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(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.
In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, there exists a lawyer firm call Samster Konkel & Safran. They are owned by James P. Samster, Jerome A. Konkel, and Johnathan S. Safran; they're job is to help people injured in vehicular accidents (of the ground, of course). If you, or a loved one, live in the Milwaukee area and have been injured, don't be afraid to call them for help.
Phone Number: (414) 455-1639
Website: skslawyers (don't forget the .com afterwards)
However, that's is NOT what I am here to talk about. What I'm here to tell you is that Safran-dono has recently passed away about 2 weeks ago, and it will probably be a VERY hard time for Samster-dono and Konkel-dono.
Therefore, this chapter with be dedicated in memory: Thank you, Johnahan P. Safran-dono, for all the people of Milwaukee that you have helped. You will be missed...
R.I.P.
Johnathan S. Safran
1957-2020
(End of Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
"TOMO-CHAN! TOMO-CHAN! WAKE UP! PLEASE! TOMO-CHAN! YOU'RE IN DANGER!"
Tomoko opened her eyes, finding herself in a grassy field again, and Daedalus looking over her.
"THANK HEAVENS!" Daedalus joyfully embraced Tomoko.
"You! What's going on here?" asked Tomoko.
"Tomo-chan, you have to listen to me: you're in danger!" cried Daedalus. "A second-generation Angeloid is coming to—"
*SHINE*
Suddenly, in a bright light, Daedalus disappeared.
"Huh? Hey, where'd you go?" Tomoko looked around of the boy who kept interfering his dreams.
"Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee..."
Looking back at where the giggling came from, Tomoko saw a shadowy figure walking right up to him. "Hi there," hissed the figure. "Wanna play?" Inside his right hand, the figure was clutching the head of a seemongly dead Angeloid, who happened to be...
"ICARUS!" Tomoko screamed as she sprung up out of bed.
"Yes, master?" said Icarus right next to her. "Is something wrong?"
Tomoko didn't here that, she was severely sweating with tears in her eyes, frightened at the dream she just had.
Meanwhile, at Sugata's home, Astraeus was laying front-side on the rocky ground.
*RUMBLE*
"Ugh...I am sooooooooooo hungry..."
*SNIFF*
"Huh?"
*SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF*
"What's that smell?"
Sugata sat the lake, doing her usual morning routine of fishing for food.
*TUG* *TUG* *TUG*
All of a sudden, something began tugging on the hook. In response, Sugata pulled her rod up to pull about her catch.
*SPLASH*
Out came Astraeus munching on the hook, most likely mistaking the bait for food.
"Hmm? WAH!" Astraeus suddenly spat the hook after realizing what he had just done. Sugata reached into her bag and pulled out a bag of bait that she offered to the incompetent blonde-haired Angeloid. "A-Are you giving me food? HOORAY!" Excited, Astraeus took the bait bag and reached in to pull out a small bait thing. "Man, I'm starving!" And so, he threw the bait into his mouth and began to munch it. "Remember, chew slowly and don't swallow until ALL the flavor is gone...until ALL the flavor is gone...until ALL the flavor is gone...until...*GULP*" Astraeus suddenly bent over his fists on the ground in devastation as he realized he ate it too quickly. "What's wrong with me? I'm supposed to be the strongest Close-Combat Angeloid in Synapse, Type Delta: Astraeus! But I can't even savor eating!" Infuriated, Astraeus stood up. "Uhhhhhh...it's all that bitch's fault! Even since I came here to kill her, that bitch has turned me into a disaster! ARGH! What am I gonna..." Just then, he remembered something. "...THAT'S IT! She's got her OWN food!" And so, he stormed off to Tomoko's house. "I'll just eat all HER food and—"
*TRIP*
"WAAAAHHHHHHH!"
*THUD*
"OOF!"
The clumsy blonde-haired Angeloid tripped over Sugata's fishing rod and fell, dropping his pants and exposing his briefs.
Later, Nymph was watching TV in Tomoko's house. "*SIGH* Man, I'm hungry," he groaned. "But Icarus forgot to go shopping last week and just NOW left to do so!" Angered, he laid down on his back and began pounding his fists and feet on the ground. "Ah! I'M HUNGRY! I'M—wait a sec, that's right! Maybe there's something in the fridge!" So he got up and went to the fridge in the kitchen, opening the fridge to—
"*SOB* *SOB* *SOB* *SOB*" Inside sat Astraeus with a handkerchief wrapped around his head.
"What on Earth are YOU doing here?" asked Nymph with square eyes and a bunch of thin black lines across his face.
I came in here to some food, but there's nothing in here...except ME! I'M HUNGRY!"
"You think YOU'RE hungry! I'M hungry as well!"
"WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Falling out of the fridge, a Astraeus chibitized as he rolled around in frustration.
"HUNGRY! HUNGRY! HUNGRY! HUNGRY!" Nymph also chibitized as he laid on the floor and slammed his fists a feet on the ground. "HUNGRY! HUNGRY! HUN—oh, wait a sec...that's IT!"
Outside in the backyard was a watermelon patch.
"What are THOSE?" asked Astraeus.
"They're watermelon," explained Nymph. "Alpha's been raising them for some time now."
"But wouldn't it be wrong to take them? I've heard Icarus-senpai has some of love for watermelon."
"Yeah..." Chibitzed, Nymph and Astraeus each grabbed a watermelon with their eyes closed and a smile on their faces. "...but what Alpha doesn't know won't hurt him," Nymph continued.
"You're right! It's okay as long as we never get caught!"
Sometime later, the two modernized Angeloid boys were sitting out on the porch with ginormous stomachs.
"Man, I'm full..." groaned Nymph happily.
"Me too..." groaned Astraeus.
Just then, however, they both noticed that all the watermelon was gone; eaten by them both.
"Uh...what'll happen when Senpai sees we've eaten all the watermelon?" asked Astraeus.
"I don't know," said Nymph, "but Alpha mercilessly wiped some flies with Artemis when they tried to get the fruit?"
"I'm home," said an emotionless voice from right behind the door.
*SLAM*
*SLAM*
The two chibitized Angeloid boys quickly slid the outside doors closed, pressing their backs against it in terror. "Shit! What do we do?" the blonde-haired Angeloid boy asked.
"I don't know! But we're dead if we don't find a way out of here!" whispered the light blue-haired Angeloid boy.
*KNOCK* *KNOCK*
"Is there a problem?"
"*GASP*" Both Angeloid began to panic.
"Wait! That's it! Nymph-senpai! Use your hacking! QUICK!" cried Astraeus. "You can make the watermelons grow again!"
"But I've never used it on plants before! Oh well, no time to guess what'll happen!" Desperate, Nymph held out his hand at the at the watermelon and began activating his Hacking Field.
"*ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR*" The watermelon grew up into a ginormous Venus flytrap-like monster.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" both Angeloids screamed.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!" screamed Astraeus.
"I HAVE NO IDEA!" screamed Nymph.
*SLIDE*
"HEY!" a chibitized Tomoko yelled as she slid her window door open. "What the hell's going o—"
*CHOMP*
Just then, the monster ate Tomoko and began chewing her in its mouth.
"AH!" screamed Tomoko from inside. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!"
*SPIT*
Just then, the monster spat out a seed right in front of the modernized Angeloids.
"D-Did she just turn into a seed?" asked Astraeus.
"D-Don't panic, Delta...I'll just plant the seed." Nymph buried the seed in the ground, but it quickly grew into another watermelon monster; this one seemed to resemble Tomoko's chibitized head. The second monster restrained Astraeus with its tentacles, even slipping them into his clothes as it pulled her into its mouth. "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LET ME GO! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! PLEASE! STOP IT!"
"What's going on outside?"
"Uh, nothing! Nothing! We're just admiring all the watermelon you've grown outside!" lied Nymph.
*CRASH*
Icarus slammed his fist through the door. Nymph could see Icarus' eye looking through the crack. "I can hear Master's screams."
"ACK!" Nymph cried. "Guess I have no choice: I'll destroy all the evidence!"
*SHINE*
*POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP*
A bazooka materialized in Nymph's hands...
*CRASH*
...just as Icarus barged through the door.
*BOOM*
Launching a plasma ball, Nymph hit the large watermelon monsters, resulting in a ginormous explosion. The first monster's head was blown sky high, while the second monster crumbled to pieces, leaving both Tomoko and Astraeus, both covered in soot, to fall to the ground.
*THUD* *THUD*
Tomoko fell on her head.
"Uh...THIS WAS DELTA'S IDEA!" Nymph nervously screamed while pointing his finger at Astraeus in an accusing matter.
"WHAT?! NO IT WASN'T!" Astraeus nervously protested.
But Icarus' eyes turned as his wings expanded and...
*BOOM*
(1 Explosion Later)
Nymph and Astraeus were now at a river, having escaped Icarus' rampage; Astraeus had bumps on his head, a torn Angeloid outfit, scratches across his legs, was crying, and had swirls in his eyes. "WAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! HOW COULD YOU DID YOU THAT TO ME?!" cried the blonde-haired Angeloid. "WAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! YOU'RE MEAN, NYMPH-SENPAI!"
"Would you stop crying? I told I was sorry, didn't I?" asked Nymph in frustration.
"Just because you're smaller than me and Icarus-senpai, doesn't mean you can—"
"...What'd you just call me...?!" Nymph now had a glowing purple aura around his angry body.
"Oh SHIT!" Terrified, Astraeus took off to the sky to escape from—
"Huh?" Just then, he looked back down and saw Nymph just standing there. "Wait a sec...you don't have wings, DO you?! HAH HAH!"
Upset by this, Nymph turned around and walked away.
"Huh? Nymph-senpai? Where are you going?" Astraeus asked. "Sheesh, I would understand his problem. For traitors of Synapse, they sure are acting selfish...come to think of it...why DID they betray Synapse anyways?"
Meanwhile, Tomoko managed to escape the destruction and was now sitting on a swing set. "Dear God," she whispered as she placed her hands together in a praying position, "PLEASE take me away this horrifying world...of carnivorous plants! Of murderous karate-chopping boys! And most importantly: of dimwitted psychotic U.M.A.s!"
"Would you like me t take you there?" asked the small boy from behind her.
"Yes! I would l—"
Just then, she looked behind her and saw a little boy with violet-colored eyes, long lime-colored hair, and wearing a sōhei outfit. "W-What world?"
"A world without 'horrifying plants', 'murderous karate-chopping boys', and dimwitted psychotic U.M.A.s'. Would you like to take you there?"
"Aw, you're so sweet," Tomoko said as she patted the boy's head, "but I need to get home now. Later." And so, she got up and to—"
"Wait!" said the little boy right behind her again. "Wanna play?"
"Wanna play?"
"WHAT?!" Recognizing those words... and the voice, Tomoko turned around...only to see nothing.
End
Cast:
Chaos: Ikue Ohtani (Japanese); Brianne Siddall (English)
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