIE?!" A man screamed.
Molly nodded. "Welcome!"
"Mommy! I'm scared!" A 12 year old cried to her mommy.
"What is the meaning of this?"
"Let's go on an adventure! You want to complete this movie, you must help me on this great and scary adventure we are going to face!" Susano replied skipping along the flower fields.
"Is there any sex scenes?" A teenage boy said licking his lips.
"Well. . .depends."
"I'm in!"
Buy 2D Items
"Wow! A flat fruit. It's even black." A girl said.
Mr. Game and Watch nodded. "Yes. Everything is flat. 2D. Everything here cost 340 Smash Coins or $3.40."
"I would like to buy a flat CD please. With some pizza and flat soda."
"Ok." Mr. Game and Watch gave the girl what she wanted.
"Thank you!" The girl paid and left.
Buy Water Guns and Grenades
Snake was leaning at his stand smoking a cigarette. He saw one kid walked up to his stand.
"HEY! Do you sell water guns?!"
Snake stared at the kid and threw his cigar off his mouth and stepped on it.
"You will need lessons." Snake simply said.
"Huh? I'm already pro at the Nerf water guns so this should be a piece of cake-"
"No! You don't get it do you?! This is not some original water kid!"
"SMH. Old man, you don't know anything about a water gun. I'm outta here. PIECE!" THe kid walked away. Snake got mad and started to think about it.
"Maybe I need someone younger. . .wait! What am I saying. . ? But then. . ." Snake hid in his little box and went on his laptop.
"Ok .com ok. Here I go." Snake called a sexy hot chick with long black hair with a black similar suit like Samus. Her eyes are black.
"What. . . is. . .it?" She slowly said.
"I need your help to sell water guns?" Snake said scratching his head.
"Sure no problem. I will locate you from the Satellite. I will be there in five minutes."
"Ok."
Five Minutes Later. . .
Snake came out of his box and surprisingly not even one child was at his stand. The spy came from a helicopter and crashed land on Snake.
"Sorry. . ." She said slowly getting up;
"No problem." Snake took a good look at her. "Perfect, even hotter than Samus- wait what am I saying. . ."
"So this is the type of water guns you are selling. Very interesting." She leaned on the stand stretching. Snake sighed. "I hope this works."
"WOW! Hey lady!" A little seven year old with his other friends drool. The spy raised an eyebrow. "You want to learn how to play with a real water gun?"
"YES please!"
Snake face palmed. "So they listen to her?"
"Ok let me help you kid." The spy said supporting the gun with the little 7 year old boy.
"You aim like this. . ." The spy was aiming for a blue hedgehog that was looking around. "And you shoot!" The spy pulled the trigger of the water gun and a water dragon came out of it. Very fast, the blue hedgehog ducked for his life as the water dragon zoomed above him crashing into some person.
"Hey what was that for?" Snake asked. The spy sighed. "Nothing."
"Whoa! You are so cool! Can you teach me?!" A kid yelled waving his hand. Lots of people and kids came to Snakes stand. Snake smiled.
"Ok ok. One person at a time." Everyone lined up. A 8 year old boy came up to her.
"Please teach me how to shoot those cool water guns."
"Sure sure." The spy grabbed an Bazooka water gun.
"Now this water gun if very powerful. Almost like a real bazooka but with water in it. So let me show you how to hold this. Plus this thing is very heavy."
"Ok."
"First you hold like you are ready to shoot someone. Aim at your target." The spy pointed at a cafe. "
"Shoot!" She pulled the trigger and a huge water ball came out. People were screaming running away from a big water ball. Kirby was walking in his cafe when he glanced at a giant water ball that was heading for his cafe.
"Poyo?" Kirby's eyes widen as the water ball heads closer and closer. BOOOOM! Kirby's cafe blew up people were flying up in their air including the Kirby's and Lucy and Sakura.
All of the kids were amazed. The spy sighed. Snake clapped.
Kirby popped out of his destroyed cafe with an angry face.
"YOU BASTARD!" Kirby with all of his other Kirbys were mad. They all pulled out a hammer and threw it like a boomerang destroying Snakes water gun stand.
"My stand!" Snake yelled.
"Well then, you're lost." The black spy said disappearing. The kids stole the water guns and ran off. Snake was even more mad.
"That's it! KIRBY YOU ARE DEAD!" Snake got a smaller like bazooka a shot it, heading straight for the Kirbys. All of the Kirbys dodged it and it hit R.O.B.
"Whoops."
"All Kirbys! More hammers!" Kirby commanded.
"Poyo!" All of the Kirby's swung their hammers like a boomerang and threw it to Snake. Snake dodged it, but the Kirbys didn't revived their hammers. Instead it headed for the Pokemon stand. Boom! Crash! Red's stand was destroyed including the Pokemon that were in a Pokeball.
"Nooo! My stand!" Red fell on his knees. Miku and Rosalina came by to his stand.
"What's wrong?" Miku questioned while bouncing on a pogo stick eating a dango.
"That's it! Squirtle! Charizard! Ivysaur! Do your final attack!" The three Pokemon came out of the Pokeball and did their final attack to hit Kirby. But the Kirbys swung their hammer, making the beam reflect and hitting the Fire Emblem Stand.
"What the?!" Ike yelled in rage.
"Our stand!" Roy exclaimed.
"Whoops." Red said.
"Damn you!" Ike got his sword out and ran after Red. He was about to do Great Either but someone but he slipped on a banana peel and he missed Red. Instead he was about to hit Makato in the bunny costume as she gives out balloons to little children.
"You idiot!" Marth yelled.
"Crap! Makato! Get out of the way!" Ike yelled. All of the little children were running away as Makato glances at the last minute.
"Huh?"
"Stop Ike! You're going to kill her!" Miru yelled.
"I'm trying!" Suddenly Naruto came out of nowhere kicked Ike in the stomach and he crashed into Ness and Lucas' movie theater.
"Oww." Ike rubbed his head.
Ness and Lucas were angry.
"You destroyed our stand!" Ness yelled.
"Sorry." Ike got up and saw Naruto with Makato.
"Good thing I was here." Naruto said smiling.
"Thank you…Naruto."
"That Naruto-!" Ike was interrupted by the sound of thunder.
"Pk-! Thunder!" Lucas and Ness chanted at the same time. Ike ran dodging the thunder and it destroyed Pit, Olimar, Star Fox, Samus, Legend of Zelda, and Ice Climbers and Meta Knight's' stand.
"Oh my." Zelda's anger blew up including Samus, Pit was mad as well, espicailly Wolf. Meta Knight got his twin swords out.
"Now you have done it!" Zelda and Samus yelled. Zelda did Din's fire and aimed for Ness and Lucas. While Samus got her wip. Pit was shooting arrows, Falco, Fox, Link, and Wolf were shooting as well. Popo and Nana were throwing ice. Olimar and R.O.B. didn't do anything. So far it was war between the Smashers with the stands. Naruto, Miku, Rosalina and Makato just watched while everyone screamed and run for their lives.
"I want to join too! Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto exclaimed. Many clones came with frog eyes.
"Let's go!" The Narutos jumped really high in the air with a huge ball of chakra in their hands.
"Sage Art! Massive Mega Rasengan Barrage!"
Most of the Smasher glanced at the Narutos that were coming from the sky with the same attack.
"NARUTOOO! Stop right now!" Master and Crazy Hand screamed. Naruto did as told as the clones poof away. Naruto crashed landed on Ike.
"You should all be a shame! Look what you guys done! Now we have no choice but to clean this place up and start the Mario and Sonic War! You idiots must clean this place! Right now!"
Most of the Smashes sighed and started cleaning up the mess. People were crawling out from their hiding holes. Miku sighed.
"Wow, that was so weird! Anyways! Come on Makato! I know what song we are going to sing! Let's go to the Halberd and get ready!" Miku grabbed her hand and ran to the Halberd. Rosalina followed. Naruto got up.
"Owwie." Naruto rubbed his head. Ike pushed Naruto off of him.
"You idiot! You almost destroyed the whole place! Twice!"
"So~! You almost killed Makato." Naruto smirked.
"Why you-!"
"Guys! Stop fighting so we can clean up this place." Samus said.
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