"Mineta's grandfather?" Uraraka asked.

"Why are we going to watch some old geezer! This is gonna be lame! We should be seeing more people like Esdeath or Jotaro!" Bakugo snapped.

"Hey! My Granddad is awesome! He's probably on All Might's level!" Mineta insisted.

"Don't lie, Mineta. I'm sure we've would've heard of an old man on All Might's level." Aizawa said.

"I'm wondering what your grandpa did when he found out you were such a perv." Hagakure wondered.

"I bet he's THE REASON Mineta is such a perv." Jiro betted.

"Jiro! We should respect and honor our elders! I'm sure Mineta's grandfather is a perfectly respectable old man!" Iida scolded the punk rock girl.

"Yeah, I think you might think differently after seeing this, Iida." Their celestial host warned the engine-legged boy before playing the video.


A star iris opened the scene to two martial arts masters posing before a red and yellow sunset background. "Meet Soun Tendo and Genma Saotome. Soun Tendo is the master of the Tendo Training Hall. Genma Saotome is the master of the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts." The narrator explained as the two men were now seen cleaning the floors. "These are two prestigious martial artists of the highest caliber! But all vast knowledge must come from somewhere." The narrator asked as the two of them shook hands. "So I ask you... Who trained them? Do you really want to know?" The narrator questioned as the two men glared down at something out of view as the classic "Dun dun dunnn!" was heard, before everything went black.

"Is one of them your grandpa, Mineta?" Uraraka asked.

"I doubt it. The way the narrator's talking, it sounds like he's building up their master, so he's probably gonna be the focus, so he's probably Mineta's granddad." Aizawa analyzed.

"Yeah. Besides, both of them look too good to be related to Mineta." Jiro said, sticking out her tongue a bit.

"Hey! My granddad's awesome! They're lucky they were able to experience A FRACTION of his greatness!" Mineta declared.

Then, the image of an extremely elderly and disgusting-looking man with only four teeth was shown, making an incredibly lecherous face. "IT trained them... Pushed them both to the brink of insanity with its rigorous schedule. It's methods were baffling. It made them humble, belittled and embarrassed themselves. What started as training turned into torture. It was breaking them rather than strengthening them. It cared only for itself and its students were, in fact, its slaves..." The narrator explained in an ancient-sounding voice as the lecherous old man, revealed to be incredibly tiny, made his students suffer for his actions, taking beatings for him as he made off with women's panties, pulled a dine and dash from a restaurant, forced them to assist him to peek into a bathhouse, resulting in all of them being drenched in water, then finally, carrying his large amount of food and groceries, including an entire pig, all ending with an image of the old man laughing in glee.

"Eww! He looks like a creepy, shriveled up mole!" Ashido cried out.

"Ashido! That is highly inappropriate to say about an honored dlder!" Iida said, chopping wildly. "That being said, it does appear he has skipped dental hygiene, to only have four teeth left." He couldn't help but note.

Then, they saw much of the stuff this mysterious master of the two masters got up to. "Honored elder my ass. The guy sounds like he'd be right at home in the League of Villains. If they had a senior division." Bakugo said.

"And were they peeking in on a bathhouse?" Hagakure asked, to which Mineta nodded proudly. "So your granddad's as big of a pervert as you?" She asked the diminutive boy.

"Yep. Granddad's awesome. He used to take me perving with him all the time. How do you think I learned the wall-scaling trick with my Quirk in the hot springs?" The grape-headed boy asked with a smirk.

(It all makes sense now.) The viewing audience, minus Mineta, all thought at once.

"Finally, in an act of true bravery, Soun and Genma ambushed their master and locked it away in an airtight cave that would become its tom. For a great many years afterward, Soun and Genma enjoyed a blessed, blessed peace." The narrator continued as the two men were seen throwing a chest that was locked with chains into a cave, before blocking that cave off with a boulder, weeping in joy for their newfound freedom as everything went black. But a pixelated message then appeared on the screen. "The master is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace." A robotic voice spoke the text on the screen.

"That's a bit extreme, isn't it? I mean, he was a jerk, sure, but did he really deserve being locked in a cave like that?" Sero asked.

"Well, among those images we saw, it appears as though he's pulled a few dine and dashes, so at the very least, he's a petty criminal. But moreover, everyone has a breaking point, students. Push someone too far, you'll find out in the worst way what they might be capable of." All Might told them.

"In other words: Fuck around and find out!" Present Mic said, earning laughs from All Might and Midnight, as well as the students, except Iida, who went on a rant on how a teacher shouldn't be so vulgar and set a bad example for the students and Shoto because he never laughs.

"Well, if you ask me, they did a service to women everywhere." Tsuyu said, to which everyone else nodded.

"But an ambush is so unmanly! They should've just come right out and challenged their master!" Kirishima insisted.

"Well, clearly if they've followed their master for so long and not abandoned him, they must not stand a chance in a direct fight. But the fact they're aware of this makes them smart. So they used strategy to defeat their master. Trust me, kid, I love manly men as much as the next guy, but it's always best to fight smarter, not harder." Midnight told the false redhead.

[Until one day...] A new pixelated text appeared on the screen.

Then, hard rock music began to play as the name HAPPOSAI appeared, flying towards the screen. It was then revealed how the lecherous old man escaped his tomb. Thanks to a massive storm bringing down a tree, which slid down the hill it was on, going over the boulder, catching and tearing away the seal placed on said boulder, which almost immediately began to split apart and tumbled down the hill like the tree had done. A small figure with giant red eyes observed the chaos that happened before it, its eyes flashing brightly.

"Wow. That has to be the most rotten luck I've ever seen." Ojiro said.

"Just look at how his eyes glow red in the night. Truly, they must be alight with the evil intent behind them." Tokoyami said darkly.

"Do you TRY to sound like you're quoting shakespeare every time you talk?" Dark Shadow asked its user.

"I'm just wondering how long they had him sealed up. If it's been a while, I'm wondering how he's gone so long without anything to eat." Sato wondered.

"Maybe he has some kind of Quirk that controls his metabolism, so he can slow down how fast his body uses energy. Or I've also heard their are meditation techniques that puts oneself in suspended animation and slows your body processes." Todoroki theorized.

Suddenly, the old man was seen in action as he yelled furiously at someone, before beating the ever-loving crap out of a panda. Next, he was seen fleeing from a black-haired boy with a ponytail chasing him. Afterward, he was shown glaring at an unknown adversary, then later radiating a powerful red aura with his eyes glowing red as he sent a red energy dragon at an unseen enemy. Another point in time had him flying through the night sky in a flying squirrel outfit. Yet another day, he could be found tossing a bomb at a red-haired girl with a ponytail, who fumbled in surprise at the explosive, resulting in an explosion. And finally, he was seen flying forward and striking a pressure point in the back another black-haired boy's neck, sending him to the ground, unable to move.

Everyone was quite surprised at the old man's capabilities in the short and quick montage. "Whoa! That dude's pretty spry for a tiny old man!" Kaminari said in shock.

"That poor panda!" Koda cried out as he saw the black and white bear being beaten.

"That's certainly now small feat. Pandas may be adorable, but they are still bears, with devastating bites and strength more than fitting their size. It's believed the only reason they aren't more dangerous is because bamboo is the worst thing they could possibly choose as their diet, so they don't get enough energy from it in order to be a proper threat." Yaoyorozu explained.

And then, they were all caught off-guard when he began to radiate energy and send out an energy dragon. "Whoa! Looks like we underestimated that guy. That energy dragon looks like it could vaporize someone, like DBZ or something." Shoji said.

"Indeed. Our dear elder has quite a bit more pinesche than I believed." Aoyama agreed.

"Did he just throw a bomb at that girl?!" Mina shrieked.

"It seems like he has a number of support items. So he relies on weapons and gimmicks as much as his own physical abilities. That makes him pretty diverse compared to someone like All Might, who just uses his power, or Aizawa, who uses a lot of support items like his scarf and caltrops, not to mention a lot less predictable..." Midoriya said, going into one of his usual mumble storms until Uraraka gently elbowed him.

"That was a precision strike to a pressure point to quickly and efficiently take down a threat. I had my doubts at first, but this guy definitely knows his way around martial arts and pressure points." Aizawa noted.

"Meet Happosai! The benevolent master of Soun and Genma and the most EVIL entity Ranma and their lovable group has ever come up against! Do not be fooled by his puny stature, he is capable of killing a man with a snap of his fingers! He is the grand master of the school of Anything Goes Martial Arts. And although clocking in at an estimated 450 years of age, he possesses knowledge beyond even those years!" The narrator explained as the diminutive martial artist sent a small group of teens flying with a directed gust of wind almost like a tornado, as well as effortlessly dodging attacks from Ranma, before grappling him and sending him flying back to crash to the ground roughly.

Several holes now appeared in the floor with how fast everyone's jaws hit the floor. "FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY?!" Everyone cried out in disbelief.

"That might even make him older than All For One!" All Might said in disbelief.

"What is his Quirk, immortality!?" Hagakure cried out.

"I think he might actually predate the time of Quirks." Todoroki said in shock.

The masters show of skills was not done yet as he apparently teleported away from the immediate area he was in. "Not only is he fluent in COUNTLESS types of martial arts, not to mention dabbling in areas of alchemy and dark magic, he can EASILY create moves of his own, never before seen by the human eye. His favorite patented attack is the dreaded Happo Dai Karin- or Happo Fire Burst! Drawing from an infinite stockpile hidden on his person at all times, Happosai produces makeshift explosives and tosses them with the accuracy of a sniper rifle! The resulting explosion from these spheres of death is something Bomb Voyage himself would be proud of, lighting up the sky into a flash of brilliant white! A nuclear blast, powerful enough to level a city block!" The narrator declared as Happosai repeatedly hurled these explosive orbs at several different people for incredibly devastating results.

"Dammit! I don't want to give the old bastard any points, but those are some damn good explosions." Bakugo admitted.

"And if he really does know COUNTLESS martial arts, he may be more skilled than even the highest calibur martial arts heroes. He might even be able to match Gunhead or Mr. Aizawa." Ojiro said in disbelief.

"And that whole dark magic and alchemy spiel DOESN'T exactly put my mind at ease, either." Present Mic said.

"Yeah, my granddad's pretty awesome at everything. That's how I know I'm destined for greatness." Mineta said confidently.

"I don't know, Mineta. Are you sure that greatness didn't start AND end at your grandpa? I have yet to see the greatness, honestly." Tsuyu said, causing the tiny boy to throw a tantrum.

"And, should he want to switch things up a little, this move is complimented by the equally dangerous and twice as nasty Happo Dai Kabin- or Happo Mold Burst! In which these bombs are filled with stomach-turning, flesh-eating blue mold! As devious these maneuvers are, they are but a small inkling of this man's power!" The narrator warned as Happosai continued to throw more bombs, these ones apparently filled with rotted food, at Fem-Ranma, as well as setting them off indoors to cover Soun and Genma with this blue mold.

"Eww, that's so gross!" Mina shrieked.

"So, of course it came from someone in Mineta's family." Jiro said with a sigh.

"I wish I could say I disapprove, but my Quirk is also basically chemical warfare" Midnight admitted.

"That's another element of unpredictability to his arsenal. That turns fighting him into as much of a mental game as it is to a physical gain, because you don't know if his bombs will be explosives or bio-hazards." Midoriya noted.

"And from the sound of things, he does a lot more than that, too." Sero added

The tiny, elderly master was now stood with his arms crossed, radiating a strange energy. "Among other things, he is proficient at using his battle aura as an attack mechanism! So concentrated a power is his evil, he can use it to give the illusion that he is a hundred times his normal size, giving him the destructive physical power of a giant! In addition, Happosai is a master at focusing his ki energy into projectile attacks! While it takes others to build the required energy, Happosai does it effortlessly, many times his blast taking on the form of a giant serpent!" The narrator told as the fiendish fighter indeed displayed abilities such as growing in size and creating a massive energy serpent to attack Ranma.

"Whoa! So he's like Mt. Lady and Aoyama combined!" Uraraka said.

"Ah! This man is nothing like me!" Aoyama cried out indignantly.

"It also doesn't sound like Mt. Lady, either. He is merely giving the illusion of growing in size, but it is nothing more than a deceit." Tokoyami said.

"But they said he had the destructive power of a giant like that! So clearly this illusion must somehow be tangible." Iida analyzed.

"This guy's starting to sound like something from a cartoon that has random crazy powers out of nowhere!" Kirishima said.

This poor boy continued to be assaulted by the old man, who leapt onto his outstretched arm, flipping behind his head and covering his eyes with a bra. "In the tradition of Ranma and Co. to use unorthodox weaponry, Happosai's weapon of choice is his pipe. It has very little reach, but all it takes is one touch and his opponent is sent skyward! Twirling the pipe gives him additional wind-powered attacks! Happosai's move list is off the charts!" The narrator declared as Happosai did indeed toss Ranma around like nothing and to the sky with his pipe, as well as twirl it at insane speeds to create huge winds, as well as breathing fire while speaking to a strange demon-like creature.

"Did he just beat that dude with a bra? That is so weird and yet so awesome!" Kaminari said, to which Mina, sat right behind him, trickled some acid down the back of his shirt collar to run down his neck and back. Just enough to burn, not enough to do any lasting damage.

"How vulgar and disrespectful." Yaoyorozu said in disgust.

"Yep. This is definitely Mineta's grandfather." Sato said.

"But that's some insane skill and power he can use with just that tiny pipe." Shoji admitted.

"Indeed. Young Yoarashi and I may have a new rival when it comes to weather and wind manipulation." All Might agreed.

Happosai was then seen meditating. "Learning the plethora of ancient techniques that Happosai has learned, having the vast wealth of knowledge tucked away in his mind, to BE a martial arts master of the highest order imaginable, one must have an insane amount of discipline." The narrator said as Happosai was shown training diligently. "So I ask you all: in Happosai's case... Where is it!?" The narrator asked incredulously as Happosai was seen wearing a bandana in a ridiculous fashion while giving a goofy grin and flashing a peace sign.

"I don't think I like where this is going." Koda said.

"I don't think any of us do." Jiro assured him.

"Honestly, this might be a good thing. If he's an idiot or a goofball, then he won't use his powers very efficiently. That's a bonus for everyone." Todoroki pointed out.

"Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this guy! As old as this guy is, would you believe it? He still acts like a four-year-old child! He hasn't surpassed his id yet. He is self-serving and oblivious to other people's feelings." The host explained as Happosai was seen indeed acting like a toddler, even joining in on a preschool class walking line. "Like a baby, his needs must be tended to. He must be fed and if he doesn't get his way..." The narrator continued as Happosai threw a tantrum, complete with baby sound effects. "He throws his arms and legs around and cries his cataracts-ridden eyes out!" He continued as Happosai ran away from the people he was complaining to.

"Yep. Definitely Mineta's grandpa." Hagakure said.

"Shut up! My granddad's awesome! This guy doesn't know what he's talking about!" Mineta insisted.

"You haven't complained about anything he's said up until now." Ojiro said.

"I said shut up before I block your mouth with one of my balls!" Mineta said, pulling one of the balls off his head, but a new ball didn't take its place and blood began to squirt from where he pulled the ball from, causing him to scream.

"You remember I turned your Quirks off, right? You might as well have just ripped out a chunk of hair from your head." Sandra told him.

"One would think that with all the raw power packed into his wrinkled two-foot frame that he would be renowned and respected for his skills, but that is not the case! Happosai's attitude and crazy extracurricular activities supercede any skills he possesses." The host warned as the diminutive man did a goofy dance and laughed foolishly. "First and foremost: he is a disgusting, lecherous old turd! He has the raging hormones of a teen just hitting puberty! But rather than just get a subscription to Playboy, he uses his swiftness and agility to catch females in compromising positions and cop quick feels! What he likes more than ever, as disgusting as it sounds, is to steal a woman's panties and underwear and add them to his ever-growing collection!" The host said as Happosai motorboated Fem-Ranma and flipped the skirts of several girls, before relishing over a large vase chock full of lady's undergarments.

"Yeah, this all makes way too much sense." Aizawa said.

"An honorable elder shouldn't be partaking in such disgusting activities! It sets a bad example for future generations!" Iida shouted.

"Um, Iida? I really don't think this guy can be considered an HONORABLE elder." Midoriya told him.

"I'm gonna go with the narrator here. Some naughty magazines would be WAY simpler and get him in way less trouble." Present Mic admitted.

"I'm surprised an old man is even interested in sexy stuff. I thought you lose your sex drive with age." Asui said.

"There is no age limit on being a pervert, sweet Tsuyu." Their host told the girl.

"His collection is his Holy Grail! Mess with them and you'll experience TRUE wrath the likes of which have never been seen!" The narrator warned once again as Ranma had Happosai's collection on the ground, before lighting it with a match, enraging the tiny terror of a martial arts master. "With his trademark battle cry 'What a haul! What a haul!', Happosai skulks women's locker rooms, public baths and anywhere else he might be able to see a nipple or two. Sometimes he's not quick enough and the women catch him! Needless to say, Happosai is used to seeing THIS!" The narrator declared as Happosai failed to escape with his usual bag of stolen undergarments and was hit in the head with a bat, before being stomped out by a horde of women.

"Ahhh... And justice has been served!" Mina said in content, putting her hands behind her head.

"I'd say that's way too rough to do to an old man, but he had it coming." Uraraka said.

"It's a simple fact. Actions have consequences and one must be held accountable for them." Yaoyorozu said with her arms crossed.

"Like you children were for rescuing Young Bakugo?" All Might asked, the rescue squad paling at that.

"But more often than not, he usually lets someone else take the penance for his heinous crimes! Usually Ranma Saotome." The host added as a hammer struck an ornament, raining women's unmentionables onto Ranma.

"That is so unmanly! If you did something wrong, you should own up to it! Not let other's take the fall!" Kirishima said, not noticing the shared nervous looks between Iida, Midoriya and Todoroki.

"Sadly, some people aren't like that. They just try to bail and avoid the consequences." Shoji told him.

"Yeah. But when we're all heroes, we'll make sure the bad guys don't get away with anything!" Sero declared.

Happosai made his presence known to Soun and Genma, who were quick to embrace their master and do all they could to entertain him. "Upon his return from his long slumber, Happosai was initially mad at his jailers, Soun and Genma, but they humbled themselves before their old master, becoming submissive and obedient to his every whim. Happosai's anger has since shifted to- who else? Ranma Saotome. Ranma has no respect for Happosai and he is too proud to belittle himself like Soun and Genma." The narrator explained as Ranma threw a punch at Happosai, only for the ancient pervert to casually dodge and land on his outstretched arm.

"What the hell's wrong with those extras?! Why are they letting that old creep walk all over them?! Fight back! Have some pride!" Bakugo demanded.

"Well, if you remember from the beginning, Bakugo, they ambushed him in the first place because they couldn't fight back. Now he showed up and they weren't ready for him while he's probably on edge for any tricks. I doubt there's any way they could win at that point." Midnight pointed out.

"Yeah, kacchan. Even you know when to swallow your pride and ask for help. This is a lot like that, only in this case, they've swallowed their pride, pooped it out and stomped on it." Kaminari said.

"Gross." All the girls said at once.

As Fem-Ranma was looking for something, she turned to reveal Happosai clung tightly to her ass. "Even worse, Happosai takes full perverted advantage of Ranma's curse. When Ranma changes to girl form, Happosai pokes and fondles him like he would any other girl. To him, boobies are boobies. He even has tried to get Ranma to play dress-up for him on occasion." The narrator pointed out in distaste as Fem-Ranma presented herself in a bathing suit to the lecherous elder. "The two have had some grueling wars, usually with Happosai as the victor, but Ranma has squeaked out a few victories using Happosai's horniness as his Achilles' heel. Flash her titties at him, then clobber him when he's blind to everything else." The host explained Ranma's strategy as she indeed flashed Happosai, only for Genma to headbutt Happosai while in his panda form.

"This Ranma guy is cursed? And what does he mean girl form?" Uraraka asked.

"I mean, I feel like it's self explanatory. Ranma's a guy and they mentioned a curse and a female form. You can't piece it together from there?" Sandra asked.

"No. That's absolute nonsense without context. So explain, please." Aizawa said, although it sounded more like a demand.

The host sighed at this. "Very well. There are ancient cursed pools of water in China that, if you fall into them, anything could happen to you, from straight up dying to being transformed. That was the fate of Genma and his son Ranma, as they went to train in a bamboo forest with these cursed pools, where they believed they would die if they fell into these pools." The celestial began.

"No way! That's crazy!" Kaminari said.

"If by crazy, you mean completely irresponsible and reckless!" Iida cried out, chopping like crazy once again.

"Well, they're martial artists. They dedicated their entire lives to improving themselves and their fighting skills and would do whatever they deemed necessary to improve. So, they fell into those pools, with Genma turning into a panda and Ranma turning into a girl. Splash cold water on them, their a chick and a panda. Hot water, they're back to a normal father and son." The Empress explained.

"So your grandpa is perving on a girl who's actually a boy? My god, do standards not exist in your family?!" Sero asked Mineta.

"Hey, if it's the body of a woman, it's fair game." Mineta declared, earning a jab from Jiro's earphone jacks AND a smack from Asui's tongue.

"But while I can't say I approve of Ranma using a female body to his advantage, I will say it is a clever way for him to defeat that lecherous old villain." Yaoyorozu said.

"Not only can the female form be used as a distraction, but should Happosai fall behind on his daily quota of hedonism, he becomes as weak as a druggie searching for his next fix." The host advised as Happosai ran from a pair of women, then weakly crawled along the ground after Ranma, looking as shriveled and feeble as a still-living man of his age would usually look.

Many couldn't help but wince at this. "Dang. I mean, he kind of deserves it, but I still kind of feel bad for him." Sato admitted.

"I guess no matter how terrible someone is, it's tough not to feel bad for them when they're down and at their worst." Ojiro said.

"You guy's are talking crazy. He's had his time in the world. Now he's just plaguing it. He's been around 350 years longer than he deserves." Bakugo scoffed at their thoughts.

"Happosai can be an invaluable ally when he wants to be, he almost never is. Even though he eats, sleeps and lives with the Tendo's and Saotome's, he is- in very many ways- their worst enemy. when trouble arises, nine times out of ten, it's because of something Happosai did. That tenth time is usually Genma Saotome." The narrator asked as Happosai ran from a group of angry bathing women as his students took his beating, before cutting to a laughing Genma. "It's hard to tell whether he takes pride in the misery of others, or if he's so self-centered, he's not aware of other people's feelings. The Tendo's and Saotome's can do nothing but try to live alongside Happosai and realize he's a powder keg that can blow at any second." The narrator finished as Happosai threw yet another pair of bombs at the unfortunate families that are forced to live with the elderly lech.

"What an inconsiderate jerk!" Jiro said angrily.

"No wonder those two threw him in a cave all those years ago. He's got to be the worst person ever." Hagakure said.

"Those poor, poor families. I'd only wish that on the guy that turned Shirakumo into Kurogiri. Maybe not even him." Present Mic said quietly to Aizawa, who could only nod in agreement.


"I can't believe he can be so amazing and powerful, but so disgusting and useless at the same time." Midnight said.

"No wonder Mineta's such a perv if this is what he grew up with all his life." Mina said.

"I'm wondering who was crazy enough to have kids with him and who was even crazier to marry and have kids with Happosai's kid after they met their future in-law." Tsuyu said.

"It truly is a shame. He could've been an incredible hero if he properly applied himself." All Might said.

"But with how much of a lech he is, he'd probably be cancelled and chased out of civilization." Aizawa pointed out.

"So, I think it's safe to say no one wants to bring Happosai here, right?" Sandra asked.

"NO!" Everyone besides Mineta immediately shouted.

"Yes!" Mineta said.

"Good. I wasn't going to bring him here anyway. I'd be as much of a target as any of you other girls." The Empress said, shuddering a bit. "So, next I think we'll go with Kirishima. So, from what I've heard, you have two mothers, correct?" She asked.

"Shouldn't you know, if you know everything in the universe?" The Hardening Quirk-user asked. "But yeah, I have two moms and they're both awesome!" He confirmed anyway.

"Well then, have you ever been curious who your FATHER is, then?" Sandra asked.

"I've always wondered, but my moms never really talked about him. I just figured they didn't know, that they just got some anonymous guy's... Stuff..." The false redhead said awkwardly at the end.

"Well, that's probably for the best. Because while he definitely is manly, Yujiro Hanma is definitely NOT winning any awards for father of the year." The hostess declared as the next video was prepared.


A/N: So yeah, it may not be canon, but I subscribe to the fan theory that Kirishima has two moms. It's a fun little theory and makes sense as to why Kirishima's whole deal is to be manly because he wants to be the man of the house in absence of a manly figure in the house to take care of his mothers.

As for why I chose Yujiro... Honestly, it was basically for the red hair. But the man might as well be made of bricks with some of the stuff he's absolutely TANKED throughout the Baki series. And while his actions aren't the manliest, at least what Kirishima would consider manly, you CANNOT deny Yujiro is a man's man.