(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.
A quick warning: this chapter will (possibly) be the SHORTEST of the entire fanfic, clocking in at about 275 words.
(End of Opening Monologue)
"Uh, Nymph," said a chibitized Tomoko, "I think it's time for you to start wearing normal clothes."
"Normal clothes?" asked Nymph. "Why?"
Why? Because EVERYONE was looking at him funny.
"NO!" yelled Nymph at Tomoko's house. "'Normal clothes' have NO functionality! NO armor! NO stealth!"
"COME ON!" begged the female pervert. "Ya might look handsome!"
"'Handsome'? What's THAT?!"
"...Uhhhh...handsome is...being cool...?"
"Like doing things for your master?"
"No, it's..." But Tomoko was clearly having a rough time explaining. "Shit...how am I gonna convince him what 'handsome' means...? Hmmm?! I GOT IT!" At that moment, Tomoko put on men's clothing to convince Nymph. "See? Look at me! Look how 'handsome' I am! Like a fucking—"
But a chibitized Nymph merely ignored her and began watching TV.
"Ugh...what's the use?" Tomoko gave up as she removed the clothing and fell to her hands and knees. "He's not interested."
"Hey, Tomoko," asked Nymph, "does seeing someone as 'handsome' make you happy?"
"'Happy'? No...but it MIGHT relieve my eyes..."
"Okay. How do I look?" Nymph quickly put on the clothing: a brown striped t-shirt and blue jeans. "Do I look 'handsome'?"
"Uh...yes...?" Tomoko said as he saw the blue haired Angeloid again.
"And your eyes are relieved?"
"...Yes..."
Okay, long story short: I don't think Nymph will EVER understand the meaning of 'handsome'.
End of Volume 5
