No Internet
Caesar decides to go on their YouTube channel to see if their cribs skit video went viral yet. When he logged in to YouTube, he couldn't because the internet is down.
"What the hell?" He tried again, but it's still down. "Oh C'mon, it can't be. Hey guys?"Caesar said as he got up to warn his housemates. "Where y'all at? GUYS?" He called out again, no one listened. The only person he saw is Rallo, he's in the living room reading a Dr Seuss book.
"Rallo? You act like you don't hear me?"
"If it depends, what's going on?" He asked.
"There's no internet."
"WHAT?? WHAT THE FUCK?!" Rallo shouted and throws the book in the air.
All of a sudden, Riley, lil Ron Ron, Bobby, and Junior ran in the living room freaking out over no internet.
"GUYS!" Cindy called out. The guys calmed down and looked at her.
"We been using the internet since we first moved here, there's others fun things to do besides the internet."
"Like what?" Bobby asked.
"I know, we can sum watch tv." Said Lil Ron Ron.
"Yes!"
"Televisioñ baby." Said Rallo.
They all flopped on the couch and floor and Cindy turned on the tv.
"We haven't watched television in a while, I can't believe we ignored it." Caesar realized.
There was a music video playing on tv and the kids, except junior, became horrified by what they saw.
"Baby, baby, baby oh…"
"TURN IT OFF!!!!!" Riley shouted.
"MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!" Bobby panicked.
In a panic, Rallo threw the remote at the tv screen and cracked it. And they ran out of the room.
"Oh you young kids don't have any taste of music." Junior said angrily. He continued to hum and dance to the song.
One hour later…
The kids are sitting on the couch and laying on the floor super bored.
"Guys, what are we gonna do?" Caesar asked.
"I know, I have a question, ok, who's on TikTok a lot?" Bobby asked them.
Riley, Cindy, Caesar, Junior, Rallo and lil Ron Ron raised their hand.
"But we can't go on TikTok right now because we don't have internet." Said Rallo.
"I know, we can reenact the things people do on TikTok, like singing and dancing."
"That's…not a bad idea." Caesar agreed.
"But what TikTok trend should we can reenact to?" Cindy asked.
A moment later, Riley came in Cindy's bedroom, she is holding Rallo like a baby. They are doing the "mama said put the clothes in the dryer" trend.
"Mama said put the clothes in the dryer" Riley told her while holding everyone's clothes.
"I can't do it cuz I'm watching the baby." Cindy added. Rallo is sucking on a pacifier and pretending to be asleep.
"Yes you can give him to me I got him."
"Betta git back or get hit in yo face." She pretend to buck at him.
"See last time I got in trouble for talking and now I really got to watch what I say." Riley explained.
"That's what you get cuz I never get caught." She smirked.
"Well we'll see what gonna happen today. Mom?" He called out to junior.
"What?" Junior answered. He's wearing a wig, makeup, house shoes, and a dress.
"I told her what's up, she said forget it."
"Ok here I come." Junior said as he got up.
"Mama he lying." She said.
"Girl shut up, I hear you talkin thinking you were tough"
Rallo is fake crying. "HUSH!" She shouted at him.
"Don't be talking to that child like that."
"It looks like she wants to get slapped." Riley said, smirking.
"Slap who? Baby that's gap."
"I'm gonna whoop yo ass." Junior said as he holding the belt.
"How? When I got a baby in my hand. Ahh!"
"I really whooping yo ass, pow, don't be gettin under the bed now." He said as he pretending to whoop her as she's getting away.
"Mama, whoop her ass, since she's always taking back." Said Riley.
"And now I'm bout to whoop yo ass, since u cussing in my house like u bad." He turned towards Riley.
"Now I'm running through the house cuz she gonna hit me man I gotta hide like I'm running from the police up under the bed cuz she ain't gonna find me and I saw her footsteps creeping up slowly." Riley said, hiding under his bed. He saw Junior walking in his bedroom.
"HI! Thought you could hide?" Junior founds Riley under the bed.
"Whoop him since he's always celebrates mine." Said Cindy.
"Both of y'all done lost yo damn minds, and you on punishment no goin outside."
"But I didn't do nuthin." Riley whined.
"It was you boy."
"SHUT UP!!! Um, guys? It would've been better if we recorded this and upload it to TikTok." Riley explained.
"Aw!" They said sadly.
Two hours later…
The kids became bored again, Rallo is randomly spazzing out social media network names. "Facebook, messenger, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, Skype, AOL, what's AOL? Fuck it, who cares."
"GUYS, GUYS, I just thought of something." Caesar said as he sat up.
"What is it, Ceez?" Riley asked.
"I don't live here, I have internet at my house." He got up and went home.
"Lucky bastard." Said Rallo.
Three hours later…
The kids are still bored. "Babyyyyyy, there's no internet, sex don't feel good without the internet" Rallo sung out of boredom.
"That's it, I can't take it anymore. I going out and see if anyone have internet." Bobby said, getting up.
"Bobby? Bobby, wait a minute." Said Riley. "Nigga, is u stupid? You're in Woodcrest, dis ain't Arlen Texas. You wouldn't know where to go anyways."
"I don't care, Riley. I rather go out there and get lost then stay here and lose my mind. I'm going and no one can stop me."
"It, it ain't even worth it, lil ugly dude." Said lil Ron Ron.
"If I don't make it back, y'all can have my last moon pie."
"YES!" Junior said happily.
"Bobby, don't be a hero." Rallo cried out.
When Bobby opened the door, Caesar was at the door. He came back.
"Oh, hi Caesar." Said Bobby.
"What are you doing back?" Rallo asked.
"My parents don't have internet either." He said.
"UGH!!!" They let out.
"Wait a minute, you was gone for three hours." Said Cindy.
"Oh yeah, after I left, I did went home when I found out that they don't have internet, so I took a nap, woke up, went to Taco Bell, and here I am."
"Aw, I want Taco Bell." Junior pouted and crossed his arms.
Four hours later…
It's night time and the kids are sitting in a circle on the floor with the candle lit in the middle.
"Guys, if I have internet right now, I'll be postin my selfies on Instagram." Said Riley.
"If I have internet right now, I'll be listenin to my music on Spotify." Said Cindy.
"If I have internet right now, I'll be Skypin my home boys, from BROOKLYYYYYN." Said Caesar.
"Maaann, if I have internet right now, I'll be watchin porn." Said Rallo.
"If I have internet right now, I'll, I'll be Skypin my daddy, and, and eat me a cheese stick. Yeeeaaah!" Said lil Ron Ron.
"I'm so glad that we are able to communicate normally." Said Bobby.
"Bobby's right, we been through hell in back today, but in a crazy way, we bonded." Said Caesar.
"Yup!" Said Cindy.
"We sho did." Said Riley.
"Wait a minute, I just thought of something. Did anyone check the router?" Junior asked.
"Umm, no." Said Bobby.
"I think I know what's going on."Junior walked towards the router, he saw one light blinking. He unplugged it and waited five seconds, and then he plugged it back. All the lights came on. "Guys, check your phones and laptops."
Junior said as they did, the internet came back on.
"It's working!" Cindy said in amazement.
"YAY!" Said Rallo, Bobby, and lil Ron Ron.
"Wait, you mean to tell me this whole time, we were sitting in the house, ALL day, bored as shit, and we didn't check the router?" Riley complained.
"Well look on the bright side, without internet, we didn't have lack of communication today. Am I right?" Junior asked them. Before he know it, the kids ran into their bedrooms with their cellphones, laptops and tablets.
Junior just sighed. "Being the oldest sucks."
