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"Hey! Did you guys hear the news?" Carter asked his fellow Viking companions. "Alessandro has been hospitalized. And Charlie has been put into isolation two days ago."

"SERIOUSLY?!" gasped Rocky.

"Yeah, and Sun Lee has been summoned by his superiors for this."

"W-Well, it's not THAT big of a surprise it ended that way," said the Immortal. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"*SCOFF* Two Pandora fighting until one gets hospitalized?" scoffed Christopher. "How such irregular behavior can be tolerated, I will NEVER seem to solve. The Pandora have a lot to learn. Well, I suppose Dr. Aoi this better than anyone else, so that might be why she proposed us Vikings as the main fighting force, right?" he asked as he turned around to leave.

"Yo, dreadhead!" Rocky called out. "I couldn't understand a single you said, and quite frankly, I wanna wanna even BOTHER understanding them!"

"You did TOO!" the dreaded boy turned around a got into his face. "All I did was say that you were all gonna get replaced by US someday."

"Arlight, knock it off, you guys!" Carter quickly got between them to stop a potential fight. "I think one Pandora fight is enough, you two."

As Rocky and Christopher glared into each others guys and emitted sparks in between them, Satellite felt herself being tapped on the shoulder, causing his to him to turn around to see who it was (and since he didn't freak out, I'm sure pretty sure you know who it was).

"Hey, Lite-senpai," Kazuha whispered. "Do you think you and I could go someplace so we could talk in private?"

Hearing Kazuha's request, the Pandora punk could feel something pushing up against the inside of his zipper as he began thinking about something...


"SAY WHAT?!" gasped Satellite outside. "Dr. Aoi wants to see me?!"

"Yeah..." Kazuha scratched the back of her head. "I kinda told her that you were my official partner, and she asked me to meet you in person."

Satellite's face became fearful.

"I-I mean," his Limiter began, "you don't HAVE to—"

"I'd LOVE to!"

"Y-You DO?" Kazuha became shocked at with she heard.

"Yeah, is it really THAT big of a deal? I think it'd be a GREAT honor for a Pandora!"


"Genetics ultimately decided that Charlie has to be in isolation," Creed explained to Arnold. "But I'm not letting it—"

"SHUT UP!" Arnold yelled at both Creed and Igor. "Whether we like it or not, we have to wait...for now."


Kazuha and Satellite stood outside Dr. Aoi's house wear casual clothing; in fact, Satellite himself was wearing completely different clothing: he wore blue jeans, a white shirt, a red plaid short-sleeve button-up shirt over it, no earring, and a black short-haired wig on his head; this was to hide his punk appearance. "Uh, Kazuha," said the Untouchable King nervously, "thanks for loaning me your brother's clothing."

"...Lite-senpai, are you sure you don't want to go dressed in your own attire?" asked his Limiter. "I mean, it's not what's on the OUTside, it's what's on the INside."

"I-I KNOW! But haven't you forgotten?" Satellite soon became frantic. "I'm a bastard of the man who financed the whole Pandora project, my stepmother hated me for it, my younger half-sister sexually abused me to the point that I hated so much as being bumped into, I caused a lot of shit around the town where I went to boarding school, my mother died of illness, I was an alleged serial rapist, my father forced me to be a Pandora because of my growing crime records, my killed six Pandora in training, AND I GOT SUSPENDED FROM EAST GENETICS FOR ALLEGEDLY FUCKING A—"

*SLAP*

"RELAX!" Kazuha yelled after slapping her partner. "*SIGH* Lite-senpai," she said as she placed his hands on his shoulders, "I know everybody else sees you as monster, but deep down, I know you're actually a good kid with a rough life—I mean, you like a sheep in wolves clothing. Just...be yourself, and everything wil be fine. I like you as you are, I sure grandmother will too..."

"*SIGH*...Thanks, Kazuha," the Pandora punk whispered warmly, "but I think I'll stick with what I got..."


"Welcome." Dr. Aoi sat in her kimono as Kazuha and Satellite sat on their knees.

"Yo, foods almost ready," the cook said from within the other room while peering his head out, "so PLEASE don't start a long conversation, Aoi-dono."

"...Kazuha, what the fuck is Sun Lee doing here," the Untouchable King whispered to his Limiter.

"...I don't know..." answered Kazuha.

"Well," explained Dr. Aoi all of a sudden, "since the time he and I were in America, he's been my personal chef in his off-time; his cooking is actually amazing. That side, when I heard that you were Howard L. Bridget's illegitimate son, I started wondering what kind of fox you would be, and yet you look...NOTHING like that at all. I mean, I thought you'd have a more dignified appearance as his son, but you look MORE like a puppy."

"Aw, thanks, Aoi-do—"

"Ginger! PLEASE call me 'Ginger'!" Dr. Aoi insisted. "Anyways, you're was, uh...what's it again? It's on the tip of my tou—SATELLITE! I must say, Satellite-kun, that name—

"Lite! PLEASE call me 'Lite'; my brother gave me that nickname when I was still a kid."

"Okay, then, Lite-kun—"

"Just Lite, I'm not so slanted-eyed as the bloody Koreans."

"I HEARD that," said Sun while peering out his head in annoyance.

Satellite quickly hung his head with extremely red cheeks. "...Sorry..."

"Very well then...Lite," continued Kazuha's grandmother. "Anyways, I must say that I've actually known your father for quite a long time. I mean, you'd know better that your father is NOT like any other normal man; in fact, you father was the only person in my life..to be able to withstand suck a long relationship with me. I first met him when he was about YOUR age. He was actually SO immature and PERVY that he tried to look under my skirt at my panties once. And his FIRST son, he was even WORSE: HE tried to STEAL my panties once."

"GRANDMOTHER!" Kazuha snapped in embarrassment.

"THAT is the reason why I thought you'd be the same as him," Dr. Aoi continued uninterrupted. "Luckily, I was WRONG; my first of you has been VERY good. Your calm, peaceful look...reminds me of your mother..."

"Aw, that's sweet." Embarrassed, Satellite scratched the back of his head. "But my sister Louisa actually looks more like her than ME."

"Oh no, I think you understand. I'm not talking about your STEPmother, I talking about your REAL mother: Noelle Alongrutch."

"Oh, I guess she knows about Lite-senpai's background." Kazuha gave a somber look at her Limiter.

"What's wrong, Kazuha?" Dr. Aoi asked her granddaughter. "Didn't Life already tell you about that?"

"W-Well, the fact of the matter is that it has nothing to do with our relationship! I don't really care if he's a prince, or a nobleman, or a bum, or even my bro...IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER, GRANDMOTHER!"

Shocked by what his Limiter said, Satellite gave a relieved smile.

"Ah, so you chose him to join the L. Bridget family?" asked Kazuha's grandmother.

"N-NO!"

"Then that means...you're dying to have him fuck your tits!"

Satellite's jaw instantly dropped to ground while blood started running down his nose as he started thinking about what Dr. Aoi said.

"GRANDMOTHER!" Kazuha screamed as she got up.

"I mean, after all, if HE has been thinking about that..."

"GRANDMOTHER!"

"...you could make you porno right now, I got my—"

*SLAP* *SLIDE*

"Alright, everyone, dinner's ready!" Sun suddenly entered the room with trays of food, only to discover one teenage boy and one elderly woman (with a red hand print on her cheek) in the room. "Where did Kazuha go?"

"She left," Satellite said before pointing at Dr. Aoi, "because SHE started trying to whore her our to me."

"Well, now that SHE is gone," Dr. Aoi said in a sudden serious voice, "you can take that wig now, Lite."

"...'Wig'? "WHAT 'wig'?"

"I think she's referring to THIS." While serving a tray of Korean food in front of Satellite, Sun presented him with the black-haired wig he was wearing.

"Oh, THIS!" Satellite exclaimed as he took back his wig and handed it to his Limiter's grandmother. "Well, if you wanted to wear it, all you had to do was a-a-a-a-"

While looking at the wig, Satellite's eyeballs suddenly disappeared as his mouth became upside-down trapezoid-shaped. Using his free hand, He moved it up to the top of his head, where he felt one half of his head with spiked-up hair, and the other completely bald...

"ACK!" He frantically positioned his—

"Don't bother!" Dr. Aoi demanded with crossed arms. "Like I said: I've known your father since he was YOUR age, and she told everything about you...EVERYTHING about you..."

In that moment, Sun suddenly yanked off Satellite's shirts, exposing his six-pack abs—as well as his tattooed arm.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Satellite desperately tried to grab his shirts back.

"...Including your vandalism of Buckingham Palace, assaulting its guards just for the sake of 'making them bloody move', your constant class-cutting to attend Social Psycho concerts, and your rape charges..."

"Well, I was promised £500,000 to pay for me mum's medical bills; and I NEVER assaulted guards again; a-and Social Psycho is UK's hottest metal band right now, even rivaling that of Iron Maiden and Motörhead; and if..." Just then, Satellite realized something. "...and you know what?" he asked more calmly and seriously. "I'll give you the benefit of the doubt: if my father told you EVERYTHING about me, then I think he'd tell that those rape charges were—"

"And that's nothing to be ashamed of," Dr. Aoi said as she changed back to her cheery from earlier, puzzling the Untouchable King. "In fact, I should SHOW you something interesting..." With that, he began untying her kimono.

"WHOA! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" With more blood running down her nose, she quickly his her eyes with her fingers.

"It's okay, take a look."

At Dr. Aoi's request, Satellite slowly slid his fingers so he could look through the slits, and what he saw caused him to lower his hand: it was pear of breasts. "Holy fuck! She's Kazuha's grandmother, and she's just as big as her—no, I actually think she's—"

"No no no, not THERE," said Dr. Aoi all of a sudden. "Look ABOVE them."

At her command, Satellite looked above the breasts and saw a tattoo of a band logo: it was a skull with bat wing. "Is that..." the Pandora punk widened his eyes.

"That's right! When I was about YOUR age, Avenged Sevenfold was my favorite metal band of all time. In fact, during one of their concerts, while they were playing "Beast and the Harlot", I managed to sneak onstage and give the Rev a blowjob WHILE he was doing his drum solo. *SIGH* Those were the days..."

Satellite didn't know how to react aside from giving a shockingly troubled look.

"Ah ha ha ha ha hah! Re-helax, I'm just kidding. My parents would NEVER let me attend any of their concerts until my eighteenth birth; by that time, the Rev passed away but—wait, what am I talking about again? Oh, right! Look, the point is...you should pretend to be somebody that your NOT, Lite. If Kazuha likes you the way you are, then so do I. Okay?"

As soon as Dr. Aoi finished talking, Satellite finally said, "...Thank you, Dr. Aoi."


"Lite-senpai," Kazuha said with an apologetic bow, "I am DREADFULLY sorry about grandmother's behavior...AND about storming out and making you walk back home by yourself." She and Satellite were now right outside her dorm room. "If I had invited you to stay for the night, my grandmother would've probably started behaving even MORE stranger than before."

"Hey, don't let it get'cha down, Kazuha," contradicted the Pandora punk. "Dr. Aoi was actually very NICE to me...and even bigger than you..." Blood started drooling down his nose as he began imagining himself—

*SLAP*

"OW! Sorry!" he quickly snapped after being slapped by his Limiter. "Anyways, I'd really like to meet her again sometime. BYE!"

*ZOOM*

"*PANT* *PANT* *PANT*" Panting for embarrassment, Kazuha closed her eyes and smiled as she headed back into her room.


Back in her compound, Dr. Aoi looked out into the sky with a smile. "Well then, it seems like my attempt to advance their relationship is going quite well..."

End


I was planning on having Dr. Aoi's favorite metal band be Pantera. But the thing that I never knew that band (RIP ABBOTT brothers) until after I played the original Guitar Hero game. By that time, the band had broken up and guitarist Dimebag Darrell was murdered a year before Guiter Hero's release—not to mention that Darrell's older brother (Pantera drummer Vinnie Paul) passed away in 2018 AND the band reunited five years later withOUT the brothers.

On top of that, since Dr. Aoi was born the same year as me (not kidding: 1992), I figured a more modern day metal band like Avenged Sevenfold (whom I learned about after Rock Band 2) would be a much better fit for teenage metalheads. (RIP Rev)

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