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Entranced
Chapter 5: She's Gonna Get Her Man (whether he likes it or not)
Vlad was running desperately in the woods, to get away from his self-proclaimed girlfriend who was chasing him like a wolf chases it's prey.
"MOVING! GOTTA KEEP MOVING!..."He said desperately as he kept running for his life.
All the while, Alicia kept chasing him like this was a game of tag.
"I'm gonna catch ya, Love Muffin and when I do, I'm gonna give ya'll another big kiss!..."Alicia said playfully.
That just made Vlad run even faster!
Alicia giggled as she kept running, almost skipping as they continued their little game.
"Wait for me, my little honey badger!..."Alicia said, as she kept chasing him.
"So not happening!..."Vlad thought in dismay, as he kept running as far as his feet could carry him.
Vlad ran towards a nearby tree and didn't think twice climbing it to get away from his "girlfriend". The desperate villain climbed the tree, hoping he can hide.
However, that's when he saw who was sitting on top. Once he got to the top branch, he was horrified to see that Alicia was already there.
"I give up, Vladdie. You sure got me treed!..." Alicia said with a smile.
Vlad's panic was replaced with confusion over what she had just said.
"What did you just say?..." Vlad asked.
"Treed. It means bein' trapped or cornered..." Alicia explained.
"Then... why did you say I cornered you?.." Vlad asked, not getting it.
"Because... I'm in a tree..." She pointed out, like it was obvious.
"Yes, but how is it this is the one scenario you picked an archaic way of- wait...how the heck did you get up here before I did?!..."Vlad asked, not understanding.
"Sugar, I've been climbing trees since before I started my schoolin'. Me and Maddie used to have tree climbing contests when we were kids and I won most of them..."Alicia said proudly.
"I...see..."Vlad said, not sure what else to say before common sense kicked, alerting him to the fact his nightmare was in front of him.
"Wait...why am I talking about this with you?!..." He questioned, ready to go back down but the burly woman misunderstood him.
"You're right. There's enough about that. We're both sitting in a tree...and ya'll know what that means..."Alicia said, as she puckered her lips at him.
Realizing that he was still in danger, Vlad panicked before jumping off of the tree and running for it. Alicia climbed down as quickly as possible and followed him.
"Come back here, Honey Bunny! I ain't done with you yet!..."Alicia teased, as she went after him.
She did, however, give him a little head start since she found this chase to be fun. Vlad didn't notice, as he was just desperate to get away from her.
"I need to play keep away long enough for my powers to return!..."He thought, as he tried to run into a denser part of the forest to lose her.
However, he felt his body weaken with each step as his heart rate went up. The man had to pause for a break, knowing he could not do anything if tired.
Vlad soon hid behind a large oak tree to catch his breath. He was sweating and panting heavily.
For all his powers, his human form had not been trained much recently. There hasn't been much weight nor cardio workout in the past twenty years other than some minor jogging at most, but it was nothing compared to this.
After all, the man's pride in his powers keeping his focus preoccupied, for the most part. And now, it was coming back to bite him in the butt.
"I...I...I really...should go to the gym in case of a next time..."He panted, tired.
He leaned against a tree as his vision blurred. Soon, the forest turned to ectoplasm as a familiar figure appeared. He barely noticed, due to some side effects acting up again.
"What are you doing!?…"The vampiric figure of Vlad Plasmius appeared in front of the human, glaring at him.
"You're Vlad Masters, no other words, the man who made himself over twenty years. This woman can't be anything threatening to you!…"The hallucination yelled at him.
"I—pant—haven't gone to the gym...in a while…"Masters retorted, sweating a lot now.
"Did you have to?! All those years strengthening your powers also strengthen your body! Ghost powers or not, remember what we trained for? What was taken from us!?…"The figment of his imagination yelled at him.
"Yeah, Vlad. You're too amazing for this!~..."Was heard.
Vlad Masters turned to see Maddie Fenton, spandex and all, glaring at him. She smirked with a coy shake of her hips. Vlad gasped in joy and grinned as soon as he saw her. His lust for her rose the moment his eyes landed on the love of his life.
"Maddie, it's you! Oh, thank goodness! You're a sight for sore eyes!..."Vlad said, his rationality soon gone as he was just happy to see someone who wasn't Alicia.
"So are you, Handsome. Come here, Honey!..."Maddie said as she opened up her arms, beckoning him to come to her.
Vlad, not caring about how illogical this whole thing was and remained blissfully overjoyed as he ran to the woman whom he had wanted for half his life.
"My darling! You've come for me!..."He shouted in a lovesick, demented way as he went to her.
Puck who was still watching him, saw this and laughed.
"Oh...looks like the other side effects are kicking in. This is gonna be hilarious. I better record this for later for future generations..."The fairy said, as he took another bite of his popcorn as he was recording this entire show.
Vlad rushed towards Maddie and basically jumped at her, pushing her to the ground.
"I just knew that you'd come to your senses sooner or later, my love!..."He said, as he embraced whom he thought was the only woman he ever loved.
However, Maddie just giggled and pulled him in for a kiss. Vlad kissed her back, but soon felt that something was wrong.
"Wait...why does this feel familiar? And awful? And why do I taste a rather unpleasant aftertaste of rustic grilled meat on her lips?..."Vlad thought, as he slowly opened his eyes.
He gasped in horror and pulled back once he was that it was Alicia who he was kissing. Alicia, who was surprised by how he jumped and kissed her, just giggled.
"Jeepers Vlad, you're such an animal. But two can play that game..."Alicia giggled as she went right back into kissing him.
Vlad struggled as he pulled away from her. He covered his mouth in mortification and looked ready to retch. However, he settled for running away again.
Alicia giggled as she thought he was playing a couple's game with her.
"Men...they are such teasers...but it's cute on him..."Alicia said, before she went back to the chase.
With Vlad
"MUST. RUN. AWAY. FROM. THAT. MAD WOMAN!..."Vlad thought as he rubbed his mouth furiously, as he kept running.
He spotted a nearby cave and gasped as he found a hiding place.
"Sanctuary!..."He thought, as he ran inside.
He was now inside the dark cave. It was pitch black and he couldn't see anything, but he was relieved that Alicia isn't here.
"Safe at last. Now, I just have to hide here until the potion wears off and then I am saved..."He whispered to himself, but soon left himself back into something.
He paused as he felt something press against his back. He felt that it was breathing, and he felt a sinking feeling in his stomach as he realized that he was not alone in here.
"It's either a grizzly bear...or Alicia...please, PLEASE let it be the grizzly bear!..."Vlad thought in dread while mentally crossing his fingers.
"AHA! There you are!..."Alicia's voice echoed through the cave, and Vlad let out a scream.
There was the sound of a struggle, yells and kissing sounds and signing echoed throughout the entire cave. Some of Alicia's neighbor, including a middle aged, hillbilly couple walked by and heard this.
"You hear that?..."The husband said, as they heard the sound of kissing and light moaning.
He frowned.
"Geez...I guess they couldn't find a room..."He said, while his wife giggled.
"Aw, that's sweet. Reminds me of the good ol' days. Don't it, Jeb?..."The wife said, sending him a teasing look.
"Yeah, but Daisy..."He paused as he the kissing sounds and moaning continued.
"Let's just hope they have the decency of stopping at just smoochin' in there. Otherwise, Pastor Crawford might be called to hitch'em if the gals Daddy finds out about this..."He said.
"Aw, don't be such a stick in the mud, Hon. It's good to be young and in love, even in a cave. Still...nothing wrong with a little necking in the dark. After all, that's how I got me a husband..."His wife said with a hinting voice.
Her husband had no response for that, the hillbilly couple soon left, deciding to give the "other couple" some privacy.
Just after they left, Vlad, who's face was caked with Alicia's lipstick, managed to break free of her grasp and tried to escape the cave, and her clutches.
"SOMEONE HELP ME! I-...AHHHHH!..."Vlad screamed, as he didn't even make it half out the cave.
Alicia grabbed his foot and yanked him back inside for more kissing and cuddling.
"You ain't going no place, lover boy. All that chasing made me want ya even more!..."The lovesick woman said, as she held him in a tight hug and kissed his right cheek three times.
Vlad struggled, as he dug his hand in the dirt in a failed attempt to get away from her. However, without his powers, he was basically helpless right now.
"I gotta escape before the potion's effect kicks in again..."He thought in a panic.
He tried to get out of her amorous clutches yet again, but Alicia was too strong and too into what she was doing to the mortified Vlad as she kept pulling him in for more.
"Oh, Love Muffin. I loves ya, so much!..."Alicia sighed, as she trailed kisses from his forehead to his chin.
"Alicia, please-!..."Vlad's protests were cut off when she kissed him again.
He tried to struggle out of her grasp, but she was holding him in a bone crushing hug that made it impossible to escape from and difficult to even breath now.
"Choking...not breathing!..."He thought, as he took a much needed breath after she pulled away for a moment.
However, Alicia wasn't done yet, as she kissed him again several times on the lips, each one longer than the last. She stopped for a moment to catch her breath. Vlad wanted to escape, but he couldn't since she was pinning him and he couldn't push her off.
"Whoowee, Vladdy! That was fun...but...I'm itchin' for a little more!..."Alicia said, with a smirk.
"What is she talking about?!..."Vlad thought, dread filling him.
"You've been so much fun and all but...maybe...it's time to take this relationship to the next level..."She said, fluttering her eyelashes at him.
"Next level?!..."Vlad exclaimed, but was forced to watch something horrible in his eyes.
Alicia rolled up her sleeves to show off more of her arms, she shook her hair to make her hair fall loose from it's usual hairstyle, and she unbuttoned the first three buttons of her shirt, showing off some of her cleavage, thinking that she was being alluring towards him, unaware that wasn't the effect that she was having on him right now.
Vlad was horrified, and getting a REALLY bad feeling about this.
"What are you doing?!..."He exclaimed, trying to get out.
"Oh...just getting me my prize for winnin' our lil old game...and you'll like this prize too, Lover boy..."Alicia said, as she pulled out her lipstick and applied it.
Vlad managed to crawl out from under her and ran outside the cave. He kept running, any distance he had would help him, even if it meant just barely dodging. Unfortunately for him, he ended up tripping over a rock and ended up basically crashing into a tree.
"Ouch! F...fudge buckets!..."Vlad muttered, but it was too late.
"Found ya!..."Alicia said playfully, as she caught up to him.
"AHHHH!..."Vlad screamed as he jumped away, pretty sure that he had almost had a heart attack just now.
Alicia just giggled, not registering his distress and misinterpreted it as shyness and playfulness.
"You're right. That cave might have been dark but it was kinda dank and creepy. It's much nicer out here..."Alicia said, as she grabbed him.
"Get away!..."Vlad said, as he struggled but the hillbilly woman thought he was just playing hard to get again.
"Why would I? When I finally gots a handsome stud like you in my arms?..."Alicia said with a giggle as she pinned him to the tree, trapping him.
She was holding him in a possessive grip, and the hillbilly woman made it obvious that she has no intentions of letting him go.
"Get ready for some...special home cookin', Lover boy..."She said, as she licked her lips, indicating what she has planned for him.
Vlad gasped in horror and felt like a stone just dropped in his stomach as the color drained from his face.
"No! Not that! Anything but that!..."He thought in horror.
He tried to speak up but Alicia grabbed his face and unintentionally made his lip pucker, silencing him and ridding him of any escape.
"Put those lips together, and make like them gold fish, Sweetie Pie!..."Alicia said, as she fluttered her eyes at him, a passionate gleam in them.
Vlad wanted to beg for his freedom but he couldn't due to her grip on him. He was trapped!
"Oh Vladdy~..." Alicia cooed as she leaned forward, her lips puckered out.
Vlad tried harder to struggle out her grasp but it was no use.
"Oh no! Oh no-..."His thoughts were cut off, as the amorous mountain woman then pulled him towards her until she practically smashed her mouth on his.
As soon as she kissed him on the lips, Vlad involuntarily gasped, which gave Alicia the chance that she wanted. Alicia started to moan now, and Vlad knew what that meant. The evil wanted to brace himself but didn't know how to do so for this situation.
"Ooh..."Alicia let out a small moan and "her boyfriend's" widen when he felt her tongue down his throat, claiming it as her own.
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!....."Vlad barely thought, since he was trying to ignore Alicia's tongue invading his mouth.
And that was a difficult feat, as she pushed him deeper into the tree, bringing their mouth's closer as she deepened the kiss. Her eyes were closed as she moaned loudly but Vlad's were wide open as she continued to try and dominate him like this.
"Mmmm..."Alicia groaned passionately as she played some one-sided tonsil hockey as Vlad could only stand there.
He couldn't even move now, as he had no choice but to take it as the enamored woman kept kept kissing him deeply against his will. Vlad still was frozen but as the kiss continued, he lost all motion in his limps as Alicia continued to dominate him and express her love for him at the same time.
Whether he liked it or not.
He just remained like this as the lovesick woman continued to kiss him like there was no tomorrow, moaning louder as she kept smooching him and squeezing him in her tight hug.
"Mmmmmmmmmm..."Alicia moaned in the middle of this kiss, making it obvious that she was enjoying this very much.
This continued for a VERY long time until-
"MUAH!~..."
Soon Alicia separated from him to take a breath, looking satisfied for the time being. The same could not be said about her "boyfriend".
Vlad had fallen to the ground, motionless with a large smear of her lipstick was visible on his mouth. His face was sporting a very uncomfortable red blush, but it was nothing compared to his sudden paleness and wide eyes, with one of them twitching a bit.
He was completely motionless with the exception of small trembling his body was making, as if he was struck by lightning...and not in the GOOD way people feel when they get kissed like that.
"Oh..."He let out, feeling violated by the VERY unwanted kiss.
Alicia, on the other hand, had a dreamy, content look before sporting a big grin on blushing face. She touched her lips and giggled uncontrollably, acting more like a lovesick school girl than a fully grown woman.
"Whoa baby! What a kisser!..."Alicia said amorously before turning to her boyfriend was still reeling in the kiss.
"Why...couldn't...it...be...with...Maddie?..."Vlad thought with his right eye still twitching, feeling ready to lose his lunch at any moment.
After a few moments of being in shock, Vlad blinked and began to regain his normal functions, just in time for his girlfriend to grab him again.
"Ready for round two, Sweetheart...cuz I sure am!..."She said, ready for more kissing.
"Wait...please!..."Vlad begged, but Alicia already pulled him in for a smooch.
Vlad tried to push her off, but she was too strong.
"NOT AGAIN!..."Vlad thought, but to his horror, his body stopped pushing against her..and instead...wrapped his arms around her and pulled her closer.
"WAIT?! NO! DON'T TELL ME THAT I'M FALLING UNDER THE POTION'S EFFECT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN! NOT NOW!..."He thought in horror, as his own body let out a moan as soon as Alicia's tongue entered his mouth again.
"Mmmm..."Vlad said, as he mimicked her movements this time, while the lovesick woman seemed to enjoy.
Alicia pulled away for a moment, and sent him bedroom eyes.
"Glad to see that your not playin' hard to get now..."She said, while the villain just grinned at her.
"Who would want to get away from you, Darling?..."Vlad said, sounding suave.
"I DO! I'D RATHER BE SWIMMING IN THE RIVER OF REVULSION IN THE GHOST ZONE THAN BE HERE!..."He thought internally, while his body ignored him again.
Vlad sent her a lustful grin, as he grabbed her, changed their positions and pulled her into a kiss. Alicia was taken back by this and was pleased as she got into it.
"Oh, Vladdy. You sure know how to take a gal's breath away..."Alicia said breathlessly, as soon as he pulled away.
"Oh, you have no idea...my sweet..."Vlad said, as he kissed her again, while his subconscious was demanding him to run away right now.
The two lovers remained like that for about ten minutes, taking part of a passionate kiss and Frenching.
"Mmm...Oh, Vladdy-kins...I love you..."Alicia whispered in between the kissing, loving every moment of this.
"And I you, Darling..."Vlad said, as he kissed her cheek, and then went to her lips again.
"Oh...you..."Alicia let out, as she eagerly returned his kisses.
"Please end this torment!..."Vlad thought internally, desperate to escape this agonizing torture.
However, his pleas were ignored, as Alicia continued to french him more and his body reciprocated her actions due to the potions effects.
Puck saw the whole thing and was still recording, he snickered as he knew how miserable the halfa was feeling right now and how much he deserved it.
"What a cute couple...not! I'd hate to see what their kids one day..." The male fairy joked, loving the karma his enemy is enduring right now.
"Who knows? Maybe this will teach him that it's not nice to put the moves on a married woman or a woman who made it clear that she rejected you, illegally install camera's in that same woman's house...or take thousands of pictures of her without her consent..."He said, knowing that he had this coming.
"Still, this will make a nice home movie for them/and or blackmail if I ever need to take him down a peg again..."The fairy said, as he continued to record this.
Back with the "couple"
Vlad and Alicia continued to make out for another 5 minutes, before Alicia separated for a moment.
"One second, Love Bird. Gotta catch my breath..."Alicia said, separating for the time being.
"I understand, D...Darl-...Alicia!..."Vlad said, as he blinked as he seemed to be coming out of something
He felt the effects dimming again and he no longer had the desire to kiss this woman or behave the very way that he wished that he could around her young sister.
"Is it wearing off again?!..."Vlad thought hopefully, while the hillbilly woman planted another kiss on him, before he could escape.
She pulled back with an audible "muah" and grinned at the mortified man.
"Man, that was hot...but we ain't over yet, Honey Buns..."Alicia said as she fanned herself after another french kiss, and pulled out her lipstick again.
Vlad saw that lipstick as if it was the electric chair, and wasted no time. He took that opportunity to flee while his unwanted admirer applied the dreaded thing on her lips.
Alicia saw that Vlad was no longer in her arms and was running away. She blinked, but misunderstood his intentions again.
"You lil rascal you. Wanna play tag again? Alright, I'm gamed!..."Alicia said, as she chased after him yet again.
Puck saw this and shook his head.
"When is Plasmius ever gonna learn? You just can't escape true love...or karma!..."He said, as he snickered again.
Meanwhile
With Vlad
The evil villain was desperate to escape the woods, as well as Alicia.
He was trying hard not to retch over what he was just subjected to, and with whom.
"I'd give half my fortune for mouthwash right now!..."He thought, his face still tinged green but he couldn't even stop to retch as Alicia was still chasing him.
"Come back here, Dreamboat! You can't get away from me!..."Alicia said in a teasing way as she kept chasing him.
"I CAN TRY!..."Vlad yelled, desperate to escape that madwoman who was obsessed with him.
Vlad ran and soon hid in a nearby bush to hide from her, but Alicia followed him there.
"Peak a boo, Dreamboat!..."Alicia said, terrifying him.
"AHHH!..."Vlad yelled, as he jumped out of the bush and ran again, desperate to get away from her.
Alicia thought he was teasing her, and decided to tease back.
"You can't get away from me, Lover boy. I'm all yours for good!..."She said, thinking that she was being flirtatious.
Her words had the opposite effect and Vlad just kept running in the other direction.
"SOMEBODY SAVE ME! THERE IS NO WAY WHAT I HAVE DONE WARRANTS A PUNISHMENT LIKE THIS!..."Vlad said to himself, as he kept running.
Puck heard this and frowned.
"You don't get to decide that, Mr. I'll try and kill the only friend I ever had to steal his wife, who never even liked me as anything more than a friend and try to make her kids my slaves and even clone one of them kids and basically treat her like a tool to throw away. If anything, this is tamed compared to what crimes you've committed..."Puck scoffed, as he continued to watch this.
Vlad soon seemed to get a decent distance from her, but he suddenly felt weaker and exhausted as he panted heavily.
"I feel tired…"The villain said, feeling light headed and a bit winded.
Vlad collapsed into the grassy ground, his face landing in mud. He got up slowly, boiling with more rage as he began wiping his face.
"Well, at least the mud was soft, BUT ITS NOT HEALTHY!Even so, while it's less disgusting than that mad woman's lips...it's still disgusting! Oh, why did that stupid fairy do this?..." Vlad cried into hands, now feeling bumps on his face.
Dragging his face down, the man sighed as he tried to compose himself, combing back his hair, only to feel a small patch of baldness and some of his hair now in his hand.
"Oh no, more side effects! This can't be good…" The man knelt down with his hands on his stomach as he felt pressure building. "And this is worse!…"He said, worried that this might be another side effect from that accursed potion.
"Vladdy-Kin's, where are you?…"Alicia sing-songed.
From out of nowhere, the woman heard the loudest, wettest, longest pass of gas she ever heard. It lasted for sixty-seven seconds before the rip finally subsided.
"Huh?…well…that's one way to answer…I guess…"Alicia said, looking grossed out.
"How mortifying!..."Vlad said with shame, but soon recalled that he is still in danger and tried to run again, ignoring how tired and sweaty he was feeling.
It got even worse, as Puck saw all of this and laughed harder as he got all of that on film...as he kept recording the villains humiliation and his pathetic attempts to run away from his fate.
"Oh man, no wonder he became a villain and not a football player! This is just sad!..."The fairy laughed, munching on his freshly made popcorn as he continued to watched the disgraced villain's misery and humiliation.
Alicia, despite being grossed out, decided to go after him and check if he's alright.
"Are you alright, Honey? If you got an upset stomach, I can make you my granny's old medicine...I just need to find some crawdads, sow's belly and wild herbs to make a soup..."Alicia said.
"Leave me alone!..."Vlad yelled, as he kept running, and ignoring the sudden urge to drink chocolate milk.
"You don't need to be embarrassed around me, Peach pie! Despite all that, I still love you..."Alicia said, as he kept chasing him
"Why me?!..."Vlad bemoaned, as he worried about the rest of the side effects from the potion.
"If I make it out of here in one piece, then I'm going to work on my cardio along with other necessities too. After I destroy the ones who did this to me!..."Vlad internally pleaded, as he kept trying to escape his misfortune and humiliation.
Puck, however, smirked as he continued to enjoy the show.
"Keep dreaming, Vladdy. This is nowhere near over yet!..."The male fairy said with a smirk, as he kept laughing and enjoying his torment.
-To be continued-
Next time on Entranced
It Keeps Getting Worse (For Vlad)
A/N(1): I dedicate this chapter to my family, my friends and my love for God :)
A/N(2): Special thanks to NeoMark, 61394, Jay The Average Fanboy and BeConfuzzled Writer and for all their help. You guys rock :)
REPLIES to my loyal and totally awesome reviewer:
Themetavoorhes1996: Excuse me?
Jebest4781: Thank you :)
Invader Johnny: Yeah.
Danifan3000: I guess that we will have to wait and see what happens.
RonaldM40196867:
1) You got that right.
2) Sorry, no spoilers. I guess that we will have to wait and see what happens.
3) I'll consider it, thanks for the suggestion.
4) Yes.
5) Probably.
6) Unlikely.
JDF Legacier Morphicon: Thank you :)
Here are my responses to your questions:
1) I liked how she thanked Maddie for the anniversary for her divorce in her debut episode.
2) It might have been interesting.
3) She probably ended up in a work related accident.
4) Maybe Wyatt from 6Teen, mostly since he is one of my favorites.
5) Danny might have his own motorcycle.
Luiz4200: Probably.
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