Volume 9
Monster Papas
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tsuki made many unsuccessful attempts at hitting President Kaneshiro. "I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY THIS SCHOOL NOR THE HUMAN WORLD, HOKUTO-SAN! I BELIEVED IN YOU! AND I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU!"
"SHUT UP!" The evil president punched her down the stairs, much to the horror of Tsuki's harem. "What the hell IS this bitch? Why won't she just stay down?"
"I will NOT stay down!" Tsuki groaned as she struggled to get back up. "I will rescue Mako-san! AND I WILL DEFEAT YOU!"
*THUMP*
"GAH!" She suddenly grabbed her heart in pain as a dark aura glowed around her body.
"W-What the hell's going on?" asked Kumaru.
"This can't be good!" yelled Rupert. "It's...It's just like before: her body has already reached its limit, and if she continues fighting, the Holy Lock will no longer become stable, and she'll become a ghoul again."
"NO! TSUKI-CHAN! STOP!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tsuki's dark aura began growing as she held out her fists out and looked up while screaming.
Kōmura Nazo says:
(shocked and frightened)
THINK OF IT LIKE SOMEONE GOING SUPER SAIYAN IN DRAGON BALL Z. WHEE!
*BARGE*
"Aight! Cut the bitch-scream, babe."
"*GASP* It can't be." Tsuki's demonic aura suddenly dissipated as she stopped screaming and turned her head behind her; the front door was kicked open and a teenage boy stood there twirling a strand of his hair that was hanging over his eye.
"Impossible!" President Kaneshiro hissed through his teeth. "He actually beat that bitch!"
"...M-Mako-san!" Tsuki gave a relieved smile as the harem king stepped into the school, but it quickly faded as she suddenly noticed something out of place: Mako was wearing his Rosario Cross attached to his choker, and yet he NEVER twirled his hair; that would be a habit of...
"...The OTHER Mako-san...!" she gasped. "But...But HOW? I didn't even remove the Rosario Cross. How did you change?"
"...I'll explain later...once I take care of this bitch!" said the silver-haired vampire boy.
"No way!" gasped Rupert.
"Holy shit!" gasped Mizo.
"He's back~desu!" gasped Yukinari.
"*SNIFF*...KICK HER ASS, MAKO-KUN! KILL THAT BITCH!" screamed Kumaru tearfully.
"*PANT* So, where's Kirie?" asked President Kaneshiro.
"Who? Oh! HER! Heh heh heh heh heh heh..." Mako chuckled as he cracked his knuckles. "Don't worry, all I did was make sure that bitch knew her place."
Kōmura Nazo says:
(disgusted and disappointed)
Off-screen. WHEE!
"*PANT* *PANT* Typical," panted the evil student council president.
"Now, all that's left is YOU, you bitch!" Mako said with a grin.
"*PANT* *PANT* *PANT* Shit! I must've used up too much of my demonic energy while fighting Tsuki..." President Kaneshiro reluctantly reached into her pocket. "Tsuki-chan, why would you sympathize with these monsters? YOU were a human yourself, right?"
The brunette girl widened her eyes in realization.
"There should be NO reason for you to protect this academy!" The evil president pulled out the Rosary of Judgment and held it high in the air, forming a magic circle around her. "So long, suckers!"
"NO!"
"STOP!"
Tsuki and Mako quickly chased after her as there was a sudden...
*FLASH*
As the light died down, the boys trapped in the barrier looked around and saw...
"...Nothing," whispered Rupert.
"T-They're gone!" exclaimed Kumaru. "THEY'RE GONE! THEY'RE GONE!"
"Relax, dickhead! It's just high-level teleportation magic~desu!" explained Yukinari. "They're simply in another location! And my wand can actually pick up that they're still somewhere in this school!"
"WHERE?! WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?!" Kumaru terrifyingly grabbed the wizard boy by the neck and began shaking him for an answer. "More importantly: WHERE'S TSUKI-CHAN?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?!"
Kōmura Nazo says:
Dude, he can't tell ya if you keep choking him. WHEE!
Opening their eyes, Tsuki and Mako found themselves in a dark huge room.
"*SHUTTER* It's cold in here!" said Tsuki. "Where ARE we?"
"I don't know," the silver-haired vampire boy answered while twirling his hair strand. "And quit shivering, babe! It's not THAT cold!"
"So, you're STILL gonna try and stop me, huh? You NEVER cease to amaze me!"
*FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH*
The lights suddenly turned on without warning. After shielding their eyes for a few seconds, they noticed President Kaneshiro at a control panel.
"Before me is the 'Dark Alter' in the basement of Yōkai Academy," explained the evil president. "THIS is what controls the Great Barrier around the monster world. And EVERYTHING has gone according to plan: forming ANTI-THESIS, tricking you into helping me get close to the headmistress, stealing the Rosary of Judgment, and using it to destroy this academy! There were only TWO miscalculations: 1. YOU, Aono Tsuki; 2. Believing Kirie could handle your bastard boyfriend! But I guess it doesn't matter. All that is left for me to do is place the Rosary of Judgment into the keyhole...and then the Great Barrier will be dispelled...AND YŌKAI ACADEMY WILL BE EXPOSED TO THE HUMAN WORLD!"
*SLAM* *RUMBLE*
With the Rosary of Judgment slammed into the keyhole, Yōkai Academy began shaking madly.
*CRACKLE* *CRACKLE* *CRACKLE* *CRACKLE* *CRACKLE* *CRACKLE* *CRACKLE* *CRACKLE* *CRACKLE* *CRACKLE* *CRACKLE* *CRACKLE* *CRACKLE*
Static began flashing in the air high above the Japanese city, alerting the human citizens as they looked to the sky.
"Look!"
"Up in the sky!"
"What's goin' on?"
"Is that thunder?"
"There was nothing on the news saying anything about that!"
"HOUKI-SAN! STOP! PLEASE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" cried Tsuki.
"AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH! IT'S TOO LATE, TSUKI-CHAN!" laughed President Kaneshiro. "I've been waiting for this moment ever since I came to this blasted school! Yōkai Academy will FINALLY be destroyed! MY VENGEANCE WILL BE COMPLETE!" She looked down at the shocked brunette girl. "AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU OR YOUR BOYFRIEND C—wait a sec!" She suddenly looked around. "Where IS your boyfriend?"
"I have no idea what kinda shit this school did to you, but I enjoyed staying at Yōkai Academy, and there's no way I'll let you destroy it!"
*BAM*
Mako kneed President Kaneshiro in the face from behind, sending her crashing into a pillar.
"The barrier!" Tsuki frantically rushed up to the Dark Altar. "We gotta stop it from disappearing! What are we gonna do!"
"Chillax, babe!" Mako said as he twirled his hair strand and walked up to the Dark Altar. "Even with the barrier dispelled, it'll take some time before Yōkai Academy is exposed. All we gotta do is take the Rosary of Judgment out of the keyhole and the barrier will be back in NO time."
"*GROAN* I won't allow you...to interfere...with my enjoyment of this moment!" President Kaneshiro suddenly emerged from out of the rubble with a dark aura surrounding her.
"What's with this strange aura? It's very powerful! And very...familiar!" thought Tsuki. "WHY...? WHY DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY THIS ACADEMY?! WHAT HAS IT EVEN DONE TO YOU?!"
"...You wouldn't understand, Tsuki-chan. You've always had your friends to protect you." President Kaneshiro suddenly took off her jacket, exposing a c-cup bra and...
"A HOLY LOCK! JUST LIKE ME!" exclaimed Tsuki. "HOW CAN YOU HAVE ONE TOO? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
"No, it isn't," said Mako suddenly. "She's got the same demonic energy as YOU, babe!"
"But how can Houki-san possess a lock like that...just like me? Unless..."
(Flashback)
"But...But how did I turn back to normal?" asked Tsuki.
"Because I placed a Holy Lock around your right wrist." The hooded woman pointed to Tsuki's right hand. "Just like Akashiya Mako's Rosario Cross, this lock has the power of sealing the vampire blood within you. In OTHER words, that lock is basically your life support. If it's removed, your life will come to an end..."
"Oh, t-thank you very much..." the human girl said with a bow.
(End of Flashback)
"...It can't be...A-ARE YOU...?"
*CHING*
"Yes," President Kaneshiro answered after ripping off her Holy Lock. "I was a human, just like you." Just then, she began mutating into a chimera/hybrid-like Monstrel. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BUT UNLIKE YOU, TSUKI-CHAN, I RELIED ON MY OWN STRENGTH. I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO BECOME STRONGER...TO SURVIVE. THIS ACADEMY MADE ME INTO A GODDAMN MONSTER! AND SO, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE...BY DESTROYING THIS GODDAMN ACADEMY! AND I WILL KILL ANYONE...WHO GET'S IN MY WAY..." President Kaneshiro swung her multiple scythes around the area.
*PUSH*
Mako quickly pushed his girlfriend away and screamed, "MOVE, BITCH! GET OUTTA THE WAY!"
Kōmura Nazo says:
Hey, he must be a huge fan of Ludacris. WHEE!
*SLASH* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
Getting up, Tsuki held the back of her head and saw a lot of destroyed pillars.
"GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The brunette girl suddenly noticed Mako sitting on the ground in pain; there were cuts on his left arm and knee. "MAKO-SAN! YOU SAVED MY LIFE!" Tsuki quickly ran over to the silver-haired vampire boy's side.
"Stay back!" Mako yelled as he got up and pushed Tsuki away. "There's no way you can handle something like this! Get the hell outta here and leave that bitch to me!"
"NO! You can't do it alone!" Tsuki protested.
"LISTEN TO ME: this was what your pussy boyfriend wanted! He knew what would happen to him, but he removed the seal anyway, and he asked me to make sure you were safe as his last request. He's a complete pussy..." Holding his limping arm, Mako suddenly gave a sad smile as tears rolled down his face. "...but I promised him...that I would protect the girl he loved...no matter what! That girl...is YOU, Tsuki. Goodbye...and thank you..." Using all the strength he had, Mako leapt into the air to attack the Monstrel.
"MAKO-SAN! NO!" Tsuki cried.
*SLASH*
President Kaneshiro slashed him in the left shoulder, knocking him back to the ground. "AH HA HA HA HA HA HAH! EVEN WITH ALL THOSE WOUNDS, YOU'RE STILL WILLING TO FIGHT?"
"ARGH!" Struggling to get back up, the silver-haired vampire bore witness to the female Monstrel holding a scythe in the air to finish her off. "YOU'RE EITHER BRAVE...OR FOOLISH! DIE!"
Mako desperately held his arms up and shut his eyes tight as he braced for impact.
*SLASH*
"GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Hearing a familiar female cry, Mako opened his eyes in confusion and saw no additional cuts on his body. Then he looked up and stiffened a gasp at the sight of Tsuki, transformed into a vampire, standing over him with a scythe parched into her stomach, taking the hit in his place. "TSUKI!"
"ARGH! YOU AGAIN!" President Kaneshiro exclaimed. "HOW CAN YOU..."
"W-Why can't we be more under...understanding...?" Tsuki groaned. "You were a human just like me...in the end, there's only...there's only ONE thing that I can do: FOR THE SAKE FOR EVERYONE ELSE, I...WILL...STOP YOU! MAKO-SAN! NOW!"
"*GASP*...heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! Your just as reckless as that pussy, babe!" Using this opportunity, Mako leapt high into the air, until he was high above the Monstrel.
"YOU BASTARD!" President Kaneshiro roared. "I'M NOTHING LIKE YOU! I GAVE UP EVERYTHING FOR THIS MOMENT! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!"
She swung her scythe at Mako, but the silver-haired vampire boy dropped down onto her at the last second, avoiding the attack, then swung her leg down onto her and shouted, "YES I CAN! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR PETTY DREAMS! I HAVE THE HOPE AND DREAMS OF THIS SCHOOL...AND MY FRIENDS! AND THAT IS STRONGER THAN YOU'RE BULLSHIT RESOLUTION! KNOW YOUR PLACE, BITCH!"
*BAM* *BOOM*
Mako's kick sent President Kaneshiro flying into a pillar, emitting a huge cloud of smoke that covered the entire basement. "M-Mako-san!" As the dust died, Tsuki got onto her feet and saw a silver-haired boy twirling his hair strand and looking over the body of his defeated opponent: Houki Kaneshiro.
Kōmura Nazo says:
This chapter's climactic battle took 2,135 words! WHEE!
End
