Here's the next chapter. I only own Razer. Happy President Day.


Stop the World, I Want to Get Off

At the Loonatics Tower, Duck was showing off his basherball skills to Slam, Razer, and Silver while watching a live broadcast of the Basherball game.

Duck: Check out this move!

He did a flip in the air and fired a rubber red ball out from the tiny gun around his wrist.

Duck: Of course, if I was a real basherball player, I'd have a professional basherball bazooka.

Slam muttered something funny about Duck's lame shot, they laughed.

Razer: Let me see that.

He got the toy gun and shot a ricochet. The ball landed in the toy gun.

Razer: You need practice.

Duck: Show off.

Then Zadavia's hologram face appeared on screen, cutting the reporter's interview with Mr. Leghorn, head of the Basherball games.

Zadavia: Team, we have a problem.

Duck: Aw, can't it wait until half time?

Zadavia: Now, Duck.

The rest of the Loonatics approached the TV screen.

Ace: What's up, boss?

Zadavia: There's a thief at large committing robberies all over Acmetropolis.

Lexi: A thief? Isn't that beneath us super types?

Ace: Not if he's a super-thief. Let's jet!

YELLOW TRIANGLE

The Loonatics used the Loonaporter to fly over to the Acmetropolis Art Gallery, where people ran screaming from the building entrance. They saw security guards lying on the floor engulfed in a green aura, while a large muscular man with turquoise skin and green with yellow outfit was walking towards a bejeweled egg.

Ace: Ok Doc, step away from the egg!

Massive: The Loonatics, huh? Interesting. It seems Massive's popularity is growing.

Razer: We can do this the easy way. Or my favorite the hard way.

Massive: How about I give you a choice instead? Save this one trinket or save yourselves!

The thief, called Massive, waved his hands as the ground beneath the Loonatics suddenly rose into the air. He raised his other hand as a large piece of the ceiling suddenly came down on the heroes.

Massive: Don't you know the cost of being heroes is rising? Now for a hero sandwich!

Ace: No way! Tech?

Tech: On it, Chief!

Tech used his magnetism powers to keep the debris from crushing them. Massive used his power to toss several objects and benches at the heroes, but Ace, Lexi, Duck, and used their powers to destroy them.

Massive: I'm finished yo-yoing with you, Loonatics!

He took the egg and levitated himself out of the Art Gallery. The Loonatics jumped down to the ground, wanting to chase Massive when Lexi pointed to the helpless guards lying on the floor.

The building was starting to crumble all around them as the Loonatics rescued the guards, and several valuable artifacts, before the building caved in on itself.

Ace: Well guys, looks like Massive skipped.

Lexi: How does someone that big skip?

Duck: Oh, who cares? I risked my feathers to save this…uh…really uh…what is this?

Razer: It's a mask made in Africa.

Ace: We need to pick where the next fight goes down, get the home corded advantage.

Zadavia: (through COM) We could set up a sting.

The Loonatics pointed their wrist bands to the center where Zadavia's hologram appeared.

Duck: A sting? That sounds painful.

Zadavia: Lay out a trap for him. What is the one thing Massive wants the most?

Ace: Money, lots of it. That egg was worth a 150 million quazarlinium. I'm a little short, got any pennies in your piggy bank, Zadavia?

Zadavia: I have a little set aside for a rainy day. Do you have an idea?

Ace: Yeah. What if we make a very public investment?

Razer: (muttered) This ain't going to work.

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A lady dressed in elegant clothes was standing behind the podium making an announcement about a new rocket for the Luxury Rocket Industry. Duck, disguised a rich investor with the code name Mallard Megabucks, took the stand at podium to make his speech.

Ace and Lexi were in the audience, with Lexi wearing an elegant dress with a red bow around her ears, and Ace wearing a light brown suit and hat.

Ace: (through COM) Everyone else in position?

Slam, Tech, Rev, and Razer confirmed. Rev was wearing a blue employee's suit and showing people to their seats, Slam was disguised an electrician, Razer used his power to disguise as a security guard keeping an eye on the crowd members, and Tech wore a white suit while pushing a food and drink cart.

Razer: (through COM link) Nothing here. And no offense but some traps never.

Ace: (through COM link) It will work.

Razer: (through COM link) I trust my gut. It also say that something is watching us. But back to your plan.

Rev: This is Rev in position and man Ace; I gotta tell you this is exciting!

Ace: (through COM) Got it Rev. Is our little prize ready to go?

Tech: My specially handmade crafted Gravity Stabilization Gyro is all set. Any gravity affected by Massive can instantly restored to normal.

Ace: (through COM) Then we are good to go.

They didn't have to wait as Massive came down floated down to the stage.

Massive: Well, well, well. What have we here? Massive amounts of quazarlinium and massive amounts of me.

The sight of Massive caused people in the audience to run away in panic.

Massive That's right! Run! Run before you make me throw my weight around! No one stands up to Massive!

He was about to use his power to take the gold when Ace and Lexi stopped him.

Ace: Yo! Mean and Green! Didn't' your mother ever tell you that money can't buy you happiness?

Massive: She did, that's why I'm stealing it.

Ace fired a laser blast at Massive's chest, but the blast had little effect on him.

Massive: My body's so dense, I'm invincible!

So Ace jumped onto the stage, wielding his sword so eh cane strike at Massive, but Massive easily knocked him down with his thick muscular arm.

Massive: You really think your puny attack are gonna do any good? You have no chance against my powers!

But Slam came thundering in and knocked a surprised Massive into the wall.

Ace: Quick, everyone, while he's still down!

The entire team rushed in on Massive, but the thief quickly raised his arm, catching Ace, Lexi, Tech, Razer, Rev, and Slam in a gravity field.

Massive: Feeling a little light-headed?

Then something orange hit Massive in the chest. There stood Duck in a fighting position.

Duck: Ahem! Forget about somebody?

Massive: Not exactly.

He blasted another gravity beam at Duck, causing him to fall to the ground as the concrete crumbled beneath him, making him super heavy.

Massive: You see? All their weight has to go somewhere.

Duck: Thanks for clarifying.

Massive: I think you all need a vacation. But where to sent you? Oh, I don't know. How about the moon? Yes! (laughs) Farewell Loonatics!

He raised his arm up, sending the six Loonatics flying higher and higher into the air as their shouts and screaming could be heard within the gravity field.

Commercial break at this point.

The Loonatics were going higher than ever while still trapped inside the gravity force field.

Tech: According to this, I weight negative one thousand two hundred and sixty eight pounds! Fascinating!

Ace: Real interesting Tech, but can you make us heavier?

Lexi: That is, without making us look bloated!

Ace: (through COM) Duck can you point Tech's gyro up at us?

Duck: (looks at dart) No, unless I can do it by lying here and not moving. (looks at rocket) Hang on! I have an idea!

While still trapped in his own gravity field, Duck can still teleport inside the rocket. But his weight dragged him over the controls and into a seat. As he fell into the seat, Duck activated the ship's engines and the rocket blasted off into the sky.

Duck: Hang on! I'm coming for you…if I can steer this thing!

He couldn't reach the steering stick, but the ship got close enough to the floating Loonatics outside.

Ace: Thanks Duck, I see you! Everybody hang on!

Tech took Ace's hand, Ace took Lexi's hand, Rev grabbed Lexi's foot, Rev took Slam's hand, and Slam took Razer's foot. When the ship neared them, Slam dug his hand into the rocket, dragging the rest of the team with him.

Ace: Ok, I only got one shot at this.

He used his lazer vision to cut a hole in the side of the ship, large enough for Ace to climb through and pull his teammates inside with his. Everyone floated to their seats and strapped in their seat belts while Tech floated over to the main controls.

Tech: Duck's weight has crushed the controls beyond repair! It's gonna be a rough landing!

The rocket ship crashed by the Rocket Industries where the fake event took place. Tech got out of his seat and floated towards the hole Ace made, and used his magnetism to bring the cart containing his gyro closer to him.

Tech: Now to grab the gyro and restore us to normal gravity! That's it, come to papa.

The gyro radiated a blast that instantly returned the Loonatics to normal gravity. The sudden return brought them raining down on each other. After that, they climbed out of the rocket ship through the hole.

Tech: The gyro works! We have gravity!

Lexi: That's Massive two and Good Guys zero.

Ace: Yeah and Razer your gut is right.

Razer: I told you I trust my gut.

He grabbed a switched blade from his pocket and threw it behind him. The knife hit a white orb drone. The drone fell to ground because the drone is deactivated. Razer pick it up and pulled out the knife.

Duck: What is that thing?

Razer: Its Prof. Shane's spy drone. This is the sixth time I destroyed one of those.

Ace: Guess hunting you down huh?

Razer: He's claiming me as his property. I like to zap his head. Lets just focus on Massive.

Ace: He's right. Massive stole a hundred million from the bank, the egg was worth 150 and we set him up with 200 million quazarlinium.

Lexi: Oh, he keeps one upping himself. So what's worth more than that?

Duck: All this chasing is gonna make us miss the Basherball game at the World Dome, and I wanna see who's gonna win this year's trophy!

Ace: That trophy's been all over the news, and I bet it's pretty expensive.

At the Mondo Bowl, the Loonatics were sitting with the crowd, waiting for the championship to start.

Ace: You ready, Tech?

Tech: Yes. These gauntlets are the same gravity stabilization technology as my gyro, and should neutralize Massive's powers. All we have to do is get them on him.

Razer: I built a second gyro for back up.

The Loonatics watched and waited for Massive as Mr. Leghorn started the game and launched the ball into the air. The ball flew through the air as Rangers scored a point for their team, but then the ball stopped and floated in midair and was surrounded in a green glow. The crowd and the players gasped in surprise and awe, but the Loonatics knew what it meant.

Ace: He's here.

The ball was dropped to the ground and Massive came floating out into the arena. He flew towards the stand Mr. Leghorn was sitting in and used his gravity power to steal the 250 million quazarlinium trophy.

Commercial break at this point.

Massive: Thanks to you Mr. Leghorn, this is the crime of millennium. Your rating should go through the roof.

Down below, the Loonatics watched as Massive took the trophy while taunting Mr. Leghorn.

Ace: You know, for the price of a ticket, you'd think we'd get a better half time show. Take him down, Slam!

Slam leapt into the air, with the use of his tornado power, and hit him in the back, causing him to drop the trophy. Ace told Rev to go and kick Massive's butt. Rev ran from side to the stadium to kick Massive, then sped to the other side to kick Massive again.

Rev: Let's see how you like it when you're being punched around big guy!

Massive: Time for you to slow down, bird.

He blasted at Rev with his gravity power, causing Rev to fall to the ground. Slam tried to strike at Massive again, but Massive used his gravity to send Slam up to the roof.

Massive: Not this time, big guy!

Then Tech flew over to Slam with his jet pack, holding the gyro.

Tech: Gotcha Slam! I'll reverse this with my-

He stopped in midsentence when Massive shot him with his gravity powers.

Tech: Going down.

The coyote rocketed down to the ground below.

Ace: Tech you ok?

Tech: Define 'ok.'

Ace: (grabs gauntlets) Hope you don't mind. I'm just going to borrow these.

Lexi organized the basherball players to fire several balls at Massive, which she empowered with her brain blast. Massive only had time to look back at what was about to hit him when he got struck by the empowered rubber balls. Massive angrily tried to blast Lexi and the athletes with his gravity power.

Razer put on his electric knuckles to face Massive. He was able to punch his back. After that Massive use his power to make Razer stop moving.

Massive: I heard about your bounty. So I'll take you as a bonus.

Ace: I don't think so.

He blasted him with his laser vision in the back to save his friend, again having no effect on him.

Ace: Game's over, Massive!

Massive: (laughs) I told you, you can't hurt me!

Ace: Maybe not, but I'm working on making you pretty uncomfortable. Duck and Lexi blast him!

Combined with Ace's laser beams, Lexi Duck used their powers to knock Massive off into distance. He reached out to grab the trophy and Razer with his powers before he burst through the stadium walls and fell into the streets below while the trophy clung to the hole in the wall with Razer hanging on the trophy. Outside, Duck threw an egg in Massive's face while taunting him. But Massive waved his hand and Duck was sent flying, while Massive brought Lexi down from the hole above and collided her with Duck.

Now that he took care of Duck and Lexi, Massive went back to stealing the trophy and Razer by using his power to bring it down to him. But Ace jumped onto the floating trophy, freeing Razer with the gyro, and firing his laser beams at Massive. Massive fired his gravity beams at Ace and Razer, but the bunny and raccoon jumped out of the way and Massive ended up getting crushed by the heavy trophy instead. When the dust cleared, Massive pushed the trophy off him, but before he could do anything else, Ace locked the anti-gravity cuffs around his thick wrists.

Ace: Here's your little bling-bling, for your trip to sing-sing.

The rest of the Loonatics came down to join Ace and Razer.

Massive: If you think these things can hold me, you're wrong! You can't control gravity!

Lexi: Yeah, but it'll do for now.

From up above in the hole, Mr. Leghorn called out to the Loonatics.

Mr. Leghorn: Terrific, I say, terrific job! I'd like y'all a reward for saving all these people who paid good money to come into my World Dome.

Ace: That's very kind of you, Mr. Leghorn. But, you know, we can't accept your reward, Mr. Leghorn.

Duck: But if we could, what kind of reward are we talking about?

Mr. Leghorn: How about a lifetime supply of my own red hot Chili Gurt?

Ace: Too rich for us, but not for Slam.

Slam excitedly pointed at his mouth, wanting a taste of the Chili Gurt.

Mr. Leghorn: Go to town, son!

He poured a large bowl of Chili Gurt down into Slam's mouth, who devoured it hungrily. Some of the chili got on Duck.

Duck: Ok, it's official. I'm gonna be sick.


If your wondering what Razer bounty is, it's $50,000. PLEASE READ AND REVEIW.