After the battle of the underground donk patrick and howl Michael with the help of the saw and atlas force, ace ops, the black egrets along with the pro heroes, licensed Huntsmen and the crystal gems.

The two host were happy to be back in the headquarters with some of the warriors and military personnel staying behind to guard the host.

"Tonight, the action is hotter than ever on super animal island but you don't have to take my word for it" donk said as he show clips of battle on the island.

"Watch your step, this one is just littered with excitement" he continued before he announced.

"This is super animal royale tonight!" As he show the title of the show as the two host are in the show room, on the red desk as one of the guard is a saw force golden retriever and the other is one of the ace ops named marrow amin as dog faunus quickly waved at the camera before getting serious as the super donkey made his intro.

"Hello super animals and Super fans, land and sea, I'm donk patrick, here with howl Michael..." Donk said.

"Hey!" Howl said as donk continued.

"And we're thrilled to be back in the studio bringing you all the carnage you crave and all the blooper we can scooper" donk told the viewers as howl added "home sweet home!"

"Home sweet home is right howl, and it's just so --" donk was interrupted by a saw force super dog along with mako mankanshoku's dog named gut panting at the camera as marrow was quietly snickering as the super donkey was trying to get the two dogs to move out if the camera.

"Uh... Hello?, *Ahem* excuse me. Buddies your standing --" donk was trying to kindly move the dogs out of the way to no avail.

"Hey buddies your both blocking the--" mako mankanshoku arrived on the camera as she saw her dog on tv and ran to get him.

"I'm so sorry mr donk I'll take my dog and go *turn to guts* guts come here boy, come here, come here, I got treat" she wave a doggy treat to get his attention but it didn't work but it was gonna get worse as Ozzy (sonic the hedgehog movie) the normal Golden retriever along with the Xiao long rose family corgi zwei arrived as they both joined the other dog in staring the camera as sonic and ruby arrived.

"Yo Mr donk, sorry about Ozzy I didn't mean to have him on the camera as I should've watched when I was walking him" sonic apologize as ruby added "Im sorry with zwei" she bowed repeatedly while saying sorry as mako was deflate as she tried in vain to get gut to come "I'm all out of idea, I don't know what to do" she said as marrow was starting to laugh at the antic going on here but howl Michael knew exactly what to do in situation like this as he immediately took control of the situation right now.

"Buddies...SIT!" Howl's command made everyone stop and The normal and super dog sit to howl command even marrow immediately stopped laughing as he sit as well as he howl stern voice was nearly like general ironwood.

"DOWN!" All dogs normal, super and humanoid got down as they listened to the super monkey, after a few minutes of silence howl praised them.

"Goooood boooooys" howl said as he petted marrow on the head making the dog faunus tail wag as he looked away blushing in Embarrassment as howl gave the go to donk as the super donkey continued his speech.

"Let's jump right into the action with the superest kills"

[After the superest kills is finished]

"Tonight we're thrilled to welcome our --" donk was interrupted again as the sound of dogs barking as the camera turn to see a super chocolate lab saw force shoulder along with gut, Ozzy, zwei and even a palamute faunus named buddy (my RWBY oc) and beagle brute named Inui pure in beast mode barking as three cat, one Is a super calico named catfive, the other is a female demi cat named Kurumi nekomai who is Seton academy student and the host's secretary and finally it a male gray persian tuxedo cat faunus named Lucious (my other oc) as the three cats hissed at the barking canine pack as ruby, sonic and mako tried to stop this fight.

"Try and bite me bitch!" Lucious said as his claws were out and ready to scratch the mutts as buddy replied "I'll do more than bite flea bag!"

Howl Michael was having none of it as he scolded the dogs.

"Buddies, NO! BAD DOGS! BAD DOG! BAD! Dogs!" His scolding made the canine whimpered in shame as they made the super monkey angry as the super chocolate lab's tail was thumping the floor before sonic, ruby and mako got their respective canines companions before leaving, even marrow felt it as if like he was a bad dog as his tail was droopy and curled between his legs as donk continued

"Tonight we're thrilled to welcome our new embedded correspondents, coming to you live from the battlefield, the fearless Joe cluck and peridot!" Donk said as the camera show the super chicken Joe cluck along with peridot, one of the new members of the crystal gems on the super animal farm shivering and quaking with fear as gun shots were heard as the fight was intense.

"Who goes you two?" Donk said as the two responded with "WHERE THE CLUCK/CLOD AM I???!"

"Well super animal farm is where he cluck and clod you two are, my old stomping grounds as the matter of--" joe Interrupted donk as he clucked out "I DON'T LIKE IT HERE!"

"Oh come now Joe, don't be such a chicken--" peridot took the microphone as he angrily stared at the camera before saying "Now you Listen here you dumb equine!, Me and this chicken are in a dangerous place and where in the shooting range, if you dont get us out of here, so help me I'll get my limb enhancer and blast a energy ball RIGHT UP YOUR! --" peridot threat was halted as a grenade blast spooked them so much that they screamed in terror.

"BWOOOOOOOOK!/EEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!" the two ran in fear of being shot or blown up as they left the camera.

"Uh... Guys?" Then Bakugo katsuki appeared with a ak pointing at the two "more people to kill, DIIIIIEEEEE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" Bakugo yelled as he fired at the two as he along with donk and howl heard a chicken and a gem screamed as Bakugo laughed before running after the two as donk spoke.

"We seem to have lost the two for the moment. We'll check back with them in a bit"

"Why did they hire a chicken and a cowardly gem" howl muttered as donk continued.

"In the meantime, let's have a look at this week hilarious action in a segment we like the call... Blooper scooper!"

[One blooper scooper later]

"This SAR Tonight is brought to you by Super milk bar!" Donk announced as it got howl and marrow interested as the super donkey continued.

"Super milk is the only genetically modified to produce 18 different exciting flavors including chocolate, strawberry, stinky tofu, and banan!" Marrow and howl were a bit disgusted with stinky tofu flavor but marrow like strawberry and howl like banan as he and donk replied "praise Banan!" Before donk continued

"Super milk bar also offers delicious super cheese, super yogurt and --" the super dog start growling as if they sensed something as marrow got defensive mode as it made howl and donk nervous but it stopped as the host continued again.

"Uh...offers delicious super cheese, super yogurt and --" the super dogs and marrow start growling again as it made the host nervous again as it lasted more than a couple minutes before it stopped as Stacy, a stoat faunus, jack and black backed jackal faunus, the two members of the grimmlanders (my faunus oc and oc group) were peeking from seperate windows trying to avoid detection but marrow saw them and left quietly as he called his team for backup as the super donkey continued

Super milk bar also offers delicious super cheese, super yogurt and super ice cream!" Donk said as howl replied "yummy!" As marrow along with Harriet, elm, vine and clover were tussling with the two grimmlanders as Stacy and jack gave the slip having Harriet chase after jack with her speed while the other chased after Stacy as donk continued.

"These udderly delicious treats are available whenever the super dairy products are sold, Now to check back with our intrepid chicken and gem reporters, Joe cluck, Joe, peridot are you two there?" The two reporters were hiding behind a crate as in the background hanta sero was shot by cardin with a shotgun as the battle was getting even more intense.

"Describe the action where you two are?"

"It a bloodbath out there donk" peridot said as Joe was to scared to speak.

"Joe, peridot are you two in danger?"

"Oh no donk, were in a farm where cute animal was showing affection with gun" peridot said sarcastically before Bakugo appeared as he smashed the crate they were hiding in.

"Found you two, prepare to die!" Bakugo said as the two screamed before fleeing with Bakugo in pursuit as the two ran town as they avoided gun shots from chibi and tsubane as Bakugo was after them but also killing other people at the same time "GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARDS!" Bakugo said as he shot the two boys dead before pursuing his prey as they avoided more shot from other players while keeping their distance from the crazed maniac.

"It look like we have ourselves a chicken and gem run here folks" donk said as he was seeing this happening before his eyes.

"The incomparable Joe cluck and peridot are up to their-- watch out you two" the two reporters were running for their lives while repeatedly saying "praise Banan!" But Bakugo got a shot on Joe damaging the vest as the ash blond boy was killing other players left and right but then jack appeared with Harriet in pursuit as a cheetah faunus having a M16 named speedy sprinter (my RWBY oc) saw Harriet chasing jack down.

"Hare, what you doing here" he asked her as she replied "I'm currently trying to take him down, can you help me?" She asked as he nodded as they both chased jack.

Meanwhile Joe and peridot were running as they were terrified as donk commentated the fighting happened around them "with only their microphones, the odd of these two making it out alive are anything but finger licking good" Joe and peridot are avoiding grenades thrown by Yusuke, dove, benten, and kuwabara as they were near death multiple times.

"Find shelter you guys" donk said as they both his in a out house to hide but the skunk gas was slowly approaching them as donk spoke "ah, the skunk gas fellas" he then added "get out of there fellas" they did just that as jack joined them "you'll never catch me coppers" jack said as the two speeders were after him as donk saw the barn for them to hide.

Go in the barn you two" he said as the two reporters and the jackal faunus was running to the barn as speedy was shooting his gun at them as Harriet went to other direction to cut them off.

"Get in the barn *see people killing eachother on the entrance* oh, that might be a mistake to go into the barn" donk said as the three were screaming and running trying to avoid the gunshots from other combatants inside the barn.

"I can hardly watch" donk covered his eyes but peeked a bit as he couldn't miss this battle.

Bakugo appeared out of no where as he was about to shoot them but speedy was quick as he shot him down with his gun but ran out of ammo as he then looted the AK from Bakugo before taking down jack as the two reporters ran to the mud pit "there appears to be two more combatants left" and those two combatants were ataru and mendou as they shot at eachother but they both go down as Peridot and Joe were the two remaining but they both won as they survived the deadly ordeal.

"And they both go down, leaving our own Joe cluck and peridot to be only super animal and crystal gem left standing on the field" donk said as the two quivering in fear covering both eyes, not knowing they won.

"You two did it, winner, winner, chicken and gem correspondents" both reporter opened their eyes as they both alive.

"We are, we did?" Joe cluck said as peridot cheered in happiness "we Wooonnn as the great and lovable peridot and fearless Joe cluck are Victorious!, Victory dance" both reporter dance in victory before both were shot down dead as Michiru in beastmen form had a sniper took their prize "Winner dance" she said as she dance as both reporter poofed as a gem and a cooked chicken appeared on the floor but Michiru was immediately shot multiple time before she does down as speedy was the true winner in this Royale "Beat that suckas?" He said as Harriet hugged "you did it" she said as she kissed his cheek repeatedly before looking lustful "now a true reward for my warrior!" She said as she was rubbing her body against him as the cheetah faunus was blushing red before giving in "ah screw it, LET MAKE SEX AND BABIES TONIGHT!" Speedy said as he removed his and Harriet's clothes before he tackled her as they both start making out as both of them were moaning and groaning in pleasure.

"Oh speedy" she moaned as he groaned "ah Harriet" the two were literally fucking on live television as donk and howl were a bit shocked and concerned as howl motion his hand to cut the feed as the sex was still happening before it was cut off with a technical difficulty screen.

"We seem to have lost the two for the moment but we'll check back with them later" donk said as howl was a bit confused as howl asked "we will?"

[Several hour later]

As night came. Catfive was sweeping the floors but looked left and right before placing a chinese golden arm moving cat statue before sweeping again, the cat statue was glowing red.

{Post credit scene}

Speedy and Harriet still naked were breathing heavily after they hour of sex.

"So... Next time we do it at my house Kay babe" speedy said as Harriet agreed "yeah, but atleast I did with you love" she said as she snuggled close to him before sleeping as speedy watch the moon up in the sky before looking at her 'im glad to meet a girl like her' he thought before he closed his eyes and slept.