A/N: Sorry for run-ons, it's three a.m. and I can barely keep my eyes open. I need to write right now, though, because I was just winging this before (pun oh so very intended) but I just thought of an actual plot! I think y'all are really gonna lie where this is going. Also it won't be long until the titles are longer than the actual chapters, "no ragrats"

Chapter 8: Bo the Katsaridaphobic, Short, Affectionate, Often Outspoken, Mostly Focused Chicken that Probably has ADHD


Ren was glaring, and Kyoko was panicking, but Bo had it all under control. "So" He said smugly. "You don't usually come 'round these parts unless something's gotcha down" he tilted his head ever so slightly to one side. "Having trouble with your lady love?"

Ren flinched at the truly atrocious turn of phrase. "Actually, no" He stood silent for a few moments, then let out a heavy sigh. "I genuinely have no friends I haven't worked with"

Bo scoffed "Are you serious? Just about the entire country adores you"

"Friends and fans are not the same thing"

Kyoko was in awe, of all the things she anticipated Ren to be plagued by, loneliness wasn't anywhere on the list. "What about the girl you're falling all over?" She mentally scolded herself for bringing the topic back to the girl, but she was just so curious, she needed to know more about her, and how close they were. "Are you two not even friends" She was hopeful, she felt bad about it, but she was.

Ren laughed for sound, a cold, humorless laugh "We are, but we've worked together before"

So she's an actress? Kyoko felt a pang of jealousy