"Are we really going to watch some random nonsense? Aren't we already going to be here long enough?" Aizawa groaned.

"Dude, chill out. The students could probably use this after everything they just saw." Present Mic told him. "Besides, nothing wrong with seeing some fun, wacky stuff every so often." He added.

"So, why exactly will I enjoy this?" All Might asked.

"Oh, let's just say something unfortunate will befall someone you dislike very much. Who you dislike THE MOST." Their hostess explained.

"You mean All For One?" All Might asked.

"Exactly. So, we will be observing the universe of DevilArtemis. He is another universal observer like me, but he was gone from simply viewing to creating, taking inspirations from various universes and mixing them all together in one super crazy, chaotic, sometimes inappropriate, but ALWAYS entertaining, world." The celestial informed them.

"Sounds cool!" Ashido said.

"If it's inappropriate, we should not be observing it!" Iida snapped.

"Will you relax? You're all at least sixteen now. You're close to being adults, you can handle some naughty stuff. But fine, if you REALLY feel that way, I'll censor things a bit. Only the SUPER sus stuff, though. Now then, let's stop wasting time and begin." The Empress declared, starting the viewing.


The view panned over a marble white arena with spires on the corners in the middle of an open field as epic music played. And in the center of that arena stood a green and black creature that looked like a humanoid cicada, who stood with his arms crossed.

"Dig the music." Jiro said, bopping her head a bit.

"That arena looks quite impressive as well. It looks even more detailed than the one we had for the Sports Festival." Yaoyorozu praised.

"Agreed. We may have to show this to Cementoss for next year." Midnight said.

But then they saw the strange creature in the middle of the arena. "Whoa! What the heck is that thing!?" Kaminari asked.

"Kaminari! That is an incredibly inappropriate way to refer to a person! Although, I have to admit, i have never seen someone quite like them before. What exactly are they?" Iida asked.

"That is Cell. He is a Bio-Android, created, grown and developed in a lab by a mad scientist to kill said mad scientist's greatest enemy, composed of the DNA of the greatest warriors in the world, with knowledge on all their techniques and abilities. He used to be even more monstrous than he is now, but by absorbing two other androids with the tail... stinger... thing he has on his back, he became what you see now. And thanks to having the DNA of so many warriors in his system, Cell quite enjoys fighting and testing his strength as well. So, he put together the Cell Games, a tournament where everyone would fight him. If they beat him, he won't blow up the planet, if he wins, he blows up the planet." Sandra explained.

"No way... So Cell is powerful enough to actually destroy a planet?" Midoriya asked.

"With relative ease, yes. Thankfully, that was all in the original world. In DevilArtemis' universe, however, Cell gave up his plans to destroy the world and now kind of just lives on the arena, where random people constantly show up to bother him." Sandra explained. "Including you two." She quickly added, pointing at Midoriya and All Might.

"What?! Why would we bother him if he isn't causing problems?" All Might asked.

"Well, he did still declare his intentions publically all over international TV. So, you two likely saw it and came to deal with hims as heroes." Their hostess explained.

"That's... interesting..." Ojiro said, unsure of exactly what to say or do with that information. A sentiment shared by all the others.

"What... The hell?" Cell demanded as he stared at the figure of... Tomura Shigaraki.

"Shigaraki!?" The entire audience shouted, except Aizawa.

"Well, Sandra said Midoriya and All Might have shown up before, so it would make sense Shigaraki's in this crazy nonsense world." Aizawa said.

"But what could he want with Monsieur Cell?" Aoyama asked, everyone turning to him as if to say "really?" Even Ashido and Kaminari, who score lower than him on most tests!

"Cell has planetary levels of power. Shigaraki probably either wants to recruit him or worse, make him a Nomu." Todoroki said.

"Something with Cell's power as a mindless monster under Shigaraki's control? That's gonna give me nightmares." Sero said fearfully.

"I have seen some shit in my life- TRUST ME! I have seen some shit, but YOU! What even are you!?" The bug man demanded.

"Hello. You can just call me Shigaraki." The hand-covered villain introduced himself.

Suddenly, a man with black, spiky hair dressed in black and grey gi with a green jeweled earring was standing beside Cell. "And I thought I was edgy." The man said, surprised by Shigaraki's level of angst.

"Black? Where the hell did you come from?" Cell questioned his sometimes friend.

"Where the heck did he come from?" Ashido asked.

"Black? That's really his name?" Asui questioned as well.

"Well, technically, his name is Goku Black, it's just easier to shorten it to Black." Sandra explained.

"Why not call him Goku, instead?" Uraraka asked.

"Because Goku is another person in general. You see..." Their host began.

One Goku Black summary later...

"And that's just about it." The celestial finished.

"Holy crap... That's horrible." Mineta said.

"Yeah! That Zamasu guy should be ashamed of himself. Taking someone's body to get strong ain't manly! Just train and work hard to get strong the right way!" Kirishima insisted.

"But, you know, PURELY in terms of this video, the guy's got a point. That handsy bastard is WAY too much of a try-hard trying to be hardcore." Bakugo said.

"I was grocery shopping." The imposter Goku explained.

"You do groceries?" Cell asked again.

"I'm evil, not anorexic." Black said simply.

This got a laugh out of a few audience members.

"Anyways, what's with this weird guy?" He asked.

"I've come to invite you to join the League of Evil Supervillains." Shigaraki explained.

"Looks like you were right, Todoroki." Sato said nervously.

"If Cell joined them, we'd be so screwed!" Hagakure said fearfully.

"We'll probably be fine." Shoji said.

"But how can you be sure?" Koda asked worriedly.

"Nope! I'll pass!" Cell declared.

"Yeah, me too." Black agreed.

"Right. Sandra did mention Cell had lost his world conquering or destroying ambitions." Tokoyami remembered.

"In other words, he got lazy!" Dark Shadow declared.

"Then we should thank whatever gods that are out there for that." Uraraka sighed in relief.

Shigaraki clearly wasn't prepared for that. "What? Why?" He questioned.

"Uh, 'cause you're a FREAK! And your League of Evil PROBABLY sucks." Cell gave his reasoning.

"Ha! Suck it, hand freak!" Bakugo taunted.

"Yeah! We'd beat them any day!" Mina cheered.

"Then why did Bakugo get kidnapped in the first place? And why aren't they all in jail yet?" Aizawa questioned, causing the two of them to grumble at their teacher's point.

"But... I worked HARD to build my League of Evil!" Shigaraki insisted.

"Congratulations! Want a round of applause?" Cell asked sarcastically and/or condescendingly.

Black chuckled at this. "He could probably do that himself." He said, the two martial artists laughing at the burn.

"Ah, good one." Cell complimented his friend.

"Oh, that's a burn!" Present Mic laughed.

A few students had to think about this for a second, before understanding and chuckling. "Oh, I get it. He's making fun of the hands Shigaraki covers himself in. Good one." Mineta laughed.

"Shaming someone based on their accessories or the way they present themselves is extremely disrespectful and is a form of harassment! They should stop immediately!" Iida snapped.

"They're villains, Iida. I don't think they care." Asui said.

"Besides, Shigaraki's a villain. I think we can let that slide." Ojiro added. Iida wanted to open his mouth and object, but saw looks from the other students likely indicating they agreed with Ojiro, so he gave up.

Shigaraki didn't take that well. "Always laughing... Everyone's always laughing at me. They all have. Until I washed the floor with them." He threatened the two.

They weren't intimidated, however. "You know, speaking of washing: when you use the bathroom, do you wash ALL of your hands? 'Cause if you don't, that would be EXTREMELY unhygienic." Cell told him.

Many of the students began laughing at this. "Oh, my god! That's hilarious!" Jiro laughed, spit rocketing out of her mouth.

"I'm TOTALLY gonna say that to him the next time he attacks us!" Kaminari declared.

"Somebody needs to write this down so we remember!" Sero laughed.

"You shouldn't be taunting the villain who can disintegrate you." Aizawa told them.

"Actually, there is merit to antagonizing your opponent. It could cause them to becoming so angry they make mistakes you can capitalize on." Midnight said.

"Indeed! I've heard of several American heroes that use such a tactic to surprising effectiveness." All Might agreed.

"If you make one more stupid remark, I'll erase you." Shigaraki threatened again... They were STILL ineffective.

"He's giving threats now? How brave. Guess we really have to... HAND IT to the kid." Black taunted once again.

"Enough with the hand jokes!" Shigaraki snapped, starting to become upset.

Most of the students were now in hysterical laughter. "Okay, I hate bullying, but this is just too good!" Ashido laughed.

"I could honestly see Shigaraki freaking out and whining like that." Midoriya admitted.

"Guys, we should hold ourselves to a higher standard than this, we're above of making fun of people." Yaoyorozu told them, although this was actually more directed at herself to keep her from giggling. It was not successful.

"Come on, Yaomomo! After all he's put us through, it's nice to get a little payback. Besides, it's just a little fun, not like they're insulting him or being over the top jerks or things like that." Kirishima said.

Something Cell seemed to pick up on and SEEMED to be sympathetic. "Relax, Black. Can't you see that you're pissing the kid off?" He defended the hand-covered villain. "Jesus, he can barely... HANDLE it." The bug man declared with a smirk, to which Shigaraki screamed.

All of the students were laughing at this point, even the teachers joining in... Minus Aizawa, of course. "Ha! He played him! Good one!" Present Mic laughed.

"Yeah, I really thought he was going to give him a break. That bait and switch was hilarious!" Sato agreed.


"So, what did you guys think?" Sandra asked.

"A stupid waste of time." Aizawa said.

"I thought it was funny. It's so insane to see Shigaraki of all people getting teased like that." Midoriya admitted.

"Right? This guy is responsible for most of the traumatic stuff we've gone through, so to see someone making fun of him is just so unbelievable you can't help but laugh." Uraraka agreed.

"Yeah. Nice to see that creepy hand bastard get what's coming to him!" Bakugo added.

"And like Sato said, that bait and switch killed." Kaminari threw in as well.

"Alright, then. Well, get ready All Might, because here's the one YOU'RE really gonna enjoy." Their hostess declared.

"I already have a feeling of what it is." All Might said, a smirk slowly growing across his face.


The cliffs and mountains around the arena were shown along with the music cue. Then, the floor of the arena was shown before panning up to reveal a man in a suit and a life-support helmet floating in the air.

"It's the guy All Might fought in Kamino!" Hagakure squeaked in fear.

"All For One." All Might said with hatred in his voice.

"So, he probably wants revenge for Shigaraki." Tokoyami theorized.

"Or to see if HE can succeed in recruiting Cell where Shigaraki failed." Todoroki added.

"Oh, look. It's the Daft Punk wannabe." Cell taunted from off-screen.

Everyone was shocked at this. "Did he really just insult the man who made All Might retire?" Koda asked in shock.

"We already know Cell is stronger than anyone in our world, but to insult the biggest villain we've ever known of so casually... It's insane." Shoji said.

"Ha..." Everyone heard someone start to laugh, turning to their former symbol of peace. "Ha ha... HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious! I never would've thought to call him that! If only I had the chance to do that in our last fight! I might book a visit to Tartarus JUST to call him that!" All Might laughed.

"Oh, great. It's giving the idiot ideas..." Aizawa groaned.

"I've heard many things about you, Cell. Including your lack of manners. My pupil, Shigaraki, returned to me, mentally scarred." All For One explained.

Then, a strange, green, cartoonish humanoid frog creature was shown standing next to Cell. "You're saying that kid wasn't mentally scarred BEFORE? He LITERALLY looked like a crackhead." The frog creature said.

Everyone looked in shock at the creature standing beside Cell. "Is that... Kermit the frog?" Asui asked in surprise.

"I loved the muppets growing up!" Aoyama asked. "Although, it does seem strange he would associate with a villain like monsieur Cell." He added.

"It's like I said, in this insane world, anything could happen. In this world, Kermit is as much of a deviant as Cell and they're both green, so they wound up getting along." Sandra explained.

"Okay, but why does Kermit look all puffy like that? His arms should be as thin as pipe cleaners." Bakugo pointed out. But their hostess simply pointed to the screen.

Cell turned to his friend. "What the hell happened to you?" He asked.

"Uh, budget increase?" Kermit asked as if it were obvious.

They didn't understand the answer, but simply shrugged and accepted it.

All For One, however, wouldn't be ignored. "I've decided that the proper form of action would be to come recruit you, myself." The megalomaniac explained.

"And if I refuse?" Cell questioned standoffishly.

"I destroy any significant form of joy within your soul." The masked madman declared.

"And he'll do it, too. Trust me, I know all too well." All Might said.

"I mean, he lives out in the wilderness in the middle of nowhere. How much joy could he really be having?" Sero asked.

"Well, he can fly, so if he wants to get out and do something fun, he can." The empress informted them.

"I mean, joke's on you, because he's already dead on the inside." Kermit explained.

"Whoa... That's dark." Midoriya said.

"Yeah. I never thought I'd hear that from KERMIT of all people." Uraraka agreed.

"Are you going to join the League of Evil or not?" All For One demanded.

"Look, I appreciate the offer, but the answer is still no. What do you need me for, anyway?" The bug man questioned.

"I need your Instant Transmission for the most EVIL, UNFORGIVING, DIABOLIC plan in human history!" All For One declared as the camera dramatically zoomed in on his face with every word.

"Oh, my god, you're gonna ban anime titties!" Kermit said in horror.

"NOOOOO!" Mineta, Sero and Kaminari all screamed together.

"Uh... This is so cringey." Aizawa groaned.

"Yeah, but somehow a good kind of cringe." Present Mic said.

"I said EVIL, not insane." The madman denied.

"Yeah, Kermit, EVERYBODY loves anime titties." Cell agreed, looking to the muppet.

"Right, right." The frog confirmed.

"Oh, thank goodness." The perverted trio said in relief, before they were either smacked by Asui's tongue or jabbed by Jiro's ear jacks.

"That is a highly inappropriate way to view or even talk about women!" Iida snapped, chopping away.

"They're villains, Iida. I don't think they care." Sato reminded him.

"I, All for One, shall replace the CLEAN drinking water of every innocent man, woman and child with gamer girl bath water!" The supervillain declared, holding up a jar of water with a lid imprinted with the logo of a gaming controller, the words "gamer girl bath water" written around said controller.

"Gamer... What?!" Hagakure asked.

"Ugh. A certain popular female youtuber or twitch streamer started bottling her own bath water and selling it to sad, lonely simps." Sandra explained.

"That's sick! What were they even supposed to do with it, drink it?! That water would probably be full of germs, assuming she actually washed her body in it!" Yaoyorozu said.

"You've got to be kidding. NO WAY anyone actually bought that." Kirishima said.

"At thirty US dollars a bottle, she made 1.2 million dollars." Their hostess explained.

"You've got to be kidding me." Jiro said.

"Oh, it gets worse. Another female influencer made 200,000 US dollars selling her own farts. And she only stopped because, according to her doctors, the excess farting was harmful to her body." Sandra elaborated.

"That's so gross!" Mina shrieked.

"That sounds like something Mt. Lady would try." Midnight gagged at the thought.

"So, he's putting bath water into people's drinking water... That has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard." Aizawa said.

"But, as young Yaoyorozu said, that water would still be contaminated and harmful to drink. Assuming he actually could get enough for a large population to drink, he could poison countless people! Even if it is stupid, it's as evil as any other of his vile plans.

Cell looked up at the madman in horror, before said madman was now laid out on the floor of the arena in front of the two green men, lit on fire.

"Damn. Not bad." Bakugo said, impressed.

"Is it bad I don't feel sympathy for him?" Todoroki asked.

"I think on this one, you get a pass." Present Mic said.

Everyone turned to see that All Might had been silent this whole time, but noticed he seemed to be trembling. But then they heard him start to chuckle. Then that chuckle turned into laughter. And that laughter turned into a full-on uproar of cackling at the fate of his arch nemesis.

"Was the fire necessary?" Kermit asked.

"YES." The entire viewing audience, minus All Might, due to him still busting his gut from laughter.

"Kermit, don't say anything, please, just... Let me have this one." Cell requested.


Sandra giggled at the foolishness on the screen, before looking to her audience. "And what about that one?" She asked.

"It was incredible!" All Might declared.

"And you're not saying that JUST because your greatest enemy got demolished, right?" Midnight questioned.

"N-no, of course not! It was also quite humorous to see the banter between Cell and Kermit, as well as how they joked around with All For One." All Might quickly thought of other things to praise.

"I kind of liked how stupid his evil plan was. Seeing him back in Kamino, he was so threatening and he seemed unstoppable, so to see him have such a lame plan took away a lot of that fear." Midoriya said.

"And how they just dealt with him instantly was pretty funny. There were a lot of ways we probably expected it to end, but that probably wasn't one of them." Asui said, to which the others nodded.

"Alright then. Next." The empress declared, starting the next video.


Once again, a panning view of the arena combined with the music was shown, before Cell was seen with his arms crossed. "So then, I ACCIDENTALLY punched the kid in the face and I just made it awkward." He explained to Kermit.

"He did what?!" Everyone shouted.

"Wow. I almost forgot he was a villain for a second. Thanks for the reminder." Mineta said.

"W-well... At least it was an accident. Even though, I'm not sure how you accidentally PUNCH someone in the face." Koda said.

"Well, it was an accident." The muppet tried to assure his friend.

"I know, but everyone else at the funeral was acting weird afterwards." Cell added.

"At a funeral!? That is so messed up and disrespectful!" Shoji yelled, many students angrily voicing their agreement.

Kermit was thoroughly caught off-guard by this. "What?" He asked, dumbfounded.

"What he said!" The students all shouted.

"Did you have another budget change or something?" Cell asked, looking at Kermit's again altered appearance.

"Yeah, I'm trying this one out, see how it goes. Let me know in the comment section, you savages." Kermit said, observing himself, before strangely looking right at the audience.

"Ah, the fourth wall-breaking. Very nice." Aoyama said, looking away from the screen and looking at yours instead.

"Who are you talking to?" Cell asked, looking in the same direction as Kermit.

Suddenly, their attention was caught by a familiar voice ringing out. "Perfect Cell." All For One declared as he floated above the two again.

"What?! Again!?" Kaminari asked.

"But he was set on fire! How?!" Tokoyami questioned, looking to the hostess, who simply pointed to the screen.

"What the hell?! Didn't we blow you up last time?" Cell questioned.

"Oh, it's going to take a lot more than just fire to kill me. I am alive and well." The megalomaniac declared.

All Might sighed. "Unfortunately, that is true. If all it took was a little fire, my master may very well have still been alive today." He said.

Bakugo smirked at this, however. "That just means Cell's gonna kick his ass again!" Bakugo declared.

"Yeah. This ought to be good!" Midoriya agreed, hoping to see the man who took the last of All Might's strength get his comeuppance.

"You both may have defeated my last act of evil, but this time I've thought of an even more DEVASTATING, UNFORGIVABLE plan." The villain declared. (The cast all had the sneaking suspicion that would be a recurring thing)

"Which is?" Cell questioned.

"I, All For One, shall change the time that it takes to skip an ad from FIVE seconds to EIGHT seconds." The masked madman declared.

"That's it? That's so lame!" Kaminari said.

"Yeah. It's not even that bad! Eight seconds isn't that long." Sato said.

"Besides, you could always just get AdBlock." Asui added.

"Well, that just means the idiot's running out of plans. Which is a a good thing." Midnight said, many others agreeing.

"And there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop-" The villain continued, before being interrupted.

"Ad block." Kermit quickly declared.

All For One was caught off-guard by this. "What? That's not fair." The villain complained.

"Oh, boohoo. Let me play you a sad song on the world's smallest violin." Present Mic taunted, running his index finger and thumb together.

"How the mighty have fallen. The greatest villain of our world, now reduced to petty schemes." Tokoyami said.

"Fine, then. I, All For One, have thought of an even more devastating, UNFORGIVABLE plan." He declared again almost immediately.

"Which is?" Cell asked to humor him, though he did roll his eyes.

"I will give EVERYONE an itch. Not an intense itch, just one that bothers you enough for you to lose focus on what you are doing. And every time that you go to scratch it, IT MOVES." He told of his monstrous plot.

"Well, that's definitely annoying, but

"You sick monster!" Cell cried out in horror.

"Oh, but why stop there? I'll raid Area 51. Replace everyone's toilet paper with single ply-" All For One rattled off a few more nasty plots he had in mind.

"That's horrible!" Iida exclaimed.

"I don't understand. What's wrong with single ply? All establishments I've been two have double ply." Yaoyorozu asked.

"It's way thinner and rougher toilet paper. It feels like sandpaper and it rips super easy, so your fingers go through sometimes." Uraraka groaned, as she only ever bought the much cheaper single ply, so she was familiar with how terrible it was.

"How horrible!" The vice-representative exclaimed in disgust and horror.

"Hell, I might even revive Ugandan Knu-" The villain continued to share his list of insidious ideas...

But once again found himself laid out on the ground and burnt to a crisp in an even more intense fire than last time. "Thank god you stopped him, Cell." Kermit said.

"We have standards, goddammit. We have standards." Cell declared.

All Might once again found himself on the floor from laughter. Even though he knew this wouldn't put an end to All For One, it was still nice to see him take the beatings he deserved. "Should we be concerned about this?" Yaoyorozu asked, leaning back and whispering her question to Aizawa.

"Yeah, he might be enjoying this a bit too much." Aizawa agreed.

"Worry not, you two. I think next time, he'll be more shocked than anything about what happens. You all probably will." Sandra assured them.


The hostess looked to her audience, waiting for more responses. "These 'evil plans' are getting ridiculous now." Jiro said.

"I'm not even sure you can call them evil, anymore. Those are mild inconveniences at best." Ashido told her.

"I still believe replacing all toilet paper with single ply is truly evil." Yaoyorozu said.

"Of course that's what gets you." Uraraka said, rolling her eyes.

"But I was dying right there with All Might as soon as they kicked All For One's ass trying to bring back that shitty meme!" Bakugo laughed.

"I kind of like how they knew fire wouldn't work, but they still just used an even bigger fire than last time." Sero chuckled. Sandra nodded, accepting their answers, before starting the next video.


The familiar song played once again, but this time, the view panned over an expanse of small islands and plateaus, blue grass on the land, long and thin trees with a bushel of leaves that made them look like lollipops and a few dome and oval-like houses with a couple of spikes coming out of them. And a strange frog with antennae and a tail was sat on one of these islands, letting out an almost human-like shout.

"What the hell is that frog?" Bakugo asked.

"I've never seen anything like it before." Koda said, both surprised and in awe of the frog.

"Whoa. If Koda's never heard of it, it must be super rare! Or on a different planet!" Ashido said excitedly.

"That's correct. This is Planet Namek. You know, the place with the guys who make Dragon Balls." The celestial told them.

"Amazing! And it looks so calm and peaceful." Midoriya said in awe.

"Yeah, the Namekians live simple, peaceful lives. And since they live mostly to entirely on water, they don't have to clear much land for raising livestock and growing crops, so they live in harmony with nature on their planet." Sandra informed them.

"Simple, peaceful lives in nature. That's an ideal lifestyle." Tokoyami admitted.

"But if they have to Dragon Balls, that might mean All For One is there to use them for some evil purpose!" Uraraka said.

"Based on his plans so far, I don't think we need to be too worried." Tsuyu assured her. "But what are Kermit and Cell doing there?" She asked, but Sandra simply pointed to the screen.

Cell and Kermit were then seen with a spaceship behind them, an open hatch indicating they likely just exited it. "So, why are we here on Namek?" Kermit asked.

"Vacation, remember?" Cell reminded his friend.

"Vacation from what? They live in the middle of nowhere and don't have jobs. They're LIVES are vacations." Kaminari said.

"A change in scenery is always nice. Like when I tour Italy with my parents." Yaoyorozu said.

"What is your life!" Uraraka cried out.

"Okay, but we have one major issue, Cell. The Wi-Fi is slow. What the hell's going on?" The muppet asked, holding a red GameBoy in his left hand.

"That's a GameBoy, idiot." Everyone said at once.

"The Wi-Fi?! Kermit, that's a fucking GameBoy! Why would you need Wi-" Cell began, before turning away. "You know what? Nevermind." He dismissed. "If the Wi-Fi is slow, that can only mean one thing." Cell declared.

"You left too many tabs open again?" Kermit asked.

"What? No. All For One." Cell explained.

"OHHH." Kermit said in understanding.

"Congratulations, Perfect Cell. You figured it out." All For One declared as he was once again seen floating above them. "I, All For One, have slowed Planet Namek's Wi-Fi permanently." The villain announced.

"Really? He hears of a planet with magic, wish-granting orbs... and he slows the Wi-Fi?" Present Mic said in exasperation.

"How would he have even HEARD about the planet, let alone GET there? He clearly arrived before Cell and Kermit, since we're to assume they JUST left the ship." Aizawa questioned.

"Knowing him in this universe, he probably just hopped on the ship somehow just to troll these two." Midnight said.

"I have to hand it to you, All For One, you're a special kind of evil." Cell told the masked madman.

"I like to think of myself of as a 'rip your finger through the toilet paper while you're wiping' kind of evil." The megalomaniac declared.

"Ugh! That's nasty!" Kirishima said.

All Might, however, couldn't help but laugh. "Why was that funny to you? Are you really that childish?" Aizawa asked.

"No! All For One sees himself as the ultimate evil in the world! So lowering him to... THAT is the biggest insult you could possibly give him! It's practically spitting in his face!" The former Number One explained.

"Well, joke's on you, All For One! I don't wipe!" Kermit declared.

"EWW!" Was all the entire audience- Sandra, included- had to say.

A record then scratched as Cell looked at his friend. "Ew, what the fuck?!" Cell questioned.

Kermit ignored the outburst, however. "Tell us! How do you keep surviving after every video?" The muppet demanded.

"I've already told you: fire cannot kill me. My will to fill this world with tiny acts of evil cannot be stopped. Especially not by some stupid bug man and his silly Sesame Street pet!" All For One declared, looking to Cell, then to Kermit as he insulted them.

"That uncultured swine! The muppets and Sesame Street are two different things!" Aoyama declared.

"Whoa. That got you worked up out of nowhere." Shoji said in surprise.

"Sesame Street is for babies, but the muppets are TIMELESS!" The French student said resolutely.

Cell didn't seem to mind, however. In fact, he actually seemed to be smiling. "Oh, you said the word!" The bug man told him.

"What word?" Everyone wondered.

"I said what wo-" All For One declared, before he was suddenly knocked out of the sky with such force, he bounced off the ground when he impacted.

But then, Kermit suddenly appeared above the masked madman. "I! Am a MUPPET!" He shouted with fury, raining down a devastating onslaught of punches, so fast it looked as if Kermit had thousands of fists all punching the villain at once. But this was far from over, as the frog creature teleported high into the sky, charging a blue energy in his hands. "Kamehame- suck my fucking DIIIIIICK!" The muppet roared as he fired the blue energy beam down at All For One, resulting in an unseen explosion, as it cut to Cell simply looking on in absolute shock.

Safe to say, everyone had a similar reaction to Cell.


"That... Was... EPIC!" Kirishima shouted.

"I never would've thought I'd ever see KERMIT of all people destroy someone like that. Ribbit." Asui admitted.

"But how INCREDIBLE Monsieur Frog was! And a truly dazzling finishing move he had!" Aoyama fangirled over Kermit's performance.

"I never thought I'd say a MUPPET was badass, but Kermit really was badass just then. A total beast!" Kaminari said.

"It was shocking, but definitely enjoyable to watch as well. I doubt even All For One could come back from THAT." All Might said.

"Well, unfortunately for Cell and Kermit, he does." Sandra said as the next video began.


The familiar music played, but the setting was different once again, rocky cliffs and tall pine trees of a forest mountain treating the eyes instead of the arena.

Kermit was sat on a rock, before suddenly looking to Cell. The Bio-Android, for his part, was leaned up against a boulder, his arms crossed and eyes closed. However, he apparently sensed a disturbance, as his eyes snapped open suddenly. "Something's wrong, Kermit." He declared seriously.

And his fears were justified, as All For One yet again floated above them. "So we meet again, Perfect Cell." The villain declared.

"Seriously, this guy HAS to be insane! They're three-for-three kicking his ass, but he's back AGAIN and thinking it will be different this time." Jiro said, rolling her eyes.

"Perhaps that last beating was so severe, it affected his memory." Iida theorized.

"I'm still can't believe he survived that." Hagakure said.

"All For One! You persistent bastard!" Kermit snapped, looking up at the floating fiend.

"I have returned. And this time, I am sure that my evil plans will go through without fail." The masked madman declared.

"Do I have to beat the shit out of you again?" Kermit threatened.

"Please do." All Might said.

"Um, All Might, I think you should maybe ease up a bit." Midoriya said worriedly.

"Never!" All Might declared.

"I mean, he definitely DESERVES another beatdown, but I'm not sure we should enjoy it this much." Asui said.

"That will not be necessary, Kermit. You'll be far too busy crying before you can even lift a finger." All For One assured the muppet, who didn't notice the body floating in the river below him as he looked up at the villain.

"Wait, who is that in the river!? Are they okay?!" Uraraka asked.

"That's Shallot. And don't worry, he's fine. He's just generally treated as the butt of the joke in this universe, like Mineta in yours." Sandra explained.

"Hey!" The grape-headed boy exclaimed indignantly.

"What have you done this time, All For One?" Cell demanded.

"This time, Perfect Cell, I have thought of an even more DEVASTATING, UNFORGIVABLE plan! I, All For One, will set off everyone's alarm FIVE minutes early! And every time you go to snooze it... It gets louder." The villain declared.

"You sick bastard!" Cell cried out, sounding as if he was sobbing a bit.

"That monster! How could anyone do something so depraved and twisted!?" Aizawa exclaimed in despair right along with Cell.

"Of course THAT would be the thing he couldn't stand." Kaminari whispered to Bakugo, who nodded.

"I won't let you get away with it, All For One! We can just shut off our mobile devices and shatter your evil plan!" Kermit countered the megalomaniac again.

"Not before I shatter your heart, Kermit. You see, this conversation is just a distraction while my REAL evil plan is taking place as we speak." All For One informed them.

"A distraction for a second evil plan. He really IS learning from his mistakes." Midoriya said worriedly.

"That's much more like the monster I know him to be." All Might growled.

"No... What have you done?!" Cell demanded yet again.

"I, All For One, have cancelled MCU Spider-Man's contract with Marvel!" The masked madman announced.

"NO! That monster! Spider-Man is my favorite!" Sero complained.

"That's too evil, even for him!" Kirishima snapped.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Kermit screamed to the sky. "You have NO idea what you've just done!" Kermit snapped at the villain.

"I mean, I'm pretty happy with the results. I might even pour myself a bowl of milk and cereal as a reward!" The floating fiend began.

"Oh, that sounds pretty good." Kermit admitted.

"Yeah, I could honestly go for some of that." Sato admitted.

"But wait a minute. There's something I don't like about the way he said that." Mineta said.

"In THAT order." All For One finished.

"NOOOO!" Kermit screamed once again. "Who the hell pours in the milk before the cereal!? NOOOO!" He cried out again.

"Noooo!" All the students cried.

"Everyone knows the cereal goes in before the milk!" Ashido cried out.

"Even I know that and I barely ever had cereal as a kid because my father wouldn't let me have sugary breakfast things." Todoroki agreed.


"Okay, we were wrong a couple videos ago! This man is the most evil force in the UNIVERSE!" Mineta cried out.

"Indeed. Truly this one does not shine as bright as the others." All Might said regretfully.

"Because All For One didn't get beaten?" Aizawa asked with a look of amusement.

"There were... other reasons..." All Might said quietly.

"It's okay, buddy, you can tell us the truth. We're all friends here." Present Mic teased.

"But yeah, this one definitely ended on a darker note than the others." Hagakure said.

"Well, hopefully the next one will fix that." Sandra tried to cheer them up, even though she knew that episode was also a bit more of a downer than the first three.


The familiar sight of the arena was finally shown again at sunset while the music played.

And Cell was seen once again talking to Kermit. "So then, Krillin said 'I'm not gay, but five dollars is five dollars'. And then it just got awkward from there." The bug man explained.

"I don't think I even want to know what they're talking about." Yaoyorozu said.

"I KNOW I don't." Asui insisted.

"Oh, come on. I think it might be a VERY entertaining story." Midnight told them with a lewd grin.

Unsurprisingly, Kermit didn't know how to react to this. "What?" He asked.

However, before the situation could be elaborated upon, All For One appeared, floating in the air as always. "Perfect Cell!" The villain declared.

"Mike!" Kermit declared.

"What?" Everyone asked at once.

"The hell's he talking about?" Bakugo questioned.

Present Mic smirked, however. "Oh, I think I know where this is going." He said eagerly.

"Mike?" Cell questioned, turning to his friend.

Even All For One was confused. "I'm sorry... Mike?" He questioned.

"Mike." Kermit said simply.

"What?" The floating fiend asked again.

"Miiiiiike." Kermit repeated slowly.

"Who the hell is Mike?!" The megalomaniac demanded.

"Mike fucking dick, bitch!" Kermit declared, having successfully baited AFO into a "Deez Nutz"-esque joke.

Many in the class laughed at this. "Ha! Got 'em!" Kaminari laughed.

"Get roasted, you Darth Vader reject!" Bakugo snapped.

"Ha! Gaaaay!" Cell taunted.

"Hilarious." All For One said sarcastically. "Speaking of dicks: I, All For One, apologize for being a dick." He explained.

"Finally, something nice for a change." Kermit said in relief.

Suddenly, someone was revealed to be standing underneath the floating villain. None other than... Tsuyu Asui!? "Tell me, Kermit: do you think if I offer you this anime waifu, it will make things even between us?" He offered.

"Tsu?!" The entire audience, minus the frog girl herself, all cried out.

"What is she doing there?!" Uraraka asked, hugging her best friend tightly.

"Ribbit." Tsuyu croaked in surprise, both at the hug and her on-screen appearance.

"The bastard must have kidnapped her." All Might growled.

"Well, at least he seems to be releasing her into Cell and Kermit's care." Yaoyorozu said.

"But who knows what those DEGENERATES might do to her! She may be worse off in their hands!" Iida pointed out.

"Yeah, I think this makes us even." Kermit agreed.

"Is it possible that you... find her attractive?" All For One asked.

"Oh, no..." Koda said.

"Anyone else not liking this?" Sato asked, everyone's hands flying up. "Okay, thought so. Just wanted to make sure." He said.

"Uh, yeah? What does that have to do with any-?" Kermit started to ask.

"SEXUALLY?!" The masked madman pressed the question.

"This is getting REALLY uncomfortable." Asui said weirdly.

"I'm suddenly overcome with the desire to destroy All For One." Tokoyami declared.

"And maybe Kermit, depending on how he answers." Dark Shadow added.

"Considering she's underaged, it would be highly concerning if he says..." All Might began.

"Um... Yeah, I guess-" The muppet admitted, only to be cut off again.

"And now I'm concerned." The former Number One said.

"Well, at least he's in another universe and can't touch OUR Tsu." Ashido said.

"But he CAN still get the one in THAT universe." Hagakure pointed out.

"Well, that's a shame, Kermit!" All For One declared, clearly excited at possibly getting one over on the two green creatures. "Because I, All For One, have taken the ENTIRE WORLD'S ANIME WAIFUS! AND TRANSFORMED THEM ALL!" He declared, the view zooming in on his mask more and more as he began to put more and more emphasis into his explanation, before suddenly and dramatically pausing. "Into TRAPS." He declared.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Kaminari and Sero cried out in despair.

"You sick bastard!" Mineta shouted furiously while crying tears of blood.

"Wait, I don't get it, what's the problem?" Midoriya asked.

"Don't you EVER use the internet?" Sero demanded.

"Only for more nerdy hero research. Or to watch All Might's debut video." Bakugo answered for the green-haired boy.

"It means guys who dress up like girls to trick you into doing the nasty with them instead of a woman! So that Tsu is actually a man!" Kaminari wept.

The rest of the audience was now fully caught on and fully disturbed. "I don't even... How do you even process that?" Yaoyorozu asked.

Shock had slowly started building up on Kermit's face as All For One spoke, before horror appeared on his features as the villain finished his explanation. "NOOOOOHOHOHOOOO!" The frog man cried out in despair.


"That sick bastard! Let me go to Tartarus! That man needs some electric chair action!" Kaminari snapped.

"I'll hang him with my tape!" Sero shouted.

"I'll suffocate him with my sticky balls!" Mineta screamed.

"Once again, not one of my favorites." All Might started. "BUT! Not just because All For One didn't get beaten! Because also our dear young Asui was stolen away!" He quickly added.

"And like Iida said, I'm not sure if it's better or worse that All For One is releasing her into Kermit and Cell's care." Tokoyami said.

"Eh. They seem pretty incompetent, I bet she could get away from them easy enough." Dark Shadow said dismissively.

"And finally, here's the last one." Sandra told them.


The arena was shown with the familiar music, but this time it appeared to be in a new location, a much greener and richer scenery with more trees.

All For One was seen once again, but this time he was on the ground. "Perfect Cell." He declared.

However, instead of simply, standing around with Kermit this time, Cell... was sat on a toilet with a newspaper. "Goddammit! Why do you keep coming back and at the worst possible time!" The Bio-Android demanded angrily.

"Okay... I was not expecting that." Midoriya said.

"Of all the things it could've been, why that?!" Hagakure complained.

"Doesn't this guy have ANY shame? Just the sheer awkwardness of seeing someone on the toilet should be enough to convince him to leave Cell alone." Midnight said.

"That man truly has no decency to speak of." All Might said.

"I can never be stopped." The villain said simply, before looking around at the new area. "Did you make another budget change?" He asked.

"No, Zarbon ruined my last arena, so I had to buy a new one." Cell explained, looking off into the distance in annoyance, before a very loud moan in the distance was heard.

"Anyways... You see, Perfect Cell- I, All For One, have done it again." The masked madman began, oblivious to Cell's complete deadpanned look.

"He is SO DONE with his shit!" Bakugo laughed.

"I mean, can you blame him? He's not exactly in the most comfortable position right now." Asui said.

"I mean, with how many times they've dealt with him, they should barely even acknowledge him at this point." Kirishima said.

"Well, to be fair, he DID seem to pull one over on them the last few times." Iida pointed out.

"I have thought of an even more DEVASTATING, UNFORGIVABLE plan." The megalomaniac elaborated, the view zooming in dramatically with each word as always.

"Yeah, that's cool and all, but can you tell me later when I'm not TAKING A SHIT!?" Cell shouted angrily at the madman, holding up his newspaper to prove his point.

"Seriously, he's not even that far away, he could probably smell it at that range." Ashido noted, cringing.

"Well, from what we've seen, his face is super scarred over, like he doesn't have any eyes or nose, so maybe not." Present Mic pointed out.

Suddenly, Tsuyu Asui was seen sitting in a chair beside All For One. "I, All For One, shall hold this anime waifu hostage until YOU agree to pay me ransom." He declared.

"Ribbit..." Tsuyu croaked nervously.

"Again!?" Everyone snapped.

"Leave young Asui alone, you damned villain!" All Might shouted.

"He's expecting MORE VILLAINS to pay ransom for her? At least last time he was just willing to GIVE her to them, but I doubt they'd spend their own money to save her." Jiro said.

"Do they even HAVE money?" Aoyama pointed out, everyone else tilting their heads in consideration.

Kermit also suddenly appeared from nowhere. "A hostage? That's your evil plan?" He asked, clearly expecting more from the masked madman at this point.

All For One was caught off-guard by how nonchalant the muppet was. "What? Well... Yes. Yes, that is my evil plan." He confirmed.

"You really think that she's the ONLY anime waifu? Why would we care if you hold her hostage?" The frog man questioned.

"They wouldn't seriously sit there and let him keep her, would they?!" Yaoyorozu asked in horror.

"If I had earned any respect for them, I'm RAPIDLY losing it." Tokoyami said with a glare.

"Well, once again, they are villains, or at the very least, degenerates. Just because they're beating up a far worse villain doesn't mean we should expect them to be heroes." Ojiro noted.

"If you save me, I'll show you my anime titties." Tsuyu bargained, looking down at her chest.

"WHAT!?" All the girls screamed, minus Asui, who was frozen with a massive blush and look of horror on her face.

"Asui! That is highly inappropriate, even if you are using it as a tactic to be free from a villain!" Iida snapped, chopping away.

"I-I would never do that!" She insisted, not even bothering to remind the engine-legged boy to call her "Tsu".

"PLEASE tell me that's not actually going to work." Todoroki groaned.

And, as if a switch were flipped, Kermit suddenly screamed and exploded with power, growing even taller than Cell and becoming more muscular than even All Might. "I'll never let you get away with this, All For One!" The muppet declared.

"Holy crap! The frog is jacked!" Sato exclaimed.

"Not even All Might was that muscular!" Uraraka said in amazement.

"He might be even bulkier than that villain I fought at the Training Camp! At least, until he tried to suffocate me with his muscles." Midoriya said.

Even Cell appeared to be ready to join in on the action. "Moisto Fista!" He declared. And suddenly, a version of Winnie The Pooh, equally muscular as Kermit, appeared beside the bug man.

"What the heck is that!?" All the students cried out.

"Cell's Stand. He acquired it by using a Stand arrow on himself in order to combat DIO." Sandra explained.

"Well, it definitely looks like it means business. And if it can stand up to The World. It must be truly powerful." Shoji said.

However, Cell simply looked back down at his newspaper. "Go help Kermit." He told his Stand.

The entire audience couldn't help but chuckle at Cell's casually dismissal of the situation.

"Do I really HAVE TO?" The Stand questioned.

"You will do whatever the FUCK DevilArtemis smokes and tells you to do, goddammit! Now go beat up the cripple!"Cell ordered.

Many had to stop and think about that. "Does... All For One count as crippled? I mean, he has no eyes, so he's at least blind." Jiro asked awkwardly.

"It definitely didn't seem to slow him down in the fight against All Might, though." Sero pointed out.

"I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he found a way to come back from even THAT. So now, I'd hardly count him as differently abled." All Might said.

The Stand simply sighed at this. "Fine.." He finally relented.

Moisto Fista then joined Kermit in decimating All For One, stomping down on the masked madman as Kermit delivered powerful haymakers on the downed villain, who could only grunt and curse in pain.

Once again, All Might was on the floor, rolling with laughter, much to the concern of the rest of the viewing audience.

However, they also couldn't help but laugh themselves at All For One's misfortune. "He just never learns." Koda chuckled.

"Eat shit, Vader wannabe! That's what you get for taking All Might from us and kidnapping the frog!" Bakugo snapped.

With the villain thoroughly dispatched once again, Tsuyu looked down at her chest once more. "Welp, a promise is a promise." She said.

Suddenly, Cell appeared beside her, wearing pixelated shades and holding his chin coolly, chuckling smoothly.

"She's underage, you creep!" The entire audience shouted once again, minus Asui once again, as she tried to hide her face in her hair.


"Well, the ending was a bit messed up, but the rest was funny." Uraraka said.

"Yeah, I was NOT expecting Cell to have a Stand." Sato agreed.

"And how muscular Kermit got was pretty cool." Koda admitted quietly.

"And, of course, All Might loved how All For One got beat up." Midnight teased.

"Immensely." All Might confirmed.

"Well, then. Since Tsu showed up in a few of these videos, I think it's her turn next, so why don't we take a look at her younger siblings that live with her grandpa?" The Empress suggested.

"You mean Sprig and Polly? And Hop Pop?" Asui asked.

"I thought you only had two siblings?" Ashido asked.

"Two that live with me, but like Sandra said, they live with my grandpa, who we call Hop Pop. Because he's froggy like the rest of my family." Froppy explained.

"Tch. How impressive could a couple of brats and an old fart be?" Bakugo complained, not noticing how everyone was glaring at him.

"Well, you're about to see for yourself." The celestial declared.


A/N: So, that was a fun little bonus chapter I hope you all enjoyed! Obviously, I made some small tweaks to take out some of the uncomfortably cringe moments and to not call out a real person (Shallot's VA, you know who I mean without saying the name), but the meat of the videos is still there. So, yep, next time is Sprig and, by extension, the other two Plantars, another suggestion by triscythe59. Originally, I was thinking they were a bit TOO frog-like to fit into the MHA world, but then I saw an image of Tsu's father again and he looks like he would ABSOLUTELY fit in Amphibia, so we're all good here. Hopefully you guys will look forward to that.