Hey everybody and welcome back to The Untold Eddition! Hopefully your liking this remake of the 2011 Fanfic I made. Like the reviews all around. So as long as you guys are enjoying the series. I will keep creating it. Anyways on with the show.


Ed Edd n Eddy: The Untold Eddition

(Original creation by Danny Antonucci)

(Fanfic work by RaxtMec202)

Chapter 3: Bitter Ed

A foreshortening view we see at the top of someone's house. As we enter, Double D is shown lying on his bed. Thinking of what happened earlier where he met Jared. It was not a good meeting as he convinced his friends Ed and Eddy to skip school. Is Jared a troublemaker? He thought. Will he lead his friends down the wrong path?

All the answers to his questions were coming up blank. Trying to ignore it he moves his hand to turn off his light and go to sleep.


As Morning dawned, the sun glistened the cul-de sac once again on this fine Wednesday morning. Back with Double D his alarm clock goes off ordering him to wake up. He gently touch the snooze button to get ready for the day.

He brushed his teeth, took a shower, put some deodorant on, and unfolded his red shirt and purple shorts. Now fully dressed he grabbed his books and zipped his book bag with all his supplies.

Edd goes downstairs to see that his mother made him lunch. It had a sticky note that said "Make sure you eat all your vegetables." He picks up the bag and reads the note. "Mother always knows my nutrition and health are the most important."

Before he heads out he walks by a mirror that showed that he wasn't wearing his black hat. "GOOD LORD!" Edd screamed. Sadly what appeared on Double D's head was censored with black blurred pixels.

He raced upstairs and came back down with his hat on his head. He opens the door to make his way to the bus stop.

On his way he sees Ed and Eddy in the distance talking about something. As he kept walking the thought of what occurred yesterday was still bothering him. But Double D try to ignore it by saying hello to his friends.

"Good morning, gentlemen. Ready for another day of educational lessons?' Double D proudly said.

Eddy turned around to answer Edd's question. "No, but where did you go yesterday sockhead? Jared and I were discussing all afternoon on how we can scam the whole school out of money."

Ed joins the conversation with his friends by showing Double D his new comic books. "Jared shared with Ed his old comic book collection. He said I can borrow it anytime."

"That's nice, Ed." Edd said.

All 3 of them set in silence for a moment waiting for the bus to come. Eddy was checking his phone, Double D was looking to see if he had everything for school and Ed kept reading his comic book which was title "Left for Ted II".

Suddenly green mist with gray fog slithers on the scene. Edd was the first person to react to it and questions what was happening. "Strange. The weatherman said it was going to be clear skies throughout the day."

"Weathermen lie Double D. It's all fake news." Eddy responded.

"Correction Eddy, weatherman are meteorologist. That means they study the science of the atmosphere by using several tools to predict the weather and the climate for this week." Suddenly a loud moaning sound was heard. It scared the Eds as their bodies shrieked from the sound. The moaning started to get louder and louder.

"What is that noise?!" Double D said.

"Ed, that better be your stomach grumbling." Eddy said.

"I'm sorry Eddy, my mom gave me a huge breakfast today. I'm stuffed like a turkey." Ed replied.

Looking down at the cul-de sac a creature-like silhouette swarmed through the mist. The creature had to be 8-feet tall with four tentacles flailing around itself. As it inches closer and closer the fear of the Eds increased. Ed and Double D holding each other for dear life and Ed hugging them both.

Suddenly the creature stopped in his tracks. The mist grew thicker and thicker. The light that was beaming down from the sun was abruptly shadowed. Still fear for the lives the eds start to walk backwards until.

A tentacle jumps out of the mist and grabs Double D. "HELP ME!" He screamed.

Double D latches onto Eddy's shirt as Ed holds Eddy in order to try and free Double D. Ed uses all of his strength and was successful. Seeing Edd was free they all scatter away from the scene.

"Forget School! My life is in danger!" Eddy yelled.

"Eddy! You and Ed already skipped school. You can't possibly go another day of absence! The school won't allow it!" Edd said.

As they 're running, Double D pulls out a map from his hat. He scans it to see a good destination. "According to this map, the school is not far from where were located. Just a couple of miles if we keep heading west."

Double D and Eddy keep running from the monster where Ed accidently gets off track and runs in the wrong direction.

"Ed you're going south! We're suppose to go West!" Double D said while chasing his friend.

Eddy didn't bother looking, he just kept running from the monster.

Soon the mist would start to clear up as Eddy jumps over some obstacles like a plunk of wood, a jackhammer and a big hole in the ground that was surrounded by "Caution" tape.

Eddy looked back to see if the monster disappeared. No one was back there which led to Eddy finally noticing Edd and Ed's absence. "What the?! Where did those two numbskulls-" Before he could finish his sentence. He ends up bumping into somebody.

"Ah, watch where you going! You little! Eddy?" It was Jared.

"Jared?" Eddy replies as he helps his friend off the floor.

"Where did you come from?" Eddy questions.

"Well I was on my way to school." Jared answered.

The two then converse with each other by walking to school. "So where do you live Jared?" Eddy said. "I live in a neighborhood called Pear Orchard. There's a school nearby by the same name." he explains.

Eddy wondered in thought for a moment. "Wait. You live by another school?" he thought.

"Yea. Except you have to have excellent grades to get in. Which is weird because Pear Orchard is a run-down neighborhood. Though the school is mostly for rich kids! Which is unfair for the people who literally live next door to the school like me. Which is why my parents enrolled me in Peach Creek." Jared ranted.

Just then Eddy saw Double D and Ed. The four friends met in the middle of the wooden fence.

"Is the creature still following you guys?" Eddy feared.

"For some weird reason. When I caught up with Ed the monster just abruptly disappeared ." Double said.

"Sounds like someone pulling a prank on you guys." Jared said.

Realizing Jared's appearance Ed ran over to say hello to his friend. He thanked him for letting him borrow his comic books and said to Ed that he's got plenty left in his stock.

"So about those tickets! My brotha! Where's the cash?!" Eddy said in excitement. "No worries, my brotha! All will be revealed as soon as we get to school." Jared says. He then wraps his arm around Ed and Eddy and continues to talk with them as all three walk to school.

"Though we might have to wait until the lunch period. My Accomplices aren't finish converting the money." He said.

Double D overheard this as he watched Jared talk to his friends. "Accomplices?! Is he a ringleader of the gang?!" he wondered.

He stood there in thought but continued to walk on his way to school.


Now at school the bell rang to end 1st Period. Ms. Thompson then hops on the desk and crosses her leg. "It's a shame that we couldn't finish our lesson. Oh well there's always tomorrow."

Looking at the class everyone was once again lovestruck by the beauty of their teacher. "Make sure you do your homework or I'll be very upset." she said waving goodbye.

"Buh-byeee!" Edd said drunkenly. "Man having Ms. Thompson as a teacher is like a dream come true." Eddy said, putting his elbow on Edd's desk. "A beautiful Dame she is." Ed said putting his armpit on Eddy.

The three of them floated out of the classroom. Still daydreaming of what they would do to the beautiful Ms. Thompson. Eddy dreamed of her buying her a red Lamborghini, Edd dreamed of helping her with an experiment and Ed dreamed of her playing with Rolf's chickens. Speaking of Rolf.

"Ed boys!" Rolf said off-screen.

With the voice from the son of a shepherd, The Eds popped out of their daydreaming state and fell on the floor.

"What's with the googly eyes and the floating? Have you Eds learn witchcraft?!" Rolf said.

Eddy then approached Rolf as he explained the situation. "Have you ever fell in love? Rolfy boy?" Eddy questioned. Rolf stood shock in thought and then began to panic.

"Love? So you have learn witchcraft! You Ed boys have gotten your souls cursed!" Rolf yells. He runs off-screen and then returns with a janitor's bucket. "Be prepare to be cleansed!" Rolf says as he splashes The Eds with water from the bucket.

Just then, Jared appeared from the corner and saw the three Eds covered in the janitor's water. He looks over at them to see what's up. "Sup y'all. What's going on?" Suddenly he smells the backwash of the water. "And what smells?" Jared said, holding his nose.

"Rolf, might I be the voice of reason. But we weren't cursed; it's just that Ms. Thompson's attraction is so powerful that it puts us into a daze." Edd explained.

"Who's this guy?" Jared said pointing to Rolf. "That's our good buddy, Rolf! He has chickens and Moo-Moos!" Ed said.

"Moo-Moos? Chickens? Does he have a zoo?" Jared asked. "No, just a farm." Eddy says.

Jared walks up to Rolf to shake his hand. "A Farmer eh? It's just so happens I've gotten myself into farming recently." he says. "Oh, really and what do you do on your farm?" Rolf asked as he walks with Jared.

"Ah the usual. You see I plant these seeds to grow my wee- ahem! My Cactuses! Yes I have a Cactus Farm in my yard." Jared says as Eddy and joins their talk.

"Rolf is very intrigued by your farm. Where can Rolf see this farm of yours."

As the four of them leave to go to the next class. Double D again is still ignored and questions who Jared really is. "Was he about to say he has a weed farm?" Edd said.

"I have to warn Eddy and Ed before they get into more trouble." Double D says as he runs to catch up with his friends.


Now at lunch, Double D had his brown bag in his left hand. He kept walking further into the lunchroom and soon found his friends. Ed and Eddy were hanging out with Nazz, Kevin and Rolf. Edd was excited to see them until someone head who was blocking the middle where his friends were sitting. Got up and showed the appearance of Jared who was also at the table.

Double D expression soured upon Jared's reveal. He sat down quietly as his friends laughed at Jared's story. "Wow, you're one cool dude. Jared." Kevin said.

"You really got to meet LeVon James when you went down to Miami?" Nazz said. "Yeah. I had to go see the GOAT one last time before he went back to Cleveland." Jared said.

He then pulled out a ticket that said Los Angeles Blazers vs Dallas Stallions Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals. "I even got tickets to LeVon's new team who in my opinion are winning the Finals." Jared says as he waves the tickets in the air.

Double D wasn't interested in the conversation so he silently ate his sandwich his mother made him.

Eddy on the other hand wrapped his arm around Jared. "So when is the conversion gonna be done? I'm just dying to know!" Eddy said. Suddenly there was a buzzing noise coming from Jared's pocket. He pulled out his phone and looked at Eddy. "Just in time." Jared says.

He turns on his phone and looks at his messages. "The money has been deposited. Eddy, Ed you guys have a banking account?" Jared said.

Ed and Eddy started to frown at Jared's question. "My dumb parents said I'm too irresponsible to have a banking account." Eddy said.

"That goes for my parents too. My mom says I would waste the money on something I don't need like Jawbreakers." Ed said.

Overhearing the conversation Double D made a little comment saying "Gee, I wonder why." with Eddy replying "Shut it, sockhead."

"No worries I'll just take the money out of my account and hand it to you in cold hard cash." Jared says.

Then Jared received a text which made him smile. "Yes, my accomplices came in clutch." He says. "Oh boys, I got a special delivery from my sources that I know y'all gonna love." Jared then gets up from the table with Ed and Eddy following.

Curious, Edd puts his sandwich back in the bag and follows.


Watching from afar Edd sees Ed, Eddy and Jared walk to the back of the school. The three of them stand there looking like they were waiting on something. Double D then gets closer for a better look.

While waiting, Eddy questions what Jared's accomplices do. "Well if you must know. They travel the world to deliver all types of things. Like lighters, bongs and needles."

Double D was shocked upon what he heard. "Lighters, Bongs, Needles?! Accomplices?! Marijuana Farms?! That's it!" Edd says as he rushes over to his friends.

He then taps Jared on the back where Jared turns around to greet a furious Double D. "I JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CHARADES!" Edd yelled.

"Whoa! My brotha! Chill" Jared said.

"No I will not chill and I'm not your brother! You've been saying a lot of suspicious things all day. With the weed farms to the accomplices! What are you about to get my friends into?! Because if it's something illegal I will have force to call the police!" Edd shouted.

Jared then puts his hands in the air like he was being arrested. "Hey man! Don't be calling know Five on me. Y'know I was going to ignore you because you seem like one of those guys who are snitches. And from my hypothesis I was right." Eddy and Ed enter the conversation and defend Jared.

"Yea Double D. Nobody likes a snitch." Eddy said.

"Snitches get Stitches." Ed said.

Double D wasn't having any of it and asked Eddy. "C'mon Eddy you barely know this guy. How can you trust him?"

Just then a Black Van pulls up to the group and honks its horn. "It's about time." Jared said. Jared, Eddy and Ed then go to the back of the van to get their delivery. Double D had to act fast before it was too late.

"Wait! You don't know where that van has been. It doesn't have a logo. Or a License plate." Edd said.

But it was too late...

Jared opens the van's back door to reveal...

"JAWBREAKERS!" Eddy and Ed yelled in unison.

Inside the truck were boxes of Jawbreakers which in count looked to be inside of two big boxes. Double D was shocked to see his beloved candy. Eddy and Ed ran inside the truck and came out with a handful of Jawbreakers.

Edd walks over to Jared in disbelief. "Jawbreakers?" He said. "Yup. I told them that if they could help win some games at the fair then I would give them something in return. They kept talking about Jawbreakers so I had my father go buy some for us." Jared said.

"Your father?" Double D questioned.

"Yea! My Father works as a Delivery Man." Jared explains. Double D was dumbfounded at the discovery of Jared's identity. "But what about the weed farms and the accomplices?!" Double D said.

Jared was freaked at the question to the point he started to stutter. "Oh That! Um-Um-Um-Um! My Accomplices are nicknamed for my dad's workers an-an-an-and the weed farm... Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh We have a garden and sometimes my father jokes and calls the garden a weed farm due to us growing so much weed."

Double D looked at Jared with a lot of guilt. "My apologies, Jared I thought that you were something worse like a criminal."

"Ah, don't sweat it. You seem like a good friend to Eddy and Ed with you always looking out for them." Jared says.

He then goes into the van and comes out with a Jawbreaker. "Sorry for calling you a snitch, friends?" Jared said as he hands Double D a Jawbreaker. He accepts it and immediately eats it.

With The Eds enjoying their Jawbreakers, Jared admits he never tried one before. He grabs another one from the truck and eats it. Then abruptly spits it out. "Blergh! That's disgusting! Are you sure you guys like this stuff?!" Jared says in disgust.

But Ed, Double D and Eddy were too busy enjoying their candy to hear Jared shocking discovery. Jared looked around for a bit and then shrugged. He then put the Jawbreaker right back in his mouth and join The Eds.

But before the scene fade to black he again spat it back out.

"Seriously this is what y'all eat?" He said.

END

Sorry that it took longer than expected to get this one out. But hopefully you enjoy this chapter of The Untold Eddition.

Until we meet again. See ya!