I don't own Naruto nor Kingdom Hearts. More Robin Williams comedy than Sora finds out... about his family.
Back at Agrabah, Jasmine was standing on the balcony with her arms on the rails, wondering where her groom is. She didn't notice that the Genie was behind her.
"Boy... and I thought I was blue..." He turns to Donald and Goofy. "Listen boys, take the day." He said as Donald and Goofy went to their rooms to sleep. Meanwhile, Genie poofed down to comfort Jasmine.
"You would know if Aladdin,Sora, and Sora are in trouble, wouldn't you?" Jasmine asked as she turns to Genie. "I thought they'd be back by now." Genie put his arms on his shoulders and smiled.
"They will be back." That didn't seem to cheer her up as she continued to sulk. Genie frowned that it didn't work then his words didn't work. Then he has a good idea.
"Listen to Genie dear, Genie knows." He said in his Mrs. Doubtfire outfit. "You have to get your mind off this incessant waiting." Genie poofs himself, Jasmine into the throne room. "Here's a surefire way to cheer up a bummed-out bride-to-be. A heaping helping of matrimonial magic!"
Genie made gifts appear all through the throne room. The gifts included bouquets of flowers, cars, baby carriages, and balloons. And a large Present. He opened it and out came Stan Lee.
"Where the heck am I?" Genie laughed nervously and poofed him back.
"Sorry." Jasmine reached to pick a flower from a bouquet, when Genie, as Harpo Marx, jumped into her arms and tries to kiss her. Then a hook pulled him off. Genie then returns as Chico Marx.
"Hey, that's no good. What a wedding needs is a theme."Genie turned into Grouch Marx. "It needs a groom too, but let's work with what we have..."
"Genie!" Jasmine scolded. Genie turned back to normal and chuckled.
"It's a joke..." He then went deadpan. "I do that..."
Okay, let's see... this will be the second wedding for both of you. I'm thinking we need something a little more simple, a little more elegant and less gray." He laughed as he made an elephant appear. "Ha, ha, ha! Did it, done it, own it!"
Genie turned the throne room into a Las Vegas-like atmosphere, complete with lasers and flashing lights. "It's a miracle! He believes, he believes!" Jasime sees the Genie turn into Elvis.
"Thank you very much!" He said with the Elvis Curled lip. Jasmine giggled.
"I don't think so.." Genie's Elvis hair fell down.
"Tres gauche right? Well, maybe you could elope? No, you can't elope. But oh honeydew!" Genie threw a honeydew melon to the center of the room. "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
Jasmine giggled. "Thank you, Genie. I'm sure it will be wonderful." Jasmine said before kissing Genie on the cheek. "And thanks for cheering me up."
Genie turned Bing Crosby. "I'm sure Ali Baba and the boy are on the road to Agrabah right now. Isn't that right Bob?" Now he's Bob Hope. "That's right, Bing, how 'bout this town? Is it wild or what? It's like one giant sand trap, and me without my wedgie. Hey, let's give a big hand for Brooke Shields."
"Got something on your mind?" asked Aladdin asked his father to lead him and his friends to an underground passage.
"I find my son, and lose my enemy." said Cassim. He stopped and looked back at him. "You did your old man proud, Aladdin." "You, too, Boys."
"We were just trying to stay alive." said Sora, not trying to make a big deal out of it. Naruto nodded.
"Ha, if you boys didn't fight, you would've been killed, said Cassim. So says the Code of the Forty Thieves.
"Does this code have any rules that don't end in death?" Iago asked.
"It's a strict code." said Cassim, walking to a tall door that had an engraving of a seat turtle etched into it. "But there is one I have added. We never hurt the innocent."
"Uh, for future references, I'm as innocent as the day was hatched." said Iago, perching on a stone with smile on his face and his hands folded behind his back. Sora and Naruto rolled their eyes.
Cassim lit a few oil bowls and the fiery light revealed them an open room fit for a prince: fine furniture, silk tapestries, and cloths, hand carved wardrobe, and among the bare wall, were carvings of ancient writing that seemed to describe something about some kind of turtle.
"Listen, boys." said Cassim, tossing his torch into a water bowl. "This is a treasure; the ultimate treasure." This caught the ears of both Iago and Abu.
"What so great about it?" asked Sora.
"Compared to it, a pharaoh's tomb is a paupers grave, a sultan's fortune nothing but lunch money, and I am this close to it." said Cassim, comparing his distance by the small space between his finger and thumb.
"Wow, that is close." said Sora. "Where is it?"
"On island that never appears in the same place twice." said Cassim, reaching into his wardrobe and pulling out a rolled carpet. "It is known as the Vanishing Isle."
"Now that would be a problem." said Iago.
"What is this ultimate treasure?" asked Naruto.
"Yeah, what is it?" Sora asked. "Cause I barely passed Greek class."
"The big one, boy." Cassim replied as he unfurled the scroll. "The Hand of Midas." Sora and Naruto were in awe of it But Aladdin wasn't impressed. "It's just a myth."
"I don't know, Aladdin." Naruto said. "I've seen weirder crap."
"It's not a myth, boy." said Cassim. He picked up a wet torch, lit it, and led them to a ledge where the sea water settled in. The light reflected against walls and into the water. Lying underneath it was a long Viking ship, glittering and glistening solid gold. "There's your proof. From stern to stem, every piece of rigging, every plank and board, all of it: solid gold. Touched by the Hand of Mi
das."
"And sunk by it." said Aladdin, like he even cared, walking away. Cassim just sighed.
"You don't understand. You don't know what it's like to have nothing, to stare up at the palace, knowing you deserve more, to be called a street rat." With those words, Aladdin felt the same pain as his father, feeling remorse and pity for him.
"Yes, I do." said Aladdin. Naruto agreed with him as he followed Sora and Aladdin followed after with Cassim.
"I knew exactly what I wanted for my family." said Cassim. "I couldn't go back to Agrabah and come back empty-handed. But weeks turned into months, and months turned into years. Cassim stood before the carvings on the wall, looking up at them with regret as his hand brushed against the surface. I came back to Agrabah one night, and I couldn't find my wife nor my son. I thought my family was gone forever."
"At that moment, I would've traded anything to get your mother back." said Cassim. Aladdin now sees his father as a sad man wanting to
"But we never wanted gold." said Aladdin.
"We wanted you." Cassim turned with his son walking to him. "I wanted a father. I still do. Come to my wedding. This time you have an invitation."
"All right, Aladdin!" Sora cheered, along with Naruto,Abu and Carpet.
"Aladdin, I don't know." said Cassim, not too keen on the idea. Aladdin put his hand on his shoulder to reassure him.
"Dad, We're not for Agrabah until morning." said Aladdin. "Well you just think about it." Aladdin left with Sora to get ready for bed, Naruto... however stayed.
"I don't know what happened to my parents." He sighed. He then starts to tear... "It's kind of hard to explain but I have this demon inside me. He is the reason why I have this demon inside of me. I never had friends. My sensei Iruka looked out for me after I found out... I got better. Now I have friends... Sakura. "He said dreamily. He then looks back at Sora with a grin. "Sora..." He turns back at Cassim...Shikamaru... Neji, Rock Lee among others!" He face went down. "Jiryiya... But still, I would do anything to have a family to love. So please reconsider coming." Cassim didn't answer and looks down. Once Naruto left he sees Iago is the only one who stayed behind.
"Aladdin wouldn't understand, said Cassim, pacing steadily around the room. It just wouldn't work. I dont belong to his world."
"The Oracle doesn't belong to his world either." said Iago, perching on Cassims right shoulder. "It belongs to two enterprising treasure hunters: you and me."
Cassim scoffed just shooed Iago off his shoulder.
"The Oracle." Cassim groaned. "Probably just another dead end."
"It works." Iago shouted, trying to get his point across. "Thats how the kid found you. It knows everything." Cassim stopped and grinned.
"Everything?" Cassim asked, he turns to Iago who was wearing the same smile as him.
"And I know where they stashed it." said Iago, with Cassim looking right down at him. "Cassim, were talking about the wedding of your only son. Its a once in the lifetime opportunity." Cassim stroked his bear and smirked.
"How could I pass it out?"
Back at Agrabah, The palace guard named Razoul was on his watch through the city. He then hears a voice.
"Psstt.. over here." A voice called to him. He turns around and sees Saluk standing near a house with his arms crossed.
"Are you the one with information about the Forty Thieves?"
"What would you say if I handed you the King of Thieves?"
"I'd said what's in it for you?" Razoul asked.
"I'll just sleep better knowing that he'll be off the streets... and on the executioner's block." Razoul wasn't convinced as he crossed his arms.
"Everyone knows that the King of Thieves cannot be caught. What miracle do you possess?" Saluk smirked and answered his question.
"Two words that will make you Agrabah's greatest hero: Open Sesame!" With that, Razoul gives a smirk.
"Hop on Dad!" Aladdin offered while riding on Carpet
"Oh no." Cassim protested.
"It's a rug. You sweep dirt under it, you don't fly on it. At least I don't."
"It's fun. There's nothing to be afraid of." Aladdin said.
"Yeah..
"I'm not afraid!" Cas Now you three get off of that thing before you break your necks!"
"I trust Carpet with my life!" Aladdin pleaded. Carpet has his head down. "Don't worry, he'll come around."
"We'll take horses." Cassim said.
"Horses were good enough for my father. And his father before him. And they were always good enough for me."
"He sounds like a father all right."Abu nodded.
"He doesn't sound like my dad." Sora stated. Nartuo looked over at him curiosity.
"What is your dad like, Sora?" Sora grinned.
"He's kinda like me..." He answered. "He's kind, has a good heart, and keeps his promises. You should meet him sometime." Naruto smiled.
"I would like that."
They came just in time to see the pavilion all built up.
"Looks like Genie and the others have everything ready." Aladdin said. Hearing that, caught Cassim off guard.
"Genie! You have a genie? Have you used all three wishes yet?" Cassim asked.
"Oh please don't go into it it's just too painful." Iago said. Right on cue, The Genie appears.
"Sora, Al, Naruto!" A voice yelled. "You're back! And you're front! you're all here!" He said as he hugged all of them. He let go of Sora who then was tackled by Doanld and Goofy.
"Ah... Donald... Goofy!" He hugged them. Naruto smiled and joined them. The Genie then gets serious.
"Security's tight. No big crowd. Immediate family and closest friends only." Genie said.
"Perfect! Because this is my-" Aladdin was saying
"No lowlifes this time! Other than the parrot of course observe." Genie said.
From beneath the ground a few meters away, a panel opened, and a large blue very futuristic robot with Genie's face emerged from it. Arming two laser cannons on either side of its head.
"You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine wedding. Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you!" The robot said. It then fired and everyone ducked just in time.
"Sniff Sniff is something burning?" Asked Donald. He was searching for the source of the smell before finding his tail and screaming over in circles. Sora, Naruto and Goofy laughed before Sora Cast his water spell and puts out Donald's tail. He stops to see his tail all burnt.
"Thanks!" He exasperated.
"Allow me to introduce-" Iago began. Cassim chuckled.
"The King of Thieves."
While this news surprised the majority of the group Genie took it to the extreme. After a second of stunned silence, a walkie-talkie appeared in his hand.
"All units we have a code red!" Suddenly a bunch of Genies in swat team uniforms shouting code red. The palace gates closed. as more climbed down. Cassim looks confused, Sora and Aladdin rolled their eyes. Donald was deadpanned. Goofy rubbed his nose. Naruto... just laughed.
"The Genie is funny!"
"Come on, boys! Follow me!" Scottish Genie shouted. They all played the bagpipes they charged.
"Calvary... Forward!" A lone ranger Genie cried while riding a horse. A warplane flew by as an army full of Genies dropped down.
"Geronimo!"
"Arapaho!"
"Navajo!" However, the last one was Genie as...
"Pocahontas!"
Dozens of Genies surrounded Cassim clumped close together and rifles aimed.
"Do not attempt to move or we will be shooting ourselves."
"Genie." Aladdin said as he and Sora are squeezing through the mass of Genies.
"Back off this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm." Genie said getting ready to fire.
"Genie, meet my dad." Aladdin said. He gasped at Cassim in surprise.
"Stand back men, smoke 'em if you got them." All but one Genie disappeared turning back to normal and marching to Cassim.
"If you're Al's dad and the King of Thieves I just want to know one thing..."
"Yeah?" Cassim asked defiantly. Genie then put his waiter's suit back on.
"Will you be having the chicken or sea bass?" Genie asked. Cassim looks on in confusion. Sora and Naruto shook their heads in disbelief.
"Come on Dad you've got to meet Jasmine and the Sultan." Aladdin said taking his father's arm.
"Hold on. Don't you think we should lose the Agrabah's most wanted look first?" Genie said.
"What's wrong with the way I look?" Cassim demanded.
"When you're here you're not the King of Thieves you're my dad." Aladdin said. Cassim sighed.
"I've had more practice being the king of thieves. He lowered his hood.
"Well let's forget the dark past and try something new." Genie said snaking his fingers. Then Cassim's cloths changed. "And I think a new wardrobe is a good start."
"Okay now let's meet Jasmine." He said. Sora and his friends followed him, unaware at the 40 thieves hideout that a dark haired boy in an Organization XIII coat is looking at them in a crystal. He lashes out an evil smile.
"Pretty soon, Naruto. I will end you and Sora!" He chuckled evilly.
What is Sasuke planning? Hope you liked our latest chapter. Hope you liked the Stan Lee cameo. I was gonna put him as part of the Code Red but I thought him being in the gift box would be funnier. We got 2-3 chapters to go before the next world. I am so excited about it. I'm either gonna do Frozen... or back to Konoha. This is gonna be a long story, isn't it? Well, take care guys. Over and out.
