Revy was then seen in a jeep with a blonde man and black-haired woman. "So, moving forward, Revy has to go on this mission to save Rock because he got captured-" The narrator explained as Rock was shown surrounded by men aiming guns at him. Revy was then talking to the woman, who held a sword to her throat. "So she's with the driver and old girl, which I am not saying her name! Nope, nope, nope and no!" The narrator refused as a wavy image of a man was shown with the word "No!" popping up all around him.

"So, she's working to save her colleague, even after he brought up those painful memories for her? That's so manly of her!" Kirishima cheered.

"It helps paint a SLIGHTLY better picture for her, but she's still far from hero material, or even what I'd call a good person." Aizawa said.

"But what's that bitch got a knife to her throat for?" Bakugo asked angrily.

"To put it lightly? Revy was insulting her thick accent." The celestial informed them.

The students then noticed Tokoyami staring strangely at the wavy image of the man with "No!" Popping up around him. "Tokoyami? Is something wrong?" Midoriya asked him.

This brought the bird boy out of his trance. "Huh? Oh, no, it's just- it could be the strange distortion of the screen, but the person there looked rather familiar to me." He explained.

"So they bust in and save Rock, so they run back to the car and the dude is like 'So y'all think we leaving? Ah, hell nah! Spin the block, bitch!' So dude drives straight into the camp and they end up hitting the drive-by!" The narrator declared as they plowed through the camp, Revy shooting at anyone she could hit. "So then they end up playing rock, paper, scissors to see who can shoot at the op next!" The narrator laughed as, even in this dire situation, they found time to play a kid's game. "No, bro! No, no! Oh, my god, bro! These are some straight menaces!" The narrator laughed as Revy and the woman childishly fought on top of the car.

Everyone deadpanned at this. Well, everyone except Mineta. "Catfight!" The grape-headed boy cheered, earning a smack from Tsuyu's tongue.

"This is the same merciless gunslinger we were scared of like two minutes ago?" Hagakure asked.

"Well, at least they're having fun. Maybe that means they don't think they have to take it all that serious?" Mina suggested uncertainly.

"They should be taking it seriously! They're being chased and shot at!" Iida cried out.

Post-Vampire Twin Incident...

"Vampire... twins?" Uraraka asked.

"I am going to do you guys a HUGE favor and NOT tell you anything about that. You DO NOT want to know." Sandra insisted.

Revy and a nun were seen drinking. "So then we get to the next big incident Revy was involved in. So she's chilling at the church with Eda, when this girl comes running to the church because she's getting chased by some gang. And then Eda comes to the door and she's like 'Help? Hell nah, the doors of the church are closed today!' But dude ends up shooting and almost hits her, so she just started blasting!" The narrator explained as one of the thugs shot the door of the church, putting a hole in it, the bullet also destroying Revy's drink, sending both women into a furious shooting frenzy.

"Holy crap! Your sister is scary when she's mad." Jiro told her boyfriend.

"No shit! She almost got shot! Who wouldn't be pissed?!" Bakugo demanded, angry at seeing his sister nearly shot once again.

"Man, this place really is terrible if even the Church isn't willing to help you until people shoot at them." Ojiro said.

"Anyone else a little concerned Nezu might try to buy this place as a testing ground?" Present Mic asked, all the other teachers raising their hands.

"She's like 'How dare you shoot at the house of the Lord! Swear to God, I'm about to bust a cap in your ass in the name of Jesus!' So then the Minister run out and he's like 'Ah, yes, sir! 'Scuse me, Sister, but I'm about to spread the name of the Lord in their hearts with this MG!' So then they just start lighting up their car and bro is terrified right now!" The narrator retold the events as the Minister ran out, readied a machine gun and started tearing into the thugs and their car with it as the leader screamed in fear.

"Who wouldn't be terrified! That's almost a wall of gunfire! I'd be running for my life!" Kaminari whimpered.

"All Might would probably even have a hard time rushing in to get them." Tsuyu said.

"It is a bit unnerving to see so many guns at use in one place. They've become something of a rarity since Quirks became as common as they are now." All Might admitted.

"Usually the only time we see them now is when someone's Quirk ACTS like a gun or enhances their aim like Snipe." Midnight agreed.

Then, an older nun came out and observed the scene. "So then the head nun come out and she like 'Mm, mm, mm, look at these sinners, pulling up on our block. Looks like they need some Communion!'" The narrator reiterated the nun's words as she pulled out a Golden Desert Eagle and exploded the car.

"Ooh! C'est genial! The elderly mademoiselle has exquisite taste in weaponry." Aoyama admired the golden gun.

"That thing packs some serious power! This has to be the most epic old lady since Recovery Girl!" Sato exclaimed.

"Maybe I should consider using guns and rubber bullets." Yaoyorozu pondered.

"You know they wouldn't be blowing up cars like that then, right?" Sero asked.

The church forces and Revy continued to lay down a wall of gunfire. "Sunday Service hitting different in Roanupur! So they dip, they gone. So then the head nun is like 'Mm, mm, mm. Little girl, you done caused some problems, but don't worry, you gonna be real good this month, sister!'" The narrator said as everyone looked to the new girl.

Three hours later...

"So then, later on, that same gang hires all these criminals to come get Jane. So they having a whole shootout at the safehouse, right? So they end up getting chased down by this girl with a LITERAL chainsaw!" The narrator explained as Revy shot at some guys, before a goth girl with a chainsaw sawed through a door and kicked it in. Then, Revy and Jane fled, only to run into a large blonde man. "And is that- Oh, hell, naw! Is that Shao Tucker!?" The narrator cried out in horror as the blonde man's picture was compared to another skinnier man. "Oh, no, no, NO, no- you're giving me bad memories again!" The narrator said nervously as the ninja boy shown before in the video was shown crying.

"I don't know why, but the skinnier man makes me feel very angry." Todoroki said.

"He makes your dad look like father of the year in comparison." Sandra told the half-and-half boy.

"Is he really that bad? He looks harmless." Shoji asked.

"He used alchemy to fuse his daughter's soul into his dog." The hostess told them.

Everyone was shocked and horrified at this. "That poor girl and poor dog." Koda wept for both of them.

Rock and Jane leapt onto the boat, along with several thugs. "So they escape to the boat, but some dudes end up jumping on the boat as well. So Revy ends up running out of bullets, so she ends up chucking a hammer at old dude's head! So then she ends up having her fight with Shao Tucker." The narrator said in concern as the blonde man walked up with a flamethrower in hand, which he blasts at her. "So he ends up shooting his flamethrower and everything, then he starts talking like 'Shoot, it's fun to play with a girl again like I did with my daughter when I turned her into a literal DOG! So go ahead and give up! I'mma cook you just like my wife: Well-the-fuck DONE!'" The narrator recounted the fight as the blonde man boasted in early victory.

"If he hurt my sister, he'll be the next one on fire!" Bakugo snapped.

However, the boat then made a massive turn, throwing him into the air. "But they end up flipping the boat and Revy's like 'This is for Nina, bitch!'" The narrator declared as Revy held onto the boat and shot the man, resulting in him rocketing away before his gas tanks exploding and took him with them as he could only scream. "Ah. Justice has been served once again." The narrator said in content as a strange green creature was seen laying down happily.

Most of the audience sighed in relief at this. "Man, talk about a close call." Midoriya said in relief.

"Yeah. And it's good to be rid of that guy. Even if he wasn't that Shao Tucker guy, if he did actually burn his wife, then he was as much of a menace as the league." Todoroki said.

"Yeah! Women are supposed to be hot because they're sexy! Not because you set them on fire!" Mineta declared.

"That was also clever of her to shoot the fuel tanks to explode them to both make sure he was eliminated and so no one else would be able to use hid flamethrowerafter him." Midnight noted.

"The flamethrower probably would've been useless after falling into the water, but it is a good idea to take it completelyoff the table." All Might agreed.

"So, they end up going to Japan and Revy gets mad at this festival because this guy doesn't give her a prize, but then they end up meeting Genji and man, oh man, this guy might be one of the coldest Samurai I have ever seen." He said as a very tall man with a sword walked in, him and Revy sizing each other up. "So he starts talking to Revy and he's like 'I know you're not a good person. I got shades on at night, but I can tell by just looking at your eyes: you're a menace to society, just like me.'" The narrator recounted the meeting with the samurai .

"They were in Japan?!" All the students said, shocked that someone so dangerous had been in their region.

"And I'm guessing that samurai is another criminal?" Aizawa asked, making not of the man.

"Yes. That's Genji, a bodyguard for Yukio, the heir to a criminal syndicate that Balalaika was going up against. That's what she had Revy with her in Japan for." Sandra explained.

"Oh, great! The Russian mob was in Japan, too! Right under our noses!" Mic complained.

"It may be wise to significantly upgrade the hero association's surveillance." Yaoyorozu said.

"Still, that's awesome! A fated rivalry between two notorious fighters! So manly" Kirishima cheers.

Bakugo scoffed at this. "Some rivalry. Everyone knows you don't give bring a gun to a sword fight!" Bakugo said, not noticing the smirk creeping across Sandra's face.

The next day...

Revy was actually peacefully playing with some children with toy guns. "So after this, Revy decides to be a babysitter and entertain some kids. So while she's playing dead, Rock is just looking over at her like 'Uh, what are you doing?' And she like 'Damn...'" The narrator explained as Revy laid on the floor, faking having been shot, up until Rock came in and she slowly got up with a blush on her face.

"Aww, that's so sweet! Looks like she has a softer side after all!" Uraraka gushed.

"Maybe she's not so bad after all." Sero said.

"Again, it's complicated, but deep down, she ultimately does want to change and live a happy, normal life, she's just not entirely sure she can. That and the place she lives and works in makes that kind of change difficult. She sees Rock as her last tie to the light side, but Roanupur I'd slowly but surely pushing him to the darkness as well." The celestial explained.

An awkward moment of silence then ensued, complete with crickets. "'I really just got caught lacking...' So she just chucks the toy gun and just walks off!" The narrator laughed as Revy indeed tossed to phony weapon and stormed off with Rock in tow.

This got a good laugh from most of the audience. "That is so perfect! There is no way to save face after that!" Hagakure giggled.

"Now I'm starting to see the similarities between you and her, Bakugo!" Kaminari laughed.

"I'm nothing like that, Dunce Face!" Bakugo snapped.

"Oh, really? What about that time you accidentally said you loved me in front of the Bakusquad and spent the rest of the week trying to avoid us like the plague?" Jiro teased as the other squad members laughed.

The Following Day...

Revy, Rock and surprisingly, Genji, all then drove up to a bowling alley. "So, about a day later, they end up driving up and pulling up to this bowling alley, because this absolute weirdo kidnapped Yukio," The narrator explained as a blonde, tan man was shown bowling and boasting to his boys. Then, Revy and Genji showed up, looking ready for a fight. "So they pull up and they ready to air out the whole bowling alley. So she just started going crazy, she literally made that man into a human bowling ball!" The narrator pointed out as Revy leapt forward, shooting down thugs, causing one to tumble down the bowling alley and knock down all the pins, earning a strike.

"Wait, why are they working to save her? Isn't she the enemy?"

"Because Rock became friends with her and is trying to save her from this criminal life." Sandra explained.

"Rivals coming together as one in a time of desperation. It'sincrediblewhat we are willing to do for those we care about." Tokoyami said in his usual sagely ways.

"Gotta say, they're cleaning house against those guys." Ojiro noted.

Then, many of them laughed as the man was made into a human bowling ball. "That was awesome! And a nice strike, too!" Ashido giggled.

"With a ball that size, it'd be hard to miss." Shoji said.

"Look at this combo attack! Weave!" The narrator cheered as Revy ducked under a swing from a bat, leaving the man distracted for Genji to run in and slice him. "Even Rock getting some licks in, hitting 'em with a bowling pin!" The narrator added as Rock clocked the blonde guy with a bowling pin.

"That's pretty good teamwork for two enemies that have never worked together before." Asui praised.

"They're both skilled warriors. They know how to create and when to exploit an opening." Iida noted.

"Yeah, put some work in, Rock!" Sato cheered.

"'Bout time he does something useful." Bakugo huffed.

Revy then whipped around a corner, aiming her guns at a man, who quickly surrendered. "So, as Revy continues to clean house, dude right here ends up surrendering and then he says 'I give!' And then she like 'What you mean by give? What you wanna give me, huh? What you wanna give me, HUH!?'" The narrator recited the scene as Revy shot the surrendering man, shooting another through a wall. "So then she wall-bangs homie and then she like 'Alright, listen up! I was gonna give y'all ten seconds to leave, but naw, fuck that, all y'all bitches dying today! So y'all best get to stepping!'" The narrator reiterated Revy's warning, showing the terrified thugs in full retreat.

"Well, at least she's showing some mercy this time." Koda said.

"It makes sense. The more shooting they do, the more likely it will be that the authorities become involved, especially towards the front of the building, where more civilians outside may hear the gunfire." All Might mused.

"But she did still kill someone who surrendered, so she hasn't totally lost that bloodlust." Aizawa added.

"So then she ends up finding old weirdo, so then he's like 'Alright, bet, let's play a game. When the can hits the ground, we draw.' But Revy was like 'Ha! Naw, I'm not with that!' So she just straight up kicks dude in the face!" The narrator said as Revy rushed in and kicked the man to the ground, looking down at him. "So then she looks at him and she's like 'Mhm. You ain't even worth my time, so I'mma just let the samurai kill you'." He retold Revy's next response, before she stepped out of the way to allow Genji to attack.

"Hey! You can't just attack him like that! He challenged you to a duel! You have to accept it! That's not manly!" Kirishima complained.

"Not everyone plays by the rules, shitty hair! That just gives the opponent time to trick you! I thought you would've learned your lesson after your work study with Fat Gum!" Bakugo reprimanded him.

"He's right, Kirishima. It is honorable to respect the terms of a duel, but at the end of the day, they are criminals. They will likely find a way to cheat in their favor, like he may shoot before he even drops the can, or as he lets it go, so Revy's focus would be on the can and not him.. As heroes, we must see through these lies to not allow ourselves to fall into any traps." Iida elaborated.

"So dude ends up drawing his gun, but he SLICES THE BULLET IN HALF! Then he cuts off his hands and pushes him into the pool! So he can't use his arms to swim! Oh, my god, that is brutal! And they just sit there and watch him drown! Yo, that- that is just ridiculous!" The narrator recounted the events as they played out: the blonde man pulling his gun, Genji slicing the bullet in half, taking the man's hand and sending him to a watery grave, using his sword to keep him under as he and Revy watched on.

Many of them were in total shock when yet another seemingly Quirkless person pulled off a feat many of them would likely struggle with. "Oh, Tres bien! Magnifique! Such skill and finesse to cut the bullet!" Aoyama said.

"No way! To be able to cut the bullet from such a short distance, he'd not only have to react to the bullet in motion, but he'd have to swing faster than the bullet is traveling so his sword would reach it before the bullet reaches him, in addition to the strength required to cleave a metal bullet in half-" Midoriya began, but before anyone could tell him to quit the muttering, they witnessed Genji cut the man's hand off and drown him.

"They just stood there. And watched him drown." Yaoyorozu gasped in horror.

"Every time we think they're cool or not so bad, something like this happens. That's got to be one of the worst things you can do to someone..." Asui said in shock.

"So then, Revy starts talking to Genji and she's like 'So how'd you cut that bullet in half? You should really, REALLY show me that trick sometime.' And he's like 'In due time'." The narrator spoke of the final peaceful conversation between these two rivals building up to a final showdown.

"The fated showdown between rivals!" Uraraka said, much like she had when she and the other girls spied on Midoriya and Bakugo's conversation after the battle trials.

"I don't know, Kacchan, suddenly having a gun against his sword doesn't seem like that big of a deal anymore." Kaminari said in concern.

"She'll win. She has to." Bakugo said simply, although he was trying to convince himself of this more than anything.

Later...

Revy and Rock were then riding on a motorcycle. "So later on, they're trying to leave Japan and Van-san comes out of the corner!" The narrator cried out as a van forced them to crash to avoid being hit, the people in the van revealed to be Yukio and Genji, the former aiming a gun at them. "So, it's Yukio and Genji that was driving it and they ended up kidnapping Rock and then just dip." The narrator explained as they set a fire between them and Revy, escaping with Rock.

"What?! But they helped them! Why are they trying to take Rock now?!" Mineta asked in shock.

"Because at this point, they've helped Balalaika destroy the empire of Yukio's family, so the two of them wanted him to take them to Balalaika's base to either kill them or go down in a blaze of glory. So, an all-or-nothing final gambit, basically. They didn't have anything else to live for other than each other at that point." Sandra explained.

"But she owes them her life!" Jiro said in disbelief.

"But they also had a hand in destroying her family and her fortune. Anyone would be furious at that." Aizawa said.

"So then Revy has no choice but to, you know- CARJACK Truck-kun at this point. So then she pull up behind them and she like 'Yes, sir! 'Bout to run y'all bitches over!' So then they get out the car and Revy's like 'You see, Rock? This is why you don't be messing with hoes! There ain't no saving her! She for the streets!'" The narrator reiterated Revy's words as she aimed at the opposing party.

"Oh, I probably should've mentioned that Rock specifically asked Balalaika to destroy Yukio's family because he was friends with her and knew she wanted a normal life, but was stuck as the heir to the crime family. So Rock TECHNICALLY tried to save her, but still is the direct reason her family was destroyed." Sandra said.

"Whoa! Talk about a twist! That's messed up. Good intentions, but we all know what the road to hell is paved with." Present Mic said.

"So, this let her be free, yet she still turned to a life of crime, even if it is a crime of passion driven by revenge." Todoroki realized.

"Some people just can't escape terrible circumstances. And grieving also makes people do crazy things." Tokoyami said.

She and Genji now circled each other. "So they end having their final showdown, menace vs. menace, who shall prevail? So they start fighting and dude's already cut her bullet in half. So he ends up slicing her gun in half and he's coming in for the final strike, but-" The narrator explained as Genji was dominating Revy, slicing her bullet and gun in half, then getting her on the ground and stabbing down to finish her.

"REVY!" Bakugo and Midoriya shouted at the same time.

"I don't think there's any way for her to get out of this now." All Might said in horror, trying to think of how to help Young Bakugo from this sudden loss.

However, a gunshot then rang out, everything going black, before blood began to drip on Revy. Genji's blood, the samurai having taken the fatal blow. "So Revy's like 'Damn. Looks like you bit the dust, big boy! Hey, you tried it, though, I'll give you props!'" The narrator restated Revy's final words, the gunslinger having allowed her leg to be impaled instead of her torso, allowing her to get the final hit, Genji falling to the side as his life left him, the word WASTED appearing on screen as the samurai died.

Everyone let out a breath they hadn't realized they'd been holding. "That was insane." Jiro said.

"She used her leg to take the sword instead. Crazy, but smart. In a situation like that, there's not much else you can do." Midnight said.

"But Genji didn't realize she was going to use her leg to block the sword?" Ojiro asked.

"Well, he also hesitated and was caught off-guard. As they were fighting, Yukio admitted she wanted a normal life, but didn't have a choice in what she was doing. So Genji stopped when he heard that, which gave Revy the opening she needed." The celestial told them.

"Mm, mm, mm. What can I say? Should've brought a gun to a gunfight." The narrator said as an armored soldier held the brim of his helmet as if tipping a hat, another man shown to be shrugging.

"Well, he seemed to do pretty well with just that sword!" Kirishima said.

"Yeah. I don't even want to think what might have happened if Yukio hadn't said that and made him stop." Mina agreed.

Several months later...

"So then, after this, her and Eda just just chilling at the church and Eda like 'Damn, girl. You really got stabbed in the leg by that big-ass bitch? Ha ha, couldn't be me! And the ho offed herself, too!? Shit, what a trip!'" The narrator recounted the nun laughed at Revy's misfortune, while the words "mission complete" appeared on screen, along with an increase in respect.

"Man, Bakugo. Your sister has a pretty crazy life." Kaminari said.

"I'll say. It almost makes our lives fighting villains with superpowers seem easy." Sato agreed. Meanwhile, Bakugo just sat there in stunned silence.

"This Roanupur place is insane. Someone has to do something to fix that place." Asui said.

"At this point, I'm not sure what COULD be done to fix it. The amount of manpower we'd need would be staggering. Not to mention finding heroes who would be able to handle that many people all shooting bullets at them. We'd need people who could either evade the bullets, or be able to tank them like Kirishima or Tetsutetsu. And even then there's limits to what those powers can do." Midnight said.


The screen went black after this and Sandra floated back onto the stage, turning her attention towards the crowd. "So, what did you think?" The celestial asked.

"That place is insane?! How do people survive there without Quirks?!" Uraraka asked.

"By being really smart, staying out of trouble as much as they can and being REALLY good with a gun when all else fails." Sandra told them.

"It is weird, though, seeing so many Quirkless people in one place, though. They've never had any run-ins with heroes or villains with powers like us?" Sero asked.

"My guess is, a bunch of petty criminals ditched big, populated places where heroes are big like Japan and looked for a small place where heroes didn't bother to look. There's even a giant statue of Buddha in front of the island. You wouldn't expect a place like that to be filled with criminals. I mean, not EVERYONE there is a hardened criminal like Revy and the others. I mean, everyone's morally dubious at best and will try to scam you any chance you get, but not everyone is going to shoot you. That helps, too. It's small, unassuming and the locals you might see don't immediately set off red flags." Sandra said.

"And do you really think there's a chance for Revy to give up her life of crime and live a normal, peaceful life again?" Midoriya asked hopefully. Revy had always been pretty cool with him even with everything Bakugo threw at the boy, so he hoped that she would be able to live a happy, safe life.

"Well, it's gonna take some big break for her to get out of Roanupur and she needs A LOT of therapy, but I'd say there's still hope for her." Sandra admitted, before looking away. "Hell, if Vegeta can get a second chance after blowing up MULTIPLE planets, I don't see why she can't." The Empress said to herself.

Bakugo then stood up and stepped forward. "Hey. Can you bring Revy here? ... Please?" He asked reluctantly.

"Are you crazy!? You want a gunslinging criminal brought in here with us?!" Mineta shrieked.

"I just saw her go through all that crap. Almost die so many times. I just need to see her. To see she's alive and okay." He explained.

The hostess looked down in consideration at this, before nodding. "Very well." She said, a portal opening up.

And after a few seconds, the figure they'd been focusing on for the last twenty minutes tumbled out of the portal, slamming into the stage upside down, head and shoulders touching to floor with her legs hanging down in front of her, ass up in the air for all to see. "Whoa, what the hell? I haven't been drinking, so why's the room spinning!?" She demanded. She then got up and looked around, looking at the strangers in front of her in confusion, before looking at the front of the group. "Katsuki?" She asked in shock.

The two siblings said nothing, only staring at each other for a few moments, before rushing to each other and embracing. "I just saw all the crap you've been through. All the people shooting at you. That samurai bastard stabbing you in the leg. And I heard what happened with you and those damn cops. I hate you had to go through all that." He told her.

"And I heard about all that crap those League of Villains freaks have been pulling on you guys. I had half a mind to go to Japan and put some bullets in their asses myself when I heard they took you. But by the time I finally got the keys to the boat from Dutch, it'd already been handled." Revy said.

He then pulled back away from her a bit. "You should come home. I hated seeing you killing people and being a damned criminal. I also saw you still have some decency in you, so you should get the hell out of that place and stop pulling that illegal crap." He said.

She looked away at this. "It's not that easy. Besides, I've got a rap sheet in Japan, too, so I'd be in handcuffs as soon as I set foot on their soil. Besides, things are pretty crazy right now. Rock is going through a dark place. And if I let him go to the dark side, there's no way I can come back to the light." Revy said.

"So that's it? Just because that punk is having issues, you have to throw your life away?" He asked.

"Hey. You're a big, tough hero now. You're all grown up. You can handle yourself without me now. Besides, you've got some good friends here, from what I've seen." She said, looking back at the class, before looking back at her brother with a smirk. "I made a killing betting on your during the Sports Festival." She added, before looking at Midoriya. "And yo, Midoriya! Nice job getting to where you are now, too! Don't know HOW the hell you did it, but great job! I'm sure those psycho sisters of yours are proud of you, too." She added.

Midoriya blushed at this. "Th-thanks, Revy." He said.

"Wait, you have sisters, too, Deku!? Why didn't you tell me!?" Uraraka asked, the boy just looking away scratching the back of his head.

She then looked back to her brother. "So, you got a girlfriend now, or what? Am I gonna get any nieces or nephews any time soon? Because you know I'm not getting them from Sanj." She said, referring to her twin with an eye roll.

"Tch! I'm not stupid! I'm not having kids until I'm a hero with six figures. But I do have a girlfriend." He said, looking back and holding his hand out to his punk rock girlfriend.

Jiro stood up and walked up to her. "Hey. Nice to meet you, Revy. I'm Kyoka Jiro." The earphone girl greeted.

Revy looked her up and down, before smiling. "I like your style. Didn't get to see much of you in the Sports Fest, but I get a sense you're pretty good. You just better be good to my brother, too, though. Or else I'll have a bullet with your name on it." She warned.

Jiro gulped at this. "Good to know." She said, hurrying back to her seat.

"Still, you should do yourself a favor and get out of there. You know you've got a place back home. The old hag misses you." Bakugo said.

Revy sighed at this. "Maybe some day, bomb boy. But not now. I don't want her or dad or our siblings seeing me like this." She told him. She then looked back at the host. "Hey, I'm guessing you brought me here?" She asked. Sandra simply nodded at this. "Well, can you bring me back? I got a job to get done." She requested, before looking back at everyone glaring at her. "What, don't worry! It's a legit job! We're only actually breaking the law half the time. Most of it's just flashing my gun to make sure no one tries to steal shit on the way into port." She explained.

"Fine. Just send Mom a card or something. Let her know you're still alive." Bakugo told her.

"I'll see what I can do. But when those hero checks start rolling in, you better be sharing that wealth." She said, smirking and giving her brother the finger. He smirked and returned the gesture before Revy vanished from the dimension.

"Well, that was... sweet. I think?" Kirishima asked.

"Yep. About as wholesome as you can get from those two in particular. Now then, I think it's time for a surprise." Sandra said as she floated down from the stage.

"You've said that before and that we'd have siblings we didn't know about. But how is that possible? Surely we'd know our own siblings." Todoroki asked.

"It's possible by having a father like Endeavor." The Empress began. "You know about his Quirk marriage plan. What you don't know is that your mother wasn't the only one. He had a kid with another Ice Quirk user when he was 17. And this woman had a daughter, who would develop an Ice Quirk only. So, he just up and abandoned them and the mother gave her daughter up to adoption. And she would be lost in the foster care system, eventually winding up in a nation simply known as the Empire." The celestial continued.

"The Empire. I've heard of it. It's a decently large and powerful nation, but also rather closed off and supposedly at war with the countries on all its neighboring sides. It does not bode well." Yaoyorozu said.

"Exactly. And the incredibly corrupt and manipulative Prime Minister Honest would be the one who took in this child, gifting her with an ancient weapon known as a Teigu, which kicked her Ice Quirk into maximum overdrive, making her one of the most powerful and deadly ice users in existence. And she is now the all-powerful general of the Empire. And her name... is Esdeath." Sandra declared as the screen began to light up and come to life.


A/N: Finally! That's the first part completely done and over with! This wound up being way bigger than I meant for it to be, so hopefully, you guys enjoyed this insanity my brain produced. Ultimately, this whole thing is basically just a crack fic, but hopefully a few of you thought this idea had potential. Let me know what you guys thought and if you have any good ideas for characters who could be related to the students or the heroes and if so, what scenes would be best to show them?

Also, what scenes do you think would be good to show for Esdeath. The idea is to give them a solid feel of the kind of character the people they're reacting to are and what their powers are, without showing them too much or anything that's not important.