"Bakugo, why didn't you tell any of us you had a sister, man?" Kirishima asked.

"You never asked! I never had to tell you all anything!" Bakugo snapped.

"Not even me?" Jiro questioned. the two having become a couple after their concert.

Bakugo groaned at this. "She's just always been a bitch, raining on my parade, down-playing all my accomplishments!" Bakugo explained, thinking back to one of his greatest moments, followed immediately by one of his worst.

Flashback...

A four-year-old Bakugo was showing off his new Quirk to the kids in his class after school had been let out. "Wow, Bakugo! Your Quirk is amazing!" A young Midoriya told him.

The boy laughed at this. "You got that right! No one can stop me with powers like this!" He declared, unaware of someone standing behind him, until someone grabbed his orange school shorts and lifted him into the air. "Aah! Hey! Let me go! I'll roast you!" He snapped at his assailant, a ten-year-old Revy.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, punk. I'm here to bring you and Maka home." The older girl said as a young girl with hair the same as Katsuki's ran up and hugged the older girl's leg.

"Put me down now, or you're gonna lose your face!" Bakugo snapped at his older sister.

"Oh, yeah? How's that gonna happen? Those explosions can't reach back here!" Revy taunted, holding him at full arms length, his explosions not reaching any further than her elbow.

"Shut up!" The boy snapped, grabbing the wrist of the hand holding him and making some explosions that actually hurt his sister.

"Oww, you brat!" She snapped, smacking his butt with her other hand, practically making him fall out of his shorts. "Just for that, you lost your walking privileges! Your staying like this the whole way home!" She declared, picking up Maka and holding her normally while she held Bakugo just off the ground as she carried the two home as the kids from his class that witnessed this event giggled.

End Flashback...

"She beat up our mom one day when she was 16 and ran off. Haven't seen her since." Bakugo explained.

"Whoa. Then it's safe to say she's not a hero. At least in the traditional sense." Kaminari said.

"Then I wonder what she could be doing that the Empress of the universe wanted to show us?" Mina asked.

"If you all be quiet, we can find out. The sooner we get this over with, the sooner we can get home." Aizawa told them. Although, secretly, he was wondering just what he would witness from these family members of his students he'd never heard about. And if they might show any of his own family.


A large oceanside city is shown as a man sighs. "Roanupur. Take it all in, ladies and gentlemen. A city full of money, power, gang violence, corruption. This is the ultimate gathering point for the criminal underworld." The man said as money was shown being thrown around, as well as nearly everyone walking around with some form of weapon.

"Roanupur? I've never heard of it." Uraraka said.

"From a distance, it looks nice enough. But clearly, that's not the case." Jiro said, narrowing her eyes at the seedy behavior on screen.

"How could it get that bad? Where are the Pro Heroes?" Sato asked.

"I've heard the name once or twice, but I was always told the local heroes and law enforcement had it under control." Present Mic said.

"That must mean that someone is covering up the behavior going on in the area from the eyes of large hero organizations." Shoji realized.

"Then what the hell is my sister doing there?" Bakugo demanded. Though he tried to forget about his sister after she ran out on the family, he couldn't stop himself from worrying. And knowing she was in a place like this only turned that simple worrying to full-on fear for her life.

However, an arm then snaked around his own left arm and a hand held his. He looked to the right to see Jiro holding his hand supportively. "If she's anything like you, I'm sure she's fine, Kacchan." She said, adding the nickname Midoriya affectionately called him.

"Some could say this is a criminals paradise. But for others, this city is a nightmare. One wrong misstep and you'll end up looking like this guy." The narrator said as a woman with a scarred face held up a man with a broken, bloody nose. "And trust me, you do not want to be this guy." The host emphasized as it was revealed the man was tied to a chair and a bomb was placed on the other side of the room, which the scarred woman detonated with a maniacal laugh.

The group was shocked at the straight up murder they just witnessed. "She... She killed him. Like nothing." Koda said in horror.

"I could almost imagine this being an adult version of Toga." Midoriya said fearfully.

"We should not be seeing something this violent and full of murder! It is inappropriate and goes against what heroes stand for!" Iida cried out, chopping robotically again.

"It's unfortunate, but things like this happen, students. You are bound to see some very troubling things throught the course of your hero careers." All Might told them.

"What could that guy have done to deserve that, I wonder? Ribbit." Asui asked.

A bespectacled man was then seen driving the car with an imposing dark-skinned man beside him, smoking a cigarette. "You see, passing off the mafia isn't the only thing you have to worry about here. You have literal demon children on the loose, nuns that'll spin the block in the name of Jesus, a maid that is literally the terminator in disguise and is a threat to the entirety of humanity..." The narrator continued as a young girl was shooting at everything with a machine gun, an elderly nun pulling out and firing a golden Desert Eagle and finally a maid spinning around a rifle like a bo staff, before aiming at her target.

The shock they felt only deepened when they saw some of the other people who posed a threat in the city. "Was that... a child holding that machine gun?" Aizawa asked worriedly, the girl's white hair making him think of Eri, now imagining her in this situation.

"Yes, unfortunately. The story of her and her brother are NOT a happy one. I'll do you a favor by not telling you about them." Their celestial host said.

"Even the nuns are cold-blooded killers. That's one way to put the fear of God into a person." Ojiro said in shock.

But none were more shocked than Yaoyorozu when they saw the maid spinning a rifle like a staff. "Momo? Are you okay? It looked like that maid really freaked you out." Hagakure said.

Yaoyorozu gulped at this. "That maid is... MY elder sister." She told them, leaving them all shocked.

A man with a white shirt and tie was then shown on a boat. "And most important of all, this is the home of the queen of black Air Force energy." The narrator declared as a young tattooed woman with brown hair and a black tank top blew the smoke from the barrel of her gun.

"So that's your sister, Bakugo? She looks... nice." Kaminari said, obviously attracted to the woman on the screen, but was smart enough to censor himself to avoid Bakugo's explosive wrath..

Mineta, however, had no such filter.. "she's hot..." He said lustfully, enjoying how short her tank top was.

"Watch it, pervs." Bakugo warned, popping off mini explosions in his hands threateningly.

"She certainly takes more after your father in the looks department." Aizawa said, noting the girl's brown hair like her father, rather than the ashy blonde Bakugo shared with his mother.

"Black Air Force energy? Is that her Quirk?" Kirishima asked.

"No, young listener, that's a type of slang meaning you just don't give a crap about anything. Nothing fazes you." Present Mic explained.

"Then what is her Quirk?" Mina asked.

Bakugo didn't answer, so they looked to Midoriya again. "Sh-she doesn't have one. She's Quirkless." He explained.

"WHAT?!" Everyone cried out, shocked that someone as powerful as Bakugo could possibly have a sibling with no power.

A man on a rooftop was seen overlooking the city. "So ladies and gentlemen, strap in as we dive into the streets of Roanupur, as we observe Revy on her Hood Safari on this episode of..." The narrator declared as Revy was shown wielding a gun in each hand, before a distant view of the city was shown again, the title appearing and reading "The Roanupur Chronicles". The screen then went black before another title appeared, reading "Revy's Hood Safari".

"So, we're basically seeing a compilation of Bakugo's sister's exploits?" Midnight asked.

"Essentially." Sandra confirmed.

"Revy? Is that her name? Weird choice to name your kid." Todoroki said.

"It's a nickname, Icy-Hot! Her name's Rebecca. My dad thought an American-sounding name would be unique." Bakugo said.

"Alright, ladies and gentlemen, our first stop is at the bar." The narrator explained as a bar was shown, with Revy and her crew sat inside. "As we can see, Lagoon Company's just chilling at the bar, right now and Revy's already getting off her ass. She's like 'Man, the drink hittin' hard right now, I ain't gonna lie' and she's just straight up gaslighting Rock right now, she's like 'Rock, you a bitch-ass, I know I've only known you like- what? Six hours? But I know you get no hoes'." The narrator summarized as Revy held up a gun to the blonde man, before messing with the man with a tie.

"Well, she seems to be lacking in feminine charm." Aoyama said distastefully.

"Yeah, what's she being mean to that guy for? Isn't he one of her friends?" Sero asked.

"Not at that moment. You see, at this point, Revy and the Lagoon Company had just stolen a disc from Rock that belonged to a very influential company Rock worked for. But Revy didn't think they were getting paid enough, so she kidnapped him to hold him for ransom." Sandra explained.

Everyone was shocked at this. "So... Bakugo's sister is a villain?" Uraraka asked.

"You know, I think you guys throw that word around too much." The celestial said, giving Midoriya a quick glance as the group could've sworn they saw the image of a green man with antennae appear in Sandra's glass-like forehead. "There is a difference between criminals and villains, you know. Revy and her crew are just a delivery company. But when you operate out of one of the worst places in the world, sometimes you have to break the law to put food on the table." Their hostess explained.

Tokoyami looked down in thought at this. "Sometimes, when we are pushed to our most desperate, I suppose we are truly capable of doing anything, even if it goes against societies morals, or even our own." He declared sagely.

Dark Shadow groaned at this. "Oh, god, he's doing his poetic philosophy stuff again!" The Quirk creature complained.

"So while they're chilling, Dutch is outside and he gets a call from Balalaika and she basically says 'Hey, bruh. Just warning you, there are some mercenaries outside that's about to air that bitch out'." The narrator explained as the Balalaika gave her warning as the mercenaries arrived out front.

The mercenaries then STARTED by throwing grenades into the bar. "So they toss some Grenades in there and they end up blowing up the entire bar. Then homeboy right here is like 'Alright everybody, light they asses up!'" The narrator said as the mercs open fired into the bar.

The class was shocked at what they just witnessed. "What the heck?! What are they attacking the bar for? And why kill everyone? They must only be after a few people, right? That is so not manly!" Kirishima snapped.

"They're mercenaries hired by Rock's company to destroy him and the disk. Everyone else would just be a witness, which they can't have. That and the leader of these mercs liked to think he was a wild west cowboy who could do whatever he felt like." Sandra explained.

"Then they're just like Shigaraki and the League of Villains: they had a target, but tried us just because it was evil and would've hurt All Might." Asui said with a glare.

"Things like this happen sometimes, kids. There are people like that our there. And you'll have to be ready to face them when you become heroes. That means anticipating their moves and doing whatever you can to prevent them from involving civilians." Aizawa said.

"So these motherfuckers are airing out the entire bar! And look at the bartender! He's like 'Revy, I swear to GOD, if you brought these motherfuckers in my damn bar!'. And she's like 'Hold on, hold on, let me at least finish the drink first'." The narrator said as Revy held up her drink.

"Wow, Bakugo. Your sister's really got her priorities straight." Jiro said, deadpanning at the actions of her boyfriend's sibling.

"Quit drinking and get out of there, dammit!" Bakugo yelled at his onscreen sister. However, instead of the usual furious glare that accompanied the bomber boy's screaming, he instead had a face of horror and desperation.

"Well, if you're gonna go out, best do to it with a nice, strong drink." Present Mic said.

"Mic!" Midnight chastised her fellow teacher, not wanting to upset the explosive pomeranian any further.

However, this drink was soon replaced with a gun as Revy had a malicious grin on her face. "'I'm about to air this bitch out in three seconds!'. So she gets up and starts lighting up the whole bar! Straight up busting caps in their asses! And she's is blasting these bastards with a smile on her face! She is literally ENJOYING THIS!" The narrator exclaimed as Revy gunned down the mercs with incredible precision and style while avoiding bullets with amazing agility.

Everyone was shocked at the movements of the gunner girl onscreen. "Whoa! Look at her go! She's dodging bullets like an action movie hero!" Kaminari said in amazement. Bakugo, meanwhile, was stunned at this, believing his sister was helpless without a Quirk, so seeing her decimate a bunch of mercenaries like this was unthinkable.

"While I can't condone killing, I have to admit, her speed and agility is impressive. Especially for one without a Quirk." Iida admitted.

"Her level of precision is also quite admirable. Hitting a target with a gun is hard enough. Hitting a target while on the move is even more so. And I couldn't even begin to fathom the difficulties of aiming while flying upside down through the air." Yaoyorozu added.

"Still, the fact she is smiling and enjoying this is more than a bit concerning." All Might said.

She then held a man in front of her with one hand, shooting with the other. "Look at her! She's using homie as a body shield! And then straight up popped him after!" The narrator cried out as she indeed gunned down her human shield.

"Holy crap! Bakugo, are you sure she's Quirkless? She's gotta be tough to hold that guy with one arm." Sato said.

"He's probably too scared to fight back in case she shoots him." Shoji theorized.

But many of the students were shocked when she shot her human shield when she was done with him. "She... she shot him. Even after he stopped her from getting shot, however unwilling he might have been." Ashido said in horror.

"I don't like it either, kids, but while I would've preferred if she knocked him out, she was right to take him down. If she had just thrown him away, he likely would've grabbed a fallen comrade's gun and tried to shoot her again. Always make sure the threat is dealt with before moving on." Midnight told them.

"So then they escape and get to the car and she's like 'Hold on, let me get one more lick!'. So she chucks a grenade and kills the rest of 'em!" The narrator declared as Revy leaned out the window and threw a grenade back, leaving only the stunned leader alive. "And this is the very beginning of her adventures in audacity and she literally already aired out a bar and caught at least 30 bodies!" The narrator emphasized as a strange-looking bison had a look of pure shock and horror on his face.

many of the students were just as shocked as that Bison. "I know we say a lot that Bakugo ACTS like a villain, but I never thought he'd be related to one." Mineta said in horror.

"To be fair, that particular instance was in self-defense. And while it isn't an excuse, all those mercenaries she just killed annihilated that bar filled with people who hadn't done anything. They were far from innocent, likely as bad as the League of Villains." Tokoyami reasoned.

"She's not the greatest person in the world, but at the very least, she won't kill you for no reason." Sandra said.

The group was then seen in the car with Rock appearing to be dead inside while Revy was relaxing, calm as could be. "They just chillin' in the car and Rock is losing his mind right now. And look at her, she like 'Cheer up, Rock. Quit being a bitch! We just gettin' started! Welcome to Roanupur!'" The host exclaimed as the drove into the city.

"Thanks, now how soon can I leave?!" Hagakure asked.

"I'm not sure if a bunch of heroes should go down to clean the place up, or avoid it like the plague and let it rot." Sero said uncertainly.

Later...

"So, later on, Dutch goes on his daily stroll to the corner store." The narrator explained as Dutch's call was suddenly interrupted by a familiar face driving up to him.

"That's the guy who got killed by the burnt-faced woman." Todoroki realized.

"This must be what led to her killing him." Ojiro theorized.

The soon-to-be dead man then spoke to Dutch. "So as he's talking on the phone, old dude pull up and he just started talking and he saying 'Hey, you, Dutch! Listen, listen, my boy. Hey, brother, why are you still working for that old fry face-ass, burnt-ass bitch, Balalaika? Listen, my dude, she taking all the money, she taking all the routes, my boy, she taking all the bread.'" The narrator restated what the doomed man told Dutch.

"But Dutch was like 'Pfft! I'll be damned if I cross Miss Balalaika. You know what she'll do to a motherfucker? That's your problem, not mine.'" The narrator retold Dutch's response as the Lagoon Company boss departed. "So he walks away and old dude is like 'Alright, then, you best watch your back! Swear to God!'" The narrator informed about the man's threat.

"So, he's mad Balalaika has control of that stuff, so he wants Dutch and the others to turn on her? Is it really worth going to war for?" Koda asked.

"They're criminals. All they care about is money and power. And whoever has the most is always targeted by everyone else." Aizawa explained.

"Truly, greed and envy are the real true villains of the world, driving people to unconscionable acts." Tokoyami said.

Dark Shadow growled at this. "Stop with the philosophy talk!" The shadow screamed.

"But clearly, he didn't like Dutch's answer. That might be a problem for Young Revy and the others." All Might said, to which Bakugo growled at the potential threat to his sister.

Two hours later...

Lagoon Company then drove through the streets. "So, a few hours later, they end up getting hired for a job to receive some type of package. So, while they're driving off, pay attention to this background character dialing up on this whack-ass flip phone." The narrator pointed out as the man with the outdated phone called someone.

Uraraka pouted at this. "There's nothing wrong with a flip phone." She complained.

And the recipient of the call was, of course, the doomed man. "And guess who he dialin'? This old, plotting-ass bitch! And then look at him, he's like 'Yeah, looks like they fell for the trap! 'Bout to put they asses six feet under, my boy!'" The narrator revealed the man's scheme.

"I'll kill that bastard." Bakugo growled.

"Uh, I think that's already been taken care of, explosive listener." Present Mic said.

On da boat...

Rock was now having a conversation with Revy. "So, while they on the boat, Rock is asking Revy 'Alright, so- uh, how did you end up in this city and how did you end up like this?' And she's basically tells him 'Listen my boy: I beat my momma's ass, because she was an abusive bitch, I got arrested and beat up by 16, so I shoot, kill and I rob. And that's my life story.'" The narrator retold Revy's story, much to the shock of an apparent audience, with the image of a shocked stuffed creature. "Lord, have mercy, she hit us with that... That SUPER Backstory No Jutsu. I don't think Naruto can pull a Talk No Jutsu off of this one!" The narrator said as a preacher and a ninja boy were both shown to be at a total loss.

"That's bullshit! She's a hag, but she's not abusive!" Bakugo snapped.

"She wasn't afraid to smack you in front of a couple of Pro Heroes..." Aizawa mumbled.

"The cops beat her, though? That isn't right." Jiro said, feeling sorry for the gunslinger.

"And they used their Quirks on her, loading their power over a Quirkless girl. Not to mention... they did something that makes Mineta's worst moments seem mild in comparison." The celestial said uncomfortably.

Those who knew how far Mineta had gone in the past gasped in horror at this. "Disgraceful! These officers besmirch the law they're sworn to protect and the people they're meant to serve!" Iida said angrily.

"And I told Young Midoriya they were a fine profession." All Might said, disgusted his successor may have had associates like that.

Bakugo was shocked that something like this happened to his sister and he never knew. But then a horrifying realization hit him. That he had once been the same as these cops, lording his Quirk over Deku before he had his own Quirk. And what's worse, Revy even tried to show him the error of his ways back then.

Flashback...

An eight-year-old Katsuki walked into his house with a smile on his face, fresh from beating up Midoriya once again. "You, squirt. Where have you been?" A fourteen-year-old Revy asked from where she was laying on her stomach on the couch, shamelessly reading a dirty magazine.

"I just taught that useless Deku a lesson again. Laid him out with a few bruises and burns." He laughed.

Revy mock gasped at this. "You mean the kid who makes EXPLOSIONS beat a kid with NO POWERS? How amazing!" She said in VERY heavily mock surprise. "Big deal. You want a cookie or something? That's not gonna do you any favors getting into a hero school, you know." She told him.

Katsuki growled at this. "What's your problem?" He demanded.

"You, thinking your hot shit because you beat up someone who doesn't have any power to defend himself while you blast him with explosions. You know, with how common Quirks are these days, you could argue NOT having one is a disability. So you beat up a disabled kid! And don't tell me that pudgy punk with wings and the brat with those freaky fingers helped you." She said. Katsuki growled more and looked away at this. "Oh, my god! And you're ACTUALLY proud of yourself? That's just pathetic! What does that even get you? So you beat up Izuku. Great, you smacked around a kid with no powers AND you needed help to do it! You're so amazing! Now, what if by SOME miracle, he actually beat you all? That means you superpowered punks lost a 3-on-1 to a kid with no powers!" She continued to mock her brother.

Katsuki growled at this, holding up his hands. "You wanna piece, too!?" He asked, making explosions in his hands.

"Oh, wow! Now you're threatening a Quirkless GIRL! How mighty you are!" Revy threatened, getting up and cracking her knuckles. "But if you really wanna eat a few of your own teeth, then sure! I'll be happy to feed you!" She declared.

The explosive boy looked at his sister with a glare, which she met with a sinister smile. After a moment of hesitation, he turned and walked away at this. "You're not worth the trouble!" He said, storming off to his room.

End of Flashback...

Bakugo growled in anger towards himself, before channeling that anger at thoughts of the cops who hurt his sister in such a horrid way. "Where are these cops now?" He demanded.

"It may be of little comfort, but you might like to know they died during a Villain attack." The celestial said, before sighing sadly. "Still, this has sadly left Revy with a nihilistic view of the world that only money and power mean everything, because she suffered during a time she had neither." Sandra explained.

All of the class looked down sadly at this, teachers included. And Midoriya was deep in thought at this. If he never met All Might and got his power, could he have wound up with a world view similar to Revy?

Several boats then pulled up to Lagoon Company's boat. "So while they on the boat, these other boats end up pulling up. And old dude done hired some pirates. So they got six boats surrounding them right now. So Revy's like 'I smell it. I smell it! I wanna kill these bitches! Ooh, y'all packs gonna hit hard tonight!' So then Dutch says 'Alright, Revy. It's showtime!' So she just starts blasting! One ship, gone! jumping all the way to the next! Spraying they asses and hitting 'em with the noob tube! Oh, my god, bro, this is ridiculous! She is jumping from ship to ship! She is sitting down and smiling and lighting them up with the Uzi!" The narrator explained as Revy was decimating the enemy force with ease using an SMG and grenade launcher while leaping dozens of feet from boat to boat.

The class was shocked at this. "Okay, there is NO WAY she's Quirkless! She's jumping huge gaps between boats going at full speed and handling two two-handed guns like nothing!" Uraraka shrieked.

"She must also be great at calculating all the variables: how much force she needs to put into her jumps, the right angle to jump at to account for the boat's speed, where she needs to land on the boat to be out of range of the explosion of her grenade launcher and what position makes her least vulnerable to being shot..." Midoriya listed off.

"Shut up, Deku! You'reruining the badass moment!" Bakugo shouted.

"She's pretty confident to be sitting down like that with thugs shooting at her like that. I like her attitude." Midnight said with a small smirk.

"What she lacks in feminine charm, she makes up for with panache." Aoyama agreed.

"So while she's lighting up this boat, the other one's trying to come up on the left and look at her! Noob tube!" The narrator declared as Revy blasted the ship with the grenade launcher, causing it to explode and the people on board to scream. "Yo, she really just took out the whole fleet!" The narrator cried out as Revy stood on the boat proudly. Then, the leader of the pirates took the wheel of his boat. "Look at bro! He's like 'Nah, G! Turn this boat around!' But she load up and she like 'Bitch, please!'" The narrator retold the events as Revy fired one last grenade at the retreating boat.

"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" A voice cried out in place of the pirate as his boat was obliterated.

Revy then blew the smoke from the end of the gun. "'Raggedy-ass boat!' My god, that was like a bunch of level one's trying to fight a max-prestige with a mod list!" The narrator said in amazement.

Bakugo had a murderous smirk on his face at this. "Eat it, extras! That's what you get when you mess with my sister!" The bomber boy cheered.

"That's some impressive situational awareness to take out the boat sneaking up on her without even looking." Yaoyorozu praised.

"She might actually give Snipe a run for his money." Jiro said.

"Should we really be praising her for murdering these people?" Iida asked.

"I wouldn't exactly condone it, but once again, this is a case of self-defense. Remember, students, while you should never TRY to kill a villain, if it comes down to the wire and it is truly either you or the villain, do not be afraid to do what you have to in order to ensure your survival. And don't be ashamed for your actions afterwards if it was your only option to survive." All Might told them, knowing how he, too, went all out against All For One in an attempt to put the villain down permanently.

Later...

"So later on, old dude trying to pack his bags, he's like 'Bro, I gotta get to steppin'! I gotta get out of this city!'" The narrator explained as Chin prepared to leave, only for Balalaika to enter and cut off his escape. "But Balalaika and the whole Russian mafia pull up at his front door! And look at her, she like 'Well, well, well, look at the little bitch trying to scram town! Well, don't worry, you'll be leaving soon alright! Of course, in a body bag, though.'" The narrator explained the events, before Balalaika kicked the doomed man to the floor. Rock was shown handing a phone to Dutch, the caller being Balalaika. "So then Balalaika calls Dutch and she's like 'Dutch, my boy! Listen, listen, I heard you had a problem earlier today. But don't worry, I already took care of that. You should be hearing the fireworks in about 3... 2... 1...'" The events continued to be retold as Balalaika pressed a detonator and exploded the hotel room. "'Well, uh... Have a great day!'" The narrator finished for Balalaika as she hung up.

"it's a lot harder to say I feel bad for him now than it was before." Asui said.

"Because he deserved it." Bakugo said.

"But how did she know about what he did?" Midoriya asked.

"Oh, because Bakugo is actually subtle compared to this guy. He basically went around the whole island bragging about setting them up." Sandra said with an eye roll, the audience deadpanning as well.

"What an idiot." Aizawa scoffed.

The rooftop observer was shown once again. "Mm, mm, mm... Like I told y'all before we even started the tour: this city is a nightmare for some people. This city will eat you up and spit you out. You leave a different person, or you leave a pack." The narrator warned once more as Balalaika held up Chin by the collar.

"You know what? They can actuallyhave that place." Present Mic said.

"Agreed. We'd probably need a small army of heroes to get that place under control." Midnight agreed.

3 Days later...

Lagoon Company was then looking over a map. "So a few days later, they get another mission and it's to retrieve this old World War II painting that's been sunk all the way to the bottom of the sea. So Rock and Revy swim down to go get it, but... there's also somebody else looking for this painting." The narrator began as men in grey uniforms were shown. "And they are literal..." The narrator began, before pausing as a young girl was looking on expectantly. "Can I even say this name? Nope, nope, nope. We're not taking any chances- uh... give me some time real quick." The narrator requested as a man was shown pondering something, before a grey test pattern appeared.

Please stand by...

"Aha! HYDRA agents!" The narrator declared as an invisible crowd gasped while a giant bird puppet had its beak open in shock. "Thank you, Marvel!" The narrator said gratefully as a man was shown shrugging with Marvel's logo beneath him. "Ey, yo, where Red Skull ass at?" The narrator questioned as the head of HRDRA was shown.

"So... what's so important about a painting?" Kirishima askedhoping to avoid talking about the soldiers.

"Well, for Lagoon Company, it was just a check. For the- ahem, HYDRA agents, they believed that the painting would be a symbol to reignite their cause and pave the way for a second revolution." The Empress explained.

"How is an ordinary painting supposed to do that?" Todoroki asked.

"I think it's pretty clear these guys have a warped world view." Ashido said.

"So they end up finding the painting and, you know, Rock's not feeling it right now, you know? He's kind of feeling for the sunken submarine people. But then Revy starts talking to him, so she picks up this medal and a skull, so then she asks Rock 'Alright, Rock. Tell me, what is the difference between this skull and this medal? Guess what? There's no difference. They're both things. And guess which one's gonna be more valuable? This medal, not this little whack-ass skull. You wanna know why? Because money is everything. Money is power. I don't give a damn about sentimental memories.'" The narrator summarized what Revy had said, much to the shock of the audience and a blue monster puppet. "Pfft! Oh, hell no, bro! She a menace! She is comparing a man's memories to a THING!" The narrator said in shock as Revy smoked a cigarette, looking almost dead inside.

"Whoa. Whatever he said really messed her up." Mineta said, more than a little unnerved by Revy's personality shift.

"She was never like this back when I knew her." Midoriya said, equally stunned and disturbed.

"What did he say to mess her up that bad?" Shoji asked.

"By thinking about the medals and the memories of the people attached to those medals, he gave them a value other than simple monetary value. And, like I said earlier, Revy believes that money and power are everything, because back when she didn't have those, the cops that beat her treated her like she had no value. It's... very complicated." Sandra explained, while everyone's concerned for the Bakugo girl grew.

The soldiers then started shooting at the two. "So after that, the HYDRA agents end up bustin' up in the submarine and they end up jacking the painting, so Revy starts swimming and tries to chase 'em, but they got the MG ready on sight." The narrator explained as the soldiers had a machine gun aimed down at them and began firing. "So they just start blasting, so Rock has to pull her down and he's like 'Nope, nope, nope! Another day!'" The narrator retold as Rock was force to pull Revy from the suicidal battle she attempted to fight, shaking his head, silently pleading for her to stop.

"Is she insane?! No way she can take a machine gun in the water like that!" Kaminari asked incredulously.

"I think she's not in the right state of mind right now." Sato said.

"And that is fatal in a situation like this." Midnight said in concern.

The Lagoon company was shown discussing their next course of action. "So, after this, they get back to the boat and Revy and Dutch is ready to go raid the ship, because to them, a job is a job, there is no unfinished business." The narrator explained as it became nightfall, Dutch looking ready for action while Revy looked as if nothing mattered to her anymore, totally dead on the inside. "So they getting ready and Revy is just not in the mood, she is not amused, she is angry as shit. She lookin' like a whole different person right now." The narrator pointed out as Revy slapped Rock out of the way.

"Looks like she hasn't gotten over it yet." Sero said worriedly.

"She is going into dangerous! She must perk up and show some panache!" Aoyama declared.

One of the soldiers then spotted a grappling hook on the side of the ship. "So they head off, so old boy right here walking on the balcony, but- she ends up pulling up on old dude from the back! So she's like 'Listen, my boy. Since I'm about to send your ass to the other side, my boy Cap got a message for Red Skull. He said tell him that he a bitch!'" The narrator declared as Revy snuck up on the soldier and shot him dead.

Dutch and Revy then discussed their plan of attack. "So Dutch tells Revy 'Alright, just go do your thing.' And she's like 'Bet. I'm 'bout to air this whole ship out in five minutes'. So she starts going room by room and airing the whole ship out! And she is not amused! And then she just starts popping off! She laying everybody out, just dropping bodies left and right! Oh, god! This is terrifying! This is like a horror movie at this point!" The narrator said as Revy was gunning down soldiers like it was nothing, hunting down more while another soldier hid behind a wall. "Look at old dude right here, he like 'Ah, hell nah! I didn't sign up for this shit!' So he runs off to the gun locker to try and find a gun, but... Ha, ha tough luck, buddy." The narrator said as Revy found the man and shot him.

Everyone was shocked at Revy's behavior. "It's like a totally different feel now. She used to have style and flare. Now she's just cold and robotic. Just killing." Jiro said.

"Yeah. It's a big shift from before. It's kind of scary." Uraraka said with a shiver.

Dutch was also blasting soldiers away with a shotgun. "And look at my boy, Dutch, hitting them with the pump-action! Boom! Boom!" The narrator cheered as Dutch took them all out effortlessly as another voice declared overkill.

"Nice! Breaking out the big guns!" Kirishima said.

"He's pretty quick on the draw to take them down before they can land a shot." Hagakure admitted.

"There's psychological factors at play, young listeners! The loud blasts of the shotgun, plus seeing their comrades fall fills them with dread and makes them hesitate and panic, throwing off their aim or making them freeze in fear." Present Mic explained.

"Huh. That was actually insightful." Aizawa said, impressed.

Revy then stumbled upon a room of people without uniforms. "So then Revy finds these dudes and they're like 'Chill! Chill! We're just civilians!' And she like-" They narrator explained as the civilians pleaded for their lives, earning one of them a pistol whip from Revy. "'Okay? Don't mean shit to me!'" The narrator reiterated Revy's words as she aimed down at the sailor.

"No..." Midoriya said worriedly as Bakugo watched in horror.

"Up to now, it's been criminals attacking her or... very disreputable soldiers. If she kills these men..." All Might began.

"She'll be a lost cause, as bad as anyone from the League." Midnight said.

Thankfully, Dutch smacked the guns out of her hand before she killed anyone. "But then Dutch has to stop her and he's like 'Yo. Chill out.' And she's like 'Chill?! I was just doing my job! you told me to air the boat out, so I was gonna air the boat out!'" The narrator simplified their argument, but made Revy's response no less shocking for the audience and puppet that heard it. "Oh, no, no, no- she a lost cause at this- This ain't even a Black Air Force at this point, this is a Tim! This is a Fila! This is a pair of Discount Shaqs! She's the type to sell you some busted-ass, creased Jordans on Stock X to scam a bitch!" The narrator declared as the various black air force shoes were shown.

"This is a very disturbed woman." Todoroki said.

"With what happened to her, it's understandable, but it doesn't excuse murder." Yaoyorozu said.

"Then it's lucky Dutch stopped her, then." Asui said.

Dutch and Revy then split up as a huge man suddenly burst through a nearby door. "So while they're trying to find the commander, this big-ass come busting through the door. And then he like 'Hello, hello, little lady, I have something to show you!'" The narrator recounted as the man whipped out an impressive golden gun. "'Behold! My golden gun! After countless sleepless nights and countless hours playing with the boys, I finally achieved the golden camo! With my attachments, the long barrel, extended clip and the laser sight! Now witness this amazing-!'" The narrator boasted as this behemoth of a man, only for Revy to shoot him as he boasted.

Everyone facepalmed at this. "idiot..." They all said together.

Well, everyone except Kirishima. "Hey! He wasn't done talking yet! You're supposed to let him finish! That's not manly!" Kirishima said.

"No, you're supposed to shoot him before he shoots you." Bakugo growled in irritation.

"Oh, my god. This man really decides to show off his gun in front of somebody else that is strapped! Like, are you dumb, or are you just dumb? This is basically somebody in anime that's explaining their ability, but end up getting smacked while doing it." The narrator criticized as a boy was charging an energy attack, only for a woman to hit him with a flying rear kick.

"I believe if Snipe were here, he'd say something to the effect of 'If you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk'!" All Might said with a laugh.

"Let that be a lesson, kids. If you have the opening, take it." Aizawa added.

Revy then walked in on Dutch with another soldier. "So they end up finding the commander, so Revy gives him the gun and she's like 'Alright, buddy! Here ya go! Here's a free shot! Go ahead, take it!' But, obviously-" The narrator explained as Revy tossed him a gun and leaned against a wall. But when he went to shoot them, he only heard the clicks of an empty gun. "The gun ain't loaded. And she's like 'Man, you really thought I was about to give you a loaded gun? Bitch, suck my-'" The narrator began as the gunslinger, before she and Dutch fired their guns.

"Man, talk about insult to injury." Ojiro said.

"Total troll moment." Mina giggled.

"Actually, she offered it to him to see if he'd be brave enough to off himself." Sandra said, quickly killing the mood.

"Dude, your sister's got issues." Kaminari told Bakugo.


A/N: Oh, man! This took way longer than I thought it would! I had to split this in half! About halfway through, I was thinking to just show the fight scenes instead, but if I did show the full scenes, it would ultimately probably be the same length, so at least they technically saw most of everything Revy did, so hopefully you all enjoyed this. And let me know in the future if you think I should show them one or two of Revy's fight scenes in greater detail in the future.