Volume 2
Wizards
Midterm Exams Results Posting
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255. Komiya Suzie
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Tsuki stared at her name on the Midterm Exams board in uter devastation with pupiless eyes. "ONE…MONTH! I've been going to this school for about ONE MONTH…AND WE ALREADY HAVE TO TAKE EXAMS?!" Seeing her name at #128, she closed her eyes and sighed.
"Whoa, check it out—I'm in 201st place!" shouted a student. "And I'm 222nd!" shouted another student. Both of them were so excited that they didn't realize their real monster forms were revealed.
"Well, at least I did better than some OTHERS around here," thought Tsuki. Then she saw Mako's name pretty high up on the list. "But compared to HIM…"
Kōmura Nazo says:
He's so smart it's ridiculous. WHEE!
"Oh, Tsuki," said a familiar voice behind. Tsuki turned around and saw Mako smiling right behind him.
"Hey, Mako-san, I never knew how smart you were," said Tsuki. "Talk about 'brains and beauty'."
"Ah it's just a fluke. So, where's YOUR name?"
Tsuki pointed down the list to show him her exact spot.
"128th?" asked the vampire boy in shock.
"Yeah, that's pretty much the reason why couldn't go to…any other school where I really come from," said Tsuki. "Plus, I didn't expect exams to come so early." She began rubbing the back of her head in embarrassment.
"Oh, sorry about that," Mako whispered. "Hey! I have an idea: how about you and I study together?"
"I would love to!" Tsuki said in delight. She then stared into Mako's eyes in lust. "Mako-san."
"Tsuki," Mako whispered back with the same feeling.
"Mako-san."
"Tsuki."
"Mako-san.
"Tsuki."
"ARGH! NOT AGAIN!" cried many girls who stared in jealousy.
Not too far away, another pair of eyes gazed at the two lovers; these eyes belong to a little boy who looked far different…and younger…than the other students: he appeared to be eleven years old, he wore a brown trench coat over his red sweater and slacks, and he also wore black combat boots and a brown beanie atop his head of blonde hair.
"Sendo Yukinari-san!"
The eleven-year-old boy turned around and saw three older women walking up to him. "W-What do YOU want, class representative?"
"Hey, relax, Yukinari-san," said the class representative. "We just wanted to congratulate you on reaching #1 on the midterms. No wonder you were able to skip elementary and middle school so easily."
"Oh, thanks~desu," the eleven-year-old Yukinari laughed as he closed his eyes and rubbed the back of—
"However," the class representative said in an angry tone, "we've also come to warn you that your mere presence is enough to break the rules of Yōkai Academy…"
"My PRESENCE?" asked Yukinari. "What do you mean by THAT?"
"Well, for ONE thing, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF OUTFIT ARE YOU WEARING?" yelled one of the class representative's friends.
"Doesn't look like a school outfit to me," said the other woman as she scanned Yukinari's outfit.
"My outfit?" the eleven-year-old asked as he looked at his outfit. "Actually, t-the teachers said it was okay for—"
"And I say it's NOT okay," interrupted the class representative. "I happen to be class representative, and right now, looking at you makes me sick to my—"
But as she continued talking, Yukinari pulled out a small staff with a star on the top that began shining.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Suddenly, three pots fell from the sky and hit the three women on the head.
"AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH! Serves you bitches right~desu!" laughed the eleven-year-old boy.
"You…little SHIT!" screamed the angry class representative. "I'LL SHOW YOU—"
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" A pink-haired boy suddenly jumped in front of Yukinari, stopping the class representative. "You're the class representative, right? You should know that violence is prohibited."
The class representative and her colleagues notice a ton of students looking at them, along with Tsuki running up to Mako and Yukinari.
"Ugh, you got lucky, you little shit," the class representative snarled as she and her friends walked away, "but don't think this is over. You WILL be taught some manners when the time is right, Sendo Yukinari-san."
Hiding behind Mako, Yukinari stared at the three women in fear.
"Thanks for helping me~desu," said Yukinari to Mako and Tsuki at lunchtime later that day. "My name is Sendo Yukinari. I may look four years younger than you, but that's because I AM~desu."
"So, you skipped a couple classes?" asked Tsuki.
"I saw you're name at #1 on the midterm exam board; you must be very smart," said Mako. "Your outfit looks cool, by the way."
"Aw, don't say that Mako-san. You're definitely more handsome than me~desu," said the blushing eleven-year-old. "In fact," he said more quietly, "you're SO handsome that I…I…I…I LOVE YOU~desu!" He suddenly tackled the vampire boy, burrowing his face into Mako's pecs. "Ever since I first laid eyes on you, I couldn't help but feel like you're the one. And now that you saved me, I KNOW you are~desu!"
Staring in shock, Tsuki held her nose in embarrassment as blood began leaking out from staring at the provocative moment.
"W-What are you saying?" asked the timid pink-haired boy.
"I'm saying that I want you to be my BOYFRIEND!" cheered Yukinari.
"BOYFRIEND!" exclaimed Tsuki.
"BOYFRIEND!" exclaimed Mako. "W-Well if you mean a FRIEND who's a boy, then okay!"
"HOORAY!" Yukinari continued to burrow his face even more onto Mako's chest.
Later that day, Mako was walking down the hallway…with Yukinari hanging onto his pants and all the students staring in shock.
"Uh, Yukinari-san…" began Mako.
"Man, the way you move is so amazing~desu," moaned the eleven-year-old yaoi boy. "And your pecs feel even stronger than they appear~desu."
"That little brat is actually grabbing Mako without a care in the world!" gasped one of the girls. "WHY CAN'T THAT BE ME!"
"I'm not as curved as you since I'm younger, so being able to touch your manly chest is my biggest dream~desu!" said Yukinari. As he continued clutching Mako's pants, they began sliding down, revealing his red underwear.
"Could you please let go of my pants? They're starting to slip off," said the embarrassed vampire boy.
"QUIT IT!"
Yukinari suddenly got pulled away by Tsuki, who held the eleven-year-old by the top of his shirt.
"What do you think you're doing, you weirdo?!" Tsuki screamed in embarrassment.
"*SCOFF* that took longer than I expected," Yukinari hissed. "I know who you are: Aono Tsuki, you ranked #128 on the midterms, your athletic abilities are the same as a human, and you have no interests or special traits. You're probably just another wannabe reverse-harem queen. I will not allow the love of my life to be harassed by some SLUT LIKE YOU~desu! So as of today…" He pulled out his glowing magical wand and held it in the air. "…WE ARE AT WAR!"
Just as Yukinari's wand began glowing, a bunch of brooms, mops, and buckets burst out the pantry, charging at the human girl and attacking her.
*BAM* *BOOM* *CRASH*
"OW! EE! AI! WHAT'S-OW-GOING-OOF-ON?! THE CLEANING-EE-SUPPLIES ARE-AH-ARE POSSESSED!" cried Tsuki.
"No, they aren't!" cried Yukinari. "It's magic!"
"Magic!" exclaimed Mako.
"That's right. I can use magic because I'm a wizard, and if anyone tries to touch you, they'll answer to ME and my magic~desu!"
Bite-Size Monster Dictionary:
Wizard
Known since ancient times, they are a race on the boundary between humans and monsters. They live in harmony with nature deep within the woods, far from any human habitation. It is said that they are able to use magic by harnessing the power of nature.
But little did he know that three girls were eavesdropping from around the corner.
"Did you hear that, ladies?" asked one of the girls. "That little brat just broke the rules by revealing his true form!"
"Not only that, but Yōkai Academy is a school for monsters. And wizards don't even QUALIFY as monsters, they only qualify as HUMANS with magical abilities!" said another girl. "What do YOU think, Tamaho-san?"
"…I think this little bastard needs to be taught a lesson," said the third girl.
"Sendo Yukinari?" Kumaru asked within the infirmary while tending to Tsuki's wounds. He gently pushed a small cotton swab against one of Tsuki's face scratches.
"OW! That hurts!" said Tsuki. "But yeah."
Suddenly, Kumaru stood up, ran to the front door, and yelled, "HEY! WHAT THE HELL'S THE BIG IDEA, MRWII000?! HERE WE ARE IN THE VERY FIRST CHAPTER OF VOLUME 2, AND YOU COULDN'T GET TO ME ANY SOONER?!"
Kōmura Nazo says:
Who's MrWii000? WHEE!
"Anyways," Kumaru said as he sat down on the infirmary bed next to Tsuki, "where's Mako-san?"
"No clue," said Tsuki. "And with that wizard Yukinari-kun running amok, I can't even LOOK at him. For all I know, Mako-san's FORCED into being gay."
Hearing Tsuki's words, Kumaru made a big grin. "Yes! Thanks, Yukinari-kun! You can go all yaoi with Mako-san while I get Tsuki-chan all to myself!" He put his arm around Tsuki's neck. "You know, I heard a lot of rumors about that kid." Her hand suddenly grasped Tsuki's farthest boob.
"AHH! What are you doing?!" cried Tsuki.
"He calls himself a genius, but I heard he's really a stubborn brat, constantly pulling pranks on all the students for no reason," Kumaru continued as he squeezed Tsuki's boob.
"Kumaru-kun!" Tsuki exclaimed with embarrassment. "Cut it out, you pervert!" Her moans began growing from the intense, yet uncomfortable, pleasure.
"I even heard many people call him a wizard based on his attire," continued Kumaru, who paid no attention and continued groping her. "And wizards are…"
But little did either of them know that somebody was hiding above them in the ceiling and eavesdropping on their "affair". "You think you can have the one I love the most, huh?" he whispered. "Well, you've got another thing coming. And that's where YOU come in, Warawara-kun!" He suddenly pulled out his voodoo doll from his robe.
Bite-Size Monster Dictionary:
Warawara-kun
If you put a person's hair inside it, you will be able to control that person to some extent.
The boy slipped a strand of Tsuki's hair into Warawara-kun and…
*BAM*
Tsuki's right fist suddenly punched her in the face, shocking the aqua-haired incubus.
"Tsuki-chan! What are you doing?" asked Kumaru. "Why are you hitting yourself?"
"I'm NOT!" cried Tsuki. "MY HAND HAS…"
*BAM*
"…A MIND OF…"
*BAM*
"…ITS OWN!"
*BAM*
Tsuki grabbed her arm with the other hand, but the arm kept flexing harder and harder, landing more painful hits. Then Tsuki's body pulled Kumaru's face into her cleavage and laid on the bed.
"WOW, TSUKI-CHAN!" gasped Kumaru. "You're a real ANIMAL!"
"NO, I'M NOT! MY BODY HAS A MIND ITS OWN!"
*SLIDE*
Just then, the door flew open and there stood Moka, twirling his hair strand and panting from exhaustion.
"Man!" Mako gasped in relief. "I thought I'd NEVER lose that kid!" Just as he opened his eyes, Mako's mouth suddenly hung wide open. "T-TSUKI! What are you doing?!"
"MAKO-SAN!" cried Tsuki quickly. "I-It's NOT what it looks like! MY BODY HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN!"
"DID KUMARU PUT YOU UNDER ANOTHER CHARM?"
"WHAT?! NO!" Kumaru screamed as he pulled his face away from Tsuki's cleavage. "Tsuki told me you became gay over a wizard boy!"
"GAY!" Mako exclaimed while glaring at Tsuki in embarrassment.
"NO! NOT IN THOSE EXACT WORDS!" cried Tsuki. "What I said was—"
*FLAP*
Suddenly, Tsuki's hands opened his shirt and pushed Kumaru's head even further in
In an instant, a long, awkward moment of silence took hold of the three students as they froze every single muscle in their body.
The human girl then saw blood running down her chest. She pushed Kumaru off of her and quickly tried to cover herself up.
"You know what?" Mako asked with an irritated look and a cruciform symbol above his right eye.
"I swear I wasn't TRYING to!" begged the embarrassed Tsuki.
"I…I think I'm gonna become 'gay over a wizard boy'."
"Yes!" the boy laughed silently above them. "I win! And you're all mine, T—"
*BANG*
The boy suddenly fell through the ceiling and into the infirmary room.
"Y-Yukinari-kun!" the vampire boy gasped.
As he opened his eyes, Yukinari saw Kumaru and Mako looking at him in shock. He looked around, but then felt two soft squishy things in his hands. Looking down, he saw his hands on Tsuki's boobs.
Tsuki didn't know what to do except go, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Kōmura Nazo says:
Busted! WHEE!
"Okay! Now I'm SHIT out of tolerance for that little freak!" screamed Tsuki in homeroom. "I say you boys give that brat a PIECE of my mind!"
"Come on, Tsuki-chan," said Kumaru. "He's not that big of a pest to ME."
"You know he's just a little kid," Mako protested while Yukinari hid behind him. "You—"
"Oh SURE!" screamed the human girl. "And THIS is EXACTLY what little kids do, ISN'T it? And on top of that…" Tsuki then turned to the wizard boy. "Yukinari-kun, you know what you're doing is wrong, right? If you keep playing these mean pranks on everyone, you'll never make any friends and live the rest of your life alone!"
"…I-I don't care! A genius like me doesn't NEED friends," yelled the wizard boy. "And besides," he continued in a softer tone as he gave a sad smile, "I've pretty much been alone since I first started attending monster schools."
Hearing Yukinari's sad voice, Tsuki's face turned from anger to shock and guilt as she looked down at the ground, now starting to feel about how she treated—
Seeing Tsuki let her guard down, Yukinari pulled out his glowing wand, held it in the air, and…
*SWOOSH*
…Tsuki's panties flew out from under Tsuki's skirt and into Yukinari's hands.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tsuki quickly collapsed onto her knees as she tried to hold her skirt down.
"GOTCHA!" laughed the wizard boy. "SO LONG, SUCKERS!" He gave the trio an akanbe and flew out the door laughing, with his wand in his right hand, and Tsuki's panties in his left.
"THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!" Tsuki screamed in an extremely loud voice, so loud that everyone in the monster world could hear her. She began to chase after the prank-pulling wizard. "I'M GONNA TAKE THAT WAND OF HIS AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP HIS—"
"CALM DOWN!" Mako cried as he grabbed Tsuki's arm. "Here," he said as he took out a fresh pair of men's underwear from his jacket pocket. "I'll loan you mine until—"
"I don't want you to loan me your underwear," yelled Tsuki. "I WANT YOU to stay away from that brat. You're being too nice to him and he's taking advantage of your kindness."
"But...haven't you thought about his feelings?" whispered Mako.
"HIS feelings?!" Tsuki roared. "What about MY feelings?!"
"WHAT IF HE'S ONLY DOING THOSE THINGS BECAUSE HE'S LONELY?!" Mako finally screamed before running out the door.
"'WHAT IF HE'S ONLY DOING THOSE THINGS BECAUSE HE'S LONELY?!' my ASS!" the human girl grumbled to herself.
"Speaking of ass," Kumaru said while looking up Tsuki's skirt, "don't'cha wish you had a bit more—"
"KUMARU-KUN! THIS IS SERIOUS!" Tsuki furiously kicked the perverted incubus boy's face.
"What's your problem, Tsuki-chan? You don't know anything about wizards, do you? Or witches for that matter?"
Tsuki looked at Kumaru with concerned eyes. "What do you mean?"
"Witches are the second most hated monster race right behind vampires. Well, technically speaking, witches aren't MONSTERS at all; they're humans with magical abilities. In the past, they were the bridged gap between the monster and human world, but nowadays, monsters dub them as HALF-BREEDS."
"Half-Breeds?"
"Things were even WORSE in the human world. Humans held stuff like 'Witch Hunts' and 'Witchcraft Trials' which often resulted in witches being executed. Neither humanS nor monsters accept witches under ANY circumstances. So, like Mako-kun said, Yukinari-san's probably doing these horrible things because he doesn't fit in."
"…Doesn't fit in," Tsuki whispered in guilt. "Just like me."
Yukinari continued running and laughing until he was finally out of sight, and it was then that Yukinari's laughter turned to silent sobs.
"Hey! Isn't that Yuknari-kun? I've been hearing that he's a wizard."
"A wizard? Isn't he a little young to be attending Yōkai Academy?"
"Are you referring to the stupid shotacon kid who won't stop saying '~desu' all the time?"
"Wizards are the male equivalent of witches, and they're only job is to play tricks."
"All he does is play around."
"Did this school forget that witches are NOT monsters? They're just humans who use magic, right?"
"I can't believe they'd actually let someone like him in this school."
"And he's nothing but a cheater because he uses magic on himself to be super intelligent."
"I don't need friends," Yukinari whispered to himself. "I'm fine all by mys—"
*BUMP*
Suddenly, someone bumped into Yukinari, knocking him to the ground.
"HEY, you bitch! Watch where you're going~desu!" the shotacon wizard furiously yelled.
"Well, you're right about the 'bitch' part."
Yukinari looked up and saw the Class Representative Tamaho Wanibuchi and her two friends standing over him.
"I heard you revealed your identity to somebody else," said one of the girls.
"And you're a wizard who CHEATED his way into Yōkai Academy."
"None of your business~desu!" Yukinari shouted.
"You're wrong, kid!" Tamaho snarled as he grabbed the wizard boy by the top his shirt. "Our business is whatever shit goes on at Yōkai Academy! And you WILL be punished for violating two rules at once!"
The class representative gang dragged the timid boy far into the woods, far enough from Yōkai Academy, and pinned him against a tree.
"Leave me alone~desu!" Yukinari cried in fear.
"Quit it with the '~desu' crap already!" ordered the class representative. "You're nothing but filth who needs to be rid of RIGHT NOW!" The three girls then started drastically changing as the fog consumed them, though Yukinari could see them changing through the fog. When the fog dispersed, Yukinari became frightened at the sight of three female lizardwomen.
Bite-Size Monster Dictionary:
Lizardwoman
A woman-beast with a head like a lizard. Despite their outward appearance, they possess a high intellectual ability. Their bond with their friends is strong, but they are aggressive to anyone else. They are a race of warlike hunters.
"This school doesn't need any trash like you!" growled Tamaho.
In that instant, Yukinari's eyes widened at something that happened some time ago.
(Flashback)
"This school doesn't need him," said a girl outside the school.
"He's just a wizard," said another girl. "Just because he gets good grades, doesn't mean he has the right to be here."
"He's just a small-time thug who plays pranks on the entire school," said the third girl. "Who'd wanna be friends with someone like that."
The three girls began laughing. Just then, they felt something slide down their wastes. Seeing that it was their skirts, they all screamed in embarrassment and tried to hide them with their shirt.
"OH MY GOD!"
"WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"
"I'M SO EMBARRASSED!"
"SERVES YOU RIGHT!" laughed someone from around the corner.
The three girls peered around the corner and saw Yukinari running off and laughing at them with his glowing wand in his hand.
"IT'S HIM!" one of the girls cried. "GET BACK HERE!"
They tried to chase after the prankster wizard but tripped and fell on top of one another as Yukinari began running away.
"YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SPOILED BRAT!" one of the girls yelled. "DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A FRIEND BECAUSE OF YOUR BEHAVIOR?"
In that instant, Yukinari stopped in his tracks and his eyes began watering up. "Who cares?!" he asked as he turned around. "I don't NEED friends!" He pulled down his lower eyelid and stuck his tongue out at the girls.
(End of Flashback)
Yukinari began tearing up again. But to show his courage, he glared at the three lizardwomen and pointed his glowing wand at the—
*CRUNCH*
Tamaho bit the top of the wand off in an instant and swallowed it (after chewing it to pieces of course).
"MY WAND!" Yukinari cried in horror.
"EEWWW! Gross!" Tamaho growled.
"What do you think we should do with this rulebreaker?" asked one of her friends.
"How about we eat him up?" asked the other girl.
"I agree," growled Tamaho. "I'm sure he'll taste much better than his stupid wand!"
"NO! PLEASE!" Yukinari tearfully pleaded. "ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
But the two other girls pinned Yukinari up against the tree so that he couldn't escape.
"You ladies can eat the rest of him," said Tamaho. "But his HEAD is MINE!"
"NO!" Yukinari cried again. "SOMEBODY! HELP ME! PLEASE!"
"STOP IT!"
The lizardwomen suddenly turned around and saw Mako glaring at them.
"So you wanna get eaten up too?" asked Tamaho with an evil desire.
"NO! GET OUTTA HERE, MAKO-SAN!" cried the wizard boy. "SAVE YOURSELF!"
"NO! I won't let you get hurt, Yukinari-kun," Mako said as he walked up to the scared boy. "I know you don't wanna say how scared you are, but there's nothing wrong with asking for help." Mako knelt down in front of Yukinari as he continued talking. "You're still young, so you need to be true to yourself and everyone around you. And that way, you won't be alone anymore. And you wanna know something, I was just like you when I was YOUR age. But then I met very nice people recently, and I finally felt happy." Mako then put his hands on the wizard's shoulders. "And that's why I want to ask you…would you like to be my friend as well?"
Starting to feel a little better, Yukinari began crying and so Mako hugged his tiny body.
"What's going on here?" yelled one of the lizardwomen.
"Did these two just forget about us?" yelled another lizardwomen.
"WE'LL TEACH THEM A THING OR TWO FOR IGNORING US!" Tamaho yelled as she and her colleagues pounced at Mako from behind her.
"MAKO! LOOK OUT! *CHOMP*"
Yukinari moved quickly and bit Tamaho on the tail.
"ARGH! WHAT?! GET OFF OF ME!" screamed Tamaho.
*SLASH*
She slashed her claw at Yukinari. Yukinari fell to the ground and found herself being laid upon by Tsuki, who had just come in and saved Yukinari, only to get clawed in the back.
"Tsuki-san!" the wizard cried. "W-Why did you save me? After everything I did?"
"I just wanted to apologize for my behavior earlier, Yukinari-kun," said the weakened Tsuki. "I had no idea that you were hated so much. To tell you the truth, I felt alone as well since attending Yōkai Academy."
Yukinari saw the back of Tsuki's shirt ripped open and three huge cuts with blood running out of them.
"Which is why I'd like to ask…would you like to be friends?" said Tsuki weakly.
Hearing the same words that came out of Mako 'smouth earlier, Yukinari began blushing.
"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!" screamed one of the three lizardwomen. "DID THEY JUST FORGET WE'RE STILL HERE?!"
Tamaho's accomplices charged at Tsuki and Yukinari, desiring to kill them both.
"TSUKI! YUKINARI-KUN! LOOK OUT!" cried Mako.
*SWIPE*
But the lizardwomen ended up hitting nothing as Tsuki and Yukinari were gone. Looking up, they saw Tsuki and Yukinari being rescued by Kumaru.
"You two alright?" the incubus asked.
"Kumaru-kun!" exclaimed Yukinari.
"Man!" the incubus boy moaned. "You're both heavy!" He set both of them down.
"Thanks, Kumaru-kun!" said Tsuki.
"Anything for you, Tsuki-chan!" Kumaru happily said as he embraced Tsuki, much to Mako's annoyance.
"Another one?!" exclaimed Tamaho.
"How annoying!" said one of her cohorts.
"More meat for us to eat, though!" said the other.
"Eat me if you want!" demanded Tsuki. "But leave the boys alone!"
"Tsuki-san!" Yukari whispered.
"Wow! Never knew how BADASS one girl was," chuckled Kumaru.
"NO, TSUKI!" cried Mako.
But then Tsuki began dwindling as she began losing blood from her back.
"LET'S GET 'EM!" growled Tamaho.
"YES, MA'AM!" growled her accomplices.
"OH GOD!" Mako quickly rushed to Tsuki's side and tried to catch her.
*CHING*
Tsuki's hand inadvertently knocked Mako's Rosario Cross off once again, resulting in a bright pink light, blinding the three lizardwomen.
"ARGH!"
"WHAT'S GOING ON?!"
"WHERE'S THIS DEMONIC ENERGY COMING FROM?"
The three lizardwomen covered their eyes desperately.
As the sky turned red, the bats flew around the pink-haired vampire and dispersed, once again revealing Mako's inner vampire.
"Back off, you pathetic lizard bitches!" roared the silver-haired vampire.
Yukinari stared at Mako's true form in shock. "Oh my gosh! That hair! Those eyes! Mako-san's a…a…Shinso Vampire?!"
"Y-Your HAIR just got dyed! And your clothes appear to be showing veins!" gasped Tamaho. "THAT'S A VIOLATION! EAT HIM, LADIES!"
"YES, MA'AM!" The ladies charged at the silver-haired vampire and—
*BAM* "BAM*
Mako moved in blazing fast speed and kicked both ladies into the trees.
"W-What just happened?!" gasped Tamaho. "That boy actually defeated them both with one hit!"
"And YOU are the worst of the three!" snarled Mako from behind. "You prefer to punish weak people for breaking one stupid rule! And ordering your lackeys to aid you!"
"I'll show YOU who punishes weak people BY PUNISHING SOMEONE STRONGER LIKE YOU!"
"KNOW YOUR PLACE, BITCH!"
*BAM* *CRACK* *CLANG*
Mako kicked Tamaho in the teeth, breaking each and every one of them, and sent the evil class representative into the lake.
*SPLASH*
"Yes, Mako-san," Tamaho gurgled.
Kōmura Nazo says:
This chapter's climactic battle took 178 words! WHEE!
Tsuki stared at Mako in shock and amazement. "Wow! Mako-san's just as hot as he always is."
"W-Why did you save me?" asked Yukinari timidly. "Even after all the horrible deeds I committed~desu?"
"Because I want to be your friend," answered Tsuki while being helped up by Kumaru. "And I DON'T want you to live the rest of life alone."
Yukinari's eyes widened as he turned to Mako, who was looking away and somehow feeling kind of down while twirling his hairstrand with his finger. Then he turned back to Tsuki. Then Mako. Then Tsuki. Then Mako. Then Tsuki. Then…
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yukinari couldn't take the pressure anymore and began crying, letting out all his sadness he had locked up inside all these days.
Kōmura Nazo says:
And just like that, a few days passed by. WHEE!
"So did you hear what happened yesterday?" Kumaru asked Mako on their way to homeroom, which was also the Newspaper Club headquarters, with some boxes of belongings in their hands. "Yukinari-kun apologized to every single student she picked on, and the students felt guilty about all the trash-talk they made behind Yukinari-kun's back. He even gave Tsuki's underwear back."
"Well, that's good to know," said Mako happily as he and Kumaru walked through the door. "I can't wait to see him again—"
*PLOP*
*PLOP*
Mako and Kumaru stopped at the archway and dropped the boxes as their eyes widened at the shocking scene they saw: Yukinari was laying on top of Tsuki and grabbing her boobs.
"I LOVE YOU, TSUKI-SAN!"cried Yukinari
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Tsuki.
"YUKINARI-KUN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" cried Mako.
"Oh, you didn't know?" asked the wizard boy. "I decided to join the Newspaper Club because my room is right next door. And because I want to be close to the one that I love the most~desu!"
"UGH! I'm sorry, Yukinari-kun, but I CAN'T BE YOUR—"
"Not YOU! I'm talking about TSUKI-SAN~desu!"
"WHAT?!" the older boys screamed in shock.
"That's right, Mako-san! You told me to be true to myself and everyone around me~desu. So, it's time to tell you all the truth: I was pretending to be in love with Mako-san, hoping that she and Tsuki-san would break up.
"ARE YOU INSANE!" Tsuki screamed as she got up and tried to push the immature wizard boy off. "THAT PLAN WOULD NEVER WORK! And even if it DID, you're WAY too young to be my boyfriend!"
"I don't care!" Yukinari cheered as he hugged Tsuki tighter. "I love you from the bottom of my heart, especially since you almost sacrificed yourself to save me~desu. Besides, I'll get older, and then—"
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Kumaru screamed as he grabbed Tsuki by the arm and tried to pull her to him. "Tsuki's MINE and MINE alone!"
"NO! SHE'S MINE!" Yukinari screamed back while tugging Tsuki's other arm.
"MINE!" screamed Kumaru.
"MINE!" screamed Yukinari.
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"No, she's not," muttered the pink-haired vampire boy. "TSUKI IS MINE!" he yelled as he angrily leapt at Tsuki.
"WAIT! MAKO-SAN! DON'T BITE ME AGAIN!"
*BITE*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
End
Cast:
Tamaho Wanibuchi: Ami Koshimizu (Japanese); Morgan Garrett (English)
Yukinari Sendo: Rika Matsumoto (Japanese); Kate Higgins (English)
