*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

Waking up in her futon, Tsuki turned off her alarm clock. Tsuki arose out of her futon and looked around her dorm room…the room of her new school: Yōkai Academy. She stretched out a big yawn and got up out of her futon, opening the door to her room so that—

"AHHH!" She fell on her butt as right in front of her was a human-looking girl with the head of a boar standing right outside her door.

"Oh, sorry about that!" the boar said quickly. "Did I scare you?"

"Y-Your head!" exclaimed Tsuki.

"Huh? Oh yeah! I had trouble trying to sleep and I guess I turned into my monster form."

Tsuki looked around the hallway and then freaked out as she saw a lot of monster girls standing around.

"All the monsters here have problems staying in human forms while sleeping and it might take a while to turn back," continued the boar. "But you seem to be the only one that's still a human after sleeping."

If only the boar knew the irony that Tsuki Aono was the only human attending Yōkai Academy, a school made by monsters for monsters.


Tsuki left her room and began heading to school. "Until the bus arrives another month from now," thought Tsuki, "I'll have to try not to draw any attention about the truth to myself."

Behind her were three female monster students also heading to school. Just then, they looked back and saw a pink-haired boy right behind them twirling his hair strand.

"Look! There he is!

"The handsome Akashiya Mako-kun!"

"Quick! Get anything he might like out and present it to him!"

The three girls pulled out things that boys would like and held them in front the vampire boy. "PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME, MAKO-KUN!" they all cried.

Mako stopped at what he saw, became excited, and began running…past the girls…and right over to Tsuki to embrace her, crying, "Good morning, Tsuki!"

"G-Good morning, Mako-san!" cried the surprised and overjoyed human girl.

"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!"

"WHY'S HE GOING OUT WITH AONO TSUKI?!"

"Well, I've heard rumors that he fell for her after she saved him from getting beaten up by that bitch Komiya Suzie."


Kōmura Nazo says:

Hey, the expository dialogue is MY job. WHEE!


"Where did they get the rumor that it was ME who defeated Suzie-san!" thought Tsuki.

"Come on! Let's get to class!" Mako took Tsuki's hand and pulled her off to school.

"Now he's holding her hand!" one of the jealous girls cried while waterfalls of tears fell down her eyes. "I ENVY THEM!"

"ME TOO!"

"ME THREE!"

Little did the three girls know that someone was eavesdropping from behind a tree…


"So, Tsuki?" Mako asked as he and Tsuki walked along the path to Yōkai Academy.

"Yes, Mako-san?"

"How does it feel to be the only human at this school? You must be lonely since this school was for monsters. If you have any problems, you can just ask me."

Tsuki looked lovingly at Mako's eyes as the pink-haired vampire boy did the same back to the black-haired human girl.

"Mako-san," thought Tsuki lovingly.

"Tsuki," thought Mako lovingly.

"Mako-san," thought Tsuki lovingly.

"Tsuki," thought Mako lovingly.

"Mako-san," thought Tsuki lovingly.

*GRUMBLE*

"Oh, I'm sorry," said Mako embarrassingly. "I forgot to have breakfast, so…"

*BITE*

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DON'T TREAT ME LIKE BREAKFAST, YOU CREEP!" Tsuki screamed and ran off holding her bitten neck right where it was bitten.

"S-Sorry!" Mako said. "It's just so addicting!" But Tsuki had already gotten away from Mako's sound range.


"Christ!" Tsuki cried after slowing down and catching her breath. "Does he really have to suck my blood every time we're together! I mean, it doesn't hurt THAT much, but still…" Her voice began getting quieter. "…it's like he's doing it just because he loves it. Man, if that was what the other Mako-san wanted…" Her voice grew louder again. "…THEN, I'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BEFORE MY SECRET IS REVEALED!"

*BOOM*

Thunder crackled behind her to symbolize her stress and fear.

*THUD*

"OW!"

Tsuki was brought out of her self-talking after hearing somebody cry in pain. "Mako-san?" She turned around and saw a boy lying on the ground, and it wasn't Mako. This boy had aqua-colored hair and was wearing a black leather jacket underneath his yellow t-shirt…and as he tried to stand up, Tsuki saw his chest was big and full of abs since it managed to show through the t-shirt.

Tsuki quickly rushed over to him to help him up, saying, "Are you okay?"

"Huh? Oh yeah. I just tripped over something and hit my head," the aqua-colored replied as he held his forehead, which had a big scratch on it, in pain.

"Can I take you to the infirmary?"

"The infirmary? Nah, I'm fine. But thanks for the offer, Tsuki."

"Sure th—hey, how do you know my name?"

"Your name?" asked the aqua-haired boy in confusion and hurt. "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention: I'm in your homeroom."

"Oh, well that's—"

*SQUEEZE*

Suddenly, Tsuki turned around and saw a hand squeezing her butt through her white panties; since her hands were holding the boy, she quickly deduced that the same boy was groping her butt. Embarrassed and enraged, she pushed the boy back and yelled, "What the hell are you doing, you pervert?!"

"What? You don't like it?"

"Look, I'm already dealing with one weirdo, and I don't need—"

*WINK*

But then, the boy glared his glowing unwinked violet-colored eye straight into Tsuki's open eyes and hissed, "I demand that you, Aono Tsuki, ditch that shitty weirdo, Akashiya Mako, and start hanging out with me, Kurono Kumaru!"

Starting to feel uncomfortable, Tsuki's eyes turned angry, and she held up her hand to slap Kumaru's face, but just then, she felt dazed and paused for a second. Then, she held her hand down and said, "Oh my, Kumaru-kun, your chest is so…HARD!" in a monotone hypnotic voice right before grabbing him from behind and running her hand through his yellow t-shirt to feel his curvy pecs. "HEY! No need to be so demanding! There's plenty more where that came from," chuckled Kumaru in an almost evil tone. But Tsuki began laughing lecherously and wouldn't stop, even though her mind was thinking, "What the hell is going on?! It's like I can't control myself! Did he do something to me?!"

"Tsuki?!"

Tsuki and Kumaru then saw Mako staring at what Tsuki was doing to Kumaru.

"Huh? Oh look, Tsuki-chan! It's your boyfriend." said Kumaru in disgust.

"What are you doing?" Mako asked Tsuki. "Who is that guy you're with?"

"This is my new boyfriend, Kurono Kumaru-kun," said Tsuki's lips.

"W-What?!" asked Mako in shock.

"That's right, Mako-san. I'm done hanging out with a shitty weirdo…especially one who only cares about drinking my blood without my permission. And it's too late to apologize."

Mako's eyes widened as he was shocked at what Tsuki had told him.

"What?!" Kumaru glared at Mako. "You mean you only hang with Tsuki-chan to drink her blood?"

"Her blood?" stammered Mako. "N-No! I—"

"Come on, Tsuki!" Kumaru rushed back to Tsuki and grabbed her hand so they could walk together.

"Good riddance, fangbreath!" said the human girl's lips.

"Did she just say those things to me?!" thought the shocked vampire boy.

"Did I just say those things to him?!" thought the shocked human girl.


"Among famous novelists who are cat lovers, Uchida Hyakken stands out the most," said Mr. Nekonome in class. "He was a pupil of Sōseki Natsume…"


Kōmura Nazo says:

Nekonome-sensei has a specialized interest in cats featured in literature. WHEE!


Mako, who sat right behind Tsuki, had his eyes turned to Kumaru who was sitting right next to him.

"How could I have said those horrible things to Mako-san?" thought Tsuki. "It's like my body gained a mind of its own…I'll make sure to apologize to him after class."

"He's looking at me in jealousy!" Kumaru thought as he grinned at Mako. "After class, I'll make sure that Tsuki humiliates him more than anything else! Then, I'll have Tsuki all to myself, like how she was supposed to have been mine in the first chapter!"


Kōmura Nazo says:

First chapter of WHAT? WHEE!


After class, Mako was in the hallway angrily drinking tomato juice from a can, no doubt thinking about what Tsuki said to him.

"So, you're a vampire, aren't'cha?"

Mako turned around and saw Kumaru standing right behind him.

"I just assumed that after Tsuki said something about you drinking his blood," continued Kumaru. "Isn't that right, Akashiya Mako? Oh, I'm sorry. I totally forgot to introduce myself. My name is Kurono Kumaru, and I'm an incubus."


Bite-Size Monster Dictionary:

Incubus
A monster of the night known since the Middle Ages. The male version of a succubus, it appears in the dreams of sleeping women to seduce them.


"'Incubus'?" repeated Mako. "Wait! It's against school rules to reveal your monster form."

"THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!" Kumaru snapped back. "I'm here to tell you something: STAY OUT OF THE WAY OF MY GRAND PLAN!"

"WHAT Grand Plan?"

"The Yōkai Academy Harem Transformation Plan!" explained the incubus. "To turn every single girl in this school into my own slave!" Showing his teen-sized abs, all the girls within the hallway stared at the incubus teen with pink hearts in their eyes and love in their hearts, which caused a big tear to fall down the back of the vampire boy's head. "BUT THEN YOU!" Kumaru screamed as he got straight up into Mako's face. "YOU had to come along to ruin it with your…your…your…WHATEVER it is that makes the girls love you more than me!"

Mako bent back nervously as a confused anime-like look spread across his face. He nervously said, "I-I-I never meant to steal anyone.

"BULLSHIT!" Kumaru screamed. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR…YOUR…YOUR…WHATEVER IT IS THAT MAKES THE GIRLS LOVE YOU MORE THAN ME!"


Kōmura Nazo says:

Alright! I think a fight's about to break out! WHEE!


"Mako-san!" Tsuki suddenly rushed up to Mako from behind.

"Tsuki?"

"Mako-san, I wanted to—"

"Ah, Tsuki-chan!" Kumaru suddenly ran up to embrace Tsuki. "I've been waiting for—"

"I'm sorry, Kumaru-kun," Tsuki said as she pushed Mako away, "but I need to talk to—"

*WINK*

Kumaru's glowing unwinked eye glared straight into Tsuki's eyes, and the human girl fell under the incubus' spell once again.

"On second thought," whispered Tsuki's lips, "I've got nothing to say to you."

"Tsuki! Get away from him! NOW!" Mako cried. "He's dangerous!"

"No, he isn't," said Tsuki's lips.

"And by the way, Mako-san, Tsuki actually smells really good…almost like a…human," said Kumaru sadistically. Mako got shocked at what Kumaru said. "I think the only reason you wanna be with her is because you're in love with her blood, right?" asked the incubus.

"You got it all wrong!" Mako protested. "I just—"

"You only want my blood?" said Tsuki's lips coldly. "You're horrible!"

Mako became shockingly hurt once again.

"Oh no! It's happening again!" thought Tsuki's mind. "My body's having a mind of its own!"

"Why don't you go find some other freak to drink off of?" said Kumaru's lips.

Mako couldn't take it anymore and fled in tears, while the incubus boy tauntingly waved goodbye with an evil smile as he triumphantly yelled, "LATER, SUCKER!"


Kumaru and his hypnotized slave were now in the infirmary with Tsuki sitting on the bed, contemplating his forced cruelty onto Mako, while air-guitaring in victory. But then Kumaru stopped when he saw Tsuki looking down.

He grinned and then…

*SQUEEZE*

He started groping Tsuki's b-cup boobs through her shirt from the back.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! HEY! STOP IT" cried Tsuki. "I don't like it when someone grabs my shirt, Kumaru-kun!"

Surprisingly, Kumaru stopped, much to Tsuki's relief and confusion. "Oh," the incubus boy whispered, "sorry, Tsuki-chan." But suddenly, he tackled Tsuki from behind and reached for her—


Kōmura Nazo says:

Sorry, but we're starting to get into some scenes that aren't suitable for a t-rated fanfic. WHEE!


Mako sat outside on the steps of Yōkai Academy, remembering Tsuki's cruel "words".

"I DON'T wanna just suck Tsuki's blood!" Mako thought as he buried his hands in-between his legs and began weeping. "Do I?"

"Oh, suck it up, you little pussy!"

Mako got startled as he heard a voice coming from…

"My Rosario Cross!"

"Don't you realize that Tsuki can't control herself?" said his Rosario Cross. "She's under a 'charm' by that incubus!"

"Is my Rosario Cross talking to me?"

"Do you even know what will happen if Tsuki gets KISSED by an incubus?" asked the voice from his Rosario Cross. "She'll become his slave! FOREVER!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Mako jumped onto his feet as he heard a blood-curdling scream coming from the infirmary.


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tsuki screamed as she tried to hide her exposed bra; she was lying on the infirmary bed with her shirt ripped off and Kumaru sitting on top of him.

"What's wrong, babe?" teased the incubus boy. "You said you didn't like people touching your shirt, right?"

"BUT THIS IS EVEN WORSE!" cried the nervous human girl.

"RELAX!"

*WINK*

Kumaru looked into Tsuki's eyes, and the human once again fell under the incubus' control. "Now, move your hands," whispered Kumaru in a demanding voice.

"Yes, my dear Kumaru!" Tsuki's arms moved on their own so that the incubus could get a glimpse at Tsuki's white bra.

"STOP IT, YOU CREEP!" thought Tsuki's mind. "WHY CAN'T I STOP MYSELF? WHAT IS HE DOING TO ME?!"

Surprisingly, though, Kumaru didn't touch Tsuki's boobs…yet. "Pucker up, Tsuki-chan," the aqua-haired boy whispered.

As Tsuki's lips prepared for a kiss, Kumaru did the same to his lips as he slowly moved his head down onto the human boy, ready to claim his first—

*BAM*

Mako suddenly burst through the infirmary door and knocked Kumaru off of Tsuki, sparing the human girl from Kumaru's enslavement attempt.

"Kumaru-kun!" Tsuki's body tried to help Kumaru up but was stopped by Mako.

"TSUKI!" Mako cried.

"Ugh, you again?!" growled Tsuki's lips in disgust.

"TSUKI! Snap out of it! You're under Kumaru's mind control!"

"Go away!"

"I know you're in there! YOU'VE GOTTA FIGHT IT" Mako began tearing up in desperation to save her human friend.

"You only me want me for my blood!"

"NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE! YOU'RE MY FRIEND! I LOVE YOU!" As Mako continued crying, Tsuki's mind was thinking, "She's right! I gotta break free!"

Suddenly, Kumaru knocked Mako off of Tsuki and jumped back onto her. "You can't stop me, punk! Tsuki belongs to—"

*SLAP*

Kumaru was suddenly slapped across the face, he turned to see who it was and became shocked when he saw it was from Tsuki, his prey, screaming, "GO TO HELL, PERVERT!"

"…You like him more than me?" whispered the shocked and hurt incubus. "After everything I did for you? Tried to make you a woman?" His voice getting louder and louder, Kumaru's nails began growing longer as black wings and a black tail emerged from his back and rear, respectively. "No, YOU go to hell!" Enraged, Kumaru prepared to kill Tsuki when Mako intervened and pushed him through the window. "Tsuki, are you alright?" he asked as he turned to Tsuki.

"Yeah, thanks," said his terrified human friend as she covered up her exposed bra.

"Quick! Take my jacket!" Mako unbuttoned his jacket and placed it on Tsuki's back to help cover her modesty. "Kumaru's an incubus! He can enslave women by looking into their eyes."

"So, THAT is what made me say those mean things to—"

*WHIP*

Kumaru's tail suddenly latched itself onto Tsuki's throat; Kumaru began to fly away with Tsuki as his prisoner. Mako quickly grabbed onto Tsuki and got lifted into the air as well. The weight of Tsuki and Mako was so much Kumaru's tail lost its grip and released them, sending them falling into the forest.

*THUD*

"OW!"

*THUD*

"OOF!"

They both landed on their bottoms.

"Are you alright, Tsuki?" Mako asked as he got up.

"AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH! Fine, I'll kill you both!" Kumaru laughed. He flew down at Tsuki and Mako, but Mako pushed Tsuki out of the way, while Kumaru ended up slicing some trees, which were cut…

"Like a knife through butter," gasped Tsuki.

Kumaru hovered above them once again, preparing for another strike. When she looked up at Kumaru preparing for the fatal blow, Tsuki stressed out while trying to figure out a way to survive. Then, she saw Mako's Rosario Cross and that's when she remembered yesterday. "I wonder…" She grabbed Mako's Rosario Cross.

"Tsuki! What are you doing?!" cried Mako.

"JUST TRUST ME!" Tsuki desperately yanked at the Rosario Cross, hoping to take it off and unleashed Mako's REAL self, but to no avail. In even more desperation, Tsuki pushed her free hand on Mako's chest (causing Mako to blush as he felt his pecs getting touched), yet the Rosario Cross still wouldn't come off. "COME ON, PSYCHO MAKO-SAN!" Tsuki muttered in an annoying tone through her teeth. "WE COULD USE YOUR HELP RIGHT ABOUT NOW!"

"Looks like I was right!" cried Kumaru from above. He swooped onto Tsuki and Mako to kill them. "You're just protecting her for her blood!"

"YOU'RE LYING!" Mako cried back as she tried to shield Tsuki with his body. "I'M NOT DOING IT FOR HIS BLOOD! I'M DOING IT BECAUSE HE IS MY FRIEND; MY FIRST FRIEND I EVER HAD!"

Tsuki's eyes widened at Mako's words and attempt to protect her.

"BULLSHIT!" screamed the angry incubus. "TSUKI-CHAN IS NO FRIEND! ONLY YOUR GODDAMN SLAVE! THAT'S WHAT WOMEN ARE FOR! NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN BURDEN!"

Tears filled up in Tsuki's eyes and she screamed, "NO! I AM NOT A BURDEN TO ANYONE!"

*CHING*

Tsuki violently pushed Mako out of the way so she would take the hit instead of him…and Mako's Rosario Cross got ripped off once again, much to Mako's shock.

*THUMP*

"GAH!" Mako held his heart in pain. "Oh no! It's happening again!"

The bright pink light shined out of Mako's body, blinding the incubus boy and catching him off guard. "ARGH! What's going on?!" Kumaru gasped.

"GAAHHHH! GAAAAAHHHHHHHH! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mako screamed in agony.

The sky turned blood red once again and bats flew in to encircle Mako once again. They screeched as loud as possible until they disbanded, revealing Mako's true form once again.

When Tsuki saw what happened, she looked down Mako's Rosario Cross and pondered, "So, it only comes off when he's in danger?"

"No way!" Kumaru gasped to himself as he hovered in the air. "His hair! His eyes! HE'S A SHINSO VAMPIRE?! BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE URBAN LEGENDS!"

"Heh, you thought wrong, pathetic incubus!" chuckled the silver-haired vampire boy.

"Don't bullshit me!" cried Kumaru. "I'll never lose to the likes of you! It's my mission to ensure the safety of my race!

"'Mission'?" asked the confused human girl. "WHAT mission?"

"The same of EVERY incubus! We seek out our destined partner by enslaving women! If I don't find my 'Destined One', my entire race will go extinct! And you, Akashiya Mako! I will not let you get in my way!"

"So, THAT is how you tried to take Tsuki away from me?" asked Mako angrily. "How pathetic!"

Enraged, Kumaru snapped and charged at Mako with serious speed.

"MAKO-SAN! LOOK OUT!" cried Tsuki.

Mako leapt high into the air, jumping over Kumaru, who had little time to react as Mako quickly grabbed Kumaru's tail and violently tugged it, weakening the incubus, who cried out in pain.

"KNOW YOUR PLACE, BITCH!" Mako screamed.

*BAM*

Mako gave Kumaru a violent kick in the face, sending the incubus crashing through a bunch of trees until he finally hit the biggest one. Upon impact, his back got injured, he barfed out some blood, and collapsed face down onto the ground. As he tried to get back up, he painfully croaked, "Yes, M-Mako-san!"


Kōmura Nazo says:

This chapter's climactic battle took 270 words! WHEE!


Kumaru looked up and saw Mako standing over him and giving a cold murderous stare by cracking his finger bones.

"N-N-NO! PLEASE! DON'T KILL ME!" begged Kumaru frantically.

"Oh, I'm not gonna KILL you…oh no…" hissed the violent vampire boy with an evil grin. "I'm just going…"

He grabbed Kumaru's wings with one hand. "…TO RIP OFF YOUR WINGS…"

His tail in the other. "…AND YOU TAIL…"

He placed in foot on Kumaru's back. "…JUST SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GO UP AGAINST SOMEONE LIKE ME!" And Mako violently pulled on Kumaru's wings and tail.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP!" cried the terrified incubus as painful tears fell down his eyes. "NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I'M BEGGING YOU! MAKO-SAN!"

But Mako coldly ignored Kumaru's pleas and—

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" cried Tsuki.

*SLAP*

She slapped Mako's face, knocking him off the injured incubus.

Mako became shocked and outraged as he looked and saw that Tsuki was the one who slapped him.

"Can't you see that Kumaru-kun has had enough?!" Tsuki yelled.

"'Had enough'?!" Mako yelled back at Tsuki as he stood up, pointing at the beaten incubus. "Not only did that incubus bastard try to kill you, but earlier, he brainwashed you and tried to RAPE you as well…all so he could keep his pathetic race from going extinct!"

"Even so, just look at him now!" Tsuki and Mako looked down at the beaten incubus, who was shocked to see Tsuki defending him from the violent Shinso Vampire. "I know he doesn't look or act like one, but I'm sure that deep down inside, he's a good kid. And I won't let you hurt him any longer because…because he is my friend! Just like you!"

Twirling a strand of his front hair with his finger, Mako paused at what he heard, but then gave a small chuckle, right before snatching back his Rosario Cross from Tsuki's hands. "Me? Your friend?"

*SLASH*

Mako used the sharp edge of the Rosario Cross to cut Tsuki's cheek, surprising the human; Tsuki attempted to cover up her bleeding cheek, but Mako grabbed her arm and laid his Rosario Cross right under Tsuki's cut. As soon as some blood fell onto the Rosario Cross, he let go of Tsuki's arm and held his Rosario Cross right up to his mouth. "You've got the wrong idea, babe."

Tsuki, while covering her cut with her hand, let out a shocked expression on her face.

"I NEVER wanted to be your friend…I only did it for your blood." Mako used his tongue to lap up the blood on his Rosario Cross.

*CHING*

"Don't mistake me for your PUSSY of a boyfriend…" Mako hooked his Rosario Cross back onto his choker and then passed out as he transformed back into his pink-haired human form, landing in between Tsuki's cleavage. Tsuki quickly caught him and helped lay him against a tree before heading back over to the injured Kumaru. "Are you okay?"

"…Thanks for saving me, Tsuki-chan," said Kumaru; he began getting teary-eyed.

"Hey, that's what friends are for, right?"

"…Yeah. Oh, by the way…your bra's gone."

Confused, Tsuki looked and…

"EEEEKK!"

…quickly turned around and covered her chest with her hands, screaming, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BRA?!"

"Oh," said Kumaru behind her, "you lost it right after I kidnapped you from the infirmary and pulled you and Mako-san into the woods."

After hearing that, Tsuki made an embarrassed, shocked, and terrified expression. "But that means…"

He remembered when he tried to yank off Mako's Rosario Cross. "…THAT time…"

The time she talked Mako out of hurting Kumaru. "…and THAT time…"

And then the moment from a few seconds ago. "…OH GOD! THEY SAW MY…MY…MY…" Her face burned bright red from embarrassment and…

"…KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"


"Your Rosario Cross spoke to you?" asked Tsuki the next morning.

Mako nodded as he and Tsuki were walking on their way to school. "I don't know why. Could it be that the seal is weakening? Tsuki…would you still like me? Even when my seal works no longer?"

"O-O-OF COURSE, MAKO-SAN! NO MATTER HOW SCARY YOU REALLY ARE, OR HOW MUCH BLOOD YOU SUCK, I COULD NEVER LIKE YOU ANY LESS!" Tsuki quickly yelled with blushing cheeks. "By the way, I'm sorry about everything I said yesterday. I couldn't—"

"It's fine, Tsuki."

"Mako-san…"

"Tsuki…"

"Mako-san…"

"Tsuki…"


Kōmura Nazo says:

(with slanted eyebrows)
How did we go from fighting boys to THIS crap? WHEE!


*SMACK*

"Morning, Tsuki-chan!"

"EEK!" Tsuki yelp as she felt her butt get lightly slapped. Holding her but with her hands, she turned and saw that was it done by…

"Kumaru-kun!" she exclaimed. "What did you do THAT for?!"

"Don't you get it?" asked Kumaru. "I told you I was looking for my Destined One. And guess what? IT'S YOU, TSUKI-CHAN!"

"WHAT?!" gasped Tsuki and Mako at the same time.

"That's right. Don't you remember? You saved my life! In movies and TV, the rescued always falls for the rescuer!" He rushed up to Tsuki and grabbed her boobs and began massaging them. "And THIS, along with a pat on the butt, is just so we can commemorate our love!"

"NO WAY!" Mako grabbed Tsuki's arm and pulled her away from the perverted incubus. "TSUKI'S MINE!"

"NO! SHE'S MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

*BITE*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

End


Cast:

(Inner) Mako Akashiya: Jun Fukuyama (Japanese); Richard Epcar (English)

Kumaru Kurono: Takahiro Sakurai (Japanese); Matthew Mercer (English)