It was a dark, spooky Halloween night. All of the boxers were huddled in the lounge to watch a horror movie together. "Trust me, this one's bone-chilling," said Disco Kid, showing them the DVD box.

"Heathers: The Original Cut?" Super Macho Man cocked an eyebrow. "Ain't that a chick flick?"

"Don't be fooled," said Disco Kid, "it's actually really scary." He put the disc in, set everything up, and soon enough, the movie started.

During the first few minutes, Super Macho Man still wasn't convinced. "This is just 80s Mean Girls."

"No, no maldicen tanto en Mean Girls," said Don. (No, they don't swear as much in Mean Girls.) When some of the other boxers looked at him, he shrugged. "¿No recuerdas que pensé que era una niña hasta los diecinueve años? Además, a Carmen le encanta." (Don't you remember I thought I was a girl until I was nineteen? Besides, Carmen loves it.)

As the movie progressed, Joe became more and more grateful that Katrina wasn't old enough to watch this movie, and had instead decided to do a Halloween fashion show/baking party with Annie, Janet, and Masako. These girls were really mean, and she certainly wouldn't have liked seeing her mother's name be associated with such brutes.

And then the moment of truth; "Corn nuts!"

"Holy crap," said Bear Hugger, "that girl just died!"

"It gets worse from here," said Disco Kid, who was starting to tremble.


About halfway into the movie, Disco Kid suddenly got up and hurried out of the room. Curious, the other boxers sent Aran to go find him. Aran soon found Disco Kid in the locker room, looking shaken. "Oi," said Aran, "what's yer damage?"

"I know the movie gets really scary from there," said Disco Kid. "I thought I could handle it, but…I don't think I can."

"Ah, come on, Thomas," said Aran, "that li'l creep ain't real. An' even if 'e was, yer a boxer. You could snap 'im in half if you wanted to."

Disco Kid pursed his lips for a moment, then took on a strong expression. "Yeah. I'd snap him in half if I ever saw him." He stood up. "Alright. I can finish this movie." They got up and went back to the lounge.


Once the movie was finished, the entire league was shocked at what they just watched. "तो वे सब अंत में मर जाते हैं ?!" (So they all just die at the end?!)

"I mean, if it worked for Little Shop, I guess they figured it'd work for Heathers," said Flying Feather.

Joe checked his phone, and found a message from Katrina, saying she and her friends were taking the bus to come to the arena with cupcakes. As soon as he finished reading the message, he heard the door closing and a handful of girls giggling. He got up. "Viens, vous autres, ma fille nous porte les friandises." (Come on, you guys, my daughter brought us treats.)

He found the girls and ushered them into the lounge. Annie was carrying a tray of chocolate cupcakes with purple, green, and orange frosting. Everyone had one, and talked about various things.

"It's green, ye sure this ain't gonna turn me int'a mutant?" Aran joked. Annie, Janet, and Masako froze up and stuttered when they realized he was there. Aran just chuckled. "What, yer friend kicked me arse and yer still scared o' me?"

"Aran, quit tormenting them," said Mr. Sandman.

"Why, it's fun," said Aran. He fake-growled at the three girls, and they squealed and ran out of the room. Aran heaved a heart belly laugh.