Author note: My cat died yesterday, this chapter is a tribute to him. Rest in peace Constantine 2015-2023.
Chapter 8
They already knew who was the masked man, it was Gloves. Knit Hat and Googles remembered that they saw him in a magazine. Everyone seacehd his name in Googles (Google in Splatoon world not the character) and they saw that he was a famous model. Specs had an idea: they could ask Marie, since she was a famous singer she could know him or she could be in touch with people that know´s him. So they called her. She told them that she didn´t know anything about him but she knew about some friends of her that could have an idea about him so she´d call them when she gets the information.
In another place a concert was taking place the band playing was a duo called "Off The Hook". The integrants of the band were Pearl and Marina, Pearl raps and Marina sings and plays techno music. It was weird because the roles were upside down because blacks rap and whites sing. They were a lesbian couple and people were informed of their relationship. When the concert ended they reurned to their home because they lived together.
-What a hard day! Said Marina exhausted.
-Of course dear. I´m so tired that I don´t feel like doing the dinner. Said Pearl.
-Can you do it yourself? Asked Pearl.
-Ok dear, I´ll cook it today. Said Marina kissing Pearl. When Marina returned with the dinner ready she found Pearl naked. Then Marina took out her clothes and the started scrubing their pussies like two tectonic plates with some volcanic eruptions because Marina couldn´t hold her pee so there were leaks. When they orgasmed Pearl started doing a blowjob to Marina so she orgasmed and peed twice. When Pearl finished she was disguisted not because of the pee but the mystirious hair that were present on her pussy.
-Eww what the fuck is this? Asked Pearl.
-It´s just my pussy hair. Said Marina. Pearl knew that wasn´t the case because Marina´s pussy hair wasn´t that thin and some of the hair where black and white while having a fur like consistence. She knew she was cheating on her so he´d discover the sinner and kill him. She told her gurlfriend that she´d be out all the night because she wanted to be alone for a while, but in reality she went to the building that was in front of her´s to spy on Marina, she activated the cameras and microphones of the house. It was 12 PM and she saw Judd entering her house. Then she started viewing the cameras and listening to the microphones.
-Hello! Kitty kitty! Said Marina wearing very provocative clothes.
-Hello dear. Meowed Judd. Marina blushed and Pearl was angry.
-Do you want to watch Squidfix (the Netflix of Splatoon world) with me? Asked Marina.
-Are your boobs the Mt. Rushmore? Because I want to have my face in them. Meowed Judd. After that Judd jumped towards Marina and stated fucking her very intensive while Marina was enjoying the sex with a cat. Pearl threw the binoculars through the window and went to face Judd it was late because they were done and Judd was returning to his home walking. So Peal started stalking him with a knife. When they arrived to a desolate street a fight was about to begin.
-Hello Judd, I saw you really like to bang my girlfirend. Said Pearl furiously.
-Pearl, don´t take it personally but she likes me because she wants to experiment new experiences she is a little bit tired of you. Meowed Judd. Pearl was angry.
-I hpe you die. Said Pearl.
-You know I can´t because my ex-owner injected me an inmortality drug so I´ll be here to bang your girlfriend till the end of time and you won´t be nothing but dust so move away from my way before I fuck you when you die. Meowed Judd. Pearl started laughing like a psycho.
-What is so funny? I dare you to shareit with me you old rag! Meowed Judd.
-That so called "immortality drug" only saves you to die from natural causes like aging and diseases, but it won´t save you from my knife! Said Pearl. After that she rushed at Judd but he dodged it. Judd hit Pearl with his knee in her elbow making her drop the knife. After that Judd climbed to her face and started scratching her face. She took Judd from the neck and started suffocating him but she realized that he wouldn´t die due to suffocation so she bashed him into a wall. After that Pearl violently throw Juddto the floor and crushed him with her leg slowly for him to suffer a slow death.
-Do you know why I never sing even if I´m the white and the one that should sing instead of Marina? Asked Pearl.
-I´m about to die so tell me! Meowed Judd crying.
-This is the reason: BOOYAH! Pearl screamed making Judd´s eardrums explode. After that he started bleeding from: ears (obviously), eyes, nose, mouth, anus and urethra. Due to stimulus overloading his nervous system collapsed and entered brain death. She knew Judd was still alive so she had an idea so ensure he was dead. She skinned Judd saving his cock and balls for "speacial purposes" and made a cool fursuit with Judd´s skin. A paparazzo saw what Pearl did so she ripped off his head and threw it to the road. Pearl returned home then Marina saw her.
-Judd? Is that you? I throught you weren´t returning till friday. Said Marina scared.
-Meow. Said Pearl turning around and showing she was wearing Judd´s skin. Marina was no longer sacred but horny because she could fuck with both at the same time. In that moment Pearl rushed towards Marina using Judd´s dick to start fucking her while she shoved it from the other extreme so both were being fucked, they also started scrubing their pussies like tectonic plates but now they were no longer small leaks, now the were huge volcanic eruptions and tsunamis because Marina couldn´t hold her pee due to extreem pleasure so she peed there! She was feeling so much pleasure that she could see God. The pussy scrubing generated so much friction that the resultant heat made her pee enter in gas state forming a stinky green fog that made theiir neighbours think that they were cooking something good. Both orgasmed and the phone started ringing. Marina took it, there was silence for 2 seconds then a female voice started talking: it was Marie.
At the same time in another place. Rider was fucking one of her trans friends while another was annaly fucking him while the other two were introducing his dicks. They were forming some weird eldritch forms untill they orgasmed. They laid in the bed:
-Why do you accept a challenge that you will loose? Asked the trans friend. Rider laughed.
-That nerd doesn´t know what is awaiting him. After that he received an Squidapp from Marie telling them to come. He did it and when they arrived Marie told them that Marina and Pearl toold her that Gloves was doing a tour from Spain so they´d have to go there and catch him. Since Marie was rich they shouldn´t worry about the money.
-Spain? We have to go there to do Jelonzo´s summer homework. Said Googles happy.
-Me and the School Cardigans are going to Spain too. Said Rider.
-That is cool we will be in the same place in vacation. Said Googles blushing and caressing Rider´s lunchbox. Rider puched him in the nose as a response leaving him KO in the floor bleeding.
-I can accompany you to help you to coordinate. Said Sheldon, everyone agreed.
-Sadly, I won´t be able to come with you since I have a tour in Europe. Said Marie.
-Neither me or Army since, my team will go to Slovenia. Said Aloha. Knit Hat gazed Specs and Rider hatefully and told them to come with them for a moment.
-Do you know what are you two guys doing? Asked Knit Hat.
-Yes we know it it´s a simple and innocent bet. Said Rider.
-The one that gets the best grade in Jelonzo´s homeworks get Headphones and the loser forgets about her forever. Said Specs.
-She has the right to choose! Said Knit Hat angry.
-Shut up! Said Rider and Specs at the same time. In that mooment a wrathfull scream was heard, it was Headphones.
-I´m tire of hiding this! Specs! I´m pregnant! Screamed Headphones.
-It looks like the bet about who gets her has become in the bet of who is the father. Said Knit Hat maliciously.
-Specs! You fucked her! I will beta you to death! I told you I´m the one that gets all the hoes. Screamed Rider.
-Don´t worry Headphones! Spain is one of the most feminist countries in the world so we will do an abortion there since abortion is illegal in Inkopolis and the rest of Cephalopod States. In that momet an explosion happened in Cap´n Cuttlefish´s room Marie and the rest found him unconscious: It ws Callie rescuing Octavio with her new mental control powers.
-Go to sleep. Everyone! Screamed Callie. Everyone fell asleep except Marie.
-Sister, don´t force me to do this. Said Marie adopting a fight position.
-You are no longer my sister, just a traitor. Said Callie.
-You are not the one who is speaking but the mental control device in your sunglasses. Said Marie.
-Once you complete his plan you won´t be anything but his sex slave. Said Marie.
-Admit it! You have lost. When I return with Octavio to the stronghold we will complete the ritual and you won´t be able to do anything! Screamed Callie.
-We will find you and you will loose. Said Marie.
-Sigh, look, I tried to bring you to the right side but it looks that you are a traitor that will suffer the consecuences. I am sorry for being your sister, goodbye. Said Callie entering the portal with Octavio. In the other side of the portal...
-Hey Octavio! Let´s finish the ritual with who do you want to do the threesome Inkfall or Gloves? Asked Callie showing her boobs to Octavio. When Octaviuio saw her boobs he screamed in terror.
-What the fuck is wrong with you? Let´s do the ritual. Said Callie.
-Forget about it! I no longer want to have sex anymore! I´m asexual!. Said Octavio. Callie was surprised.
-Why? Asked Callie.
-My dick was cut in two and I have been raped by that old man for 3 months! I don´t want neither I can have sex anymore! Sex is something horryfing. Said Octavio.
-But I am a lil´ bit envious. If I can´t have sex, nobody can. Said Octavio.
-I think there is a ritual for that. Said Callie.
-Then let´s get started. Said Octavio laughing villanously.
TO BE CONTINUED...
