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Meanwhile, in a cemetery, a young man stood at a grave with at obituary that read:
Takehito Asama
Birth: XX/XX/1999X
Death: XX/XX/201X
RIP
In the man's hands was a flower bouquet. He knelt down, placed the bouquet near the grave, and then held his hands together to the top of his chest for a couple seconds. Afterwards. he bowed, then got back up and left the graveyard.
The man returned to his home and entered the backyard to begin sweeping of leaves off the grass
"...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*CRUNCH* *RATTLE* *CRUNCH* *RATTLE* *CRUNCH* *RATTLE* *CRUNCH* *RATTLE* *CRUNCH* *RATTLE* *CRUNCH* *RATTLE* *CRUNCH* *RATTLE*
*THUD*
*THUD*
Suddenly, a man and woman fell through a tree and landed on the grass.
"Ugh!" Opening his eyes, Minako found Musou face-first inside her cleavage. "A-A-Are you alright Musou-kun?"
"Yeah," her Sekirei said as she got up on her own. "Sorry about that."
"Um, excuse me..."
Just then, the Sekirei/Ashikabi pair noticed a young late-20s man looking at them; the man had purple eyes and shoulder-length hair, wooden sandals, and wore a purple kannagi outfit.
"Who...Who are YOU two?" asked the purple-haired man.
"Huh?" Minako quickly got up. "Well, w-we're—OW!" She found that her skirt was torn and she was covered in dirt.
"Oh dear! You're hurt!" exclaimed the purple-haired man.
"Mi-Minako-san!" Musou was also covered in dirt, and he even MORE torn clothing.
"WAH! Musou-kun! Your clothes!" exclaimed her Sekirei.
"Huh? Oh yeah, I guess that got torn when I landed when I fell through the trees.
*SLIDE*
"What's all the noise?" Kagari asked as she opened the backyard door. "Huh? Ah!"
Inside a room, Kagari strapped a bandage onto Minako's leg cut. "There, THAT should do it."
"Um, sorry to trouble you," said Minako, now wearing a green jumpsuit.
"Oh, it's nothing. I was just doing what Miyu asked me to do," Kagari said as he put the medical box away.
"'Miyu'? You mean man from before? By the way, do I know you, ma'am?"
"Me? Don't you remember? I work with your friend: Yasaki!"
"*GASP* Homura-chan!"
"That's my hostess name; right now, I'm Kagari. By the way, how did you two end up here anyways?"
"Huh? Oh, well we were just...
"Correct! I'm glad you paid attention. Oh, and by 'top-secret'," President Hiroto said as he moved his head closer to the TV screen, "I mean, 'you tell anyone, you die'!"
"...blown in by the wind..."
"'Blown in by the wind', eh? Alright...I guess I can leave it at that..."
"Minako-san!"
*SLIDE*
Musou came into the room, followed by Miyu, wearing a flowery kimono. "The nice man behind me let me borrow his kimono."
"He did? Oh, Miyu-san, I'm sorry that had to take your clothing."
"Mm hmm hmm hmm...DON'T be. I don't helping people in need," said Miyu. "YOU are actually my husband's jumppsuit, I'm sure he would've down the same."
"Your 'husband'?" the green-jumpsuit woman looked back at Homura.
"Oh no, I'm not a man," admitted Kagari. "His husband...passed away..."
"Oh, I'm so sorry for your loss...and I didn't know you were...were..."
"Never mind. He died years ago," said Miyu. "Oh, how rude of me! Allow me to introduce myself: my name is Asama Miyu," he said with a bow.
"I-In that case, I'm Sashshi Minako."
"And I'm Musou."
"And I'm Homura, nice to meet you both."
"*SNIFF* *SNIFF* Ah, what's that smell?!" yelled Musou in excitement.
"Why, I've been preparing dinner. Why don't you join us?"
"US join YOU!?" Minako gasped. "But we—"
*RUMBLE*
His Sekirei's stomach began rumbling...
Thank you for the food!" Minako and Musou shouted before eating with Kagari and Miyu.
Miyu began eating his meal. "MMM! DELICIOUS!"
"Yeah! Thank you so much!" Minako said after her first bite as well.
"ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, EVERYONE: I'VE BEEN WORKIN' MY ASS OFF FOR NINE HOURS STRAIGHT! SO I'M TIRED, I'M STARVING, I'M COMING IN TO EAT, AND I'M WHATEVER I WANT! AND IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, I DON'T GIVE A F—"
*SLIDE*
"*SPIT* WAH!" Minako immediately spat out her soup as soon as the door opened.
"Oh, hello there. You must be visiting." A half-naked young man in a lightning-plaid thong entered the room; he had nearly shaven brown hair, an earring in his right ear, and was covered with body tattoos all over his entire body (except his head and crotch of course).
"*SIGH* Yuzuru, haven't I already told that you're allowed to have your tattoo in public areas of this house?"
"Like I said: I'm too hungry to cover them up right now. Beside, at least I'm underwear, right?" the tattooed-man asked as he sat down to eat.
"Um, excuse me, Miya-san, what kind a house IS this? Not to be rude, but you don't really seem like family."
"Why, that's because this is acually a boarding house: Izumo Inn," explained Miyu
"A boarding house!"
Yes, I'm the landlord, and these are my current tenants: Kagari and Yuzuru.
"'Sup!" said the half-naked tattooed-man.
"Boarding house! OH PLEASE!" Minako immediately performed a dogeza. "OUR LANDLORD JUST KICKED US OUT OF OUR HOUSE AND WE HAVE NO PLACE TO STAY! WE BEG YOU FOR YOUR HOSPITALITY. PLEASE!"
"Please sit up!" said Miyu politely. "My husband was the man who found Izumo Inn, and he NEVER turned away another who was homeless and needed a place to stay...welcome to Izumo Inn."
"Really? Wait...what's the catch!"
"None! You just have to make not to break any rules, and since you and your boyfriend AREN'T homeless, you'll have to pay the ¥50,000 rent every month.
"Oh dear!" said Yuzuru dreadfully.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Minako curiously asked the tattooed-man.
"You both might wanna get the fuck outta while you still have a chance to get laid!"
"...W-Why?"
"Rumor has it...the landlord is actually a cannibalistic serial killer, and if dare to break even the SMALLEST rule, he'll slash your genitals off and force you to watch him eat them raw, while HE watches YOU bleed to death out your crotch, then he'll feed your corpse to the next potential tenants; in fact, you might be eating the last rule breakers right now."
Starting to grow terrified, Minako slowly turned her head back to meal he just ate.
"Yuzuru, are you trying to scare away some potential tenants?" With his eyes closed, Miyu slowed his head backed to the half-naked tattooed-man, emitting a demonic purple aura.
"Whoa! Uh, b-b-but then again, t-t-that was a-a-a rumor, and since its-it's a rumor, that it's nev-never been p-p-p-p-proven, and-and if it's never been proved, then it ob—er—obviously not true, r-right?" asked Yuzuru nervously.
"GREAT!" In excitement, Musou hugged her Ashikabi from behind. "We've got a place to stay, Minako-san!"
Later that night, Minako and Musou were back at their FORMER tenement; Musou had already fallen asleep, while Minako was calling her mother on her cell phone. "Hey, Mom, it's me. Now, just hear me out, okay? I'll...I'll be moving out of my tenement tomorrow and—"
"WHAT?!" shouted her mother. "At a time like this?!"
"Mom! Just listen, okay?! I need my allowance r—"
"HALVED! You'll be receiving halved until you enter college!"
"MOM, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!"
"Then be an adult and get job!"
"MOM! LISTEN!"
"I'M TO BUSY TO LISTEN TO YOUR EXCUSES RIGHT NOW! GOODNIGHT!"
"MOM! WAIT!"
But her mother hung up.
"Uggghhhhhh!" Devastated, Minako collapsed into her futon. "First I fail college again, next I'm in a 'Sekirei Plan', then I'm kicked out of my apartment, and now I lost half my allowance!? These days have been the WORST ones of my life..."
End
Cast:
Miyu Asama: Norio Wakamoto (Japanese); Mike Pollock (English)
Yuzuru: ? (Japanese); J. Michael Tatum (English)
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