Im not sure what to go by for anime Tokyo Yen

I might have to fast forward some years soon. I'll get back to you on that.

The group freezes hearing footsteps then see silhouettes of Yuki and Yuno with a kid.

"Mini me?" wonders Ken 1 eyeing small feet awkwardly going up to Hide clone.

"Daddy 2 take off your mask. Masks are scary." says Haise.

"Daddy 2?" wonder the quinx.

"His parents are both male-"

"Older me mommy. Tubby marshmallow is daddy 2." says Haise.

"Oh right. Daddy 1 is in the void in my place." thinks Hide clone blankly.

"You are the sweatiest yet laziest." says Ken 1.

Hide clone nodded and Ken slipped off the facial drawing scarecrow mask for Haise and the quinx squad to see similar brown eyes and blonde hair that was as long as daddy 1s. The distinct difference between the two was this Hide looked permanently injured from the mouth down to his chest when his injuries should've healed in seconds.

"Zombie daddy? But mommy not kill daddy. Pinky would tell me." says Haise.

"Pinky?" giggles Ginshi.

"...maybe fat heals slowly? Ive never tested it. He makes a great snack." says Ken 1.

"Huh?" wonders Haise.

"Its a grownup thing." says Ken 1.

"Zombie daddy 2 is alive? Ghouls not zombies! Mommy would have skin missing too." says Haise.

"Zombies are the walking dead. Ghouls arent zombies but they can freely eat them. I guess in our case, we're half dead." says Ken 1 raising an eyebrow.

"You never die-"

"Its a figure of speech. Yuki died in our cycle 1, I died in our cycle 2, Hide died in their cycle 1...and now we're trudging through a hell called CCG headquarters. We created a Hide in cycle 1 Hide's untimely demise facial features with cycle 2 body type. Yuki was iffy on ghouling but seems his halfa days stay strong even if cycle 1 version was human." says Yuno.

Ken teared up a little.

"So dead inside with Hide being both appearance and mentally." say Ginshi and Saiko.

"Me an actual parent...I read books and keep to myself but an actual parent? I ditched my ghoul family for crying out loud." says Ken 1 looking at Haise who was taking in daddy 2s appearance.

"I'll talk to Arima about moving into a new house. A family deserves to have a life before demises sneak up." says Yuno.

"I haves a question. Who is sane enough to cut zombie daddys hair looking at scary face?" wonders Haise frowning.

"Good question. How would Hide get anything without curious eyes?" wonders Ken 1.

"I dont trust hairdressers. If I can cut Yukis hair, I am willing to cut Hides." says Yuno.

"Do you remember how Zombie daddys hair looked highschool into college?" wonders Haise.

"Yeah, been ages though." says Yuno.

"I remember perfectly." say the Kens.

"Short, messy, dirty blonde hair with dark roots." says Ken 1.

"Was thinking spiky." says Ken 2.

"All I need is a pair of scissors and a razor." says Yuno.

"What we need right now are showers and kid books. Sadly I dont remember what mom read me." says Ken 1.

"And I cant check my childhood home." says Ken 2.

"I want books of winged humans." says Haise.

"Uhhhhh...we'll see what we can do. Angels arent normally ghoul friendly." says Ken 1.

"Shouldnt they be?" whispers Hide clone.

"On a heaven vs hell scale...highly not." says Ken 2.

"Books are for anyone to enjoy so theres that." says Ken 1 shrugging.

"Does Japan have english books?" wonders Hide clone.

"Uhhhhhhh..." wonders Ken 1 sweat dropping.

"Hide does take international languages so this would be up his ally after all that studying on Foreign Language Studies majoring in English." says Ken 2.

"Google translate will help in Japanese or English but you shouldnt use it unless the pages are online. Would be tricky with colored pages though." says Hide clone.

"You have a world music thing going for you and your strong point is English interestingly... It wont do Clone version much good either online manga yes, manga book no...you cant subtitle manga books in other languages in the apartment or once back at Kami if we are able to come back. Hummmmmm...I'll have to make a hard passss...they were chill to a point with 'whitey' me, they're scarred by 'Bug knight' me. And how will Hide clone lug himself around campus?" says Ken 1 excitement switching to soured mouth twitching.

"Or anywhere?" mutters Urie.

"Heres the deal son." says Ken 1 looking at Haise who glanced at his older self.

"Gonna have to get used to having a son around." thinks Ken 1 wearily.

"Uhhhhmmmm, I can do angel books because all kids can find just about anything that jumps out. But theres no telling what there is Japanese or English." says Ken 1, bangs shielding his eyes.

"People with wings like Zombie dad!" says Haise.

"Just cuz I look like a zombie doesnt mean I should be treated like one." says Hide clone.

"Ghouls eat humans so it works." says Saiko.

"Noone asked you." says Hide clone looking at Saiko.

"Alright...family walks are a no go with how offputting my state is. Take our ...son to a bookstore to see whats available for the kids section." says Hide clone.

"We dont exactly get paid unlike how it was at Anteiku." says Ken 2.

"Scum like us barely get paid unlike the doves if we have money." says Ken 1 worriedly.

"I'll keep the apartment warm while you search books. We have to have a good amount of money..right?" wonders Hide clone.

"We get paid in ghoul meat genius. Unless theres cash we never noticed." growls Ken 1.

"We're gonna need human meat for the apartment. Thats gonna be hectic trying to play it off as ghoul." says Ken 1 slowly calming down.

"Living free in HQ would receive some speculation on money payments. Ghouls need meals once a month-moreso adult or teen but never kids. Kids need it as daily as human foods. If ghoul meat is equivalent to weekly pay, you're not on their level of working system." says Yuno.

"Doy! Hide would be paid if not for the scarecrow ghoul getup! Squadron, how much yen do you have on you?" says Ken 1 turning to the stilled eyes of his squad.

"Not much bug dude sensei! We're as dead weight as you guys are." says Ginshi.

"Someone has to be giving me money for the food halls. Nothing magically appears." says Ken 1.

"We get whats equivalent to an allowance if we're lucky." says Ginshi.

"Minimum wage per dove is...Humans vs Ghouls...drawing blanks. I never had a job during my human days unlike zombie daddy. So, average salaries by region; City:Tokyo; Average Salary/Month;574,000 JPY (4,982 USD). If we were to pile it into a workweek;minimum hourly wage, what would Hide have been paid compared to now? Ghouls are multiplied by 0 once known." says Ken 1 trying to use his brain.

If only Ken 1 took accounting classes. Math mightve been his favorite class if not for taboo like Jason aka Yamori.

"We'd have to factor in Years of Experience and Average Salary." says Hide clone.

"Im a literature buff not a mathematician." grumbles Ken 1.

"Only Hide would know and we're stuck with a zombie variation." says Urie.

"Daddy 1 would know not zombie dad." says Haise.

"You're to young to help us count." says Ken 1.

"Stop freaking out over who gets what for pay. Noone cares." says Urie.

"We care a little. Maman and Papa have just a right as us." says Mutsuki.

"Yet ghouls are trash." says Urie.

"That means we're trash." says Saiko.

"Never call quinx trash." says Urie.

"Wanna help mommy with daddy's bath so you can walk to the bookstore?" wonders Ken 1.

Haise hesitates at first knowing he'd be in the tub with tubby zombie.

"Zombie face needs to get used to." says Haise.

"Having a lil cutie is something to get used to." says Ken 1 kneeling down.

"What color will mine be? I don't want to scare other kids." says Haise.

"We wont know until the kagune come out of your back." says Ken 1.

HideKane housing...

The water in the tub was splashing the bathroom rug as it seemingly filled to the top thanks to Zombie dad. If Hide thought he had it rough showering by himself, Ken had to help Hide clone and keep Haise from drowning at the same time. It looked bizarre hearing a giggling zombie face watching Haise shake his stomach as more water escaped the tub.

"Would you stop with the water? We dont want the downstairs ceiling flooded." says Ken 1.

"It better than using his stomach as a chair. I have to keep my arms on zombie dad so I dont slip. Im sorry if im pinching him. He covers the tub more than me leaving me the top of his belly." says Haise.

"I wasnt expecting mpreg to become realistic in its own way." says Ken 1.

"Huh?" wonders Haise.

"Blame your eager father." says Ken 1.

"What am I to feed you when Hide and I have been eating my arms?" wonders Ken 1.

Haise's mouth gaped horrified before remembering ghouls were different from humans. Haise needed food in his stomach yet they had no human meat on hand. Worst day to appear to adult ghouls. Daddy 1 called everyone half ghouls but these 2 had ghoul hunger.