And now, the series continues...
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(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.
As you should already know, this is a genderbent adaptation; this not only means switching the genders of each person, but also the clothing they wear...especially swimsuits. For example, if a girl is wearing a bikini, then her male counterparts wears a speedo; likewise, boys who wear swim trunks will have female counterparts who wear one piece swimsuits that cover their entire chest.
(End of Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
Volume 7
"What up, homies?! Welcome to the Satsukitane's Open Water Park!" greeted Makoto; right now, the Yakuza punk was wearing a black speedo, which meant his tattoos were exposed.
"Wow, Prez, I had NO idea your family also owned a water park," gasped Sora; Sora was wearing a red speedo and in the water, but was holding onto a tube.
"Well, of course they do," said Sugata. "Makoto's mother leads the Yakuza after all." Sugata was wearing a pair of snow-shoes that were apparently designed for floating on a float, which Sugata was already doing.
"Hey, Sugata," asked Nymph, "why are you wearing you school outfit at the pool?" Nymph wore a white speedo with red lines on the edges.
"Because they're my only clothes."
"Yo, Mitsuki-san, why you chillin' in the babies toy?" Makoto asked Sora.
"Who, me? Oh, well...because I can't swim," explained Sora embarrassingly.
"Strange, isn't that the same problem Icarus has?" Looking down, he saw a chibitized young man with rosy-pink hair, emerald eyes, pink wings, and choker, and a white and green horizontally-striped speedo standing on the ground of the pool.
"An Angeloid's wings become heavy when soaked-up by water," the modernized pink-haired Angeloid boy said after being pulled out of the pool.
"Hmm, guess that explains why that bumbling homie over there is chillaxin' in a tube as well," Makoto said as he turned his attention to Astraeus; Astraeus had on a tan men's thong and was relaxing in a tube of his own. "Ahhhh...THIS in nice...I totally forgot why I even came here!"
"On the other hand, Nymph can swim since he don't got no wings no more," Makoto continued.
"W-What?! I don't need wings to swim!" said Nymph angrily.
"Oh yeah? Prove it!"
*PUSH*
And so, the Yakuza mischievously pushed the light blue-haired Angeloid boy over the edge of the pool.
"WAAAAHHHHH!"
*SPLASH*
"*GARGLE* *GARGLE* GARGLE* GARGLE* GARGLE*..."
"*GASP* *WHEEZ* *GASP* *WHEEZ* *GASP* *WHEEZ* *GASP* *WHEEZ* JESUS CHRIST! DO YOU REALIZE THAT ANGELOIDS WERE NOT PROGRAMMED TO SWIM?!" Nymph yelled after getting out of the pool.
"NOT true," thought Sora and Sugata.
"Sure, they aren't." thought Makoto sarcastically. "Yo, by the way," he suddenly asked, "isn't their supposed to be a hoe that came to this pool with you guys as well?"
"You mean Tomo-chan? I have no clue where she is?" Sora asked as began swimming while the while his tube from the outside (yes, he's currently outside the tube). "I mean, she was with us when we arrived at the resort, so where did she—"
Just then, he noticed something red floating up inside his tube. "What the..." Reaching inside, Sora picked up some of the red liquid onto his fingertips. "Is this...blood? Is someone bleeding down there?" Looking inside his tube, Sora caught sight of the chibitzied girl with medium, dark-black hair styled by two clips attaching to the upper part of the strand of hair going down her face, a green one piece swimsuit, a lecherous smile, her hands behind the back of her head, her legs crossed, and blood running out her nostrils,; this girl was taking a perverted glimpse of Sora's bulky pecs.
"Holy shit," thought the girl, "I've been waiting since I was invited here to actually see a bulky, soaking wet body this close. This is the ONLY thing you can't experience with—"
"TOMO-CHAN!" screamed Sora.
*SPLASH*
Tomoko suddenly bounced out of the water, getting away from her angry, karate-chopping best friend.
Makoto was swimming throughout the pool, when Tomoko arose from the water, right behind behind him, eyeing the Yakuza's punk—
"PREZ! BEHIND YOU!" screamed Sora.
*SPLASH*
Tomoko bounced away again, just before Makoto could turn around.
Astraeus continued to rest in his tube, but then he opened his eyes and something caught the glimpse of his eye sight: a bunch of girls in swimsuit. "Wow, look at all of them..."
But unbeknownst to him, Tomoko had arisen into the tube, right in-between Astraeus' legs, witnessing a strange stick from the inside poking the blond-haired Angeloid's—
"GET YOUR FACE AWAY FROM THERE!" screamed Sora.
*SPLASH*
Tomoko bounced away yet again.
"HUH?! WHAT?! WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!" Astraeus screamed in shock as he grabbed the front of his speedo.
Nymph was at the top of a waterslide, watching a girl screaming in joy as she slid down the slide. "Wow! I never knew Downers could actually enjoy something this. Eager to try it out, Nymph jumped onto where the slide started.
*SQUISH*
"Huh? Wat a sec, I don't there being anything there a few minutes ago." Confused, she looked out in-between his legs. "WHA—!"
Under his buttocks was the face of a laughing Tomoko. "Hee hee hee hee hee hee...better hold on tight..." the modernized perverted girl chuckled as she gave a final salute.
And then...the ride began! "WWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAAHHHHHH! HAH HAH HAH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHH! AHHH! AHHHH!" The entire way down, Nymph continuously screamed as he grabbed Tomokos chibitized, laughing face in terror and embarrassment. "WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" As hey finally reached the end of the slide, Tomoko was sent flying, leaving a trail of nose-blood behind in the air. "HOORAY! I HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED IN HEAVEN!" Tomoko cheered. "AND I NEVER WANNA—"
*CHOP* *THUD*
Tomoko was suddenly karate chopped onto the pavement on the side of the pool by Sora, with alL the others glaring down at he;, Icarus merely gave a emotionless look, while Makoto had a terrifying smile.
"JESUS CHRIST! TOMO-CHAN!" yelled Sora furiously. "Do you have ANY idea just what the jackshit you're doing? This is a public resort! Not a reverse-brothel!"
"I'ma sorry, good sir," Tomoko said with Rocky Rococo-ish nose, curly moustache, and Super Mario-like accent, "but I'ma nota familiar witha your language."
"ARGH! Bite me, your bitch! You were planning something like this from the beginning, weren't you?"
"Wait wait wait wait! I can explain," said Tomoko frantically before modernizing and looking behind her. "Do you see what I see? What I see are a bunch of people having the time of their lives. Is THIS really worth making a big out of?"
"Well, I get what your saying, but—"
"The pool is the GREATEST place for anyone to have fun...and..." Tomoko continued, right before chibitizing and holding out her hands in joy, "...FOR A BUNCH OF BOYS TO EXPOSE ALMOST EVERY SINGLE PART OF THEIR SKIN AND BE PROUD OF DOING SO!" She then proudly modernized once again. "Hot, sexy, bulky men, showing off their abs and booties to every lady in this vicinity! EVERY lady deserves a chance to witness these shameless men, AS DO I!"
Listening to the perverted girl's vulgar speech, Sora was starting to get lost his patience as he prepared his hand into a karate chopping position.
"Wow, I've never heard such a shameless excuse in my life," said Sugata.
"Gotta hand it to her, the hoe's got more balls than any man in the Yazuka combined," laughed the Yakuza punk.
*SPLASH*
"Oh, and if you've gotta problem with that," the chibitized Tomoko said slyly as she jumped back into the pool and swam a certain distance, "then all you gotta do is get me...if you CAN! Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!"
"Grrrrrrrrrr...Prez, you got any guns?" growled Sora.
"Forget the guns, Sora," said Nymph angrily. "Leave this to me..." Kneeling down by the edge of the pool, Nymph dipped his left hand into the water. "I've had it up to here with your despicable actions! It's time to teach you a lesson! HACKING FIELD!" Just then, a sonic wave blasted out as it caught Tomoko in a green field.
"WHA-WHAT THE—WHAT'S GO—*GARGLE* *GARGLE* *GARGLE* *GARGLE*" Suddenly, Tomoko sunk into the water. A few seconds later, she managed to climb out of the pool. "*COUGH* *COUGH* W—*HACK*—WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"
"It's a little ability I was programmed with called 'Hacking Field'," explained the angry light blue-haired Angeloid boy. "By hacking your brain, I disabled all your memories and abilities of swimming!"
"WHAT?! HOW COULD YOU?!"
"So, in other words, Tomoko won't be able to swim anymore," said Sugata.
"Looks like yo sick-ass perverted pool activities could cause you to drown," laughed Makoto.
And so, the group walked to continue having fun, leaving the devastated female pervert to cry, "NO! PLEASE! COME BACK! ANYTHING BUT THIS! THIS AIN'T PUNISHMENT! IT'S PURE EVIL!"
Later, Tomoko was laying face-down on a kickboard, drifting along the water in depression. "Oh, Grandma, the pool is supposed to be the greatest place to go, but I can't enjoy anymore because I can't swim...my life no longer has meaning here."
On the side, Astraeus watched as Tomoko continued to drift across the pool. "Perfect, the little bug can't swim...now...how shall I kill her?"
"EEEEEEEKKK!"
Just then, Astraeus noticed two girls in the water; one of them lost her top and had just reached for it to put it back on, while hiding her boobs with her arms. "Wow, the current on the water slide is extremely strong!" she laughed as she tried to put her top back on.
Astraeus then noticed the control room "...That's IT!"
Meanwhile, Sora, Nymph, and Makoto lazed around the lazy pool; Sora and Nymph held onto the tube, while Makoto floating don his back, when suddenly...something started flowing extremely fast.
"W-What's going on?" cried Sora.
Pretty soon, all the boys in the pool were caught by the current.
"Quick, everyone! GRAB THIS!" Sugata tossed a rope into the pool that the boys quickly held onto. Suddenly, some of swimsuit started getting pushed off the boy, leaving them screaming. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Speaking of Tomoko, she was laying on the kickboard when the current caught up to her as well. "WHA?! WHAT THE HELL?!" She quickly grabbed onto the edge of the pool and also held onto her kickboard to keep herself from falling off and drowning. "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! WHO'S DOING THIS!"
"I am!"
Looking up, Tomoko saw Astraeus evilly smiling down at her with his fists on his hips. "Consider this you funeral, bug! I knocked out all the security guards and hacked the control room.
"WHAT?! WHY?!"
"Like I said: my mission to KILL you!" Astraeus said coldly as his smile disappeared. And so, the blonde-haired Angeloid boy pressed his foot onto the back of the Tomoko's head, intending to slowly push her into the water so that she would receive a watery grave.
"NO! STOP! *GARGLE*" the female pervert cried as she tried to keep her head from drowning.
"Heh heh heh heh heh heh! Now, by the end of the day, everyone will be rescued and probably talk about how they survived," Astraeus laughed as his smiled return, while continuing to force Tomoko's head deeper into the water, inch by inch, until her head was all the way inside, "but YOU, Sakurai Tomoko...YOU will be pulled out of the pool...AS A CORPSE! And the threat to Synapse shall be terminated...ONCE...AND...FOR...A—"
*ZIP* *SPLASH*
"—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Astraeus' foot was suddenly caught by the current, sending him flying across the water.
"*GASP*Wow, what an idiot," Tomoko laughed. However, it quickly disappeared as she reached for the side of the pool. "I gotta get the hell outta here before—"
*WHACK*
Something whacked his face all of a sudden. It was...
"A SPEEDO!" the modernized female pervert gasped. Just then, she noticed more zooming down the river. "What's going on?! I gotta see this!"
"T-This had to be Delta's doing!" Nymph assumed as he continued to grasp onto the rope. He was one of only few boys who still had his swimsuit on. "He knows Tomoko can't swim anymore and must be trying to drown her!"
"RRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Just then, something began swimming the current.
"WHAT?! IT CAN'T BE!" Nymph cried as he was witnessing Tomoko, still on her kickboard, swimming right up to the stranded, naked men. "I THOUGHT I HACKED ALL HER SWIMMING MEMORIES! HOW CAN SHE STILL SWIM!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tomoko furiously continued to pedal her arms as hard as could, eventually catching up to—
*ZIP*
Suddenly, the kickboard flew out from right under the now chibitized Tomoko.
"Oh shit!"
*SPLASH*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tomoko was now thrown back by the waves. "I GOTTA HOLD ONTO SOMETHING! QUICK!"
Reaching out her hand, Tomoko unknowingly grabbed the top of Nymph's speedo.
"ACK!" the light blue-haired Angeloid boy shrieked. "LET ME GO!"
Tomoko's fierce desperation to survive resulted in him starting to indirectly pull Nymph's speedo off.
"LET! ME! GO!"
*BAM*
Nymph furiously kicked Tomoko off of her, causing the female pervert to be sent around the pool.
Meanwhile, Astraeus and Icarus were chibitized and also being flung around by the current as well; Astraeus was unconscious and had swirls in his eyes, while Icarus just gave his usual blank expression.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Tomoko gargled. "I'M GONNA DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"
Just then, she modernized as she passed under the naked boys, still holding on for their lives. "Wait a sec...that's RIGHT! This pool goes around in circles, so every time, it'll just bring me here," she thought with a smile, right before chibitizing.
"—HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—"
Tomoko passed under the boys, staring in delight.
"—HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—"
Once again, our female pervert caught a glimpse of the naked boys.
"—HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Just then, she modernized as she what would be her FINAL glimpse of what what she loved the moved, just as she was about to reach the end of her life. "It's enough...MORE than enough for me...even in death...I am proud to be given this opportunity...thank you..." And so, she closed her eyes as a white light started flash before her...
Opening her eyes, Tomoko work up in a strange, purple landscape...chibitized...and completely naked.
"W-Where am I?" she whispered.
"Tomoko!" called a familiar voice.
Turning around, Tomoko saw her own grandmother, across the purple lake, waving at her.
"Grandpa!" Tomoko exclaimed in excitement.
"Go home, Tomoko!" the grandmother called out. "You're TOO young to give up on living!"
"What?! What are you talking about?"
Instead of answering her granddaughter's question, the grandmother just walked away.
"Master? Master?!"
"Master!"
Tomoko suddenly began to regain—
*PUSH*
Tomoko's modernized Angeloid suddenly pushed down on Tomoko's stomach, causing the latter to spit out all the water in her stomach.
End
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