House Maid Ruckus (Prank)
Cleveland Jr is the oldest member of Toontainment, and he's always the only one that cleans up after everybody. The last thing he just finished cleaned up is the backyard pool.
"Hey Junior, can you unclog our toilet?" Rallo asked.
"But I done that this morning."
"I ate a del taco along with potato chips and a bowl of chocolate ice cream for breakfast and…it didn't agree with me. Sorry." He said sheepishly and massaging his belly.
Junior sighed and went upstairs. After he finished with the toilet, he went downstairs and saw the kids in the living room writing gangsta rap songs and coming up with skits and pranks.
"Sup June, we were just coming up with the best skits and pranks we can do." Said Riley.
"Ok!" Junior shrugged.
"I got an awesome idea, how bout we prank Uncle Ruckus." Said Caesar.
"Yeah but how?" Cindy asked.
"Why do you want to prank your uncle?" Bobby asked.
"What? That fat ass old fart is not my uncle." He said.
"But you said "Uncle Ruckus" like he's your uncle." Said Rallo.
"That's his full name, guys." Said Riley.
"Oooooh!" Said Bobby, Rallo, and Ron Ron.
"Ok, what's the best prank y'all ever done to someone?" Riley ask them.
"I, I told my mom that I cracked her tv screen, and, and she almost whooped me. So, so I told her it was a prank." Lil Ron Ron explained.
"Man, pranks like that ain't new anymore, any other pranks y'all did that I never heard of?"
"I once switched my cousin's birth control pills with sweet tarts." Bobby explained.
Riley and the other cracked up. "Oh wow!" Said Cindy.
"What about you, Rallo?"
"You know me, I was Stoolbend's most notorious prankster, I put hair remover in people's shampoo, I put hormone pills in people's sleeping pill bottles, and I put men's restrooms signs on every door at Cleveland's work."
"See? Now that's a real prankster, let's do stuff like that to Ruckus tomorrow."
They all agreed and they do their own thing. They left their empty soda cans and empty potato chips bags on the floor again.
"Umm, guys? Y'all can at least help clean up the mess." Said Junior.
They looked at the mess and then at Junior and laughed. "Like what are you, our mom?" Cindy aughed and walked away.
"That's it, I'm sick and tired of cleaning up after everybody. I'm hiring a maid." He said, fed up.
The next day…
The door bell rung and Junior answered the door. "Well well well, haven't seen another nigga like you around here before. Said Uncle Ruckus.
"Hello, are you the house maid?"
"I worked every job in this lovely white town, and house maid is one of them."
"Ok!" Junior lets him in, Ruckus starts cleaning the living room. Junior goes outside in their backyard where the kids are playing and relaxing in the pool.
"Hey guys, I have great news."
"What's up, whatchu talkin about?" Riley asked.
"I hired a house maid."
"Are you crazy? Why did you do that? Riley snapped.
"Because I'm always the only one here who cleans up here, so I hired him."
"Him?" Caesar wondered. Riley got out of the pool to see who cleaning their living room, he became shocked and pissed to see that is Uncle Ruckus who's the house maid.
"UNCLE FUCKIN RUCKUS!!!" He shouted. "What the fuck are you doing in our house?"
"Cleaning up after you filthy niggas. Your fat negro friend hired me. So run along lil nigga, and let me do my job." Ruckus replied.
He runs outside to warn his friends. "UNCLE RUCKUS IS THE HOUSE MAID!!"
"WHAT?!" Cindy shouted.
"Bumbaclot, get the fuck outta here." Said Caesar.
"But what's wrong with that?" Bobby asked.
"Uncle Ruckus is a grumpy old black man who hates black people." Caesar explained.
Bobby, Rallo, Ron Ron, and junior gasped. "YOU HIRED AN UNCLE TOM?" Rallo snapped at his brother.
"I didn't know, Rallo."
"What are we going to do?" Lil Ron Ron asked.
"Remember we talked about prankin Ruckus yesterday? Let give it to him." Riley grinned.
A/N: "C'mon C'mon" by Smash Mouth begin to play in the background.
They waited after Ruckus was done cleaning up the living room and he went into the kitchen. They hid their cellphones around the house to record his reaction, and ran in the living room and redirty up the place by spilling their sodas all over the floor. Ruckus didn't realize this yet, after he finished mopping the kitchen floor, he went upstairs. Riley and the gang begin to spill their juice on the floor and breaking dishes. Meanwhile, Ruckus was collecting dirty laundry out of their bedroom when he hears dishes breaking. "What in the hell are these kids doing downstairs?" He asked himself as he went downstairs to see the mess that the kids purposely made. "Holy white lord! If you little nigglins think I'm cleaning this up again, y'all got another thing coming." He shouted to them.
"Well we, we got another thing coming for you, lil ugly dude." Said lil Ron Ron.
"And what's that?"
"THIS!" Riley shouted as he and the others came out from their hiding spot and throwing water balloons at him and shooting him with water guns. He screamed and ran out of the house and drove away, abandoning his cleaning supplies.
The Toontainment crew started cheering, laughing and gloating.
"Did y'all see the fat man running?" Rallo asked while cracking up.
"Yeah he, he went weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way home." Said lil Ron Ron.
"And let's hope that nigga don't come back. Dis is our crib, we do whatever we want, whenever, wherever. Whut!" Riley said with authority.
"So who's gonna clean up all this mess?" Bobby asked.
Junior just sighed. "I guess I'll do it." He said sadly.
"No Junior, we'll do it." Said Rallo.
"Yeah, it's our house, that means it's also our mess. We'll help you." Said Caesar.
"Thanks guys." Junior said, smiling.
"Oh, and I accidentally pooped in the pool." Rallo confessed.
"You know what, that's okay." Junior said happily.
"Rallo, I'ma ban you from the swimming pool." Riley said in a serious tone.
