Ed Edd n Eddy: The Untold Eddition

(Original creation by Danny Antonucci)

(Fanfic work by RaxtMec202)

Chapter 2: It All Began With An Ed (Part 2)

(Inside PCH)

Where we left off, the gang was catching up on the good times. Nazz was talking to Edd about the new clothes she got this summer. Rolf talked to Ed about going back to his homelands and visiting his family members. Kevin talked with Eddy on his father getting him a job at the Jawbreaker Factory.

After the nostalgia trip Nazz, Kevin and Rolf waved goodbye to the Eds.

"To think a year ago. Kevin was once our arch enemy but now a dear friend" Edd said. "Yeah, he even said he'll put a word in for me to get a job at the Jawbreaker Factory." Eddy said.

Walking around the campus you can see that the school was very spirited. On the walls was memorabilia of past years of success. There were trophies, awards, retired jerseys and etc. Peach Creek High is full of success.

"Well gentlemen shall we be on our way of our 4 year educational journey?" Double D said. Ed jumps for joy for the new school year as Eddy already looks bored.

The Eds make their way to first period wondering what will happen this time around. "I hope they don't split us up." Eddy says. "Don't jinx it, Eddy." Ed replied.


In first period new characters filled the seats as Ed and Eddy were messing around. Double D who was reading before class began to notice his friend mischief behavior. "Careful fellas. You don't want to get in trouble on the first day." he said.

"Come on sockhead, me and you know every class is going to be the same. Boring!" Eddy said while messing around on the Promethean Board. "Ed has learn more about the world in his comics than at school."

Double D then closes his book and tries to reason with his friends. "Ok Eddy and Ed. If that's how you see it, I guess you'll like having a single life." Then Edd walked closer his friends to whisper something in their ears. "Girls like a smart man." He whispered.

"Really Double D? Since when did you become a whiz at romance? You could barely talk to a mannequin." Eddy said. "DONE!" Ed yelled.

Just then the door to the classroom started to open. Eddy runs back to his seat while grabbing Edd and throwing him back to his. Ed on the other hand was still at the board. Seeing if he needed to some adjustments. "ED!" Eddy yelled from his seat. Ed responds running back to his seat.

When the door opens completely a beam of light sparkles the room. It was so bright some students had to squint their eyes to see. A figure appeared out of the light with a curvy women silhouette. She takes one more step to show her brown high heels and her long black dress. Her skin was tan, lips were painted with pink lipstick, her hair was black and the style of her hair was long enough to cover one of her eyes. To the students she was a look of beauty.

Eddy and Ed drooled upon her appearance, Double D was in awe. "Is this Heaven, Eddy?" Ed questioned. "Shut up Ed." he replied.

"I never thought a teacher can be so eye-catching." Edd said.

As the teacher walks to her desk, she sees the drawing that Ed and Eddy create. It was a picture of a guy getting eaten by a lizard looking creature. She turns towards the class as she questions the drawing. She then speaks in a very seductive voice. "Who is the fellow that created this work of art?"

Ed immediately shouts that it was him with Eddy trying to fight him off and said that he helped. The teacher walks to The Eds as the two stopped fighting. "You two have an artistic minds. Though the picture is very inappropriate. Would you mind erasing it?" She asked.

"YES MA'AM!" Ed and Eddy yelled in unison. They both sped to the board to erase the drawing but now fighting over the pen.

"I would like to apologize for my friends behavior Ms-Mrs.M-M-M-" Double D stuttered. "Please call me Ms. Thompson." As the reveal of her name puts a smile Edd and the rest of the students Eddy finally grabs the pen to erase with. Then Ed bites his arm which makes Eddy yell in pain.


As the school bell rang to make way for the next class, The Eds and the students were still starstruck by Ms. Thompson appearance. She was still reading her book but notices class was over. "Ok that's it for today, class. See you tomorrow." She says while blowing a kiss goodbye. The shape of then hit all of the students including Ed, Edd and Eddy in their hearts.

Thus the Eds explode out of their seats like a rocket ship and glide out of the classroom. "I wonder if I have a chance with Ms. Thompson." Eddy said. "Me and Ms. Thompson sitting in a tree." Ed says. "That's illegal, Ed." Double D.

Suddenly Double D breaks out of his conscious state and remembers something. "Oh dear! I believe I wasn't paying attention to the lesson. I was too busy making googly eyes to the teacher." He then runs back into the classroom. "Wait for me fellows!" He yelled off-screen but it was too late.

Eddy and Ed were already flying through the hallways. Still reminiscing about Ms. Thompson beautiful figure. Ed then daydreams about giving Ms. Thompson a bouquet of butter toast where Eddy sees him and his teacher and getting married. As Eddy was about to kiss his bride they are soon interrupted by someone giving Eddy a noogie.

"My, we meet again Fresh meats." It was Chris alongside him was Antonio. The two Eds came back to reality to realize the bullies from earlier have appeared.

"Didn't we tell you that if we saw you again. You were dead meat!" Antonio said. "Get it?! Dead meat?!" Chris followed. Ed and Eddy were scared at first but then Eddy once again had an urge of courage. "Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it?"

The two bullies crunched their knuckles, telling that there in for a fight.

Eddy quickly plucks Chris in the nose and runs off with Ed. "GET BACK HERE!" Chris yells.

Eddy wall runs on the lockers where Ed unintentionally knocks down every locker in his path. In hopes to slow the two bullies down. Seeing this Chris and Antonio run right.

While Eddy is running he sees a student with a slash that says "Hall Monitor. Leading for him to say "No running in the halls!" Eddy and Ed abide this rule as they see Chris ganging up on them as he spins from the around the corner. The student tries to block the lane with body and his hand in front. But the adrenaline of Ed was too much so he ran over like roadkill. In addition Eddy stepped on the hall monitor where Chris jump over him with a football pose and Antonio yelled "Touchdown." As he stomps on his stomach.

Chris and Antonio who were really close to catching up to the two eds. Ed acted fast and started throwing things like students, books, a teacher's desk, and even the janitor.

"Hey!" he yelled.

Chris grabbed the janitor into his arms but put him down and kept running. Eddy saw the mop and bucket the janitor was using and threw the water all over the floor. Soon everyone was slipping and sliding like it was an ice ring. Chris and Antonio then spin out of control to the point there were close to the eds but were going too fast. And lead to hitting the doors to outside of the school.

Eddy and Ed make way towards the collision of the bullies. As they open the doors, Chris injured body falls down the stairs. He groans in pain while the two make their escape.


Back with Double D, he comes out of Ms. Thompson room only to find the destruction the chase caused. "I have a bad feeling that I know who did this." he said.

Returning to Ed and Eddy they successfully escape from Chris and Antonio. "C'mon Ed! We need to hurry!" Eddy said. "We should've waited for Double D! Eddy! He always had a plan in times like these." Ed said.

The two Eds panicking try to find a way off campus. They try climbing the chain link fence but Ed pants got stuck on the top. They then head for the entrance but realize a security guard was standing in front. Running out of options both of them run back to the doors to get back inside. Only for them to hear Antonio's voice in the distance. "Oh... I'm going to kick those two guy asses... when I... get my hands on them." Out of breath Antonio can be seen carrying an injured Chris who looks to hurt his leg.

Ed and Eddy with their backs against the wall, literally. Sweat immensely as the bullies get even closer on their search. Just then hands from the shadows grabs the two and yanks them into the darkness. Antonio and Chris limp to the scene still searching for the eds.

"I'm going to kill those guys!" Chris said. "They ruined my punter leg. How is a punter suppose to kick the ball with an injured leg?!" Pointing at his leg which was in a zig zag shape.

Ed and Eddy now in the back alley of the school breathe a sigh of relief. But notice that the alley started to get foggy. Eddy then gets scared as another silhouette appears in the alleyway.

"Please! I suffered enough today! All I ask for is peace!" Eddy wails. "Ed has been a good boy! Take Eddy instead!" Ed said picking up Eddy and putting him front.

"What do I look like?! A sacrifice?" Eddy said.

As the mysterious creature came out of the mist. It was heard roughly coughing and out of the smoke came a African American teenage boy. Who looked like the Ed's age. He had cornrows that go down to his neck. A white headband. A burgundy jersey that had the number 6. To go with his top he had black slim-tight jeans and red, black and white shoes that were similar to Jordan 11's Retros.

"Yo! That was a close one." The young kid said. "My bad for grabbing y'all those guys have been annoying all morning. And it's just 1st period." he continued.

Eddy then walked up to the black kid and started to converse with him. "They we're bothering you too?" he asked.

"Yea! Apparently it's part of the Senior's code of honor to bully the freshmen. They we're targeting me ever since I got off the bus." he said. Brushing off some of the smoke he continued.

"Couldn't even go to class because I found out there in the same class as me." "So I ended up coming out here to." Before he could finish he realize that he was still holding his blunt. He quickly threw it on the ground and stomp on it. Took out some body spray and cover himself with. And put some eyedrops in his eyes to clear up the redness.

"To clear my mind." he finished.

"Cool Story." Ed said.

The three of them walk out of the alleyway and continue there conversation. "So what's your name, kid." Eddy said.

"It's Jared. Jared Toronto." he replied.

"Is your middle name Canada?" Ed asked. Jared just laughed and told Ed that he was a funny guy. Which made Ed smile.

"Welp. I ain't staying here." he said. Jared opens the gate that the chain link fence is connected to. He looks back at Ed and Eddy. "You coming?"

Ed wasn't sure if would want to leave school grounds. As Sarah would here about it and tell his mother. Eddy on the other hand was already walking off the school grounds. The two look at Ed still unsure with his decision. "You coming, Ed?" Eddy said. "Phrasing." Jared responded.

Ed then looks back at the school then looks back at his friends. Then has a scenario pop in his head with the drawing that seemed like a 6 year old would draw. Of Sarah telling his parents about him ditching school. Ed then sweats as huge drops flood around his body. He then has a light bulb appear above his head. Showing he made up his mind.

"Call me Ferris Bueller! Cause I'm a bad boy!" Ed says as he runs with friends. Closing the gate Jared and Eddy jump for joy as their new adventure awaits.


It's now the afternoon and school has officially ended. Eddward is seen walking back home from school to the cul del sac while reading a chemistry book that is titled. The Fundementals of Chemistry for beginners.

School buses and cars drew by as Double D headed into the entrance of the cul del sac. He stops reading his book to questions. "Ed and Eddy weren't present at lunch. I hope they are ok."

Just then a group of laughter is heard in the distance. Double D turns around to reveal that it was Ed who was holding a huge teddy bear Eddy and Jared who were carrying buckets of tickets.

"There you guys are!" Double D as he ran towards the group.

"Hey! It's Double D" Ed said. "Double who?" Jared questioned. "A friend of ours." Eddy explained. Meeting with the group Edd explained his worries. "I was worry sick about you two. I've heard that those bullies Chris and Antonio were chasing you. So I thought you got beat up then you didn't appear for lunch so I got even more worry then I." Just before Edd could finish. Jared was feeling Edd's chest.

"Excuse me. Why are you in my personal space?" he questioned.

"Man y'all some liars! He ain't got no Double D's! He flatter than a pancake!" Jared said. Eddy then burst out of laughter while Double D brushes off Jared's hand.

"Whoever you are I would like mention that my gender is male. A homosapien." Edd clarified.

Jared then shrieks in horror and immediately apologizes. Eddy changing the subject shows Double D the bucket of tickets. "Hey sockhead, Jared here said the tickets we won at the fair can be turn into cold hard cash."

"Only for a limited of time." Jared says.

Double D in shock of what his short friend said. "You went to the fair?! Meaning you skipped school?!" With his question the three of them shaking their heads yes.

"Eddy! Ed! You're in a world of trouble! The principal at this school hates when people skip schools. I've heard his punishments are cruel. But that's not the worst part-" Before he could finish Jared walk with Ed and Eddy explaining how they can change the tickets into cash.

"Hello?!" Double D yelled. But there was no answer. Jared, Eddy and Ed were walking towards Eddy's house leaving Double D alone.

Double D stands there wiping a tear from his eye. He looks up at the sky and sees that the clouds have formed and are turning gray. "Is this how high school is going to be?" Edd says as the scene fades to black.

END

Another wonderful chapter by yours truly. Will Double D lose his friends Ed and Eddy to the new character Jared. Find out on the next episode.

FUN FACT: Senoir's code of honor was the thing that was alluded to in the first chapter of The Untold Stories.