It's been a journey from October to May and I'm happy that you guys have kept supporting the series thus far. We are quickly gaining towards the season finale so I hope you all are excited for that and this episode because this one is going to be crazy.
Ed Edd n Eddy: The Untold Eddition
(Original creation by Danny Antonucci)
(Fanfic work by RaxtMec202)
Chapter 12: Clash of The Eds Part 1
It was dawn in the cul-de-sac and it was the weekend which means no school. All the kids get to sleep in and relax for two days. Or so they thought...
With Eddy he was a sound asleep. His record player was playing some smooth jazz. He squirmed around in his bed while making kissing noises. "Now. Now ladies. There is enough of me to come around." Eddy said while sleeping. He made motions of holding a girl in his hands. He then grabbed a pillow and started making out with it.
Suddenly the music started to get distorted but Eddy was too busy dreaming. The distortion then got louder and the record player started to smoke. The smoke then reaches Eddy's bed which started to bug his dream. He started to smell the smoke and inhaling it.
"What's cooking, good.." Eddy wakes up and sees that his record player is on fire. "MY RECORDS!"
Eddy gets out of his bed and runs to the bathroom. He comes back with a bucket and throws it on his record player. He then is electrocuted by the electronic and falls to the ground burnt to a crisp.
He hears his back door open and thought it was one of his friends. "Ed, it's the weekend. Go home!" No one answered back. Then all of a sudden his eyesight turns black and he overhears voices saying "We got him. GO! GO!" He realizes that he was in a brown bag.
"Hey! What the! What's the big idea?!" Eddy said. He then is hit in the face by something and is knocked out.
An hour later Eddy wakes up and is still in the bag until he is thrown out of it and onto the floor. Eddy was in pain and his left eye was swollen from the hit he had earlier.
"Eddy's here too?" A voice said.
Eddy looked over and saw Ed, Edd, Jared, Kevin, Rolf, and Jameston all in their pajamas and tied up. "What're you guys doing here?" Eddy said.
"I was going to ask the same question." Double D said.
A group of people wearing black ropes and had hoods on to hide their identity approach the gang. They got into a line making a pathway for whom it seemed to be their leaders as three men walk down and stared at the boys. They then took out a purple pillow and put a football helmet on it. The boys were confused.
"Ladies and gentlemen. It's time." The hooded leader said.
They all took off their robes to reveal that it was Chris, Antonio, Ray and the rest of the upperclassmen. "Chris and Antonio?! What the hell man?! I was busy sleeping until you guys barge into my house and kidnap me. My mother almost called the police." Jared said.
"Sorry about that but today is a special occasion." Ray said.
"Special occasion?" Double D said.
"Why yes Fresh Meat every year we upperclassmen and freshman all come together for the-" Chris says as he claps his hands. When he does this the room's wall start to fall down to the ground and reveal they were on a football field.
"THE PEACH CREEK O-LIMPICS!" Chris says as the crowd loudly cheers. The crowd was mostly made up of Upperclassmen and freshmen. The boys look around the stadium and saw some of their friends. Jenny and Nazz were sitting together, and the Kanker Sisters were blowing kisses to Ed, Edd and Eddy which freaked them out.
"Every year us upperclassmen challenge you fresh meats to multiple games to see who has the strongest class. No freshmen class has ever beaten us since we've been here and it's going to stay that way." Antonio said.
"That's what you think. I'm a pure athlete myself so it's going to be hard taking me down." Eddy says as he flexes. But his arm droops down as there is no muscle. His friends snickered at his attempt to be strong which he didn't like.
"And the first game is what you guys are used to playing." Chris said as he threw a basketball at Double D leading him to hit the floor on impact.
"3v3 BASKETBALL!" Chris said.
Ray then approaches Kevin and both of them stared at each other for several seconds. "I'm going to skip this game if those guys are on the court." Jameston said.
"Oh come on a heated rivalry is some classic NBA quality content." Jared said.
"Aren't they not allow on school grounds since both of them are suspended?" Double D said.
"The O-Limpics isn't an activity by the school. It was created by us students so technically they're not breaking any rules of their suspensions." Chris said.
Rolf then puts his hand on Kevin's shoulder. "The son of a shepherd and the dim-witted Ed boy will help you on your quest." This made Kevin smile.
"Alright, let's get this elephant out of the room Ray. You don't like me and I don't like you." Kevin said.
"An elephant?" Ed says. He then shockingly pulls a full-grown elephant out of his pocket which made the whole stadium shake as it landed on it feet. The elephant then walks off the field and into the parking lot. "Bye Dumbo come back tomorrow for your water aerobic lesson." Ed said.
Double D who was in shock like the rest of them tried to talk to Ed on what just happened. "Ed! Was that an elephant in your pocket. You know it's illegal to have-" Double D gets cut off by Jared.
"Ed Exotic is in the house!" Jared said.
"I can really see Ed getting arrested in the near future." Eddy said.
A bell was ring to sound the beginning of the first game. The ball is thrown in the air for tip-off and Antonio grabs it and passes it to Ray. Kevin runs up to him to go guard him but Ray pushes him aside with his shoulder. He goes down the lane and gets an easy layup.
Kevin was furious about it but brushed it off. Rolf inbound the ball to Kevin and started to go up the court. He then met Ray who pointed at the sky. "Hey, look!" Ray said as Kevin looked back. He stole the ball while he was distracted and again got an easy layup.
"Damn it!" Kevin shouted.
"Kevin as the streets say you got to get your head in the game. Not in the clouds." Rolf said. Kevin then nodded in agreement.
Ed then met up with Chris who had the ball. Chris put his elbow into Ed's chest to push him off so he could get an easier drive but Ed stands there like a boulder. Chris didn't like this and ask Antonio to come over and do a pick and roll. Antonio set the pick on Ed which led Chris running to the lane. Rolf tried to stop him but Chris threw the ball into the air and Antonio catches for the alley-oop. Rolf tried to stop it but ended up getting dunked on by Antonio.
Kevin runs over to Rolf to help him up. "Rolf, are you ok?"
Rolf didn't say a word but his eyes told another story. Kevin inbound the ball to Rolf and he silently took it up the court. Antonio guarded Rolf and smiled until he look at Rolf face.
His eyes were burning with rage. Rolf passes Antonio and goes for a dunk. Rolf yells in his foreign language as Ed and Kevin cheer him on. Five possessions later and Rolf is on fire. He hits two threes in a row, Hits a mid-range shot and then runs to the rim and jumps in the air for a flashy dunk. But he also realizes that Antonio is under him.
So Rolf puts the ball behind his back and slams it hard into the basket while also dunking on Antonio. Antonio falls hard on the concrete as the bell rings to signal the game is over. The crowd cheers for Rolf but Rolf wasn't finished with Antonio. He picks him up by his shirt.
"YOU DARE MAKE A MOCKERY OF ROLF! THE SON OF A SHEPARD WILL NOT BE BROKEN BY SUCH FOOLISHNESS! LET YOUR SOUL BE HAUNTED BY THE SPIRIT OF THE BLACK SHUCK! AND YOUR BODY BE DAMNED BY ROLF'S ANCESTORS!" Rolf said.
Antonio was speechless on what he heard. Rolf puts him down as Ed and the rest of the gang pick him up and chanted his name. "ROLF! ROLF! ROLF! ROLF!" The crowd chanted.
"Crap. Our plan is not going smoothly." Chris said.
"No worries it's just beginner's luck." Antonio said.
The two of them look at Ray who was staring at Kevin. He started to get very angry as he kept looking. He turned to Chris and Antonio. "I don't care what you do to the rest of them. But Kevin is my prey." Ray said.
A few minutes later everyone met in the middle of Football field. "Well it seems we have underestimated you all. But alas this isn't the only game were playing." Antonio says.
"Our next game were taking it old school. With a little bow and arrow action. Archery is the game we'll play." Chris said.
Jameston steps forward to the upperclassmen. "I'll take on this one guys. I use to play a lot of Archery back when I was in the UK." He said.
Then Double D walks up to Jameston. "I think I'll join you on these physical activities. Archery is a great usage to my intelligent mind as it will help me improve my accuracy." Edd said.
The group then heads over to the right side of the field and sees two big targets in the middle. "The game is simple. Hit the targets and you will earn points as you go. Whoever gets up to one hundred points wins." Antonio says.
"Hey Ray your good at shooting the basketball. This game should be perfect for yo-" Chris said until he saw that Ray was extremely focused and looked like he didn't want to be bothered.
"Alright guess I'll go up against you fresh meats." Chris says. Jameston grabbed a bow and a box of arrows and started to walk over to his target. He stretch his bow string and strike the target. It landed on the center yellow spot which will give Jameston ten points.
The crowd cheer as Chris waved off Jameston perfect hit. Chris then pulled his bow string and lets go of the arrow. It also hit the center yellow spot which gives him ten points. "Like I would lose to a punk like you." He said.
"You got outscored by a farm boy." Jameston said.
"Shut up! Go ahead and throw you arrow, Einstein!" Chris said.
Double D then grabs his bow and puts his arrow on his bow string. He aims at the target and was about to release until he felt a strong gust of breathing on his neck. He looked back and it was Ed who was really close to him. "Ed, personal space. This activity involves a lot of focus." Edd said.
Ed then walks back to where Eddy, Jared, Kevin and Rolf were standing with a sad face. Edd then aims his arrow at the target again. His vision was blurry at first but soon he got a clear vision on the target. His accuracy sharp as ever he was intent to release until Antonio sneezed which suddenly scared Double D to misfire his arrow.
The arrow bypasses the target and ricochets off of railing where the crowd was sitting, over Double's D head, bounces off a nearby pole and into Jared's buttocks. Jared wails in pain as the crowd laughs at him.
"AYO! WHAT THE HELL DOUBLE D?! IT HURTS!" Jared screamed.
"My apologies Jared, something disrupted my shot." Double D said. While Double D was talking to Jared, Antonio sneaks a arrow into Edd's bow and makes him releases it on accident. Jameston saw this and was mad about the upperclassmen antics.
"Hey! You guys are cheating now?! That only proves you can't win." He said.
The arrow ricochet everywhere on the field until it finally landed in Eddy's buttock. He was laughing at first but then felt the pain seconds later. Soon both Jared and Eddy were running around the field in pain and the crowd was getting hysterical.
Seeing both Jameston and Edd distracted, Chris saw an opportunity to win the game. He casually kept throwing arrows at the target and each of them kept hitting the center spot of the target which gave him ten points.
Double D then grab a huge pair of plyers out of his hat and started to pull the arrows out of their behinds. "Do you have to do it in front of the crowd?" Eddy said.
"We have a winner!" Antonio shouted. Double D yanks out the arrows as he was surprised that there was already a decided winner.
"Chris! Chris! Chris! Chris!" The crowd shouted as Chris was handed a medal that he quickly put on his neck.
"I CALL BS!" Jameston yelled.
"You both cheated and I barely got a turn. You call yourselves athletes but you don't come close to knowing what's fair even if it hit you on the head."
Chris and Antonio shrugged and laugh at Jameston's outburst. "Man, who cares if we had to cheat. It's a tie game which mean that there's only one thing left to do." Chris said as trumpets fanfare for an announcement.
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Fresh Meat and Hotties! It is time for your main event of the Peach Creek Olympics! The game that will break the tie. I give you." Antonio says as cheerleaders come from behind him with guns that when they fired it, confetti flew out of it.
"HARDCORE BACKYARD WRESTLING!" Antonio says.
"NO RULES JUST PURE VIOLENCE! Do you fresh meats think you stand a chance against us three-time State wrestling champions?!" Chris says. Eddy was about to say something but Chris cut him off.
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!" Chris said.
"Turn in next time as we go head-to-head with the fresh meats in this grand finale of the Peach Creek Olympics!" Antonio said.
Once again I ran into some things to do before putting this out. For now on I'm going to release these chapters as available as I can but hopefully I would like to get this season done in June as there are only three chapters left until the Season Finale. Hopefully you all enjoy this chapter and I'll see you all in the next one. Peace!
