Enjoy
(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.
As we reach the last chapter of Volume 8, I am sad to announce that another indefinite hiatus will commence; all I can hope for this that MrWii000 will give another volume before the next year ends.
Happy New Year!
(End of Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
In Tomoko's house, a chibitized Tomoko read the newspaper while Nymph was watching TV in the living room. "*YAWN* Man, I'm sleepy," she yawned.
"Hey, Tomo-chan, you've been getting yourself out of bed in the morning latetly...without me having to wake you up," said Sora. "You've even been waking early during summer vacation...even though there's no school."
As he was talking, a chibitized Astraeus took the last loaf of bread from the bowl on the table.
"That's because Icarus has been waking me up," explained Sora.
"Ohm, yeah. I forgot," said Sora. "I guess that gives me a lot more time to get some sleep.
Tomoko reached the bowl to—
"Huh? What the..." She looked inside the bowl and saw nothing.
"*BURP* Ah, that felt good." Astraeus stroked his modernized belly.
"HEY! YOU ATE MY BREAD!"
"Of course I did; you said I could come over anytime I was hungry."
"But why do you keep hanging around my house when you're NOT?!"
"Got nothin' to do."
"That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard!"
Tomoko's chibiitzed Angeloid servant stepped in with a tray of tea.
"What's your problem?" asked the incompetent-level Angeloid "You don't have a problem with Icarus-senpai because you're his master, but you hate it when Nymph stays here for no reason."
"Well, he's got no place to stay," explained the modernized perverted girl. "He doesn't even have a master."
"*SIGH* He's right: I don't have a master anymore," thought Nymph. "But, considering Tomoko's kindness, I imagine that SHE will be the master...of a wingless loser like me someday."
"Nymph? What's wrong?" asked Tomoko.
"Huh? N-Nothing."
Later that day, Tomoko chibitized as she continued—
"Hey, wanna play a game?" interrupted Astraeus.
"Hey! Can't you see I'm reading the newspaper?" she asked in annoyance.
"You're no fun!"
"Ugh! I can't read with all of you here. I've got a project to do anyways. See ya." She got up and walked out of the room, leaving her male guests alone.
*POUND* *POUND* *POUND* *POUND* *POUND* *POUND*
In her room, Tomoko finished pounding some pipes with her hammer. "There, it's FINALLY finished!" She looked around at all the pipes hung up in her room. "After six months of working on all these damn pipes...and crawling/digging through the tunnels...I managed to place EVERY single goddamn pipe around EVERY goddamn corner of Sorami...and thus create...the 'Sorami All-Access Tomoko Peeping System'!" He looked into one of pipes...which allowed him to see the boys in their briefs in a changing room. "Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!" With blood dripping down her nose, Tomoko spent her day switching between pipes to look at all the—
"What's this?" Astraeus asked as he looked through of the pipes.
"HEY! Those pipes are off limits!" yelled Tomoko.
"Huh?"
"Don't 'Huh?' me!" Tomoko angrily opened the door. "And what are you doing here? Didn't you notice the sign on the door that said 'KEEP OUT'?"
"But you said I could come over whenever I felt hungry."
"Fine!" Tomoko pulled out a package of soft rice crackers from her pile of porno magazines. "Here! Take these and get out!"
Taking the package, the blond-haired Angeloid began walking downstairs. "By the way, you wanna play a game with me?"
Tomoko modernized in shock for a brief second before chibitizing again. "No, I told you I was busy!"
"...Dumbass," Astraeus moaned as he departed.
"YOU'RE the dumbass!" Tomoko returned to her room. "Time to get back to—EEK!" She saw Nymph looking through the pipes.
"*SIGH* Don't you EVER get bored of this?"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO! It's just a safety system I built to look out for the worst of Sorami!" the pervert frantically lied.
"Would you like me to help?"
"W-What?!"
"But ONLY if you let me call you...never mind." Nymph left the room and went downstairs.
"Uh...what just happened?" Tomoko asked as she returned to her room again. "Oh well. Better lock the door before somebody e—EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"
Now Sora was looking through the pipes.
"Oh, S-Sora, I'm so glad you're looking out for the-the safety of Sorami's citizens!" Tomoko quickly lied as well. "A-Although I don't think you'll find anything in the...i-in the m-m-men's locker room! O-Or their bathhouses!"
"...Tomo-chan..." With a dark purple aura once again consuming him, Sora slowly glared at his prey.
"NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!" Modernizing in fear, Tomoko closed his eyes. "Who am I kidding? I'm a dead bitch!" She held her head for protection and felt...nothing, causing her to open her eyes in confusion.
"...Don't you EVER think about them?" asked Sora in concern. "You know: Icarus-san, Nymph-san, Astraeus-san. They're ALL incredibly handsome. And yet, you don't seem to care about them, DO you?"
"W-Well, you know...they all got wings, remember?"
"But you're willing to sexually harass Nymph-san and Astraeus-san."
"Well, they got big pecs and ass!"
"Yet you're willing to spare Icarus-san of your indecency?""
Tomoko modernized in confusion. "You know...that's actually a good question..."
But Sora got up and left, leaving the perverted girl to chibitize in confusion. "Well, THAT was weird. He caught me peeping...and yet he DIDN'T chop me to death? Wait, that means..." Overjoyed, she returned to her room. "I can't believe this! He actually looked into the WRONG pipe...and didn't realize what this was! DUMBASS! DUMBASS! He's an even BIGGER dumbass than Astraeus! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
"I can HEAR you, dumbass!" growled Sora from downstairs. "And I know EXACTLY what they are!"
"What are we gonna do about her now?" asked Nymph.
"Hmm...I got an idea!"
"Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!"
"Hey, Nymph-san, what the hell are you doing?"
"Well, I saw Tomoko's weird magazines of boys putting these weird waist attenas in their mouths."
"*GASP* 'Waist attenas in their mouths'?! You mean..."
"No, Nymph-san, that's totally wrong!"
"Hey-I-want-to-do-it-too-Sora!"
"Not you too, Astraeus-san!"
"Holy shit! Which one is it? Where?! WHERE?!" Tomoko frantically searched for the pipe that would lead to the trio
"You can do it to Delta and I afterwards, Sora."
"No! Nymph-san! Astraeus-san! PLEASE DON'T! NOT IN THE FRONT YARD!"
"Front yard?!" The pervert finally found the pipe labeled "FRONT YARD". "THERE IS IT!" She excitedly looked into the pipe to see...Sora, Nymph, and Astraeus fully-clothed and holding mirrors. "Huh? What's going on here?"
The trio of boys aligned their mirrors at the pipe leading back into Tomoko's room, and then...
*SHINE*
*BOOM*
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"HAH! Serves you right, bitch!" Sora yelled through the pipe.
"Dumbass! Dumbass!" Astraeus yelled as well.
"Is Master alright?" asked Icarus.
"Don't worry, Alpha," said Nymph. "He'll be JUST fine..."
"*GROAN* So you can me too, huh?" Tomoko groaned as she got up. "Well, let's see how they like THIS..."
"Come on, Astraeus-san. Let's go see her face!" Sora and Astraeus looked into the pipe and...
*SPLAT*
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They were both shot back as blood gushed out on their nostrils.
"Huh?! What's wrong?" Nymph looked into the pipe and saw...Tomoko exposing her naked body.
*SPLAT*
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BUG! A BITCH BUG!"
"Bitch bug?!" Icarus exclaimed.
"And now...for the BEST part!" Tomoko knelt down in front of the pipe.
Icarus looked into the pipe and saw...a modernized Tomoko giving out a kiss.
"*GASP* This sight caused Icarus to fall back onto his behind...
*FLAP*
...and his wings to extend.
"Icarus-san! What's wrong?" Sora asked. "UGH! I'll KILL that bitch!" He stormed into the house.
"What is this?" the Alpha Angeloid thought. "This is just like before...but it did NOT happen that time..."
"NO! You got it all wrong, Sora!" Tomoko climbed out onto her rooftop. "I'd NEVER do a thing like that to Icarus! I SWEAR!"
"GET BACK HERE!" A chibitized Sora climbed in hot pursuit.
*STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*
"ARGH! I'M SMASHING THIS THING TO PIECES!" A chibitzied Nymph began stomping on the pipes.
*SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH* *SMASH*
"I'LL HELP!" A chibitized Astraeus pounded on the pipes with a mallet.
"Is there...really something with my reactor...?" Icarus began panting in shock and sweat fell down his face.
The next day, in the New World Discovery Club room...
"Well then, everybody," a chibitized Sugata to all club members (begrudgingly or willingly), "with winter break on the eve of approaching, I'd like to hold a meeting about the New World Discovery Club's activities." Before her stood the chibitized Sora, Nymph, Astraeus, and Makoto.
"MMMM MMM MMMMMMM MM MM MMMM MM!"
The boys suddenly turned their backs to a chibitized Tomoko—gagged and tied to a chair.
"What was that, homie?" The Yakuza gangster removed the tape on Tomoko's mouth.
"THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!" Tomoko yelled again more clearly. "I AIN'T EVEN PART OF THIS BULLSHIT CLUB!"
"Ah, but you are now!" said Makoto.
"WHAT?!"
"Eshi-chan just accepted your application."
"WHAT application?"
Sugata held out an application paper...with Tomoko's signature.
*RIP*
"I NEVER SIGNED ANY APPLICATION!" Tomoko screamed as she broke free from—
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
"?!" The club members turned their attention to the front door. "Who there?" asked Sugata.
*SLIDE*
"Excuse me, but is this the New World Discovery Club?"
End of Volume 8
"HLP" will now resume its indefinite hiatus. I'll at least have the next volume out before 2022 ends, but until then...
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