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Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Untold Eddition
(Original creation by Danny Antonucci)
(Fanfic work by RaxtMec202)
Chapter 6: Here Comes The Eds
The chapter starts us in the cul-de-sac where The Eds, mainly Eddy are doing usual business of scamming. "Gather around folks because you don't want to miss the fight of the centaury!" Eddy yelled in the mic.
Eddy was wearing a referee uniform as kids from the cul-de-sac were curious what the Eds were planning. "In this corner! We got the big-boned empty headed freak of nature! Give it up for The Terrerizer!" When Eddy introduce the fighter, out came Ed with a bear head covering his face. He also had bear claws on his hands and was in his underwear.
"And in this corner! We got the weak legged, shrimp arms. The featherweight! Bubonic Mage!" Double D comes out with smoke covering his entrance. He was wearing a green robe and a witch hat.
Eddy then holds up a belt that had a plaque in the shape of his head. He puts the belt on a pillow which was on a stool. As he gets back in the ring you can see Double D looked terrified. "Oh, this is so embarrassing! Eddy! Is this really a good idea?" He asked.
"C'mon Sockhead! Everyone loves seeing a beatdown." Eddy replied.
"My money on Ed." Jared said.
"Nuh-uh! Double D got this!" Nazz said.
Eddy got back in the ring to start the match. He points to Rolf for him to ring the bell. Once the bell rang Ed sprints and jumps on Double D. Ed then puts Double D in a headlock then transitions into a german suplex. The kids of the cul-de-sac cheer from the sidelines as Eddy happily counts the money.
"Eddy! That money better be going for my health insurance!" Double D yelled as Ed got ready for another wrestling move.
Ed then throws Double D to the sky. "Look it's the Flight of the Dork!" Kevin said as everyone laughs. Double D was so high in the air that he suddenly ended up in space. He started to freak out and grabbed a fish bowl from his hat.
He then drastically falls back down to earth and crashes onto the mat. Ed then goes for the pin. "One.. Two.. Three! We have a winner!" Eddy said as he counted the pin.
Eddy then raises Ed's arm as he gets the victory. Jared then puts the title around Ed as everyone claps for the new champion. "And new-" Before Eddy could announce Ed as the new champion he was interrupted by.
"As you can see over here! We are witnessing the cul-de-dweebs and fresh meat in their natural habitat!" It was Chris and Antonio who were hanging out with a bunch of girls.
"Chris and Antonio. Here to ruined the fun." Jared says.
"Not really. We just got done playing backyard football at Ray's house. And just happen to see your poor attempt at a wrestling match." Antonio says as the group laugh.
"Wait, Ray lives here in the cul-de-sac?" Kevin says.
"Yea, sadly we had to end the game early because Ray decided to have a Jawbreaker yard sale. Whatever that is." Chris said.
"JAWBREAKERS?!" The cul-de-sac kids said in unison.
With curiosity Nazz, Jared, Rolf, Sarah and Jimmy all left for Ray's house.
"Hey! Where are you going?! We have another match!" Eddy yelled.
Kevin who just stands there seeing his friends leave, balls his fist and hits a nearby stop sign. "Damn it! First he takes my shot and now he's stealing my friends and my jawbreakers."
Kevin walks back to his house furious.
Suddenly a kid came out of curtain who was wearing a blue and white baseball jersey, a black cap and short spiky black hair. "Is it my turn to wrestle yet?" The kid said.
Eddy then rushed over and put his arm on his shoulder. "Uh gives us ten minutes, Ricky and we will make you a star." Eddy says as he pushes Ricky back into the curtains.
While watching The Eds Chris whispers into Antonio's ear. "Hey, Antonio..." He starts out saying.
Eddy seeing that Double D hasn't move was going to check up on him until Chris called him over. "Oh, Eddy come over here I got something to say."
"You too, Ed." Antonio said.
The two Ed boys walk over to the upperclassmen to see what they wanted. "You know this little show you put on for the kids. Ain't going to get you popular." Chris says.
"What do you mean?" Eddy said.
"If you going to be on the same team as us. Y'all gonna have to get some swagger." Antonio said.
"And from the looks of it. You three and the rest of the group are nothing more than bunch of clowns." Chris said.
"Clowns?!" Eddy said.
"Yea, but if you start hanging out with the right people like us. You'll be getting chicks like a pimp." Chris said.
"Girls?!" Eddy said as his eyes brighten.
"Chicks?! Like Chicken" Ed said. Eddy then pluck the back of Ed's head.
"He meant Women, mono-brow!"
This made Eddy excited to the point he switch back into his regular street clothes. "What are we waiting for?! It's time the ladies know who the real MacDaddy is." Eddy says as the girls laughed.
"Slow down, Fonzie. First you gotta do something for us to prove your not clowns. Follow me." Chris says as everyone followed him off-screen.
Back with Double D he was still sitting there moaning in pain. "Hello, Eddy?! Ed?!"
The crew pulls up to a Football Field, where a lot of weights, dumbbells and workout machine were all over the place.
"So What we doing first?! Beer pong, Keg Stands, Weight Lifting!" Eddy says.
"You got one right. One of the things that will make you stand out is your strength." Chris says.
"See, as an alpha male there always going to be someone that's gonna challenge your manhood. You don't want to be that guy people can trust in a fight." Antonio said.
Chris then picks up one of the weights." If you're going to hang with us. You're going to have to get strong like us."
Chris throws the weight at Eddy. Eddy barely catches it. "Start those pull-ups Punk!" Antonio says. Eddy started lifting the weights with ease. Until Antonio snatch the dumbbells out of his hand and gave him 20 lbs ones.
"That's too easy for you. You need to feel the burn!" Antonio yells.
Eddy starts to struggle lifting the weights, his sweat starts jumping off of his skin.
"Nah, that's still too easy for him, Ant. Double the size!" Chris says.
Antonio again grabs the dumbbells out of Eddy hands and gives him 40 lbs weights.
Eddy's arm start to shake as he tries to lift the weight to his chest.
"Struggling are we?! You mean to tell me you can't lift a 40 Pound weight?! That's some BS maggot! I do that in my sleep! Double the Size!"
"Ooh ooh can Ed join?" Ed says to Chris.
"I've seen your strength, Stretch. Give him the 700 pounder!" Chris says as Antonio throw the Barbell to Ed which crushes him.
"Ed!" Eddy yells.
Antonio then grabs Eddy dumbbells for the third time and gives him 90 lbs dumbbells. As soon as Eddy puts in his head his whole body drops to the ground.
"Raise your hands boy! You giving up that easily?"
Eddy face turns red as he tries his absolute hardest to pick up the weights. He tries so hard that soon he heard a loud crack. He looks down and see that his arms were broken.
"Ok. That's enough you two pass." Chris said as he picks up Ed. "Onward my brothers." Antonio says as the cheerleaders giggle at the scene.
Eddy who stood there with his arms broken. Silently yelled in pain. "I think I'm going to have to call my chiropractor."
Chris and Antonio go to a nearby locker and open it. Inside had a bunch of Letterman jackets. They take two of them out and handed to Eddy and Ed.
"The last two things you must do to pass the test. Is that you have to look the best." Chris said.
"Put these jackets on and meet us outside. We got a surprise for you two."
Chris and Antonio leave the locker room while bumping fist and snickering.
"Aren't Antonio and Chris the nicest?! Eddy?" Ed said.
"Yea with this jacket all the babes are going to dropping dead when they see my swagger." Eddy said.
"That's not the only thing that's dropping." Ed said as he points to Eddy arms which are still injured barely holding onto the jacket. Ed laughs at him while Eddy looks annoyed.
Ed and Eddy then come out with their letterman jackets to a crowd of upperclassmen. Chris and Antonio stand there with a chicken and a shopping cart. "Look Eddy, chickens!" Ed said as he dashes to the chicken.
Chris stopped him and said. "Hold on before you can pet the chicken you must first do one final test."
Antonio whispers into Chris ear. "You think Rolf is gonna be mad we took one of his chickens."
With Rolf who was cleaning the shed and humming. You see a makeshift chicken made out of paper with glued feathers sitting in the hen house.
Back with the two Eds, Chris introduces the rest of the upperclassmen to them. "My fellow classmates, it is my honor to welcome the duo of the century! The Cocksuckers!"
This immediately triggers Eddy. "THE WHAT?!" He looks on his letterman jacket and the back of it said. "I love being a Cocksucker!" He looks over at Ed's jacket and it said "I sucked his cock."
"ED! TAKE OFF THE JACKET!" Eddy said as he tries to take his off.
"COCKA-DOODLE-DOO!" Ed said as he dances like a chicken.
The crowd burst into laughter some falling on the floor laughing. "Oh so y'all want to play chicken, huh?! Well better not be "chicken" because what you're about to do is take a risk." Chris said.
"Risk- taking is what all these people do to get famous. And now it's your turn." Antonio said.
Someone in the crowd came out with a camera and hit the record button. "Hello my fellow nation. And welcome to Blackass!" Antonio says to the camera.
"Today we are going turn these fresh meat freshmen into the biggest cock blockers in all of Peach Creek! Gentlemen dump the honey on they glaze ass."
A huge bowl of honey pours and covers Ed and Eddy. "Now get ready for the final touches!" Antonio shouts.
More people come from the crowd and ripped open pairs of pillows to let the feathers fly out and onto the two eds. They had a leaf blower on just to make it faster. Eddy screams as the honey hurts his skin. While Ed just licks at the honey. "Yummy."
Then the jocks pick up the feathered Ed boys and put them in the shopping cart. The chicken jumps into the cart with them. Ed picks him up and says. "Look Eddy, It's Beatrice."
"How are you not furious over this?!" Eddy questioned.
Chris and Antonio push the cart as the crowd follows.
The group then comes to a huge hill that leads them back to the cul-de sac. The crowd chants "Suckers! Suckers! Suckers!" as Antonio pushes the shopping cart with all his might.
"Look, Antonio you don't have to do this. I'll give you all the money that we made during the wrestling match." Eddy pleaded.
"Really? Because that's chump change after the medical bill your going to receive from the hospital." Antonio pushes the cart down the hill as Ed and Eddy scream all the way down.
"Ed, quick grab onto to something to stop the cart." Eddy said. Ed tries but the cart was going so fast he couldn't grab onto anything.
Eddy looks down and sees huge green balloons blocking the entrance to the cul-de sac. "Are those.." Eddy questioned.
"STINK BOMBS!" Ed yelled.
Both Eddy and Ed hug each other as the shopping cart and the stink bomb collided and made a huge explosion. Soon the whole cul-de sac was covered in green mist.
"Good Lord! What is that awful stench?!" Double D said covering his nose.
Out of the mist Eddy and Ed moaning in pain walk over to their pal Edd. Who was obsoletely frightened. "Please have mercy!" Edd says with his hands covering his face.
"It's us Sockhead." Eddy says.
Double D takes a long look at his two friends and was shock at his discovery. "What happen to you two?! You look like a mess."
Eddy then rips the feathers off his skin and screams enraged. "Those Jackasses Chris and Antonio made us think that they were going to help us instead we became the laughingstock of the whole entire school!"
"And they video camera to show everybody at home that Ed is a Chicken God!" Ed as he picks up Beatrice who now has lost all of her feathers.
"Ed isn't that-" Edd said before a furious voice was overheard.
"ED BOYS!" Rolf said as he runs at the eds with a pitch fork in his hand. "RUN AWAY!" Eddy and Ed both said in unison. Rolf chases the feathered Ed boys as Double D sits there wondering why Chris and Antonio would do such a thing.
Suddenly he heard a knocking sound. He look over and it was coming from Ed's house who still had the wrestling ring up. Double walks over and sees that Ricky was still there in costume.
"So, when my match Double D? I'm ready for my debut!" Ricky said.
END
Due to my tough schedule I will try my hardest to get these chapters out. Since it's now 2021 I'm focus on my real goal more than ever. Thank you for being patience and I hope to see you on the next one. See ya!
