(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.
In Greek mythology, Daedalus was a skillful architect, craftsman, and artist, and was seen as a symbol of wisdom, knowledge, and power. He was the father of Icarus, the uncle of Perdix, and possibly also the father of Iapyx, although this is unclear. He invented and built the Labyrinth for King Minos of Crete, but shortly after finishing it, King Minos had Daedalus imprisoned within the labyrinth. He and Icarus devised a plan to escape by using wings made of wax that Daedalus had invented. They escaped, but Icarus sadly did not heed his father's warnings and flew too close to the sun. The wax melted and Icarus fell to his death. This left Daedalus heartbroken, but instead of giving up, he flew to the island of Sicily.
Also, just a heads up, there IS a character named Daedalus in this story, and the character HAS appeared in this fanfic, but he has YET to be named, so please be patient.
(End of Opening Monologue)
Nymph was watching TV in the family room of Tomoko's house.
(Television Program)
"There's something I've been wanting to ask you..." the man said to the woman in the hospital bed.
"W-What?" asked the woman.
"Will you...GO ON A DATE WITH ME?"
(End of Television Program)
"A...date!" thought Nymph.
Just then, Tomoko and Icarus entered the room.
"Ah, Tomoko," Nymph called out. "I have an idea: how about we all go on a date!"
"Do EITHER of you even know what a date is?" asked Tomoko later that day. "Dates are things that a boy and a girl do in their spare time."
"What's wrong with bringing a third person? Like Alpha?"
"Well, nothing, but—"
"Then what's the big deal? Sora said it would be fun. So, what do we do on dates?"
"Oh, that's simple: we..." Tomoko suddenly chibitized as she didn't have an answer ready. "That's actually a good question: What DO we do on dates?" All of a sudden, the female pervert noticed a dating magazine close by, so she quickly picked one up to scan through it. "That's it! SHOPPING! How about we buy each other something!"
"Okay," said the Angeloid boys.
"Hmm," thought Tomoko, "I wonder what I should—"
"Master? I bought something for you."
Turning back to Icarus' emotionless voice, Tomoko saw her chibitized Angeloid servant carrying a cart full of watermelon.
"W-WHAT THE HELL?! YOU CAN'T JUST STOCK UP A GROCERY STORE!" Tomoko yelled.
"I know, let's go see a movie! Is there anything you wanna see?" asked Tomoko at the movies.
"How about THIS one!" The chibitized Nymph pointed at a magical girl movie poster.
"Nah, TOO girly."
"THIS one!" Icarus pointed to a Power Rangers-like movie poster.
"...I was thinking something more emotional like—"
"No," both Angeloids said at the same time.
"I GOT IT: an amusement park!" Tomoko took her date companions to an amusement park.
A person in a blue elephant mascot suit approached Icarus to—
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Chibitized, Icarus whacked the mascot repeatedly into the ground.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" screamed the chibitized Tomoko. "DON'T DO THAT!"
Later, Tomoko and Icarus sat in a teacup ride, with the Angeloid spinning the center—EXTREMELY FAST—to spin themselves around into dizziness.
"UH, ICARUS, I THINK THAT'S FAST ENOUGH!" cried Tomoko. "PLEASE! STOP THIS SHIT!"
But Icarus, who did NOT suffer any dizziness, continued spinning the center until the ride was over.
"*BELCH* Oh my god!" Tomoko could do nothing but vomit into a garbage can from motion sickness after the ride.
"This date seems to be...fun," thought Icarus. "But...there seems to be something missing." Just then, he noticed a couple holding hands as they walked around the park. Looking down at his hand, he began thinking...
"Here, let me help you up." Just then, Nymph helped up Tomoko and held her hand, much to Icarus' shock.
"Commence system scan. All systems: No damage. No faults reported in organic structure. Reactor: No anomalies. All green," Icarus whispered to himself. "What was THAT just now? It was almost like my reactor...was damaged for a split-second.
The date party then went to the local zoo.
Nymph, still holding Tomoko's hand, stared at the white tiger in the cage with excitement.
"Well, I'm glad Nymph likes what she sees," thought Tomoko. "Well then, I'm gonna go get some tea. Enjoy yourselves." Letting go of Nymph's hand, Tomoko left.
"*SIGH* I just wish Tomoko was MY master." Filled with sadness, Nymph looked at his released hand in sorrow. "Hey, Alpha, have you ever wondered why all these animals are in cages?"
"No."
"I was thinking...these cages...are like our collars; these poor animals are restrained against their own will. Maybe if these animals were free, they would be happy...like how Tomoko wants US to be free, then maybe SHE would be happy as well..."
Icarus' eyes widened. "Master...would be...happy?"
*FLASH* *FLAP*
All of a sudden, Icarus' battle suit and wings emerged.
"Hey, what are you doing, Alpha?" asked the confused Nymph.
"Making...Master...happy..."
"*SIP* Ah...nothing but peace and quiet," Tomoko whispered as she sat on a bench, drinking her tea. "I know I'm taking WAY too long away from them, but I just needed some—"
"...GGGGGRRRRRRRRR..."
"...GGGGGRRRRRRRRR..."
The sudden breathing down Tomoko's elbows caused the perverted girl to chibitize in terror. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tomoko quickly began running from the stampede of released to animals. "I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHO RELEASED THESE ANIMALS, AS LONG AS IT AIN'T THOSE TWO WINGED CLOWNS!" Just then, she saw Icarus flying around and destroying the zoo cages, freeing all the animals who began to chase Tomoko. "ICARUS, STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"I am making you happy, Master," said the pink haired Angeloid boy.
"HAPPY'?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND?! HELP ME!"
*RIP*
Suddenly, the stampede managed to catch Tomoko by her clothes, ripping them off. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?! I GOTTA GET OUTTA—"
*KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK* *KACHUCK*
"DON'T MOVE!"
"FREEZE!"
"HANDS IN THE AIR, SICKO!"
"YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!"
Tomoko suddenly found herself surrounded NOT just by the police, but the military and the air force.
"Breaking news, this afternoon, a naked woman wreaked havoc across the zoo by releasing all the animals from their cages."
"And to think I wanted her to join my club about finding new worlds."
"Ooh, I hope dat mutha*BLEEP* get wat she mutha*BLEEP* deserves. I, for one, just hope it's da *BLEEP* death penalty, because that's how my family goes on punishing *BLEEP* like her."
"I'M INNOCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT!" the naked female pervert screamed inside the police car.
*SLAP* *SLAP*
"THIS DATE IS OVER! WE ARE GOING HOME!" screamed Tomoko later that evening.
"As you wish, Master," Icarus said as he and Nymph rubbed their slapped cheeks.
Infuriated, Tomoko turned around and began to storm off—
"Wait! Shouldn't dates end with a..." began Nymph.
"A...what?" asked Tomoko.
"...a KISS?"
"...'A KISS'?! ARE YOU CRAZY?! It doesn't work like that! You can only kiss something whom you love with your heart."
"Oh, okay...so, do you wanna try it, Tomoko?" Nymph slowly bent her head towards the modernized Tomoko, puckering his lips together.
"*GASP*" Shocked by this revelation, Icarus couldn't bear to witness what was going on and took into the air.
"ICARUS! WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" cried Tomoko. Just then, he turned back to Nymph, who was still waiting for the kiss. *GULP* What do I do?" Hesitating, the female pervert slowly pushed her head in to—
"WAIT! NEVERMIND!" Embarrassed, Nymph quickly pushed Tomoko back and turned around.
*THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP*
"What's going on? Why am I acting this way?" Nymph's face began growing red.
"Hey, Icarus," Tomoko said as he reached out at the blue-haired Angeloid boy, "what's wro—"
*SMACK*
Chibitizing, Nymph whacked the chibitized Tomoko on the head, knocking her to the ground. "DON'T TOUCH ME! I'M FINE! JUST A BAD REACTOR!"
Icarus flew across the sky. "Reactor functions: 100%." Just then, THAT memory flashed within his mind and...
*BOOM*
Icarus crashed into a mountain; inside the crevice, he laid there on the ground, confused and traumatized. "My reactor...it hurts...but WHY...?!"
End
