Enjoy


(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.

Have you ever looked up the age of consent in every country?

The age of consent is the age at which a person is considered to be legally competent to consent to sexual acts.

In the U.S.A., the age of consent is around 16 to 18 years of age.

In Japan, the age of consent is 13 years of age. No, I am not making that up.

Articles 176 and 177 of the Penal Code of Japan stipulate a minimum age of consent of 13, regardless of gender or sexual orientation. However, Article 34-1 of the Child Welfare Act forbids any act of "obscenity" with children under 18 years of age).

Municipalities and prefectures have their own particular laws, such as Tokyo's Youth Protection Law which prohibits sexual activity with youths who are under 18 years old in most circumstances though some add exemptions for sex in the context of a sincere romantic relationship.

However, that hasn't stopped many anime and manga from sexualizing underage youths...even minors younger than the age of 12 have have shown off tons of fanservice.

To those in America, do NOT become too turned on by this fact. It is VERY illegal for adults 18 years or older to have sex with minors 17 years or younger; it is know as "statuatory rape".

That is all.

(End of Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)


*POP*

Inside Tomoko's house, a chibitized Icarus was playing with a wooden doll, constantly placing the head on the body, but then constantly taking it off.

*POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP*

At first is started slow...

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...but then began going rapidly faster and faster and faster.

"Hey, Alpha, what's wrong?" Nymph asked as he walked up to him.

"It's Master. She...She...…..." Icarus modernized as he began getting anxious.

"WHAT?! WHAT'S WRONG?!"

"...won't come out of the closet."

That instant, Nymph chibitized. "...Again...?"

Icarus nodded. "Um, Master..."

"GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE!" screamed his master from inside the closet. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! EVERYDAY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY, IT'S THE SAME THING: DEALING WITH U.M.A.S IN THE MORNING, DEALING WITH U.M.A.S AT SCHOOL, DEALING WITH U.M.A.S AT NIGHT! I JUST WANT NOTHING BUT PEACE AND QUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! AND THIS TIME, NOTHING WILL MAKE COME OUT! I'M DEADSHIT SERIOUS!"

"...Maybe we should leave him," suggested a chibitized Nymph.

"Hold on, I have an idea." Modernizing, Icarus pulled out a remote (though he quickly chibitized again).

"Wait, DON'T tell me you're gonna do the same thing as LAST time," said the light blue-haired Angeloid boy.

"No," answered Icarus. "After reflecting on the past incident, I have decided to support Master's desire to stay confined in solitude; it is an Angeloid's duty to support her."

*CLICK*

Icarus pushed a button on his remote.

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Hmm, Tomoko must be happy," said Nymph. "WAIT! What about food?!"

"No worries."

*CLICK*

Tomoko pushed the "Food" button on his remote.

"AH! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OUT THERE?!"

"I am giving you live food to support your solitude," explained Icarus.

"WHAT?! You CAN'T just give her live food! She'll get a stomachache!"

"Don't worry."

*CLICK*

Icarus pushed the "Stove" button on the remote.

"AHHHHHHH! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!"

"He seems happy," said Nymph.

"GET SOME WATER! PUT OUT THE FIRE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

"As you wish, Master," said Icarus.

*CLICK*


Meanwhile, Sora was walking with a bag of groceries in his hand.

*POP*

Suddenly, a chibitized Tomoko popped out of a sewer...right in front of her surprised friend. "...I...HATE...U.M.A.s," was all she snarled.

End


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