Ok here's the next chapter and it tell a little bit of Razer past. Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day. I don't own Loonatics Unleashed. Just Razer.
Weathering Heights
It was a windy day in Acmetropolis. Razer was in his room with a sleepy Sliver on his bed while Razer was quietly playing his drums and quite voice singing Dynamite by TAIO CRUZ.
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
Saying AYO! Gotta let go!
I wanna celebrate and live my life,
Saying AYO! Baby, let's go!
I came to dance, dance, dance, dance
I hit the floor 'cause that's my plans, plans, plans, plans
I'm wearing all my favorite brands, brands, brands, brands
Give me some space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands
Yeah, yeah
'Cause it goes on and on and on...
And it goes on and on and on...
Yeah!
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
Saying AYO! Gotta let go!
I wanna celebrate and live my life,
Saying AYO! Baby, let's go!
'Cause we gon' rock this club,
We gon' go all night,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
'Cause I told you once,
Now I told you twice,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
I came to move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew
I'm in the club so I'm gonna do, do, do, do
Just what the luck, came here to do, do, do, do
Yeah, yeah
'Cause it goes on and on and on...
And it goes on and on and on...
Yeah!
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
Saying AYO! Gotta let go!
I wanna celebrate and live my life,
Saying AYO! Baby, let's go!
'Cause we gon' rock this club,
We gon' go all night,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
'Cause I told you once,
Now I told you twice,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
I'm gonna take it all,
I, I'm gonna be the last one standing.
Higher over all,
I, I'm gonna be the last one landing.
Cause I, I, I believe it,
And I, I, I I just want it all...
I just want it all...
I'm gonna put my hands in the air!
Hands, hands in the air!
Put your hands in the air!
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
Saying AYO! Gotta let go!
I wanna celebrate and live my life,
Saying AYO! Baby, let's go!
'Cause we gon' rock this club,
We gon' go all night,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
'Cause I told you once,
Now I told you twice,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
Lexi: Wow that's amazing.
Razer turn around to see Lexi and Rev watching.
Rev: Yeah. It was really good. You should perform on those concerts.
Razer look down and Silver woke up sadly because he heard what's going on.
Razer: I can't.
Lexi: Why not?
Razer: Even though my skills are good they wouldn't except me. When I first moved here people thought I was a mistake to be here.
It sadden them since they know what it feels like.
Lexi: We know what it feels like. We've been treated like that at school.
Razer: Pft. Your lucky you guys go to school.
Rev: What do you mean?
Razer: They wouldn't accept me at school, a job, heck I couldn't join the marines. They we're racist against raccoons. When I was on the different planets I got arrested 20 times for freaking out the civilians.
This shocks them.
Rev: You got arrested 20 times?
Razer: Actually 20 prisons.
Lexi: Woah. At least you were free.
Razer: You can put it like that. Some humans never appreciate raccoons. Ever heard of Misty Breeze?
Lexi: You mean the bossy and mean weather lady?
Razer: Yap. Two years ago she said that kids should stay away from me. You have to be a idiot times twelve to have a crush on her.
Lexi: Wow that's mean. What a minute was that you who pulled a stink bomb on her?
Razer snickers at this.
Razer: She should be careful what she said. So where is Ace, Slam, and Tech?
Rev: There up on the roof to fix the satellite.
Razer look outside the window and see falling off. But Razer caught him.
Razer: Gotcha.
Slam: Thanks.
Razer: What are friends for.
They went to the roof and Slam glare at Duck. Then All of a sudden, a woman with turquoise hair landed in the satellite dish and slid right down grabbing onto the antenna for dear life.
Razer: (annoyed) Oh boy.
Duck: Gasp! Misty Breeze!
A little later, the Loonatics were using their jet packs to go and investigate what had happened at City Hall Plaza when Misty was getting ready to broadcast the weather news.
Ace: Misty and her crew were broadcasting from City Hall Plaza.
Duck: I just don't get it. Who would ever want to harm the lovely Misty Breeze?
Lexi: Anybody who's ever met her.
Razer: Ten times with Lex.
Duck: Jealous?
Razer: (whispers to Lexi) We found our idiot.
Then, Zadavia's hologram face appeared on a television screen on the side building.
Zadavia: Loonatics, we're receiving reports that a strange weather phenomenon materializing all over the planet.
Ace: Say Zadavia, isn't monitoring the weather more of a job for-
Duck: Misty Breeze?
Zadavia: Not this kind of weather. You better move fast, Loonatics. Zadavia out.
Once the Loonatics arrived at City Hall Plaza, they found a large news van turned over on its side. Slam lifted the van up and out fell a man in green and yellow shades lying on his back, yet he was traumatized by the events that occurred.
Crewman: Paula…assistant…the script…Misty…wet hair…crazy weather…storm…Misty gone!
Ace: I'm gonna need some more words there pal. Got any verbs?
Lexi: Here's one, look!
At the top of a building close by, there stood a blue skinned lady with glowing pink eyes and wearing a purple dress. She was enclosed in her own glowing oval surrounded by dark storm clouds and lightning.
Weather Vane: No stealing MY thunder, Loonatics! BACK OFF!
Crewman: That's her! That's Paula! (runs away)
Weather Vane: Cloud Creatures, put these heroes in a fog!
The dark clouds lowered to the ground and materialized into cloud monsters, surrounding the Loonatics.
Tech: Amazing!
Razer: (to Tech) Tech, the one thing I know about good guys is that you don't compliment the enemy.
Ace: Was this in the forecast?
Duck: Ooh, scary clouds. What, are you gonna stop us from getting a tan?
The cloud monster growled and grabbed hold of Duck.
Duck: Maybe stop us breathing!
Tech: Ok Chief, what's the plan?
Ace: We kick some clouds!
He jumped up and kicked the cloud's face off, but the cloud monster grabbed Ace's foot.
Ace: Hey, watch the foot! It's lucky!
Slam leapt forward and chomped the cloud's arm off, freeing Ace. Before Slam could attack another cloud monster, one suddenly tackled him from the side.
Meanwhile, Rev was running around a cloud monster in circles. Razer kept blasting electrical shots at them.
Rev: Here's something you don't see on a sunny day. I could be wrong, but it looks like they're alive. How is that possible? Clouds are just for making rain, not striking terror into the hearts of the city.
The cloud monster had enough as it slammed its fist to the ground, causing Rev to fall forward. Razer was also hit by the monster into a wall.
Razer: I really hate those things.
Weather Vane: Let's pump up the clouds and bring in the fog!
She raised her arms and fog descended from the dark cloudy sky, surrounding the Loonatics. The fog proved to be more effective as it was hard for the Loonatics to fight with the cloud creatures. Lexi got hit when looking for the cloud creature she was fighting with.
Ace used his laser vision to blast through the cloud creature, but the laser beam also struck Tech in the bottom, as the coyote jumped into the air clutching his tail in pain.
Tech: Yeow!
Ace: Oops. Very sorry there, Tech.
Rev: Ace, my internal radar can't distinguish between what is cloud creature and what is fog and it's getting pretty hard to avoid their GRIP!
A cloud creature had grabbed Rev. Ace told Slam to rescue Rev, and Slam spun into a tornado, sucking up fog and fighting off the cloud creatures.
Ace: Slam one, cloud nothing!
Razer: Totally agree with you on that.
Weather Vane: (screams in agony) Clouds of Thunder, destroy them!
A cloud monster came at Lexi as she cartwheeled backwards. She eyed a fire hydrant and brain blasted the hydrant to erupt water straight into the cloud creature.
Lexi: Clouds absorb water! And to think I only got a B in science.
Ace: That's great Lexi, but you sure you wanna make him bigger?
But the cloud creature wailed in pain as it grew from its size and consumed more water. Its evil face vanished and it faded into nothingness.
Lexi: Whoa!
Razer: Definitely.
Rev: Oh! I wanna try that! Let me try that! I wanna try that! Here it goes!
He ran towards a water fountain and splashed water into the cloud creature's face. Razer wanted to try it too, as he used his gun zapped at the waist of a merman statue to shoot water at another cloud creature. Seeing what the others did, Duck created a water egg and stuck it in the cloud creature's mouth. The cloud creature exploded in orange liquid, which Duck had tasted.
Duck: Hmm, orange juice will do the trick too.
Razer taste it too.
Razer: Not bad.
Weather Vane: Pesky duck!
She fired a lightning bolt near Duck, causing him to jump into Slam's arms.
Weather Vane: You may have won this round, Loonatics, but I'm the star here! (to cameraman) Keep that camera pointed at me! I've got breaking news! Here me, Acmetropolis! I am Weather Vane! And tonight, there is a one hundred percent chance of destruction!
From the sky came thunder and lightning. Weather Vane blasted several lightning bolts at the Loonatics.
Commercial break at this point.
Weather Vane: Here's a news flash for you, and it's a real shock!
Tech pushed a button on his jetpack and a lightning rod emerged. The rod drew up the power of the lightning bolt. He cried out in pain as he got electrocuted big time, then turned into a pile of dust.
Ace: Nice lightning rod, Tech. That's definitely gonna earn you some vacation time.
The coyote's regeneration powers kicked in and Tech was back to his old self.
Tech: Can I take it right now?
Ace: Let me think about it…yes…no…yes…No!
Razer: Thanks Tech. I owe you one.
Weather Vane: All the elements are at my command! I don't need to report the story, I am the story! (to cameraman) Make sure you get this! It'll make everyone forget about Misty Breeze!
Duck: Forget about Misty Breeze? Why I'd sooner forget what's her name here. (looks at Lexi)
Weather Vane: Time for you to be gone with the wind!
She waved her hands and a strong wind created a powerful tornado, sucking up all the Loonatics into it. Ace managed to grab onto a lamp post while Duck teleported himself out, and Slam was blown to the wall. Razer activate a grappling hook from his watch (AN : Sorry about not mentioning it on his uniform.)
Lexi: Ace, help!
Ace shot a grappling hook and it grabbed Lexi's waist, and Ace pulled her out and Lexi landed in his arms.
Lexi: Thanks Ace. You can put me down now.
Ace: Oh! Sorry.
He probably, secretly, loved holding Lexi in his arms, but he had to put her down so he could rescue the rest of his team.
Razer: Man, I didn't know you two are dating.
Ace/Lexi: (shock and blush) What! No we're just friends!
Razer snickers at this.
Tech and Rev were still inside the tornado.
Rev: Not gonna miss!
But Tech wrapped his arm around Rev's waste and fired his grappling hook onto a statue and pulled himself and Rev out of the tornado and back on ground.
Ace: I was gonna get you next.
Tech: I got impatient.
Slam spun in his own tornado and started spinning around the bigger tornado, pushing it back and dispersing it before anybody got hurt. Bystanders in buildings cheered for Slam as he raised his arms in victory.
Razer: Wow, nothing can beat that guy in a tornado off.
Weather Vane: They defeated my clouds, my lightning, my tornado! But can they defeat all of them at once? I release all the forces of elements upon you Acmetropolis! Bring me Misty Breeze or start building an ark!
She blasted a lightning bolt at a tall building, and then another at a railway track, stopping a train as the last car hung over the edge. Slam and Tech used their powers to lift the train while Ace, Lexi, and Razer cleared the rubble. When Slam lifted up the car hanging over the ledge, Tech used his magnetism to gently lower the train back onto the tracks. The train doors opened and the people cheered for the Acme Heroes.
After saving the train, the Loonatics flew back to City Plaza to confront Weather Vane, but they only found the camera man instead. He told them that Weather Vane had already left.
Ace: Hey Rev, does your radar show anybody else in danger?
Rev: Well a lot of wet people, but nobody in danger, unless you count soggy underwear as danger.
Ace: We should evacuate the area.
Lexi: The whole area? Why?
Ace: I got a little feeling that something big is coming.
At that moment, Zadavia's hologram appeared.
Zadavia: Suspicions confirmed, Ace. There's an unnatural energy force brewing in intensity thirty five miles from the coast. All efforts to contain Weather Vane have failed.
PINK TRIANGLE
Lexi: With all this water, we could sure use a duck.
Ace: Yeah, where is Duck?
Duck in the meantime had gone after Weather Vane, wanting to get even with her for insulting Misty Breeze.
But by the time the Loonatics had found Duck, he was hovering under a huge dark and purple dragon with glowing pink eyes and surrounded by dark clouds.
Lexi: Duck, what are you doing? Where's Weather Vane?
Ace: I hope that's not her.
But the familiar cackle from the dragon indicated that the dragon is Weather Vane.
Razer: Oh crude.
Commercial break at this point.
The storm dragon opened her mouth and spat lightning out at the Loonatics, who flew out of the way. Then the dragon headed back to Acmetropolis, firing lightning bolts at various buildings, some of which Tech used his powers to trash or slash them to protect the civilians. When tossing the debris at the storm dragon, the beast caught the debris in a small cloud and bellowed a huge growl at the anthro. Tech flew back to the rooftop where Ace and Lexi were at.
Lexi: A busted fire hydrant is not gonna take that thing out.
Ace: Hey Tech, I don't suppose you have a really big hair dryer.
Tech: If you're thinking of evaporating thatthing, it would take a hairdryer about…oh, a mile wide.
Razer: I might have a weapon for this.
Ace: Nah, nah, nah. Too risky. Hey Rev, any idea of where we can find the hottest spot within a hundred miles?
Rev: Oh baby, do I have a fiery hot spot for you guys! This is gonna burn the hair off if you get too close! Man, this place is scorching!
Tech: Got it! We just need some bait.
Everyone looked at Duck, grinning.
Duck: Why is everybody looking at me? Let me guess, me again.
ORANGE TRIANGLE
The Loonatics flew towards a volcano on a small remote island. Tech and Rosie were inside Tech's new Portalab.
Ace: Is this gonna work?
Tech: If the lava depth charge is in sync with targeting mechanism, there should be enough combustion to-
Ace: English Tech!
Razer: Do to my explosion knowledge. 100% sure.
Ace: That's all we need.
The aircraft landed along with the rest of the Loonatics.
Ace: That'll activate the volcano?
Tech: Your guess is as good as mine.
Just then, the storm dragon was heard coming, with Rev and Duck leading her right to the island and the volcano.
Tech: Slam, can withstand the heat better than any of us. Take this up there and when I say 'now' push this red button and throw it into the volcano. Got that? Now.
But Slam misunderstood as he nodded, before he pressed the red button.
Tech/Razer/Lexi: SLAM!
But the timer was on, counting down to thirty.
Tech: No not 'now' now! 'Now' later!
Slam tried to stop the timer, but he accidently took off the red button.
Ace: Just get it up there, now!
Slam picked up the bomb and dashed up to the volcano. He made it to the top and threw the bomb into the volcano's magma with spare time. Duck lead the storm dragon to the top of the volcano and teleported to the coast, just in time.
The volcano exploded right into the storm dragon, dispersing the clouds and the beast. Hot lava poured down from the volcano and into the jungle of the island.
Tech: (gasps) My Portalab! I just built it!
Ace: Forget the Portalab, Tech! Let's jet!
The Portalab was destroyed and melted by the hot lava, much to Tech's horror.
Tech: My Portalab destroyed! No! It never harmed anyone!
Ace: Wow, he really needs to get out more.
The Loonatics flew out of the island and back to Acmetropolis, where Lexi picked up Zadavia's signal at City Plaza. Zadavia's face was on screen and she congratulated the Loonatics for stopping Weather Vane, only to have the screen rudely turned off by Misty Breeze. As Misty reported the news on live that the horrid storm was over, Duck went to ask her for an autograph, only to have her sign all of his merchandise of her. The other Loonatics decided to give the two "lovebirds" some alone time. Razer snickers at this because he knew things will go bad for Misty Breeze.
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