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(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.

Before we begin the next chapter, let's go through a brief history of the New World Discovery Club's latest member: Kazane Hyosuke.

Kazane-kun is a local teenage farmer working in local fields. Two years ago (before the start of the series), her parents passed away one after another, leaving their son to take care of the fields they left behind, as well as make lunch boxes for his younger sisters.

Whenever he worked in the fields, he would normally hide himself from being seen by his fellow high school classmates.

During his school days, he fell in love with a peculiar female student that I personally know.

That's all you need to know; however, I happen to know...much more about him...than you could even imagine...

(End of Opening Monologue)


Hyosuke was walking on his way to school when he noticed something on the sides: a chibitized Tomoko sitting in a pool of dung...with dung on her head. "Sakurai-chan! What happened to—

"Don't ask..." the female pervert whispered. "The wind...was carrying a bra from somewhere to me. I became tempted by it, I chased after it, and...THAT is how I ended up like this..."


(New World Discovery Club)

Hyosuke watched in confusion as Tomoko was stared at in shock by all the chibitized club members.

"Damn, Sakurai-chan, you went de entire day wit shit on yo head?" laughed Makoto. "No wonda all da kids ignored ya!"

"Stop it! Please!" begged the innocent black-haired boy. "Sakurai-chan was—"

"It fine," said Tomoko dreadfully. "I'm going home..."

"Me too, Master," said Icarus.

"Well, me three then," said Sora. "I think I might have some blood runnin' down my—"

"SHUT UP!" the female pervert screamed. "SHUT THE HELL UP! WHY DO YOU LOOK AT ME AS IF I'M DIRTY! I'M LIVING ALONE FROM NOW ON!"

*SLAM*

Tomoko slammed the door, stunning Hyosuke.

"Right then, let's began our meeting, shall we?" the rest of the members modernaized as they completely disregarded the situation.

"Oh no...Sakurai-chan really seems hurt. You don't think..." thought Hyosuke. "Nymph! Use your radar to find Sakurai-chan! NOW! I fear she's going to take her own life after what happened!"

"...Well, I doubt something like THAT would actually happen, but..." Nymph used his Powerful Radar to scan for Tomoko's precise location. "Found her: she's in the mountain behind the school and...wait! WHAT?! There seems to be TWO Tomokos! No, scratch that—THREE! NO—FIVE! TEN! TWENTY! FIFTY! AND THEY KEEP COMING! SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT!"

"Quick, everyone!" shouted Sugata. "We gotta head to the mountains behind the school! NOW!"


The New World Discovery Club arrived in the mountains...with Hyosuke taking the lead. "Sakurai-chan! SAKURAI-CHAN! SAKURAI-CHA—"

The rest of the members chibitized with black lines over their white bodies upon discovering what Hyosuke saw: a bunch of naked Tomoko's dancing around the field.

"T-T-Tomo-chan!" Sora exclaimed. "W-W-W-What's going on here?"

"...*SIGH* Nobody cares about me...NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME...EXCEPT MYSELF!" shouted the primary Tomoko (the one with dung still on her head). "That's why I used one Icarus' cards...to make a bunch of clones of myself, so they could comfort me when no one ELSE could! WAAAAAAAAAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!"

"Ugh, come on, Tomo-chan!" groaned Sora. "Get rid of the clones and let's go home."

"NO! NEVER!" The female pervert quickly embraced many of her clones. "I'M LIVING HERE FROM NOW ON! WITH ALL MY TOMOKOS! JUST SO I CAN GET MY PEACE AND QUIET!" Tomoko suddenly modernized as she felt a jacket placed upon her back. Looking up, she saw the person who showed kindness to her: Hyosuke.

"There," he said, "just so you don't catch a—"

"NO! STOP! GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU PERVERTS!"

Confused by Tomoko's screaming, the black-haired boy looked down and saw a bunch of Tomoko's removing his pants. "K-KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Tomoko furiously pulled the clones away. "BOYS! RUN! NOW!" She screamed to the other boys. But it was too late, the male club members began getting attacked and stripped by the clones.

"What's going on here?" Sugata yelled.

"The Tomokos are perfect clones of myself," explained the host. "But they're unable to reason, so I made them in the middle of forest...where no other boy could be seen."

*BANG* *BANG*

"Eshi-chan! I can't kill dese bitches with ma gun!" yelled the yakuza gangsta.

"Dammit! Shouldn't they have a weakness?" asked Sugata.

"There IS! HERE!"

*BAM*

Tomoko kicked a clone in the crotch.

*POOF*


The next day, all the Tomoko clones had vanished with the help of the New World Discovery Club, leaving Tomoko in the hospital for the rest of the day. Fortunately, she immediately recovered the following day.

Hyosuke was currently working in the fields. "Aw man...I'm covered in mud again. I can't let her see me like—"

"Kazane-san!"

Looking back, the black-haired boy looked and saw a modernized Tomoko, Icarus, and Nymph looking at him. "Oh no! They noticed me! They'll hate me! I know it! I—"

"Wow! These green peas look delicious!" said the female pervert. "Do you think we could have some for dinner. You can join us too—"

"Sakurai-chan..." Hyosuke whispered all of a sudden as he took off his head scarf thingy, "...I...I...I love you..."

End