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"Oh, by the way, we never got to meet," said the tattooed man; he was currently sitting in the tub. "I'm Yuzuru, and I'm in Room 203."

"Nice to meet you, I'm Musou," said Musou; he was sitting on a stool washing his body and took a bucket of water to pour down his soapy back, revealing his crest.

"Whoa! You must be a Sekirei!" Yuzuru shouted upon inspecting the crest. "Check it out: I got one too." Standing up and turning around, he pointed to the Sekirei Crest on his back.


"Please...help me..."

*FLASH*

Just then, the boy disappeared, and Minako returned to the real world, falling onto her posterior. "What was THAT?" she whispered. "Wait a sec! Was he..."

"FUCK OFF, YOU PSYCHOCOCK!"

*CRASH*

Just then, someone crashed through the window and landed on the fence.


"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Calm down, dude!" said Yuzuru nervously. He quickly jumped back to avoid another punch being thrown by Musou. "Would you just stop and listen?!"

"My name is Musou, #088, fist-type!" said the assaulter. "And this is my first fight since my emergence!"

"T-T-T-T-That's nice, but MAYBE you should fight someone who's actually WILLING to fight. I'm not really one of those guys at the moment, okay?" Yuzuru nervously held himself against the wall. "So, could you just—"

*SWIPE* *SWIPE* *SWIPE*

But Musou continued throwing punches, only for his 'opponent' to dodge each attack, then leap over him to flee. "I'M NOTHING FIGHTING YOU, YOU FREAK!" Yuzuru rushed out of the bathroom, taking a towel to wrap around his waist and slamming the door.

"COME BACK AND FIGHT!" Musou continued pursuit, opening the door to—

*KICK*

Yuzuru emerged from around the corner to kick #088 in the crotch, sending onto his knees. Yuzuru the fled up the stairs with Musou in hot pursuit; Musou paused for a moment, then returned to the bathroom to claim a towel to wrap around his waist—after all, he...

"Almost forgot about modesty again," he said.

Yuzuru made it into a room and slammed the door shut—

*BOOM*

Musou immediately burst through—now wearing a towel around his waist—knocking Yuzuru back. "I can't wait to win my first fight!" He charged forth to deliver another punch.

"FUCK OFF, YOU PSYCHOCOCK!" Yuzuru avoided the attack, and then...

*BUMP*

The tattooed Sekirei headbutted Musou in the head, knocking him onto his ass.

*CRASH*

Yuzuru jumped through a window and landed on the backyard fence, quickly noticing Minako giving her and shocked, wide-eyed glance. Looking down, the tattooed Sekirei noticed his towel falling down, flashing his cock and balls, so he quickly tightened it to cover his modesty. "Oh, thank God! You must be that new kid's Ashikabi!" He leapt down right next to him. "Look, could you please calm your boyfriend down."

"Hey! Get away from Mianko-san!" Musou yelled as he looked out the window.

"No, I don't think I will unless you stop attacking me!" Yuzuru quickly hid himself behind Musou's Ashikabi, wrapping his arms around her neck.

"Minako-san!" Musou jumped out the window and landed in the backyard. "That man's a Sekirei!"

"A-A 'sexy ray'!?" exclaimed Minako falsely. "I-I-I never heard of a 'sexy ray' be—"

"Nah, I think you know EXACTLY what he called me..." whispered Yuzuru.

"Get away from Minako-san! NOW!" Enraged, Musou stormed over to throw a punch at—

*CLANG*

Miyu quickly jumped in between to block him with a pan lid.

*SLASH*

Then he withdrew his katana to attack #088's crotch. "ENOUGH! It is disgraceful for people to run around the inn naked."

"I-I-I'm sorry, sir..." said Musou tearfully.

"Hah hah hah hah hah hah!" laughed Yuzuru. "Hook, line, and fucked!"

"YOU TOO, YUZURU-SAN!" shouted the landlord.

"Yes, sir..."

"*SIGH* I do not wish to find out what happened, but there are TWO things that you must know: first off, there are MANY things that are NOT permitted at Izumo Inn, and violence is among them; secondly, do you remember when Yuzuru-san said I was a serial killer who feasted on the genitals of rule breakers and served their corpses as meals to potential tenants? Well, there IS one things that he's correct about: under NO circumstances do I tolerate rule breakers, and the punishments with be...VERY SEVERE!" As he continued talking, Miyu slowly slid his katana back into its socket, and all the while, Musou began crying in agony and grabbing his crotch in pain, but the crying stopped as soon as the landlord used his thumb to stop his katana from sliding down any further. Miyu then closed his eyes and smiled. "Have I made myself clear?"

All of a sudden, Yuzuru, Minako, and he Sekirei felt the presence of a demonic mask floating right next to the landlord.

"...Y-Y-Y-Yes, landlord..." said the female rōnin nervously.

"Good. Anyways, dinner will be ready in a few minutes," the landlord said as walked back into the house.

"...See what I mean now?" Yuzuru whispered into Minako's ear.


Later that night, Kagari stood atop a building, overlooking the overgrown plants in the park of Teito Arboretum. "The green stone door is still closed," he said into his cell phone. "If we don't take action soon, the one who forcefully tried to wing him will be here in no time at all."


Someone inside Teito Arboretum, a little boy sat against the trees, crying into his knuckles. "*SNIFF* Someone help! *SOB* Somebody please help me...PLEASE! *SOB*"

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