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(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.

Are you familiar with the seven deadly sins? They are a grouping and classification of vices within Christian teachings. Although they are not directly mentioned in the Bible, there are parallels with the seven things God is said to hate in the Book of Proverbs. Behaviours or habits are classified under this category if they directly give rise to other immoralities.

There are four variations:

1. Pride: It is considered the original and worst of the seven deadly sins on almost every list, the most demonic. It is also thought to be the source of the other capital sins. Pride is the opposite of humility.
2. Greed: A sin of desire like lust and gluttony. However, greed (as seen by the Church) is applied to an artificial, rapacious desire as well as the pursuit of material possessions. Thomas Aquinas wrote: "Greed is a sin against God, just as all mortal sins, in as much as man condemns things eternal for the sake of temporal things." In Dante's Purgatory, the penitents are bound and laid face down on the ground for having concentrated excessively on earthly thoughts. Hoarding of materials or objects, theft, and robbery, especially by means of violence, trickery, or manipulation of authority, are all actions that may be inspired by greed. Such misdeeds can include simony, where one attempts to purchase or sell sacraments, including Holy Orders and, therefore, positions of authority in the Church hierarchy.
3. Wrath: This can be defined as uncontrolled feelings of anger, rage, and even hatred. Wrath often reveals itself in the wish to seek vengeance. In its purest form, wrath presents with injury, violence, and hate that may provoke feuds that can go on for centuries. Wrath may persist long after the person who did another grievous wrong dies. Feelings of wrath can manifest in different ways, including impatience, hateful misanthropy, revenge, and self-destructive behavior, such as drug abuse, or Suicide.
4. Envy: Characterized by an insatiable desire like greed and lust. It can be described as a sad or resentful covetousness towards the traits or possessions of someone else. It arises from vainglory and severs a man from his neighbor.
5. Lust: Intense longing. It is usually thought of as intense or unbridled sexual desire, which may lead to fornication (including adultery), rape, bestiality, and other sinful and sexual acts; oftentimes, however, it could also mean other forms of unbridled desire, such as for money, or power. Henry Edward Manning explains that the impurity of lust transforms one into "a slave of the devil".
6. Gluttony: The overindulgence and overconsumption of anything to the point of waste. The word derives from the Latin gluttire, meaning to gulp down or swallow. One reason for its condemnation is that gorging the prosperous may leave the needy hungry.
7. Sloth: This refers to a peculiar jumble of notions, dating from antiquity and including mental, spiritual, pathological, and physical states. It may be defined as absence of interest or habitual disinclination to exertion.

Basically, these are composed as the "seven deadly sins" and are NOT pure under any circumstances...which will NOT be the case of today's chapter.

(End of Opening Monologue)


Volume 9

"Well then, everybody," a chibitized Sugata said to all club members (begrudgingly or willingly), "with winter break on the eve of approaching, I'd like to hold a meeting about the New World Discovery Club's activities." Before her stood the chibitized Sora, Nymph, Astraeus, and Makoto.

"MMMM MMM MMMMMMM MM MM MMMM MM!"

The boys suddenly turned their backs to a chibitized Tomoko—gagged and tied to a chair.

"What was dat, homie?" The Yakuza gangster removed the tape on Tomoko's mouth.

"THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!" Tomoko yelled again more clearly. "I AIN'T EVEN PART OF THIS BULLSHIT CLUB!"

"Ah, but you are now!" said Makoto.

"WHAT?!"

"Eshi-chan just accepted yo application."

"WHAT application?"

Sugata held out an application paper...with Tomoko's signature.

*RIP*

"I NEVER SIGNED ANY APPLICATION!" Tomoko screamed as she broke free from—

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

"?!" The club members turned their attention to the front door. "Who there?" asked Sugata.

*SLIDE*

"Excuse me, but is this the New World Discovery Club?" The boy in question had black hair tied into a ponytail on his upper back and blue eyes, as well as a bell hanging off each side of his ear earrings.

"*SIGH* I-It's him..." Sugata widened her eyes as something flashed her mind.

"Kazane-san!" exclaimed Sora.

"Huh? You KNOW him?"

"Yeah, this is Kanaze Hyosuke from Class 2-D. He seems to spend most of his time working in the crops nearby the school."

"...I see..."

"...So, can I please join?" asked Hyosuke nervously.

"You...You wanna join, Kazane-san?" asked Sora.

"Yo, I'm sure you'd be okay wit dat. Rite, Eshi-chan?" asked Makoto. "You wanted mo members after all. Plus, with mo members, we be gettin' crazyass club funding."

"'Club funding!" exclaimed Tomoko.

"If we got mo members, da club wood be seen as mid-tier an' receive lotsa fundings."

"*GASP* Sparking, Sugata grabbed Hyosuke's hands in excitement. "Welcome to the New World Discovery Club, Kazane-kun!"

"WA-WAIT!" screamed the briefly chibitized pervert. "YOU CAN'T...oh, never mind. It shouldn't matter THAT much, welcome to the club. Alright, I gotta go home for nothing but peace and quiet. See ya tomorrow." Immediately modernizing, Tomoko made her way of the—

"Holdup, Sakurai-chan..." The yakuza gangsta suddenly grabbed her by the arm all of a sudden, causing the perverted girl to chibitize in fear. "I forgot ta tell ya somethin': Since we be goin' mid-tier, we gotta start pullin' mo work on da table to earn mo fundings. And if we don't earn enuff, we prolly be shut down fo havin' slacka in da club, and da yakuza always hav slacka executed. Thus...yo little hoe-ass gonna be showin' up ta da club every day, homie if ya wanna live, ya got dat?"


After school, the club gathered for their club meeting.

"Welcome to the club, Kazane-san." said Sora.

"Oooohhhhhhh...I'm hungry..." A chibitized Astraeus laid on the table in hunger.

"I will get more refreshments," the monotone Icarus retreated to the kitchen for food and drinks.

"Now," said Sugata, "let me explain the purpose of the New World Discovery Club: our objective is to..."

"Ugh, why we gotta have club meetings at MY house?" Tomoko sat in the corner in annoyance. "We already HAVE a clubroom..."

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The back of her head was suddenly start at by Makoto, who had his toy gun tilted sideways and shot corks at her. "Ugh...what am I gonna do? If I don't attend these stupid meetings, I'll get killed; but if I DO, I'll get tormented like right now; either way, my last shred of peace and quiet will be going down the drain..."

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Now the yakuza gangsta was firing was submachine gun at her. "Come on...THINK!" the pervert thought.

"...and THAT just about cover it," Sugata said as she finished her explanation.

Just then, Icarus returned with a plate of rice crackers that he set on the table. Astraeus modernized in excitement as he took a handful to eat.

"So, Kazane-san, do you have a girlfriend?" asked Sora.

"'G-G-G-Girlfriend'?! I...I..." the newest club member nervously grabbed his glass of orange juice and held it close to him.

"Aw, you seem so pure...unlike that pervy whore over there..."

"WHAT?! Who you callin' 'pervy whore'?" Tomoko yelled. "There's only ONE 'pervy whore' and that's HER!" She angrily pointed to the girl with glasses.

Sugata stood in response to Tomoko's accusation. "Pay no attention to her lies. It's the heart and spirit that wants to discover the new world. That's why pure hearts are needed in my club. And no one in this club has a purer heart than me: President Sugata Eshiko!"

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*

The boys of the club began clapping, while Tomoko sat continued to sit in the corner in teary-eyed annoyance. "Oh, but I'm pure too...*SIGH*..." Just then, Tomoko suddenly modernized for a brief moment of realization. "Pure...that's it..." As the club continued their meeting, Tomoko re-chibitized as she changed her clothing (along with wearing a COVID-like mask for some reason) and slipped away to her room. "Psst...Kazane-san..." As Hyosuke turned his head, the female pervert inched out her finger in a "come here" fashion.


Hyosuke looked around at the various men-porn posters and magazines. "So, why did you call me here?" he asked Tomoko.

"Do you really want to join the club?" Tomoko asked while digging through her bottom clothing drawer.

"O-Of course..."

"Then you must perform the seven pure sins!"

"The...'seven pure sins'..." Hyosuke looked confused.

It's an initiation procedure that all new members have to perform before entering the club. And the first sin you must perform is THIS..." She pulled a pair of white panties.

"WHA...What is THAT?!" The pure boy grabbed his mouth with both hands as his face turned red.

"One of the seven pure sins: envy!"

"Panties...are pure...?"

"OF COURSE, THEY ARE! Look how purely white it is! And those who are pure are envious in wanting a girl so badly that they're willing...TO SNIFF PANTIES WITH THEIR NOSES!" The pervy girl handed her now clubmate the panties. "Go on...take 'em...it's the first step to joining the club..."

And so, Hyosuke nervously took the panties and held them in front of him.

"Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee..." Tomoko laughed in her mind. "He'll NEVER do it! If he's so pure, he'll just drop the panties and reject the club. And then I won't be forced to work more for the club, and then I can return to my peace and—"

But just then, the female pervert widened her eyes at what she saw: Hyosuke nervously moving the panties to her nose and...

*SNIFF*

"SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Tomoko modernized in shock for a brief moment. "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!"

"So, can I join the club now?" asked Hyosuke.

"Not yet! That was only ONE sin! You got SIX more to go! COME ON!" And so, Tomoko took Hyosuke by the hand and take him somewhere.

For Hyosuke, time seemed to slow down as he saw Tomoko holding his hand, and that revelation caused him to blushingly smile.


"...Hmm...Tomoko and Kazane-san seem to have been gone for a while." Back in the upstairs family room, Sugata got up and made her way for Tomoko's room...only to find Icarus standing in front of the door and blocking her path. Sugata took one step to the left, but Icarus did the same thing. She moved to left, but so did he. To the left. To the right. To the left. To the right. To the left. To the right. The left. The right. The left. The right. The left. The right. The left. The right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right—

*TRIP*

Sugata suddenly tripped Icarus, chibitizing him as he fell to the ground. "What do you think you're doing, Icarus?"

"Master has ordered me to keep everyone in this room until she and Hyosuke return," explained the pink haired Angelod.

"WHAT?!" snapped Sora.

"Yo, geta loada DIS!" Makoto looked out window, prompting the others to join him and see what he saw: a modernized Tomoko taking Hyosuke by the hand as they left ran out into town.

"Where are they going?" asked Nymph.


On a rooftop, a chibitized Tomoko looked through an x-ray telescope at a bathhouse of naked girls. "Behold the scent of a white bar of soap: the pure sin of lust!"

In that moment, Hyosuke looked into the telescope.

"SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" The female pervert reacted in irritation.


"A girl's white swimsuit: the pure sin of pride!" Tomoko pushed Hyosuke into a changing with the white swimsuit. A few second, the timid black-haired boy came out of the room with the swimsuit on, causing Tomoko to scream, "SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"


For the pure sin of sloth, Tomoko tapped the side of her magician hat with her wand, producing a pair of white panties...and Hyosuke did the same thing, passing the "test".


Later, Tomoko waited outside a changing house. Just then, Hyosuke burst out with a big bag in his hands. "*PANT* *PANT* Here you go..."

Passing Hyosuke, Tomoko took the bag and looked at what was inside: a bunch of white panties. "Excellent!" she said in a secretly irritated tone as she turned back to the black-haired boy. "You have just performed the pure sin of wrath."

"YOU made him steal our panties!"

The female pervert nervously turned around and saw a bunch of angry girls glaring down at her...


Later, a bruised Tomoko waited down an alley. Just then, Hyosuke entered the alley with an even BIGGER bag in his hands. "*PANT* *PANT* Here you go..."

Passing Hyosuke, Tomoko took the bag and looked at what was inside: a bunch of white panties. "Excellent!" she said in a secretly even more irritated tone as she turned back to the black-haired boy. "You have just performed the pure sin of greed."

"YOU made him steal all the panties!"

Tomoko nervously turned around and saw shop owner glaring down at her...


Now, Hyosuke and as even more bruised Tomoko sat in a Japanese restaurant by the food belt. "Sir," she said to the chef with a snap of her finger, "I would like the usual! One for the lad as well!"

"Right!"

Looking down, Hyosuke blushed at what food was coming down the belt...

"Behold: a white plate...that hold white rice...COVERED BY WHITE PANTIES! This meal will satisfy your pure hunger. *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*" Tomoko made her watch as she demonstrated by eating the white panties of the white. "You must eat this to complete the seventh and final pure sin: gluttony! Do it, and you will be inducted into our club!" And so, she placed the dish in front of the timidly pure boy. "Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee...she'll never do it...this is most DIFFICULT sin to pull off!" Tomoko smiled in triumph as she believed she would finally scare him away...but her determined smile turned into a shocked expression as she realized she was about to be wrong: Hyosuke nervously picked up the white panties on white rice with her chopsticks...held it up to her face...opened her mouth...and—

*SNATCH*

"NO!"

*CHOMP*

Tomoko snatched the white rice out of his grasp and ate it as tears sprayed out her eyes. "What am I doing? I almost tricked this purely innocent boy into fully corrupting himself by actually making him eat panties. HOW COULD I STOOP TO SUCH A LOW?!"

"Uhh—"

"YOU FAIL!" Tomoko screamed, cutting Hyosuke off. She jumped onto the seat and glared into his eyes. "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?! ARE YOU TRULY SO DEADSET ON JOINING THE CLUB THAT YOU'D BE WILLING TO CORRUPT YOURSELF?!"

"But you said—"

"YOU FOOL!" she said at Hyosuke's face. "There ARE no such thing as 'pure sins'! Sniffing panties? Spying on naked girls? Wearing a female swimsuit? Using magic to produce panties? Stealing owned panties from girls? Stealing unbought panties from stores? Eating panties? NONE of them are pure! If you were TRULY pure, you would've had the courage to refuse to do what you knew was wrong! THAT was the test: to see if had that courage! But from what I've witnessed, you couldn't bring yourself to walk away! YOU ARE NOT PURE! YOU WILL NEVER JOIN THE CLUB! NEVER"

"Sounds mo da me like you was tryin' ta scare dis purely innocent boy away from joinin' da club."

"EXACTLY MY PONT!" Tomoko screamed. "I WOULD NEVER—"

But then she stopped in talking and became terrified as she realized those words never came out of Hyosuke's mouth. In fact, his mouth never even moved, and those words actually came from BEHIND her. Slowly turning her chair around, he became even more terrified at the sight of the New World Discovery glaring at her; the humans were resonating in demonic purplish aura, while the Angeloids were chibitized like her. "...You...pervy...bitch..." growled Sora slowly.

Tomoko nervously jumped off her seat attempted to tiptoe away from the situation. "Whatever it is, I'm not really in the mood to—"

"Just wait a second, Tomoko, we just wanted to let you know that there IS such thing as 'pure sins'," said Sugata. "In fact, there's more than one way to perform a 'pure sin'. For example: the pure sin of gluttony can also mean...A WHITE SOAP RICE BALL!" She said punched the female pervert in the mouth, sending her flying.

"ANDA WITE LIGHTBULB: DA PURE SIN OF PRIDE!" Makoto suddenly plugged a lightbulb up her ass; the lightbulb lit up upon being plugged in.

"And a white outfit," said Sora, "could also mean—"

"Ooh, lemme guess: the pure sin of lust?" Tomoko guessed as she turned her head back to him...wearing a karate outfit. "...Purity sucks..."

"The pure sin of...WRATH!"

*BAM*

"PURITY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!"


"And so," said Sugata later that evening, "I would like to give a toast...to the newest member of the New World Discovery Club: Kazane Hyosuke!"

Sitting at a table of the restaurant, the club members (minus one particular one) raised their glasses together.

"More mackerel please!" demanded Astraeus.

"So anyways," said Sora, "I'd like to ask you something, Hyosuke-kun—do you mind if I call you that?"

"Huh? Oh, of course not," said the newest club member.

"So, Hyosuke-kun, why did you wanna join the New World Discovery Club anyways?"

"Huh?"

*JINGLE*

Hyosuke's earring bells gave a small Ring as he lightly jolted his head up. "Uh...well...I don't know...I guess maybe there's a LOT of reason, I just can't decide," he answered. "But for the record, my MAIN reason is very personal...and something you wouldn't understand."

"...ity sucks...purity sucks...purity sucks...purity sucks...purity sucks...purity sucks...purity sucks..."

"Master!" exclaimed Icarus

"*GASP*" Hyosuke stiffened a gasp as he held his hands over his mouth at the horrifying sight of what he saw: Tomoko strapped to a sushi table, face down, naked, having a flickering lightbulb plugged into her ass, and whispering "Purity sucks" over and over again. "Sakurai-chan!" He stood up to desperately—

"SIT DOWN!" Sora quickly forced him back into his seat. "Ignore the whore, she's far too impure to be tended to right now."

"So, what kind of shows do you like to watch, Hyosuke?" asked Nymph.

"Have ya eva thoughta bein' Eshi-chan's assistant?" asked Makoto.

"Here! Have some mackerel!" urged Astraeus.

"But Hyosuke ignored everyone as she continued to watch in horror as Tomoko was too big to go through the hole. "...H-Hold on, Sakurai-chan! I get you down!" He burst out of his seat and ran over to the female pervert, helping him off the table. "A-Are you alright, Sakurai chan!"

The rest of the club members watched in shock as Hiyori, a purely innocent boy, helped tend to a perverted girl like Tomoko.


A few days later, Valentine's Day came and everyone around the school exchanged Valentines to everyone...except Tomoko. "Ugh, I HATE Valentine's Day," Tomoko groaned as she got her belongings. But just then, she noticed something inside her backpack: a Valentine's Day box on her shoes. "I-Is that...for me...?" Curiously modernizing, the female pervert opened to see what was inside: white chocolate.


"Say what?! You gave him a Valentine's Day gift!"

"That's right," Hyosuke said to his friend in Class 2-D. "I heard that boys give white chocolate to girls on white days...and that it's one of the pure sins of gluttony..."

End