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Ed Edd n Eddy: The Untold Eddition
(Original creation by Danny Antonucci)
(Fanfic work by RaxtMec202)
Chapter 8: From Me To Ed Part 2
An Airplane flies over Peach Creek High as we return to the Eds. Double D was still nervous about his pen pal arriving today after Eddy send a e-mail insulting him and his culture.
The three of them get to class on time and sit in their seats. Eddy sitting next to Double D sees him sweating in fear. "Double D. I said relax. Most people who talk trash on the internet are different in person." He whispered.
"What makes you so sure about that? For all we know he could be a Russian spy preparing to bomb all of Peach Creek." Edd said.
"You watch too many spy movies." Eddy said. He then hit Edd on the back of the side of the head which almost makes his hat fall off. "What was that for?" Double D said.
"My pops always does that to me when I'm stressed." Eddy said.
Ms. Thompson walks into a room and carefully put her books down at her desk. She looks at the window, which has been patched up with duct tape and begins to start class.
"Good Morning class I hope you got in contact with your pen pals. Because today you're going to be making a gift for them to send to their home." Ms. Thompson said. She then again stares at the window and starts to reminisce on what happen yesterday.
"Are you ok? Ms. Thompson?" Edd said.
She then quickly gets out material for everyone to make their gifts. After she runs out of the classroom with her face looking a little green. "Ms. Thompson sure isn't acting herself today. That car crashing into the window must've traumatized her."
"That reminds me of my grandfather. Every time Sarah would slam the door when he came over. He would always freak out and scream. The Japanese are coming! The Japanese are coming!" Ed said.
"That's very terrifying Ed. I'm praying for your grandfather." Double D said.
Double D looks over at Eddy who was busy making his pen pal a gift. "I'm surprised your engage with your pen pal after you sabotage mine." Edd said.
"Who cares about that dope! Look what I created!" Eddy says showing Double D a doll that had spiky orange hair. "Is that?! Oh get real Eddy!" Edd said.
"I creating a voodoo doll just in case he does arrive. He won't stand a chance." Eddy says as he laughs.
Double D was unfazed by Eddy's way of handling their current situation. "Only you would come with something so bizarre to get out of a situation."
Suddenly they hear glass break and a women scream. All of the students run out of the classroom to see what happened. What they saw was Ms. Thompson in the corner, shivering in fear and a axe that was above her head. The eds go to comfort their teacher as Ed pulled the axe out of the wall.
"You alright Ms. Thompson?" Double D said.
"I-I-I think someone out to-to kill me!" Ms. Thompson said.
Soon a group of students pushed The Ed's out of the way and picked up Ms. Thompson. "Don't worry my queen. Us knights will protect you!" One Student said. "Quick lets take her to the nurse office!" Another student said.
The students run to the nurse office with Ms. Thompson being carried over their heads. Jared who was walking pass saw the students and then began to shake his head. "Simps." he said.
He saw The Eds and headed over. "Yo wassup my amigos!" Jared said. Double D then rushed up to Jared and pleaded for his help. "Jared! You have to help us! Eddy said something to my pen pal and now he's coming here to probably beat me up! And I don't know what to do!" While Edd was saying this he was shaking Jared and grabbing his shirt.
"Whoa! Slow down, Slim. What's going on?" Jared as he pushes Double D off of him.
"Sockhead just scare because I insulted his pen pal. Not a big deal." Eddy says.
"It is a big deal! I told you yesterday that there would be consequences when disrespecting someone culture. But as always you don't listen!" Double D says.
"Now hold on, it all comes down to what was said. He probably meant it in a funny way. You got any evidence on you?" Jared said. Eddy pulled out a piece of paper that had the letter that he sent to Edd's pen pal.
Jared then reads the letter then proceeds to laughs. "Oh! Oh! Oh!" he says. "See, even Jared knows this is wrong." Edd said.
"Oh! This joint hella racist! But it's funny doe!" Jared said.
"Anyways there no way that he arriving today. So lets just move on and go about our day. ok?" Eddy says as Ed and Jared walk with him to class. Double D standing there looking at them said. "I still do not like the look at this."
From the entrance to Peach Creek we see a black car driving over the speed limit. It crashes into trash cans, poles, stop signs and fences. As the car races down the street, inside we can see a boy smiling as he relaxes in the back of the seat.
The car comes to an stop when it reaches the entrance to Peach Creek High. The kid gets out of the car and reveals he was wearing black sneakers and khaki skinny jeans. He walks up up the stairs and pushes the doors the school open. Inside students saw a gleam of light coming from the door. As the door opens a boy with orange spiky hair who was wearing a black jacket and white shirt.
The boy looks around with an angry look at the students. He then finds Rolf and Kevin talking to some other students. "Ew, dude you reek!" Kevin says.
"Oh, sorry Bobo I believe needs a bath."
"Bobo? You mean?" Kevin as Rolf takes out a giant clam out of his pocket. "Excuse me?" The boy said. Rolf and Kevin turn around to look at the boy.
"You happen to know a boy named Eddward by any chance?" He said.
"Oh you mean The Ed boys. There around here somewhere. Probably at the cafeteria." Rolf said. Kevin then move Rolf and his clam, Bobo aside to talk with the boy.
"Wait a minute, from the sound of your accent. Your not from around here are you?" Kevin says.
"I'm Eddward's pen pal. I came early because I was so fascinated by how he describe this lovely town." He said.
"Oh, well keep walking straight and take a right then you should see a sign that say "Cafe." Kevin says as the boy was on his to see the eds.
Suddenly Bobo latches on Kevin's head. "UGH! Dude! Gross!" Kevin screamed. "That's just Bobo showing his affection side. He likes you, Kevin." Rolf said.
With The Eds there were heading on down to the cafeteria. Double D still nervous tries to protect himself by hiding in the back of Ed. But the smell of Ed's jacket was so bad he almost started blacking out. "Ed, please don't tell me you have Sheldon in your back pocket again?"
"Oh no worries Double D he's long gone. I just fell into my tub of gravy before school. I think it's spoiled."
Jared then opens the door to the cafe and sees that the boy was sitting at one of the tables. The rest of the group comes in and is in shock. "See! I told you Eddy! This guy isn't joking around!" Double D said.
"Relax, Double D will reason with the guy about the whole thing. C'mon." Eddy says as he walks towards the table. Ed follow as Edd realizes that Jared was staring at the boy. "Uh, Jared is there something wrong?"
"He looks so familiar." Jared whispered.
"Jared?" Double D said.
Jared then gets out of his trance and responds to Double D. "So that's your pen pal?" Jared said as Edd shook his head in agreement. "Interesting."
The four of them go sit down with the boy. He stares at them but especially at Double D. "You must be Eddward huh? Who the hell are these phonies?" He said.
"My name is Eddward but most people call me by my nickname Double D." Double D says as he shakes his pen pal's hand. "These are my friends Eddy, Ed and Jared." He looks at Jared who was still examining him then looks at Ed and Eddy.
"Well my name is Jameston. Jameston Hollister." he said by shaking everyone else's hands.
"Good to meet you Jameston. Now before we continue let's talk about the letter. Because there's a huge misunderstanding." When Double D said this out of nowhere, Jameston punches him so hard in the face that he goes flying.
"OH SNAP!" Jared said.
Double D crashes into the salad bar where Jameston just walks up to him grabs him by the shirt and proceed to keep punching him.
"Ayo, Eddy! Go help Double D! It's your fault that he's here in the first place." Jared says. Eddy look at his friend Double D getting pounded for what he did.
Jameston then throws him onto a table. Double D with a black eye on his left says in pain. "Look... there a reasonable explanation for all of this."
"Reasonable explanation?! So calling me a hobknocker is your way of getting communicating with your fellow peers?!" Jameston said.
"EDDY?! GO HELP YOUR FRIEND! IT'S YOUR FAULT!" Jared yells to Eddy. Eddy then backed away from the scene which made Jared grab his arm. "Nah, son! If you do that! You ain't loyal! You just selfish!" Jared says.
Then Ed comes face to face with Jameston. "HEY!" Ed yells. Jameston drops Double D and walks up to Ed. "What'chu going to do wanker?!" Jameston said. Ed with angry look on his face picks up a table and throws it at Jameston.
Jameston sees this and punches the table in half. Ed was in shock at Jameston's strength. He then continue to walk up to Ed until Double D grabbed him by the foot. "Please... have mercy on them." With Jameston not looking Eddy comes from behind with a tray in his hand. He attempts to hit Jameston with until.
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" A Cheer was heard from the crowd but it was more than that. The cheers turn into witch-like laughter, a laugh that The Ed's know and fear as Eddy started to get scared.
"There's no way." Eddy said.
"We.. haven't seen them since we met your brother.. Eddy." Double D said.
"What is going on?" Jared questioned.
Suddenly the whole cafeteria started to shake and Jameston started to fall over. Eddy and Ed grabbed onto one another where Jared helped Double D to his feet. The cafeteria walls stopped and suddenly the ceiling burst open. It made a huge explosion of dust that blew away all the students in the area.
When the dust cleared The Eds were frozen in stone.
It was The Kanker Sisters! Lee, Marie and May were all here. And they looked slightly different. May was wearing some red skin-tight pants with her white shirt. Lee who was now showing one eye due to her hair being long. It was also in a ponytail in the back. Then the last one Marie who was wearing baggy green-tight pants that went to her legs and a black shirt with a skull on it that was so small you can see her belly button.
"Mother of Medusa! They have return!" Ed yells.
"Hiya boys!" The sisters said in unison. Marie then looks at Jameston who was confused as ever seeing such bizarreness happen. "YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT UP MY DOUBLE D?! HUH?!" Marie says as he grabs Jameston by his shirt.
"Your boyfriend was completely racist towards my kind. And you think I'm just gonna stand for it?!" Jameston says as he yells in Marie face.
"Oh, that accent of yours is pretty cute. You from Scotland?" Lee says.
Lee and May then approach Jameston where The Ed's and Jameston watched. "Eddy, I think we have to save Jameston." Double D said.
"What?! He just beat you up." Eddy said.
"He's my pen pal and your the reason while your here. So this is just a little portion of us saying sorry." Double D said.
"Oh come on! What's the worst they can do?" Eddy says.
"HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!" Jameston says as The Kankers tied him up on a table and started to put lipsticks on their lips. "I love a guy with an accent." Lee says as her and the rest of her sister attack Jameston by kissing him and roughing him up.
The Eds and Jared watch from afar the madness The Kankers have caused. Eddy, again tries to walk away but Edd look him in his eyes to do the deed. "Ah, Fine. Will go save Pattinson."
Jameston could barely move but tried his hardest to get out of the robes. "Is this what you Americans do to show affection to an attractive guy?" Jameston says.
Eddy then walks up to Lee and taps her on the shoulder. She turns around and smiles.
"Wow, Lee you look like you mature since the last time we saw each other." Eddy says. "Why thank you. I've decided to let it all show!" Lee said as she turn out showing butt to Eddy. Eddy cheeks turn red and begins to sweat.
"Oh-my. Lee. You. Sure do look like a women." Eddy says as Lee brings him closer towards him.
While that was happening Ed, Double D and Jared tried their hardest to stay stealthy to help Jameston escape. But the stench of Ed's jacket was too strong which led to May smelling it and turning around.
"IT'S MY BOYFRIEND!" May yelled as her eyes turn to hearts. Ed yells starts to run. "RUN AWAY!" But May tackles him and starts kissing him.
Double D untying the knot on Jameston's hand realizes something was on his back. He turns around and sees that it's Marie. "Hey there lover boy. Didn't you miss me?" Marie says.
She then proceeds to kiss Double D while trying his hardest to block her but her love was too strong. Soon all The Ed's were detained by The Kankers with Jameston and Jared standing there looking at the mess.
"Wow. Never thought these guys had girlfriends?" Jared said.
"Peach Creek is a strange place." Jameston said.
After school The Ed's walk home beaten and a swarm of kisses on their bodies. Double D who had a patch on his eye walk beside Eddy and Ed. "This has been the worst days of school in my life." Edd said.
"I hope you two have learn your lessons." Edd says.
"What? That girls turn into absolutely gorgeous chicks?" Eddy says shocking Ed and Double D.
"Wait a minute! Do you have a-" Just before Edd could finish his sentence a voice called from afar. "Hey, wait up you guys." It was Jameston and Jared.
Double D then gets on his knees begging for mercy. "Please we already dealt with a lot today. What more do you want?" he said.
"Jared hear told me everything." Jameston said.
"He did?" Double D said.
"Yea he mention that you're two friends over here are a bunch of wankers!" Jameston said approaching Eddy and Ed. "You think it's funny being called a hobknocker?! HUH?! DOES IT?!" Jameston says as he clinched his fist together. Eddy and Ed were scared of what Jameston was going to do them until.
Jameston breathes in and out with a huge sigh. "God. It so aggravating keeping that accent." Jameston says as he now talks in a monotone voice.
"Wait what?! You're not from the UK?" Double D said shockingly.
"I am. I was born in the UK. But move to the US when I was 8." Jameston said.
The Ed's were still confused and thrown off by Jameston talking without his accent. "I knew I've seen him before. Guys this is my childhood friend. Jamie. Or as he called by his real name Jameston." Jared said putting his arms around Jameston.
"You two know each other?" Double D says.
"Yea he use to live in Pear Orchard together. My mother and his grandmother we're good friends and neighbors." Jared said.
"I've only lived here for a couple of months. I had to move back for some. Reasons." Jameston said.
"So you're not gonna beat us up."
"Oh no. I'm going to give you something worse than a beatdown." Jameston said.
The Ed's feared for the worst of what Jameston was going to do. He reaches out his left hand and says.
"Each of you combined owes me $10,000 dollars." Jameston said.
There was silence after Jameston made his decison. "Eh?" Eddy said.
END
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