"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOT ALL THREE OF YOU!" Tsuki woke up in her dorm.

"Ah Tsuki, you're awake!" said Mako with excitement.

"Huh? WHA—MAKO-SAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM? AND WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?" Tsuki panicked.

"Hmm?" Mako looked down at the apron he was wearing over his clothes. "Oh, I was making breakfast for you. And for the record, this is MY room."

"YOUR room?" Confused, Tsuki looked and saw that some of her belongings—like her boy band posters and make-up—were gone; they were replaced with pants, briefs, and some rock posters. "W-What am I doing in Mako-san's room?"


After the cooking, Tsuki and Mako sat at the table with their meals.

"ITADAKIMASU!" The two teenagers said as they clapped their hands together before eating.

"Wow! I never knew Mako was a great cook." And so, Tsuki picked up a bowl of rice and began eating it with her chopsticks. "*CHOMP* *MUNCH* MMMMM...*GULP* So...good!"

"What are you talking about? It's just normal rice," said Mako.

"But it tastes SO good!" Tsuki retorted. "And the fact that I'm eating it with Mako-san...I thought I was dead after Kuyā found out about my human secret." She picked up her water cup and began to drink out of—

"*SPRAY*" she quickly spat it out.

"Tsuki! What's wrong?" asked the pink-haired vampire boy.

"T-The water! Why does it taste like grass?" asked Tsuki.

"The water? Oh, I'm sorry, I made it out of herbs. It's because I can't drink normal water, remember?"

"Well, that's fine, but I'm NOT a vampire, so I can drink NORMAL water. A-Anyways, Mako-san, how exactly did you beat up Kuyā again? Because I can't remember."

"WHAT?! You can't remember? I'M not the one who defeated her, YOU are!"

"ME?"

"Huh? You're telling me you don't remember that fight?" thought Mako. "Oh, never mind. Just forget about it."


(The Next Day)

"Hey, did you hear the rumors?"

"WHAT rumors?"

"Two days ago, Kuyā was defeated by an alleged human!"

"No way! Everyone always said that Kuyā was the strongest on campus!"

"And she lost to a wimpy 'human'?"

"That's bullshit!"


Kōmura Nazo says:

Oh yeah? Just wait until we get to the end of this chapter. WHEE!


In the locker rooms, one female overheard the conversation from around a corner.

*SLAM*

"I was the one who wanted to defeat Kuyā and that bitch Tsuki stole it from me!" she yelled as she slammed against the wall, making a very big crevice. "I'm gonna find that bitch and FINALLY become #1!"


Meanwhile, Tsuki and Mako were walking through the halls of Yōkai Academy. "So, you really don't remember?" asked Mako.

"...No, I don't," claimed the human girl. "All I remember was being bite by you—the OTHER you—and then I had this weird dream where I saw you defeat Kuyā, and then I was bit—"

"MORNING, TSUKI-CHAN!"

*SMACK*

All of a sudden, Kumaru leapt out of nowhere and smacked Tsuki on the butt. "I'm SO glad you're okay!"

"KUMARU-KUN! Don't DO that, you pervert!" Tsuki snapped as she turned around and tried to hide her smacked butt.

"Oh, come on! I figured you deserved an award for kicking Kuyā's butt the other d—MRPH!"

"NO!" Mako quickly held his hand over Kumaru's mouth.

"MRPH...Hey, what the hell?" Kumaru yelled as he removed Mako's hand from his mouth. "You're ruining a romantic moment!"

"Don't bring that up!" Mako loudly whispered through her teeth. "She doesn't know."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah! So please don't bring it up right now!"

"Uh are you talking about that fight from two days ago?" asked Tsuki.

"What?" asked Mako nervously.

"Uh no!" claimed Kumaru. But from behind their heads, a big sweat drop formed.

"MORNING, TSUKI-SAN!" Suddenly, Yukinari jumped onto Tsuki from behind, groping the human girls' boobs.

"UWAH! YUKINARI-KUN! LEMME GO!" cried Tsuki.

"That was so awesome the way you turned into a vampire and defeated Ku—MRPH!"

Mako and Kumaru quickly grabbed Yukinari and pulled him off of Tsuki, covering up his mouth as well. "Quiet, Yukinari-kun!" Mako whispered.

"What's going on, you guys?" It was starting to become that Tsuki was apparently onto them, causing the two older boys to start sweating as their opened mouths turned into trapezoids and their eye pupils disappeared.


"Me? Beat up Kuyā? No way! That was all Mako," Tsuki said to herself as she washed her hands in the bathroom. "I mean the boys saw it, didn't they?"

"Aono Tsuki?" said a voice from right behind her.

"Huh? UWAH!" Turning around, Tsuki came into contact with a behemoth-sized, muscular girl standing over her. "W-W-W-Who are you?"

"You let you guard down, broad. I am Choppette Rikiishi of the woman's pro wrestling team. And watch your back, or it'll be broken to dust!" said the girl. "So, tell me: is it true?"

"Huh? What?"

"Don't bullshit me, you little bitch! Did you beat her up?"

"Beat WHO up? You mean Kuyā? No. What's YOUR problem with HER?"

"My problem is that I was going to challenge her...to be the one who FINALLY defeated her; that's the goal of the woman's pro wrestling team: to defeat the strongest warriors of Yōkai Academy" said Choppette. "If I had defeated her, I would've finally taken that mantle...yet YOU stole that title from me! So now I've gotta defeat YOU to finally be number one!"


Kōmura Nazo says:

Ooh catfight! I hope this big-ass chick is actually a cat-human. WHEE!


"No no no no no!" the human girl protested. "I think you've got the wrong person!"

"No, she doesn't," Gina said as she suddenly came out of a stall.

"Gina-senpai!" exclaimed Tsuki.

"The chick who defeated Kuyā," revealed Gina, "is YOU: Aono Tsuki! I saw it with my own eyes, especially when you knocked out Kuyā...after ONE...SINGLE...FLIP!"

"Grrrr...this match has been postponed for the time being," Choppette said as she left the bathroom, "but we'll me again, Aono Tsuki, and next time, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"

"Well, that takes care of her," said the werewolf girl. "That Rikiishi bitch is the kind of badass that has to do flying body attacks on anyone who she sees as stronger than her."

"What? You're not even gonna try and stop her?" asked Aono Tsuki. "And more importantly, where'd you get the idea that I was the one who defeated Kuyā the other day?"

"What? You haven't seen the movies? Whenever a vampire injects you with vampire blood, they briefly become vampires themselves."

"Oh okay," said Tsuki. "That's not so—a w-w-w-what?!"

"Yep, you became a vampire."

Just then, Tsuki remembered something...


(Flashback; Two Days Ago)

Kumaru gently released Tsuki on the rooftops and knelt by the human girl's side. "Don't worry, Tsuki-chan. You'll be safe up here."

"*SIGH* Thank you, Kumaru-kun!" said the grateful Tsuki.

All of a sudden, Mako burst through the ceiling door. "TSUKI!"

"MAKO-SAN!" Tsuki cried as she—

*GROPE*

"Hey, forget about him! He didn't do shit to save you while I carried you to safety!" Kumaru suddenly shouted as she wrapped her arms around Tsuki and groped her breasts.

"Kumaru-kun, now's not a time to be harassing Tsuki!" Mako yelled as he pushed the perverted incubus boy a—

*PIERCE*

Suddenly, Tsuki felt a flaming spear pierce her heart as she collapsed onto the ground before bursting into flames. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"NO!" Mako cried as he held his hands over his mouth.

"TSUKI-CHAN!" Kumaru screamed.

"Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm! It's unfortunate that you wouldn't let the entire school watch the execution," laughed Kuyā in triumph. "But at least NOW she's dead! And now they'll NEVER taint the monster world with their presence again."

"TSUKI!" Desperate and teary-eyed, Mako quickly knelt down next to his human lover, now wearing only a bra and skirt as the rest of her clothing was incinerated and grabbed her body. "TSUKI! NO! WAKE UP! DON'T DIE ON ME! PLEASE!"

Weak and burnt, Tsuki slowly opened her eyes and looked up at the pink-haired vampire boy that was consoling her. "M-Mako-san," she weakly said as she reached up to caress Mako's cheek, "I...I-I regret nothing...coming t-to this school...meeting you...a-and everyone else...was the best thing...that ever...ever happened...to me..."

"TSUKI! NO!"

"P-Pro-Promise me...that you'll protect t-the Newspaper C-Club...from K-Kuyā...goodbye..." And with that, Tsuki's heart stopped beating, her eyes closed, and her hand dropped to the ground and...

"GASP*" Tsuki jumped up as her eyes shot wide open. "...Gone...?" she thought as she looked at herself. "...Where did my burns go?"

"NO!" Mako cried as he held his hands over his mouth.

"TSUKI-CHAN!" Kumaru screamed.

Suddenly, Tsuki looked back and saw Mako consoling...her dead body. "*GASP*" Horrified, she held he hands over her mouth.

And then she saw everything: Mako's inner form awakening, the fight between Kuyā, and then...

"Tsuki," whispered Mako, "accept my blood...become a vampire...and live forever..."

*BITE*

And then she blacked out...

(End of Flashback)


"...Oh my god," Tsuki whispered on the rooftop. "So Mako-san actually infused my blood with hers? Did I really transform into a vampire? And defeat Kuyā?"

"Tsuki!" All of a sudden, Mako arrived on the roof. "Where have you been? I've been so worried since you left for the bathroom and never came back! Class has already started."

"M-Mako-san!" Tsuki whispered. "So, if I don't do anything, will I become an actual vampire like him?"

"Hey, Tsuki," asked Mako timidly, "may I...may I suck your blood?"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

"I'm sorry, it's just that since things have gone back to normal after Kuyā, I haven't had a chance to do so." The pink-haired vampire happily hugged Tsuki and prepared to—

"MAKO, NO!" Tsuki furiously pushed her back. "I REALLY DON'T WANNA GO THROUGH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!"

"C'mon!"

"NO!"

"Please!"

"I SAID 'NO'!" Tsuki angrily shoved Mako back.

"Tsuki, what's wrong?" Mako asked in concern.

"...Is it...Is it true? Do I become really turn into a vampire if one injects their blood into me?" asked the human girl. "IS IT? Gina-senpai told me that!"

"...Well...yes, but—"

"AND YOU WANNA SUCK MY GODDAMN BLOOD AGAIN? AT A TIME LIKE THIS?" she screamed. "You...You don't realize how serious this is, do you? You really think I wanna become a freak like you?" But then her angry expression turned into shock after realizing the last question his asked. "Mako-san, I-I-I didn't—I-I'm sorry, it's just...I wanna be human, so I can one go back home—to MY world, and MY family. You understand, right?"

But Mako was hurt by what Tsuki said that he turned around and ran back down the stairs, leaving the rooftop door open.

Tsuki turned around in remorse, looking at the—

*CREEK* *CLICK*

"Mako-san!" Hearing the door close, Tsuki turned around in excitement...


Kōmura Nazo says:

Why would she be so excited about someone returning if she heard the door CLOSE? WHEE!


...but what she saw was...Choppette Rikiishi.

"Y-You!" Tsuki exclaimed.

"I have NO idea what you were doing with that dude up here," said Choppette, "but you should've been using that time to polish your skills. Monsters grow old faster when they forget how to fight!" All of a sudden, a monstrous aura began emitting from around her body. "It's time we finished what we should've started!"


"*SNIFF* I knew this would happen." Mako continued running down the stairs.

*TRIP*

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *THUD*

He suddenly tripped and fell down the stairs by accident. "Ow!" he yelled as held the back of his head. "Maybe it's better if humans and vampires—"

*GLOW*

"Where do you think you're going, you pussy!"

Suddenly, Mako stopped running as he heard his glowing Rosario Cross talk to him.

"Do you really not care about feelings?" asked the Rosario Cross. "Are you going to keep misunderstanding the damn situation?"

"What are you—"

*RUMBLE*

"Wh-What the hell was that?"


"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tsuki was flung back as she barely avoided Choppette's attack.

"So, what are you waiting for?" Choppette asked in a raguly monster voice.

Getting up, Tsuki bore witness to Choppette's monster form: a troll.


Bite-Size Monster Dictionary:

Troll
A monster that originated in Northern Europe. The form they are said to take varies from country to country, but at their base they are warlike giants who live in hilly areas and attack human passersby.


"COME ON!" The troll roared. "SHOW ME YOUR MONSTER FORM! TODAY IS THE DAY I DEFEAT AONO TSUKI AND BECOME THE STRONGEST OF THIS SCHOOL!"

*CHOP*

Choppette chopped at Tsuki, but the human girl barely avoided the attack. "TRANSFORM ALREADY!" Choppette roared. "FIGHT BACK!"

"Oh god! I'm gonna die!" Tsuki panicked in his mind.

"WHY WON'T YOU TRANSFORM?! WHY WON'T YOU FIGHT BACK?!"

"TSUKI!" Mako screamed as he burst through the rooftop door.

"MAKO-SAN!" Tsuki cried.

"Oh?" Choppette noticed Mako and grabbed him, holding him by his throat. "Well, Tsuki? If you wanna save your boyfriend, you're gonna have to FIGHT me! Well? What are you waiting for? You better hurry up before I forget my own strength and KILL him!"

Tsuki's eyes widened in horror.

"What's wrong? You think I won't do it?" the female troll asked as well.

"T-Tsuki! Run! Save yourself!" Mako tearfully croaked. "Listen: don't worry about me, I'll be fine! I-I'm sorry I didn't understand your feelings earlier, but no matter how much you hate me...I...I...I will ALWAYS love you!"

"SHUT UP!"

*SQUEEZE*

Choppette began squeezing Mako as tightly as she—

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tsuki leapt at Choppette and grabbed her arm, causing her to release Mako. "I...I've always been rescued by Mako, all because I'm human. I haven't been able to defend myself since I came to this school...but not anymore!" thought Tsuki in desperation. "I...I LOVE YOU TOO, MAKO-SAN! AND I'LL HAPPILY BECOME A VAMPIRE AGAIN...IF IT MEANS PROTECTING YOU!"

"SO, YOU'VE FINALLY DECIDED TO FIGHT, HUH?" asked Choppette. "GOOD!"

*BOOM*

Choppette slammed the human brunette into the ground.

"TSUKI!" cried Mako.

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh...so the babe has the strength to willingly become a vampire again, eh?" asked his Rosario Cross. "Alright, you little pussy, I think you know what to do!"

"WHAT?! Are you...Are you sure?"

"Don't question me, just do it! If you DON'T, the bitch will kill Tsuki!"

"Ughhhhh..." Tsuki slowly got up and stared up at her tormentor, attempting to—

"TSUKI!" Suddenly, Mako grabbed Tsuki from behind and...

*BITE*

"WHA...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Choppette asked in shock as he saw Mako biting into Tsuki's neck. "DON'T IGNORE ME!"

*CHOP*

Infuriated, she chopped down at where Mako and Tsuki were standing. "YOU DISAPPOINT ME, AONO TSUKI! CLEARLY, YOU NOT AS STRONG AS I THOUGHT; YOU COULDN'T TAKE ME—WH-WHAT?!" Choppette suddenly felt her hand being pushed up by...

"AONO TSUKI!" Choppette gasped.

Indeed, it WAS Tsuki, except she looked different: her eyes had become blood-red and serpent-like and a strange aura encompassed her.

*CLUTCH*

Holding her giant hand, Tsuki clutched Choppette's hand tighter.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Choppette screamed. "LET ME GO! PLEASE!"

Suddenly, using her own hand, Tsuki flipped Choppette onto her back.

*BOOM*

After the fight, the vampire infused Tsuki looked over her broken troll opponent and then...she fainted.


Kōmura Nazo says:

This chapter's climactic battle took seventy words! WHEE!


"TSUKI!" Mako quickly caught Tsuki before her body collided with the ground. "Tsuki? TSUKI!"

Tsuki took one final look at the pink-haired vampire boy before losing consciousness...


As she opened her eyes, Tsuki found herself on the rooftops of Yōkai Academy...and the sky was red for some—

"Tsuki," whispered Mako, "accept my blood...become a vampire...and live forever..."

Just then, Tsuki attention was directed to where Mako's inner voice was coming from, and she saw her Shinso Vampire boyfriend sinking his fangs into...

"...Me?" Tsuki didn't understand, but she was somehow reliving the battle from the other day with Kuyā...but it suddenly became very different after the bite...

*FLASH*

A sudden pink aura consumed Tsuki and then...she had awoken.

Tsuki grabbed Kuyā's arm and flipped her onto her back, easily defeating her.

But just then, Tsuki fainted.

"TSUKI-CHAN!" Kumaru yelled as he ran up to Tsuki, who was lying face first on the ground.

"TSUKI-SAN!" Yukiari yelled as she followed suit. "Mako-san, what happened to her?"

"She'll be fine," said Mako. "The blood I injected into her to make her a vampire is only temporary; she's reverting back to her human form." Mako picked up his Rosario Cross and placed it in his pocket, then lifted the unconscious Tsuki into his arms before walking.

"Where are you going?" asked Kumaru.

"Back to my room, where the babe can rest."

As Tsuki witnessed all this, she smiled in gratitude. "Thank god I'm NOT a monster after all."


Kōmura Nazo says:

And THERE you have it: the retcon of the climactic battle from the previous chapter. WHEE!


"...ki! Tsuki! TSUKI!"

Tsuki slowly opened her eyes at the noise of Mako's desperately crying voice. "M-Mako-san!" he shouted as he opened his eyes and shot straight up. She saw that her body already had gone back to normal. "I knew it. I'm NOT a monster..."

"Tsuki! Are you alright?" asked Mako.

"Mako-san...you...you...you wanna suck my blood?"

"...W-What?!"

"Well, I...I was thinking about what I said and...I'm sorry. I'll make you NEVER have to worry again...and I'll get stronger to do so...Mako-san...?" Confused, she turned to—

*BITE*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

End