Hey everyone, I'm back. I'll skip the small talk. Just letting you know that I've been working on this project for months. I think I started it back in November of all times. Yeah, got tired of waiting. Truth be told, I'm still not done yet.

Got distracted with some things- mostly I fell back into alcoholism and got my car stolen.

Yes, in that order.

Sooo, not in the best place right now.

Enough personal stuff. Instead of waiting until this super long chapter is 100% done. I'm chopping it up and posting it in parts. Sound good? The first chapter, and probably the second is going to be mostly plot stuff setting it up.

Chapter 3 on is going to be the lemons.

And yes, this is related to my 'Stoppable House' series. We're now at the Rockwaller home.

Please read and review.

Enjoy.

Go Tara Go!

Chapter 1- Pilot

"Hey there horny weirdos of all legal ages!" The purple princess announced, her hand waving to the camera on her laptop. Her happy smile dropped into an annoyed frown. "Yeah, according to current guidelines, I legally have to say that or… demonetized."

The purple princess rolled her eyes as she sat cross-legged on her bed. The blankets themselves were bright violet. The sheets, dark plum. The pillows, a lovely lavender. All of it high quality. All of it dotted with symbols of royalty. All of it worth more than a pretty penny. Truly, it was a mystery how the Purple Princess got her name. Who could know? The host of the show was smiling down to the center camera of her laptop just in front of her. The purple princess, or 'Bonnie', as everyone who knew her outside of her show called her, was doing her best to show off her special outfit for the occasion.

The screen in front of her showed the video feed of herself on the bed. Bonnie knew exactly how good she looked. But that's not what she focused on. Instead, it was the comments, views, and the 'donations' section listed to the side and bottom of the screen next to the video feed. All three were pouring in. Bonnie smiled at that.

"Welcome to my channel for another very special episode of Purple Princess Power hour." Bonnie said, rolling her eyes. "As you might've noticed, I am not the 'purple princess'. Not the first one, anyway. Nor am I the one you know best. My old- OLDER sister started this channel way, way back in the day- old bitch." Bonnie coughed, innocently. "Eventually my middle sister- stuck up slut, joined up and helped in the show. Now its my turn. Officially turning this channel into a family business- before you say anything, I did not pick the name."

Not many seemed to care, according to the comments. The viewers loved what they were seeing, a handful of pings going off every second. Bonnie didn't care much for the names of the commenters and donors, though. What weren't nondescript rando's were usually puns on out there sex stuff. Bonnie did her best not to roll her eyes, sigh, or just flat out flip off her own viewers... yet.

"Obviously, this isn't my first video on this channel." Bonnie shrugged, playfully, doing her best to prop her chest up in front of the camera. Putting a little extra 'something', jiggly 'something' into the shrug. The viewers loved it. "Not so long ago, I even had a 'special guest star'. The hunky sidekick with the red mask and the man panties."

Bonnie smiled, remembering the hour after her favorite meal ticket and slam piece came back from overseas. Not an hour after landing she pinned him on his bed, the same laptop she was using now laying in front of them. The dimpy, flubby loser came back from japan with muscles, a tan, and the kind of abs that were only granted by the gods of CGI. Bonnie actually smiled as she remembered riding him like a mechanical bull. Bonnie snapped out of it as ping after ping went off audibly from the comment section. Each and every one shouting how much they loved it. Hell, even demanding more... and impossible or gross stuff that Bonnie would never do- For any amount of cash.

"As you horny weirdos have noticed, its turned into my channel's most popular video!" Bonnie announced, showing the video and its views at the top right of the screen. Bonnie pointed it at it, smirking. "No real surprise there, its me!"

Bonnie snapped her fingers, showing a row of images and their links to other videos. The views for each were listed and highlighted below them. Most were more or less in the same range. All of them were of Bonnie.

"All these, yeah." Bonnie snapped her fingers again. Another row of linked videos appeared at the top of the screen. Replacing the previous one. Bonnie was in none of these. Instead of was of her older sisters. Each in their own outfit, but same color. The views for the videos were ranged all over the place. All of which were lucky to make half the views of the previous row. "Jesus, how did this channel even make it this long?"

Ping after ping went off from the comment section. Each giving their own two cents. More than a few mentioned 'mute button'. Bonnie's smirk turned into a smile. It was innocent, sweet, and full of bitter venom.

"The old bitch said she got all the brains. The mean slut said she got all the looks. They both said I got 'the rest'." Bonnie's innocent, homicidal smirk turned into a smug grin as she propped herself up on her elbows, sticking her chest out to the camera. The current purple princess tugged at her top, her tits practically popping out. "What do you boys think?"

Ping, Ping, Ping, went the comments. Bonnie fluttered her eyes at the camera as she leaned back, her grin a bit more satisfied than before.

"No real surprise. Just look at all this?" Bonnie said, pointing at the row of videos at the top of the screen before showing a new row, and another. All of them were remarkably similar. Each one had minor differences, but each were in the same costume, same action in front of the camera, same everything. The only real clue that these weren't just re-uploads were the disappointed comments and the upload date. "My sisters had plenty 'gifts', phphphphle!" Bonnie made a rude sound. "But imagination, not on the list- that I got."

Bonnie snapped her fingers and another row of videos replaced the one at the top of the screen. All of them were about her. They were quite the contrast to the last few rows. All of them were very different. Different outfit. Different location. Different saucy fun. Different angles of the saucy fun. The works. Though, they all that one thing in common. It wasn't the color purple. They only showed her.

"True, I started out like my sisters. Just me in there doing stuff." Bonnie shrugged. "You liked it. I liked it- well, I liked the cash. But then I thought- I should do something different. Like bringing in a sidekick. So I did. You all went bananas, and I made some coin! As anyone who saw that show will tell you- and I will tell you- he did not disappoint. I know. I'm as surprised as you. The sidekick finally learned how to fuck, Hmmmmm…"

Bonnie cheered, a dreamy smile on her face, her eyes glazing over as she stared off into nothing. Truth be told, Bonnie could've stayed that way forever. Just thinking of that wonderful afternoon. But then Bonnie heard a cough. Not a ping, but a cough. Bonnie busted out of her stupor and glared at the one who did it. Thankfully, they were behind the laptop and therefore out of its sight.

"Anyway...I've decided to continue this new business model of mine. Everyone," Bonnie announced as she got up off her bed, swerving the laptop around to the other side of the room. Revealing not one, but two other people. A man, and a recently legally adult woman. Bonnie raised her hand to them both as she pulled out a small card from her breast pocket. The purple princess shook her head as she read the card aloud. "My BFF, who couldn't decide on a name, so we'll just call her 'cheerleader'. The other... oh god- NotHegoHeroOfGo-City. Yes."

"I-Indeed, c-citizen." He stuttered, nervously. His eyes directly at the camera, as his body twitched, robotic and stiff. "T-Tis I, HEGO! Hero of GoCit- Whoop. S-Sorry. I-I meant, NOT- Hego. Hero of Go city."

"Phaaah!" She snorted, giggling. "And I'm the cheerleader. Hi everybody."

"Oh, god." Bonnie groaned at her guests, wondering why in hell did she ever think this was a good idea. The purple princess quietly sighed as she gave the two another look. 'This is gonna suck.'