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(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.

Tell me: have any of you ever been to Japan? Have any of you ever took part in their game shows?

No? Let me explain: like America, Japan is very well known for holding and awarding contestants with prizes. Some of their most famous show include "Dero", "Bring That Chicken Home Game", and "Tore".

However, unlike American game shows, which usually involves a contest answering questions or solving puzzles, Japan does the exact same thing...while hanging their contestants over a shortening beam that would send them falling to their death, drowning them, or wrapping them up like a mummy!

Just to be clear, NOBODY dies in these game shows, but Japanese game shows a known to be more insane and extremely pressured than other countries.

So, if you wish to try one out, let me tell you something: BRACE YOURSELF!

(End of Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)


*DING* *DONG* *DING* *DONG*

"Well, so ends another peace-shattering day of school," a chibitized Tomoko said as she walked out the homeroom door. "Time to get some peace and—"

"NOT so fast, Sakurai-dono…" Just then, Tomoko was lifted into the air and detained by Taki Matsuyama. "Because of the scores on your previous tests, you'll be spending everyday, AFTER school, for the rest of the year, taking 'supplementary lessons'. Or have you forgotten that?"


Tomoko was now sitting in the audiovisual room, where she would have to take her supplementary lessons; next to her sat a chibitized Sora and Nymph. "So, how'd YOU two get here?"

"Because my Spanish grades are abysmal," answered Sora.

"I'm just here because I thought it would be fun," claimed the blue-haired Angeloid boy.

Across the desk they all sat in was Makoto, emitting a purple aura around his body.

"Why are YOU here, Prez?" asked Sora.

"Moral reform," said the Yazuka punk with a sadistic grin.

"I...see..." Tomoko and Sora said with nervous smiles.

"Oh, and because I wanted to give THIS to you, Sakurai-chan." Makoto handed a piece of paper to Tomoko, which read, "Sorami High's Most Popular Girl Survey" on the front. "Check who's LAST, homie."

Tomoko looked at the name of who was in last place: Sakurai Tomoko.

"HA HA!" laughed a bunch of boys outside the window. "So, how does it feel?" asked one of the boys. "Not only being the most UNpopular, but also the DUMBEST?!"

"WHAT AN IDIOT!" laughed another boy.

"SERIOUSLY?!" Tomoko roared.

"I think it's kinda fitting considering everything you put all the boys through," said Sora angrily, now in a modernized format.

"HEY! WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?!" the perverted girl yelled.

"Maybe you should go back to elementary school," teased another boy.

"AS IF! I may not have the SMARTEST brain in this school, but I'm SMARTER than—"

"Excuse me, Icarus-sensei," said Astraeus from right behind Tomoko. "What ARE these weird symbols, anyways?" He held up a piece of assignment paper to his tutor, Icarus.

"—than HIM!" laughed Tomoko. "HE'S probably at KINDERGARTEN level, which makes ME a HELL of a lot smarter!"

"NAH AHH!" yelled the boys.

"AH HAH!" the perverted teenage snapped back.

"Okay, then let's see ya PROVE it," said Makoto. "How about a little competition between all five of us after class? You game?"


"Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Sorami High's 'Smartest Supplementary Student' quiz show!" announced Sugata, with question-writer Icarus sitting right next to her.

Across from them were the contestant, all chibitized, as listed in numerical order:

1. Tomoko Sakurai
2. Nymph
3. Sora Mitsuki
4. Makoto Satsukitane
5. Astraeus

Each contestant stood in a booth attached to pole right behind them.

"Now, allow me explain the rules of the game: For each question you answer correctly, your booth ascends once, and after ten correct answer in a row, you win the game," explained Sugata.

"However," continued Icarus. "If you answer it INcorrectly, your booth goes back down and you have to start all over again."

"BOO!" All the boys began throwing stuff at their most hated contestant: Tomoko.

"Uh, Prez," asked Sora nervously, while pointing down to the boxes below them, "what's are the boxes with the '?' on them for anyways?"

"Alright," Sugata said as she was handed a question from Icarus, "Here the first question: You see a female burglar breaking into your house and stealing something. What do you do?"

"RAPE 'EM!"

*DROP*

Suddenly, the contestant who gave his answer, Makoto, dropped from the booth into the "?" box; the sticker peeled away to reveal the modernized Makoto's fate: he was being attacked at mini-octopuses. "Eh...ah...answer your question, Mitsuki-san?" he asked managing to climb out and back into his booth.

"Next question: How do you say 'cheese and omelets' in Spanish?"

"Uhhhh…...'cheeseto and omolitas'?"

*DROP*

The modernized Sora was dropped into a pig sty.

"Next question: What is 1 + 1?"

"50!"

The modernized Astraeus dropped into an eel pit.

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! And everyone says I'M the biggest idiot!"

"Next question...which happens to be a 'true of false' question: If you happen to come across a bunch of boys changing in a locker room, you MUST peep on them."

"TRUE!"

*DROP*

Tomoko fell into a pit full of dung.

"IDIOT!"

"YOU'RE THE DEUMBEST OF ALL!"

All the boys resumed throwing stuff at the female pervert.


And so, the game show went on. Sora, Makoto, and Astraeus barely managed to answer a question, correctly, but immediately after, they answer the next question wrong, dropping them into vulgar pit and forcing them to start over; poor Tomoko answer NONE correctly and continued falling into the dunk pits, which happened to fill up more and more for every incorrect answer; a modernized Nymph, on the other hand, was surprisingly the smartest of the bunch, as he managed to answer nine questions correctly in a row, nearly ascending him to the top.


"Next q...question: What is the size of Mitsuki Sora's waist?"

"WHAT?!" screamed Sora. "Who the hell wrote THAT question? I-I-I don't—"

"49cm," Tomoko suddenly answered. "Originally, it was 48, but grew a centimeter after eating two pieces of short cake yesterday."

*DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING*

Tomoko's booth surprisingly ascended.

"Next question: When did Nonaka Hikaru-san take a bath yesterday?"

"From 21:57 to 22:34; more specifically, for 37 minutes and 21 seconds."

*DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING*

Tomoko's booth ascended once again.

"Next question: What color are the briefs that the school's three most handsomest men are currently wearing?"

"From left to right: Black, blue, and white."

"How about yesterday?"

"Stripes, lightning bolts, and skulls."

"Before yesterday?"

"White, white, and blue."

*DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING*

And so, for every vulgar question answered correctly, Tomoko's booth continued to ascend, even managing to avoid getting thrown at by the boys; eventually, Tomoko was now tied with Nymph for first place, leaving her only one correct answer away from winning.

"Next question...which happens to be the 'true or false' question that was previously asked near the beginning of the game: If you happen to come across a bunch of boys changing in a locker room, you MUST peep on them."

"YES! I WIN! I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER, SO I AIN'T FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN!" cheered Tomoko. "Hee hee hee hee! After this, no hot, sexy boy in this school will EVER make fun of me again!"

"No way!"

"She won?!"

"Impossible!"

All the boys were now stunned and horrified that the least popular girl at school, and whom they previously referred to as the DUMBEST, was potentially about to win.

"Even though the answer is obviously the OPPOSITE of what I'm about to give," Tomoko chuckled with an evil grin, "the answer...IS...F—"

All of a sudden, Tomoko modernized as she felt two angels behind her; both angels were naked and happened to be her consciences since they had her appearance.


"What taking so long?" asked a girl.

"COME ON! ANSWER IT!" yelled another.


Suddenly, the chibitized Tomoko felt herself outside of a changing room, with the window right above her; inside the room were a bunch of boys.


"Are...ARE YOU DEBATING WITH YOURSELF?" asked another girl.

"COME ON, SAKURAI! YOU KNOW THE ANSWER! SAY IT!" yelled another

"I KNOW IT'S NOT THE CORRECT ANSWER, BUT YOU HAVE TO SAY IT! PLEASE!" yelled another.


Just then, regaining consciousness and modernizing, Tomoko gave a salute to all her spectators and proudly answered, "TRUE!"

*DROP*

And so, the angels ascended back into the heavens, leaving the female pervert to fall back into the dung pit.

"Next question...which is the 'true of false' question I asked before: If you happen to come across a bunch of boys changing in a locker room, you MUST peep on them."

"False!"

*DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING*

Nymph's booth ascended to the top.

"NYMPH IS THE WINNER!" announced Sugata.


"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! IDIOT! IDIOT! YOU'RE A SHITTY IDIOT!" Astraeus mockingly sang the beat-up, chibitized Tomoko later that evening.


Meanwhile, on Synapse, Daedalus watched the events that Tomoko partook in with the Angeloids. "Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm...Delta, I see you're having a lot of fun with her, even if you didn't get to imprint on her yet," he said. "Tomoko...please keep my sons—"

*CRASH*

All of a sudden, something crashed into his building. Looking into his monitor, Daedalus witnessed Minos, along with the two Harpies pointing their Prometheus cannons at the front door.

"Greetings, Daedalus," said the sinister...

"Minos!" Daedalus gasped.

"I'm terribly sorry to interrupt your time alone, Daedalus," said Minos, "but recently, we've had a couple Downers visiting our world...apparently, the dream of 'Sakurai Tomoko' was to be left alone, but after some investigations, I discovered some 'interesting' information: the arrival of the 'Uranus King' on the Downer was NO accident, but because of YOUR meddling, right?"

"M-Minos, if you plan on KILLING me for this, forget it!" Daedalus snapped "I have a protective barrier around here. You'll never—"

"Relax, we're not her to KILL you," said Minos, "we're simply here to tell you that we've just completed development on our second-generation Angeloid, and will soon be dispatching her 'clean up your mess'!"

End


Cast:

Taki Matsuyama: ? (Japanese); ? (English)


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