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Ed Edd n Eddy: The Untold Eddition

(Original creation by Danny Antonucci)

(Fanfic work by RaxtMec202)

Chapter 9: Bad News Ed


A sound of a basketball bouncing on the floor is heard and the man with the ball is no other than Ray himself. The scoreboard shows that Peach Creek is up by 20 points with the other team trailing with only 30 team points. Ray with a smile on his face, shoots the ball over his defender and as the ball flies in the air the crowd is dead silent.

The ball goes straight into the hoop and the crowd goes wild. "50 POINTS! Ray has officially beaten Peach Creek High record for Most Points in a single game! Congratulations!" The Announcer said as Ray garners in all of the cheers for his great performance. The final bell sounds to end the game and the students run to Ray to congratulate him.

They picked him up on their shoulders and chanted his name. "RAY! RAY! RAY!" The crowd moves out of the gym and out of the crowd you see Kevin with a look of disgust on his face. "They can cheer him all they want. But I was the one who was assisting him all of the points."

Rolf then comes up to him and slaps him on the neck. "Ah don't be an jealous old goat, Kevin. Rolf's Aunt was once jealous Rolf's Mama because of how all the animals enjoy her home cooking." Rolf said.

"Ok?" Kevin shrugged.

"Soon, Rolf's Aunt jealousy took her to great lengths and started the Great Food War. It only lasted for a week because the animals got so obese." Rolf said.

Kevin walked away from Rolf, took off his jersey and threw on the ground. "I has 10 assist, Rolf. TEN! The highest of my career and it's being overshadowed by Ray's 50 point game." Kevin ranted.

He picked up and jersey and walked to the locker room with Rolf. "Something gotta change." Kevin said.


In the hallway next to the trophy case, people were still cheering on Ray and crazy enough wanted his autograph. This is when Chris and Antonio who disguise themselves as bodyguards pushed the crowd off of Ray.

"Stand clear Fangirls and boys." Chris said. "The Franchise Player is a delicate one. We wouldn't want him to be damaged." Antonio said.

Soon the crowded started to deplete and all were left were some cheerleaders giving kisses and taking selfies with Ray. On the other side of the hallway we can see The Ed's look from afar.

"How come they get all the girls? Most of the ladies in this school ignore us except for Nazz." Eddy says.

"Beating a record or any kind of record is a huge achievement, Eddy. Sometimes it leads to winning special awards like a trophy for example." Double D said.

"Ray is a Larry Legend!" Ed said.

The cheerleaders then left Ray who had bunch of kisses on his face. The two group wave goodbye and headed on their way. "It's good to be appreciated on your hard work." Ray said.

Chris and Antonio look over and see the Ed's. They both grin sinisterly and thought of an idea. "And it's good to educate the young generation." Chris said.

Ray responds to Chris words with a question. "Oh, I didn't know you wanted to be a teacher, Chris."

The Trio met up with The Ed's and started to engage in conversation. "What do you want?" Eddy said.

"Oh no reason." Chris says.

"Just to tell you guys that we're going to celebrate Ray's record breaking game and you punks are invited." Antonio said.

"Really?!" Ed said. Then Double D stepped in front of Ed to give the two upperclassmen a talking to. "Now wait just one second. This better not be another scam as the last time you made my friends a complete joke." Edd said.

"Ah, yes we remember the "cock-sucker" video and we're so terribly sorry that we would ever embarrass our own teammates." Chris said as he hugged Ed. Then realize how much Ed smelled and push him away.

"I was going to scold both of you on that video too. We should be uplifting our teammates not bringing them down." Ray said as a beam of light shine on him. Everyone was in awe of Ray's speech.

"Plus, when we were talking to those cheerleaders over there. They found you guys cute." Antonio said. This spark Eddy to get over his beef with Chris and Antonio and gets him very excited.

"I'll do anything for the dames." Eddy said grabbing onto Antonio's shirt.

Chris then pulls a piece of paper out of his letterman jacket and gives it to Eddy who was push off by Antonio. "Before you get to the party there are some items I want you guys to get so we can make this party epic." Chris said.

"If you get all the items in a nick of time. We'll pay you all $100 dollars each." Antonio said which triggers Eddy eyes to turn into dollar signs.

"What are we waiting boys?! Our big break has finally arrive!" Eddy says as he revs up his feet and runs off. Ed and Double D run after him where Ray smiles at the three Ed's. Chris and Antonio on the other hand, start laughing hysterically.


Eddy and Ed were running with Eddy who didn't realize let go of the list. Thankfully Double D caught it before it blew away. "Eddy, do you even know where your going?" Double D ask him.

"Ed goes wherever the road takes him, Double D." Ed said.

"Of course I know where we're going. We're going to where all the upperclassmen to go hang out. At the junkyard." Eddy said.

"I think your a bit a few centuries off when notifying the best teen hangouts." Double D says.

While Ed and Eddy were busying messing around, Edd took a look at the list Chris gave them. He opened it up and was in for a surprise. He read his list to himself was completely stunned on what was on it.

"Um, Eddy!" Double D said.

"So what's the list say, Sockhead." Eddy says.

"I think we should reconsidered the job because I for one believe what Chris and Antonio wants to do and get is strictly illegal." Double D said.

"Yo! Ed's!" A voice said off-screen.

It was Jared and Jameston who were just strolling down the cul-de-sac.

"What type of trouble did y'all get yourselves into this time?" Jared says as a laugh track was heard after what he says.

Jameston walks over to Double D and grabs the list and reads it. He smiles a little. "So this is what you do on your free time?" Jameston said.

"Oh no, Chris and Antonio are going to invite to their part for Ray. But first they're going to need supplies to get ready." Edd said.

Jared and Jameston look at each other and laugh. "So. You like they're lapdogs or something?" Jameston said.

"C'mon fellas you gotta have some street smarts. The more you do for them, the more they walk over you and control you." Jared said.

"Anyways, what does the list say?" Eddy says.

Jameston then reads the list outloud. "Things to get for Ray's 18th birthday party. Get beer, get some weed, and get a hella lot of strippers."

The five of them were silenced for a second until Jared and Eddy jumped for joy. "Oh snap, now that is the life right there!" Jared says. "This party is going to be even more legendary! Where do we find beer?" Eddy said.

"I know a couple of people that can hook us up." Jared said. "This feels like one of the quest you see in the movies." Ed said.

Eddy, Ed, Jared and Jameston all walked together while continue their conversation. Double D who was scared as ever tried to stop the four. "Guys! Wait! Don't you guys know what's going to happen to you!"


The Gang then entered a neighborhood that had a sign saying "Welcome to Pear Orchard." Jared explained that this was the neighborhood him and Jameston live in.

"Cheap neighborhood." Ed said. "Yea it's not the most glamourous neighborhood but it's aight." The neighborhood looked run down and urban. It had graffiti on the walls and some crumbled side walks.

They then look at an old house that was gated off with gray-metaled fence. It also had a flamingo figurine in front which caught Ed's attention. "It's a pink chicken. Guys!" Ed tried to run after it until Jameston grabbed him by his green jacket and pulled him back.

"Hold on, Ed. Before we do anything it's time I explained my plan. You see the only way we're going have to get the beer is that we bribe these guys." Jared said. He then points to Eddy. "Eddy your good at creating scams so you and Ed will be our distraction." He then points to Edd. "Double D you'll be our lookout while me and Jameston go in the back and steal the beer keg."

"STEAL?!" Double D yelled before Jameston covered his mouth. "Hey! You want the whole neighborhood to hear our plan?!" Jameston said.

"Yea, I'm not really on good terms with these guys but good luck." Jared says as he runs to the back of the house. Jameston still holding Edd's mouth goes with Jared. Eddy and Ed were left to brainstorm ideas about what type of scam they were going to do until Eddy figure out an idea.

Then Eddy and Ed rang the doorbell and knocked. Soon a huge man with an afro and no sleeve white shirt and baggy pants came to answer the door. You couldn't see his face because only his back was shown.

Eddy then grabs Ed and puts an Afro wig on him. "How are you gonna be happy? If ya hair so nappy." Eddy sang.

Jared started to chuckled as he looked on from the side of the house. "Wow, they doing the joke I told them the other day." Jared said. "So I had to go to the barber shop and this guy-" Jared got cut off by Jameston telling him to come on before he loses interest in Eddy and Ed.

Jameston then slowly opens the backdoor to the house and walks in. Jared follows as Double D is petrified by whole situation. When they get inside the house barely has no lights on but there was one room that lighten by some lights. The two of them slowly head towards that room until Jameston stops them.

They do see the beer keg that was in the middle of the kitchen. But right beside it was an adult Rottweiler who wore a chain-like collar on sleeping by it. Jared and Jameston put hoods on their head to cover their appearance in addition cover their mouths with bandanas. Double D still terrified look at the man who was still in the doorway watching Eddy and Ed.

"No offense mister but your head could use a shave or maybe it's need to be fix." Eddy said pointing at the man's puffy afro. Eddy then pulled a container out of his pocket. "With Ed's Cuisine Cream you'll feel like your hair is being cooked to be fresh and clean." Eddy says.

The man then rubs his face as to show curiosity to the product, but again you can only see the back of him.

Jameston and Jared tipped-toed their way to get the beer keg. But certain times as they walked the Rottweiler would grouch and move in his sleep. Double D again then look back at the man in the doorway.

"Don't like the cream will throw you a money back guarantee on one of our best product." Eddy continue to advertise his product with the guy by going into Ed's pocket and getting out a razor. He then turned it on and started to cut Ed's afro wig.

Jameston and Jared successfully got to the beer keg. The two picked up the keg and tried to carry it outside. Things we're going smoothly until Jared accidently stepped on the Rottweiler's tail. "Oh crap." Jared said. The Rottweiler immediately woke up and looked around. Jared and Jameston started to walk a little faster but the keg was a little heavy. Double D was starting to panic as the dog finally sees the three of them and begins to bark loudly.

The man then heard the barking and turn around. At this moment, Ed and Eddy put the cream and the razor on the front porch and ran and hide by a big tree. The man got closer to the kitchen where Double D holding the backdoor open was signaling for Jameston and Jared to get out of there.

The two of them move as fast as they can and almost made out of there until The Rottweiler started to chase them.

Jared and Jameston then run while carefully carrying the keg. Both of them jumped over the fence but when Edd tried to do the same his sock got caught on the tip of the fence. The Rottweiler then came running out the house and saw Double D struggling. That when the dog pounced on Edd and attack him.

"HELP ME!" Double D yelled.

Ed and Eddy heard Double D scream from the front of the yard. "Double D! We have to save him." Ed said. "Nuh-uh I'm not getting caught in this type of neighborhood." Eddy said.

The two Ed's listen from afar as the smartest Ed was getting mauled by a aggressive dog. "Eddy!" Ed said. Eddy really didn't want to get caught but said screw it and decided to run to the backyard to help their friend.

Double D got into a tug of war match with the dog as he was pulling on his hat. "Please Dog! You don't understand what will happen if you take this off my head." Edd said.

The man looked from afar and also look like he was on the phone with somebody. Eddy and Ed ran towards their friend and help Double D get his hat off the dog. Eddy and Ed pulled Double D with all their strength as Double whose sock was finally getting untangle from the tip of the fence. This sent the fence flying and the dog release the hat as he collided with the fence which sends him flying into his master.

Double D's hat was then on the floor. "C'mon guys we gotta jet before the-" Jared said carrying the keg with Jameston but was cut off by an irregular scene. Edd's head was finally shown but the sun block most of his head.

He picked up his hat and put it back on. He turns around and freaked out that Eddy, Ed, Jared and Jameston saw what was under his hat.

"What the hell?" Jameston said.

"It looks like two bowling pins." Eddy said before Double D screamed and said. "IF ANY OF YOU TELL THIS TO ANYONE!" Just before Double D got out his threat sirens were heard in the distance.

"OH CRAP! IT'S THE FIVE-O WE GOTTA GO NOW!" Jared said.

The five of them started running out of the neighborhood as they went into alleyways, some people's backyard and onto the main road out of Pear Orchard. Suddenly The Rottweiler returns as he chase the gang down the road. "I'M NOT READY TO GO TO JAIL!" Double D yelled.

"And I'm not going back to jail!" Jared screamed.

The gang all screamed as the sirens and the Rottweiler got closer and closer to them.

"RUN AWAY!" They all yelled. They then reached a steep hill that lead back to Peach Creek. Jared, Jameston, Eddy and Edd stop but Ed pushed them and they all went tumbling down the hill.


A rhythm knock was heard as the scene was pitch black. The door opened to show the crew all beaten up. Double D looked the worse out of everyone.

"The hell happen to y'all?" Chris said to reveal it was him at the door.

"It's a long story, bro." Eddy said.

Jared and Jameston then come in to show that they have acquired the beer keg. "Ah sweet y'all the real ones." Antonio said coming from behind Chris. Eddy then took a glimpse at what was behind the two upperclassmen and what he saw was Ray surrounded by a lot of girls who we're kissing his face.

"Tell Ray I said Happy Birthday!" Ed said.

Chris and Antonio looked confused until Double D came out of the crowd of his friends and handed Chris his list. Chris then reads the list and laughs. "Whoops, looks like I gave you dudes the wrong list. Oh well all we needed was the beer keg so we'll take this." Chris said as Antonio and another upperclassmen takes the beer keg inside.

Eddy was about to walk into the party until a hand stopped him. "EW! What is that awful smell?!" A girl said showing herself in the doorway. "Sorry guys, you clothes don't meet the requirements for this party." Chris said as closes the door.

The five of them were once again silent until Eddy burst into a fit of rage. "WHAT?! THAT'S IT?!" He yelled.

"I told you." Jared said.

"WE JUST RISK OUR LIVES TO STEAL SOMETHING AND WE DON'T GET REWARDED?!" Eddy said.

"I for one was rewarded with this cute little doggo." Ed said showing that the Rottweiler was biting him on the butt.

"THOSE SONS OF A!" Eddy says as he ferociously bangs on the door yelling to Chris to open the door. The rest of the gang look at Eddy where Jameston reads his watch.

"Well, it's already dark. This was fun but I gonna have to hit the hay. Can't keep my grandmother waiting." Jameston said as he walk away.

"Crap, I don't want to go back to my neighborhood. The streets are hot. Hey Ed can I crash at your place?" Jared said.

"Sure can. Peace in everybody!" Ed said as Jared and him walk towards Ed's house.

All that was left was Double D looking at Eddy begging for the door to be open once more.

"C'MON MAN!" Eddy said.

END


Hope you guys like this chapter as I think I know now what the schedule of this series will be. The Untold Eddition will now have new chapters on Thursdays and Fridays. *Schedule may change due to life outside of Fanfiction.*

Thank you guys for supporting me on my comeback I'll see you all later! Peace