*Lemon Alert* A very funny and surprising sex scene from someone you're not expecting.

Chapter 49

As the time for Bella's father's wedding in Forks drew near, Bella and Garrett bid farewell to the Volturi and boarded their plane to Seattle. After the flight took off, Garrett leaned in close and whispered seductively in her ear, "You know, I've always wanted to join the mile high club. What do you say, Bella?"

Bella looked at him, her eyebrows raising in disbelief. "Are you kidding me? That tiny, smelly airplane restroom is not exactly my idea of romance," she said, shaking her head with a playful smirk.

Bella chuckled at the disappointment in Garrett's face, but she wasn't about to let him down completely. "Hey, I'm sure we can come up with something more creative than that," she said, giving him some hope. "By any chance, do you know how to fly a plane?" she asked, with a sly grin on her face.

Garrett's eyes lit up with excitement, and he responded, "Sure do, I took flying lessons back in the '40s."

She raised an eyebrow, intrigued by the possibilities. "Well, if you rent a plane, I'll be more than happy to join the mile high club with you. As we'll have access to the rear compartment. You know how I like to move around during our sexy time," Bella teased.

Garrett's smile returned, and he nodded eagerly. "That sounds like a great idea, Bella. I'll look into it right away."

As they made their way to Seattle, Bella and Garrett snuggled up close to each other and pretended to sleep. The idea of joining the mile high club with him was a thrilling and exciting daydream that helped pass the time during the long flight. During the flight, she concocted a great many fantasies to amuse herself. Some of her favorites involved making love in the cockpit, that fantasy was really heated until she imagined her leg going through the flight controls and the plane crashed. One particularly risque fantasy she quite enjoyed involved Garrett and her making love right now in their seats in front of everyone, with a flight attendant serving them glasses of blood while she bounced up and down on him. Her imagination seemed endless, and the flight was long.

When they finally arrived, they rented a car and hit the road headed towards Forks. Now all that Bella needed was for Charlie and Garrett to get along. But why wouldn't a father like the man who is fucking his only daughter?" Bella chuckled at the thought.

"I should give you a heads up," Bella said, "When you meet my dad, there is a good chance he will call you Greg or maybe Gary. He has this weird habit of doing that. When I was dating Edward, he called him 'Edwin' for years until he found out I broke up with him. Then it was suddenly Edward again."

Garrett nodded, understandingly. "I get it," he said. "It's natural for a father to be protective of his daughter. But don't worry, I'll do my best to make a good impression and win him over."

"If you smell something awful, kind of like wet dog don't mention it. That will be the pack. Also we'll both have to wear our contacts the entire visit. Shit, hows your hunger? You can't eat anyone in Forks or the surrounding area. We would have to go to Seattle. Should we turn around quickly for you to get a bite?" Bella was nervous and trying to think of everything so there visit would go fine without any incidents.

"Don't worry, Bella," Garrett reassured her, putting his arm around her. "I won't be hungry for several more days. Everything will be fine, I promise." As he drove them towards her father's house, Bella snuggled into him, feeling relieved that he was by her side.

"I know you'll do great, Garrett," Bella said, resting her head on his shoulder. "But there's one more little thing I need to ask you. Would you be willing to eat with us when Charlie and I have lunch or dinner and at the wedding reception? Charlie always commented on how Edward never ate with us, and it would mean a lot to me if you did. Please." Bella gave him her puppy dog eyes.

Garrett let out a dramatic sigh and shook his head. "Oh boy, human food," he said, his tone laced with sarcasm. "Just when I thought this trip couldn't get any better."

"Please do this for me, Garrett. I'll do anything you want to make it up to you later, I promise." Bella said, pouting.

"Anything?" Garrett could think of a lot.

"Anything!" Bella gave him a wicked smile, licking her lips.

"Then of course, anything for you dear" Garrett said smiling back thinking of all the possibilities.

As they arrived at Charlie's house, Bella introduced Garrett to her dad, and Charlie shook his hand and said, "Nice to meet you Bret." Bella couldn't help but smile at Garrett and whisper, "I told you". After Charlie's obligatory grilling in the living room, she was relieved to see that Garrett and her dad seemed to hit it off, which made her very happy.

As night descended, they all gathered around the kitchen table to enjoy Charlie's freshly caught fish. Bella had grown accustomed to eating human food, and was at ease not showing her discomfort. Garrett, on the other hand, seemed to be struggling with his meal. Bella could see how unhappy he was but he really was trying and she had to give him credit.

During dinner, Bella couldn't resist asking Charlie about her former classmates. "Dad, how are Angela, Jessica, and the rest of the old gang doing?" she inquired. As much as she had moved on from her former life, a part of her still wondered about the friends she had left behind.

Charlie smiled warmly, pleased to share some good news with his daughter. "Well, Angela is doing great," he said, his eyes twinkling. "She's married now, to a really nice guy. They have a baby girl, and she's just the sweetest thing you've ever seen. Angela still lives in Forks, and I see her around town from time to time. She's really thriving, Bella."

Bella couldn't help but smile at the thought of her old friend. Angela had always been so kind and thoughtful, and it warmed her heart to hear that she was doing well. "That's wonderful, Dad. I'm so happy for her," Bella said sincerely.

Charlie continued to smile talking about Jessica. "As for Jessica," he said, "she's doing well, but she's living in California now. She's got a good job at a law firm, and I hear she's doing really well for herself."

Bella nodded, glad to hear that Jessica had found success. "That's great to hear, Dad. It's been a long time since I talked to her. I'm glad to hear she's doing okay."

"And what about Mike?" Bella asked, feeling a sense of curiosity about her former coworker.

Charlie's face lit up as he replied, "Mike is doing really well. He took over the store from his parents a few years ago, and he's been running it like a pro ever since. He's expanded the inventory, added new products, and even redecorated the place. It's become quite the popular spot in town!"

Bella couldn't help but smile. She had always admired Mike's work ethic and dedication, and it was good to hear that he was succeeding in his business. "That's great to hear. I remember how hard Mike worked at the store, and it's good to know he's doing well as the boss now."

Charlie nodded in agreement. "Yeah, he's really made it his own. I went in there the other day, and it's looking better than ever."

Garrett, who had been quietly eating his fish, looked up with interest. "What kind of store is it?" he asked.

"It's a sporting goods store," Charlie replied. "Fishing gear, hunting gear, camping gear, all that kind of stuff."

Bella chuckled. "Sounds like a store right up your alley, Garrett."

Garrett grinned sheepishly. "Yeah, I might have to check it out sometime."

Charlie smiled, happy to see his daughter's boyfriend taking an interest in the local business. "You should, it's a good place. And it's always nice to support a local business owner."

"And what about Lauren?" Bella asked, eager to hear about her former frenemy.

Charlie shifted in his seat, looking uneasy. "Oh, uh, Lauren," he said, his voice trailing off.

Bella sensed that there was more to the story, and it seemed like Charlie didn't know what to say. "What about her?" she pressed, her curiosity piqued.

Charlie let out a deep sigh, rubbing the back of his neck nervously. "Well, she's, uh, she's in the adult entertainment industry," he finally admitted, his face turning red.

Bella's eyes widened in surprise. "You mean she's a... a porn star?" she asked, feeling a mix of shock and amusement.

Charlie nodded, looking embarrassed. "Yes, that's right," he said, avoiding her gaze.

Bella couldn't help but burst out laughing. "Oh my god, Dad, that's hilarious!" she exclaimed, struggling to contain her amusement.

Garrett chuckled at her reaction, clearly amused by the situation.

Bella turned to Charlie, a mischievous grin on her face. "So, what's her stage name? I gotta know!" she said, unable to resist teasing him.

Charlie hesitated for a moment before finally caving in. "Her stage name is Luna Lust." he said, his face turning even redder.

Bella's laughter filled the kitchen, echoing off the walls. "Luna Lust? You've got to be kidding me!" she exclaimed, gasping for breath.

Charlie looked like he wanted to disappear into the floor. "I know, I know," he said, shaking his head. "It's embarrassing."

Bella, still chuckling said "Thanks for sharing, Dad. I won't bring it up again."

The rest of the meal went by smoothly, with Bella and Garrett regaling Charlie with stories of their travels and adventures. Charlie couldn't help but feel proud of his daughter, and he was grateful to have her back in Forks, if only for a little while.

Later that night, when they were alone in Bella's room, her curiosity got the best of her and she couldn't resist looking up Luna Lust on the internet.

"Hand me your laptop, Garrett. I need to see what Lauren has been up to as Luna Lust," Bella said, her lips curling into a sly smile.

Garrett stood up and retrieved his laptop from his suitcase. "So what's the story with you and Lauren?" he asked.

Bella pondered for a moment before answering, "Honestly, there wasn't really anything wrong with her. She just wasn't the nicest to me when I first arrived at school. I think she was used to getting all the attention from the guys, and she must have felt threatened when I came and took some of the spotlight off her. Trust me, it wasn't my intention, and at the time, most of the attention I received was unwanted."

As they talked, Bella booted up the laptop, and soon she was searching for Luna Lust. As Bella scrolled through the search results, she found a page that listed Luna's career so far. "Look at this, Garrett. Lauren looks like she's having a pretty good career in porn. She won the Best New Starlet award for 'A Tale of Two Titties.' She's actually won a lot of awards over the years, including Best Girl on Girl for 'The Princess Bride-licker' and Best Anal Scene for 'Backdoor Mountain.'"

As Bella scrolled down Lauren's film credits, she came across one that made her laugh. "Look at this, Garrett. She starred in 'Count Suckula.' Let's purchase it and see her get it on with a vampire."

After Bella purchased the video, she excitedly set it to play and both of them watched the opening credits with bated breath. As the screen darkened, they saw a deserted street and a creepy and haunting tune filled the room. The camera slowly panned towards a foreboding-looking mansion that was shrouded in the shadows of the night. The soundtrack became more ominous, and the blood-red letters of "Count Suckula" dripped down the screen, making them both laugh at how corny everything was.

As the camera switched to the first scene, Lauren appeared on screen, dressed in a tight-fitting and low-cut Girl Scout uniform, walking up the driveway of the mansion. The sound of gravel crunching under her feet echoed through the speakers, creating an eerie and unsettling atmosphere.

Bella couldn't help but make a comment on Lauren's appearance. "She looks to have been a few years older than when I last saw her at graduation. She does have a nice figure, but I can tell you she had a boob job. They certainly were not that big when she was at Forks High. Why is she selling Girl Scout cookies in the middle of the night?"

Garrett chuckled and replied, "I don't think we're supposed to analyze porn, sweetheart." He was busy watching Lauren ring the doorbell of the mansion.

As the door opened, they saw a man wearing an obvious Dracula outfit inviting Lauren in. Bella and Garrett burst out laughing at the sight of the ridiculous costume. "Oh my god, look at his fake fangs! This is too funny," Bella exclaimed.

Bella couldn't help but burst out laughing at the ridiculousness of the set design once Lauren went into the house. "Who has an open coffin in the middle of their living room?" she chuckled, pointing at the screen. "And look, Lauren's just standing next to it trying to sell him cookies. She didn't even react when he swooped in behind her, and now he's biting her neck."

As they watched the vampire bite Lauren she transformed instantly into a vampire, complete with fangs. To their surprise, her outfit also underwent a miraculous transformation, with her now sporting a slutty vampire getup that left little to the imagination.

"Well, that was fast," Garrett remarked, eyebrows raised in amusement. "I wish our transformations had been that quick and easy." he joked.

Bella couldn't help but laugh. "You know, I wore an outfit just like that for one Halloween. I still have it in my closet. I think you would like it if I wore it the next time we return home."

Garrett grinned. "I would love that. Maybe we can even have our own vampire porn parody," he said with a wink.

As they continued to watch, vampire Lauren ripped off her top, revealing her ample bosom, and began to hungrily suck on the Count's cock. "I'm surprised that guy let Lauren suck on him like that with those fake fangs on her teeth. She might hurt him," Bella said, trying to keep a straight face.

Garrett couldn't contain his laughter. "I think he's enjoying it too much to care."

"Lauren did have good work done on her chest. It would be hard to tell they were fake if you hadn't known her before." Bella commented, "Boy she's really good at that. She seems to have no gag reflex. I guess some of the stories I heard at Forks High were true."

They continued to watch the video, and it had now reached the part where vampire Lauren was having sex with the guy in the coffin. The guy was lying motionless in the coffin as if dead, while Lauren was sitting on top of him in reverse position, bouncing up and down, letting the camera capture everything.

Bella couldn't help but feel a little turned on by the scene. "I hate to say it, but it's actually turning me on," she admitted. "Lauren is certainly good at her job. I can see why she's won awards."

Garrett laughed at her comment. "I guess it takes real talent to have sex in a coffin and make it look believable."

Bella nodded in agreement. "Definitely. And the camera work is surprisingly good for a low-budget production. They certainly knew how to get all the close-ups of their junk well lit."

As the scene continued, they both watched in awe at the absurdity of it all. Bella couldn't resist making a sarcastic comment. "I bet this is what Bram Stoker had in mind when he wrote Dracula."

Garrett chuckled. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure he didn't have coffin sex in mind when he wrote the book."

Later on in the movie, Bella burst out laughing. "If someone had told me that the next time I saw Lauren Mallery she would be taking it up the ass, I would have thought they were crazy." Bella glanced over at Garrett, but he seemed to be watching the movie intently. She shot him an incredulous look and poked him in the cheek. "Don't get any ideas, mister. I may like to get my freak on in bed, but there are some things that are a big no!"

Garrett smiled guiltily at Bella. "Yes, dear," he said.

Bella smiled back at him and then turned his face back towards the screen. "Don't worry, honey," she said. "You can watch my old friends get rammed up the ass all you want."

As the final scene played out, "Hey, look at that! They both turned into bats and flew off to live happily ever after," Bella exclaimed happily. As the credits rolled, an idea struck her. "I'm going to email a link to the video to Heidi and Chelsea. I think they would get a kick out of it." Bella also thought it would be funny to let Emmett know about the video. With a devious smile, she could just imagine the sticky situation he would be if Rosalie walked in on him watching Lurean Mallory getting a facial.

After watching the movie, Bella and Garrett were both feeling a little heated. Garrett began teasing her breasts as they lay in bed, but Bella quickly put a stop to it.

"As much as I want you right now, Garrett," Bella whispered, her breath hot against his ear. "Charlie's in the next room, and you know I'm a screamer."

"Let's wait till he leaves for his honeymoon and then we'll have the house all to ourselves. I have some ideas that will make you forget all about fake vampire porn," Bella said seductively, running her fingers down Garrett's chest. "Trust me, Luna Lust doesn't hold a candle compared to what I can do." Bella started to sensually tease Garrett's neck with her tongue, whispering "It'll be worth the wait."

The weekend arrived and the wedding went flawlessly. Bella watched as Charlie and Sue exchanged vows, and they looked so in love that it warmed her heart. At the reception, while dancing with her dad, he leaned in and whispered to her that he really liked Garrett and was happy for her. She hugged him tightly by human standards, feeling grateful for his approval.

Bella had always been skeptical about getting married, after seeing her parents' divorce. She had thought it was not meant for her. However, since Garrett came into her life, she couldn't help but think about it differently. Maybe someday, marriage wouldn't be so bad after all.

Despite the pack's angry stares, Bella and Garrett ignored them and focused on enjoying the wedding reception. Afterwards, Charlie and Sue left for their honeymoon in Hawaii, and Bella couldn't have been happier for them.


Reviews are welcome. Would anyone like to see a side story with Bella running into the real Luna / Lauren and they can bury the hatchet. Or Lauren could do something to piss Bella off and learn a valuable lesson not to upset a vampire.