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(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.
Alright, a quick heads-up: MrWii000 had to revise Chapter 13: "Multiply" a bit, due to the fact hat some of the content in THAT chapter...are actually supposed to be in THIS chapter...including the ORIGINAL version.
In fact, if this keeps up, MrWii000 might consider abandoning the anime and sticking SOLELY to the manga.
(End of Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
Nymph sat in the living room, watching TV like usual.
"Sakura trees all around the country are finally in full bloom. Even here in Sorami Town, a Sakura festival has opened. Everyday, many people are coming to enjoy it."
"Festival? That's right! It's already been a full year since that previous festival!" thought Nymph. "Does...Does Tomoko remember?" He turned to Tomoko, who was currenly reading a magazine and—
"OH MY GOD! 'A Young Man's World'?!" Tomoko's eyes shot wide open. "That's said to be one of the greatest American gay porno films EVER! And it's coming out NEXT WEEK?! AND IT'S ONLY ¥250?! I GOTTA GET IT!" She quickly rushed for her wallet to pull some yen from her—
"WHAAAAA! NO MONEY!" She discovered only dust in her wallet. "...ARGH, that's right! I wasted all of it to pay for all things that bumbling U.M.A. broke! ARGH! BUT I NEED IT! I NEED TO WATCH IT! HOW AM I—"
"Uh, Tomoko," Nymph said as he peered around the corner. "You know, the Sakura festival's next week, so—"
"Festival?! That's IT! I'LL SELL AS MUCH STUFF AS I CAN, AND THEN I'LL BE RICH! MORE RICH THAN LAST YEAR'S FESTIVAL!"
A chibitized Tomoko knelt down at a yard sale-like stall, with a chibitized Nymph standing right behind her with lines across her side.
"Well, at least she remembers," the light blue-haired Angeloid boy thought. "So, what ARE you doing?"
"What? Can't you tell?! It's a yard sale," said Tomoko. "I want that DVD, but I'm BROKE, so I setting up a stall to sell as much as I can! THAT WAY, I'LL BE RICH!" Before her was a bunch of her products: his broken flight equipment for ¥50, a bulletproof vest for ¥80, a broken brief robot for ¥200000, and some nuts for ¥20.
"Uh, are YOU sure these things will sell?" asked Nymph. I mean—"
"I KNOW THEY WILL! OR MY NAME AIN'T—"
"Ah, hey, Tomo-chan!" said a familiar voice. Sora, Icarus, Sugata, and Makoto approached the stall.
"What's going on here?" asked Sugata. "Are you selling stuff? But I don't think any of these things will sell at—"
"THEY WILL!" the perverted teenage girl yelled.
"Hey, I've got an idea, yo: let's set up our OWN stalls and sell some stuff for money!" said the Yakuza punk.
"Yeah, let's set up our own stall and sell some food, Icarus-kun!" said Sora.
"OH HELL NO!" screamed Tomoko. "YOU ASSHOLES AIN'T GONNA STEAL AWAY MY CUSTOMERS!"
"Step right up!" called out Sora. "Come get a taste a Icarus-kun's amazing cooking!" Behind him in the stall, Icarus began making bento boxes and selling them like hotcakes.
"Check it out, homies! The weapons me gramps used in WWII, yo: Arisaka Type 99, Type 10 Grenade, Type 2 Rifle Grenade Laucher, Type 92 Shiki Kikanu, Type 100 Flamethrower, and Hamada Type Automatic!" promoted Makoto. "Chillax, y'all, they're merely replicas, no need to shit yo pants!" The customers emitted a purple aura of fear at Makoto's stall.
Sugata set up an antique stall...but literally NO one was interested.
"Argh, those jerks are STEALING MY CUSTOMERS..." Tomoko screamed. "...except Senpai at least, she doesn't HAVE any customers...Nymph, don't just STAND there! HELP ME OUT!"
"Oh, alright," said Nymph. "But WHAT'S in it for me?"
"You? How about I buy you anything you want!"
"Fine...maybe...you should change your marketing strategy...or even your PRODUCTS!"
"Hey, how about I sell something else..."
"Step right up, gentleman! Get your very own long-ass sausages! And ONLY ¥500!" Tomoko chanted.
Unfortunately, none of the males were interested as the sausages looked TOO long and vulgar.
"Uh, Tomoko," said Nymph, "this isn't really what I thought of for 'sausages'."
"Come get your very own photos of ME! NAKED! ONLY ¥200!"
Nobody came to that stall either.
"Who am I kidding! Of COURSE no one would want pictures of me: Sorami's biggest loser! I KNOW! I'LL MARKET TO WOMEN INSTEAD!"
"Psst, lady," Tomoko whispered to a passing woman. "Want some men's briefs?" She presented the woman a pair of briefs. "I'll even give you discount and ad a picture of the man who wore them: Mitsuki Sora!" She pulled out a picture of brief's owner. "Only for—"
*CHOP*
Tomoko was know laying on the ground, butt naked, and completely beaten up, after the owner of the briefs she tried to sell karate chopped her to near death.
"Briefs? Really?" asked a chibitized Nymph.
Tomoko didn't answer, she just laid on the ground, unconsciously watching ass all the couples spent their happy day laughing, kissing, and—
"Oh, PISS OFF!" In anger, Tomoko recovered and began throwing her sausages at the couples. "JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIVES AND MINE IS SHITTY, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN RUB IT IN MY GODDAMN FACE! GET LOST! BEAT IT! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Suddenly, she began breaking down into tears. "ARGH! I HATE YOUR POPULAR BI—wait a sec, of course! Nymph! Sexy-Girl Jammer! DO IT! NOW!"
*TAP*
*BOOM*
*SPLAT*
All of a sudden, dark clouds rolled in, raining thunder and lightning; in an instant, lots a boys looked up a small mountaintop and saw a shadowy figure standing atop it. "Gentlemen..." The shadows moved away, revealing Tomoko, now modernized and wearing an almost fully revealing Neko cat outfit, complete with ears, paws, and a tails; she held her fists up to her chin and said, "~nyan. *WINK*"
"*GASP*" Immediately, all the boys within the vicinity had hearts growing out of their eyes.
"Would anyone like a drink~nyan?" Behind Tomoko stood a drink stand where Nymph waited in confusion.
"YEAH, BABY!"
"COME TO DADDY!"
All the men started assaulting the chibitized Tomoko...in a GOOD way.
"HEY, STOP~nyan! PLEASE DON'T BE FEISTY~nyan!" Tomoko laughed. "Nymph, please bring some drinks for the men!"
"Y-Yes, ma'am!" Nymph chibitized as he began preparing the drinks.
"The Dom Perignon! A champagne tower! A Tomoko tower!" As Tomoko requested the drinks, Nymph quickly prepared each—
*SPLASH*
"~NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Suddenly, Tomoko was trying to cover-up her modesty and hid front as she laid on her side. "Oh my goodness, I'm SO embarrassed~nyan; I must've accidentally spilled something on my body~nyan, and NOW I'm wet and sticky~nyan!"
"...'by accident'?" Nymph thought as a sweatdrop fell down the left side of his back head. "Okay, enough is enough!"
"Um, guys, I'll lend you all some towels to wipe all this off me for ¥200; for a 5% tip, I'll even let you wipe UNDER my clo—"
*BAM*
A man suddenly stomped Tomoko down to the ground, chibitizing her.
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
"YOU BITCH!
"YOU'RE SICK!"
"KILL HER!"
*BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
All the other men in on beating her up, then walked away in disgust.
"W-What just happened?" the teenage perverted girl asked in pain.
"I just disable the Sexy-Girl Jammer," explained the blue-haired Angeloid boy.
"WHAT?! WHY?!"
"Uh, I don't know, maybe it's just the fact that and that I did all your IDIOTIC demands, and yet you never APPRECIATED ANY OF IT!"
Tomoko quickly made a modernized, guilty facial expression. "Oh, y-y-you're right, I'm sorry, and thank you," she said. "BUT THAT STILL GAVE YOU NO RIGHT TO RUIN THE TIME OF MY LIFE!" she suddenly screamed in chibitized format. "Plus, you could've waited until we had gotten enough—huh, what's THAT?" Just then, she noticed Nymph eating something.
"Oh, THIS?" Nymph held out a Sakura bun. "Well I had some free time watching you, I found a Sakura petal and threw it into my machine right here and..." His machine began making weird noises...
*POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF* *POOF*
...and spat out a bunch of Sakura buns into a small basket. "See?" asked Nymph. But he chibitized as she looked at Tomoko, who now had an idea in her mind...
(50 Sakura Bun Sellings Later)
"OAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" laughed Tomoko in pride. "I'M RICH! AND I GOT MORE THAN ENOUGH MONEY FOR THAT DYD NOW! But FIRST..." She turned to Nymph in delight. "Thanks a lot for your help, Nymph. Now, WHAT would you like..."
"...Well..." began the light blue-haired Angeloid boy.
Nymph was now licking a candy apple.
"I don't understand," Tomoko said in modernization. "I thought you HATED candy apples."
"...I...I USED to. But...But now I LIKE them," said Nymph in delight. "It's SO strange," he thought. "But, even though I'm without a master, I...I feel...happy..."
End
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